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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fantasy81 is obviously running late tonight....

What's everyone drinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lager shandy please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of Quager and a fizz bomb chaser please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shandy on it's way...

Not sure on how to do the bomb?

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Pint of lager and lime and a pack of scampi fries please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonic water

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Port for me plz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pint of lager and lime and a pack of scampi fries please "

Sending fantasy81 to shops when she gets here for scampi fries...can you wait for them ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tonic water..... With lemon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Opening new bottle of port.... Christ this bar work is hard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything and everything? Let's get a little tipsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tonic water..... With lemon?

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Yes please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything and everything? Let's get a little tipsy "

None of that in my bar please, drink appropriately or get kicked out for d*unken disorderly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jammez... out of lemon sorry... will lime do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have what hunky mike is drinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a long Island ice tea on a school night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red wine

but alternating with water tonight.

Really fancy cocktails but not going out tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Got a new order in just for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a nice cup of tea please, milk 2 sugars

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Iced tea... jo problem, red wine o it's way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hiya throbbing, sorry out of sugar (fantasy81 forgot to order more)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As always Disarronno and fresh Lime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything and everything? Let's get a little tipsy

None of that in my bar please, drink appropriately or get kicked out for d*unken disorderly "

So no streaking across the dance floor, doing the helicopter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Certainty sir.... double or single shot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fantasy81 is obviously running late tonight....

What's everyone drinking?

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Its a Monday lol, I only drink Tuesday to Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As always Disarronno and fresh Lime"

Ooo my Fav xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything and everything? Let's get a little tipsy

None of that in my bar please, drink appropriately or get kicked out for d*unken disorderly

So no streaking across the dance floor, doing the helicopter? "

Lol wait until my barmaid turns up first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's a Dissarrano and cranberry juice please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But if your playing barkeep it would be rude not too..a glass a red for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fantasy81 is obviously running late tonight....

What's everyone drinking?

Its a Monday lol, I only drink Tuesday to Sunday "

Your late!

Help behind bar please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proper three finger measure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dissarano. .. sure... red wine for the better late then never fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JD and please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything and everything? Let's get a little tipsy

None of that in my bar please, drink appropriately or get kicked out for d*unken disorderly

So no streaking across the dance floor, doing the helicopter?

Lol wait until my barmaid turns up first "

Shes not going to rugby tackle me to the ground is she?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fantasy81 is obviously running late tonight....

What's everyone drinking?

Its a Monday lol, I only drink Tuesday to Sunday

Your late!

Help behind bar please "

Sorry painting my nails. Sure, where are we up to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Diet or regular in the jd?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything and everything? Let's get a little tipsy

None of that in my bar please, drink appropriately or get kicked out for d*unken disorderly

So no streaking across the dance floor, doing the helicopter?

Lol wait until my barmaid turns up first

Shes not going to rugby tackle me to the ground is she? "

No... but she can keep you in check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything and everything? Let's get a little tipsy

None of that in my bar please, drink appropriately or get kicked out for d*unken disorderly

So no streaking across the dance floor, doing the helicopter?

Lol wait until my barmaid turns up first

Shes not going to rugby tackle me to the ground is she?

No... but she can keep you in check "

Oh I like a good rugby tackle

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Something. Anything.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fantasy81 is obviously running late tonight....

What's everyone drinking?

Its a Monday lol, I only drink Tuesday to Sunday

Your late!

Help behind bar please

Sorry painting my nails. Sure, where are we up to? "

Need scampi from off licence if you could go get some plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything and everything? Let's get a little tipsy

None of that in my bar please, drink appropriately or get kicked out for d*unken disorderly

So no streaking across the dance floor, doing the helicopter?

Lol wait until my barmaid turns up first

Shes not going to rugby tackle me to the ground is she?

No... but she can keep you in check "

Can I please make helicopter sound effects, I like to think I'm air wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hiya throbbing, sorry out of sugar (fantasy81 forgot to order more) "

Sweetner or honey will do then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Steve... double souhern comfort on its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fantasy81 is obviously running late tonight....

What's everyone drinking?

Its a Monday lol, I only drink Tuesday to Sunday

Your late!

Help behind bar please

Sorry painting my nails. Sure, where are we up to?

Need scampi from off licence if you could go get some plz "

Scampi from the offi, surely tesco would be better for that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hiya throbbing, sorry out of sugar (fantasy81 forgot to order more)

Sweetner or honey will do then "

Just got a new stock in (thanks fantasy81) 2 sugars on it's way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dissarano. .. sure... red wine for the better late then never fantasy "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Scampi fries. .. sorry my bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jammez... out of lemon sorry... will lime do? "

Tut tut fantasy would have lemon's ready

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Steve... double souhern comfort on its way "

I had a Southern Comfort once. I think I preferred Jim Beam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scampi fries. .. sorry my bad! "

Ahh, certainly. Off I run

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jammez... out of lemon sorry... will lime do?

Tut tut fantasy would have lemon's ready "

Sorry, a typical lady, she was late tonight.

Lemon on it's way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Diet or regular in the jd? "

Regular please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jammez... out of lemon sorry... will lime do?

Tut tut fantasy would have lemon's ready "

Yes I would

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok steve, Jim beam then, I will have the southern comfort

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sparky... you need a top up ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Ok steve, Jim beam then, I will have the southern comfort "

*clink clink*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we up to date now Marmite?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thought I saw your glass empty already haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fantasy, just about, but I need to go glass collecting, can you handle the bar plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers for the wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fantasy, just about, but I need to go glass collecting, can you handle the bar plz "

Of course I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheers for the wine "

Your more than welcome, on Marmite's behalf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Never thought this bar work was soo hard.... haba

Thanks for the help fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka shot please large. Then I'm going to bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Vodka on its way... large enough for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Streaking past you as you collect glasses haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never thought this bar work was soo hard.... haba

Thanks for the help fantasy "

No problem, its very hard work! I once did 17 hours straight behind a bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a glass of rioja please? I'm celebrating signing a work contract!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another tonic water please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Streaking past you as you collect glasses haha "

What you after to drink tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Streaking past you as you collect glasses haha "

Liam!!!

Behave yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a glass of rioja please? I'm celebrating signing a work contract! "

Oh well done extra large glass for the lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another tonic water please."

Of course, extra lemon this time too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tonic water with lemon coming up. ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha both serving same customer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha both serving same customer! "

Im sure Jammezz will drink them both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sparky... you need a top up ? "

Been a long day, better make it a double please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fanyasy... my customer or yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sparky... you need a top up ?

Been a long day, better make it a double please "

Double JD and , very fine choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorting out the top up sparky.

. Large one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Streaking past you as you collect glasses haha

What you after to drink tonight "

I've clearly already had to much, line some jäger bombs up for everyone, I'm very generous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fanyasy... my customer or yours? "

Ive served already haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Streaking past you as you collect glasses haha

What you after to drink tonight

I've clearly already had to much, line some jäger bombs up for everyone, I'm very generous "

Jagers all round!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Streaking past you as you collect glasses haha

What you after to drink tonight

I've clearly already had to much, line some jäger bombs up for everyone, I'm very generous "

Ohh jäger bombs, one for everyone..bottoms up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Streaking past you as you collect glasses haha

What you after to drink tonight

I've clearly already had to much, line some jäger bombs up for everyone, I'm very generous

Ohh jäger bombs, one for everyone..bottoms up "

Make them flaming, I hate eyebrows anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do u still have a box of that scrumpy behind the bar, wallop u call it, il have a pint of that please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need a fag break.... as you were fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Streaking past you as you collect glasses haha

What you after to drink tonight

I've clearly already had to much, line some jäger bombs up for everyone, I'm very generous

Ohh jäger bombs, one for everyone..bottoms up

Make them flaming, I hate eyebrows anyway "

Haha, certainly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do u still have a box of that scrumpy behind the bar, wallop u call it, il have a pint of that please "

Certainly horny coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a fag break.... as you were fantasy "

You can't be homophobic in this bar!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a fag break.... as you were fantasy "

No problem sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a fag break.... as you were fantasy

You can't be homophobic in this bar!!"

Who do you think im having a fag with !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a fag break.... as you were fantasy

You can't be homophobic in this bar!!

Who do you think im having a fag with ! "

Haha sorry I just couldn't resist, as you can see I like to be centre attention at any good gathering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha both serving same customer!

Im sure Jammezz will drink them both "

Of course I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha both serving same customer!

Im sure Jammezz will drink them both

Of course I will "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fag break over.... everything ok or do we need top ups?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southern comfort ,lemonade and lime please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Double southern on its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it's a school night, so a coffee please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well it's a school night, so a coffee please"

On its way honey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well it's a school night, so a coffee please"

Forgot to ask... sugar and milk?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Half term here , a large Jd and please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit me again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

2 large JD and s on it's way guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it's a school night, so a coffee please

Forgot to ask... sugar and milk? "

Just milk please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's going across the top shelf with me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well it's a school night, so a coffee please

Forgot to ask... sugar and milk?

Just milk please "

Think I will join you in a strong coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who's going across the top shelf with me? "

Liam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing welk here marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's going across the top shelf with me?

Liam!

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There must be someone as fun as me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Double southern on its way "
was only after a single but a double does sounds good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doing welk here marmite "

Thanks

Hard keeping liam In order though! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Double southern on its way was only after a single but a double does sounds good "

Always aim to please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe I said hit me again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Go on then liam... only one round though, up early In the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Double southern on its way was only after a single but a double does sounds good

Always aim to please "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doing welk here marmite

Thanks

Hard keeping liam In order though! Haha"

Always one to keep in check

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I believe I said hit me again "

You had the double JD ... here's another... on the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on then liam... only one round though, up early In the morning"

It's ok I don't suffer with hangovers, will drive everyone to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believe I said hit me again

You had the double JD ... here's another... on the house"

Jammezz is on the tonic water, I'll drink the JD

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believe I said hit me again

You had the double JD ... here's another... on the house

Jammezz is on the tonic water, I'll drink the JD "

She knows what I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha "

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I believe I said hit me again

You had the double JD ... here's another... on the house

Jammezz is on the tonic water, I'll drink the JD

She knows what I like "

Sorry. .. tonic and lemon was that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help "

He's a wrongun! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help "

Think the top shelf has really confused marmite

Let's go again?

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

J&B with ice, please..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

Think the top shelf has really confused marmite

Let's go again? "

NOO! Can't do that again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

He's a wrongun! Haha "

You should see me in the bedroom

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over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

Think the top shelf has really confused marmite

Let's go again? "

More?! Whats your poison this time?

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over a year ago


"J&B with ice, please.."

Of course Lonnie, coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

He's a wrongun! Haha

You should see me in the bedroom "

Never sleep with my customers, sorry

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over a year ago

Sorry fantasy. .. my taxi just arrived.... can I pay you overtime if you stay on for a while ?

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over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

He's a wrongun! Haha

You should see me in the bedroom

Never sleep with my customers, sorry "

Who said anything about sleeping?

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over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

Think the top shelf has really confused marmite

Let's go again?

More?! Whats your poison this time?"

Rum and red bull had to be dark rum tho

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over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

He's a wrongun! Haha

You should see me in the bedroom

Never sleep with my customers, sorry

Who said anything about sleeping? "

Haha, never fuck them either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believe I said hit me again

You had the double JD ... here's another... on the house

Jammezz is on the tonic water, I'll drink the JD

She knows what I like

Sorry. .. tonic and lemon was that "

You got it.

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over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

He's a wrongun! Haha

You should see me in the bedroom

Never sleep with my customers, sorry

Who said anything about sleeping?

Haha, never fuck them either "

What about passionate sex, I'm to much of a gentleman to fuck sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

He's a wrongun! Haha

You should see me in the bedroom

Never sleep with my customers, sorry

Who said anything about sleeping?

Haha, never fuck them either

What about passionate sex, I'm to much of a gentleman to fuck sorry "

Sex on the beach for liam...

Gotta run.... over to you fantasy thanks hun

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over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

He's a wrongun! Haha

You should see me in the bedroom

Never sleep with my customers, sorry

Who said anything about sleeping?

Haha, never fuck them either

What about passionate sex, I'm to much of a gentleman to fuck sorry "

No not that either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Bush please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

He's a wrongun! Haha

You should see me in the bedroom

Never sleep with my customers, sorry

Who said anything about sleeping?

Haha, never fuck them either "

Woah woah woah I never bought a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

Think the top shelf has really confused marmite

Let's go again?

More?! Whats your poison this time?

Rum and red bull had to be dark rum tho "

Will Lambs Navy do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

He's a wrongun! Haha

You should see me in the bedroom

Never sleep with my customers, sorry

Who said anything about sleeping?

Haha, never fuck them either

Woah woah woah I never bought a drink "

Your right, tonic doesn't count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Black Bush please"

If course just for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

He's a wrongun! Haha

You should see me in the bedroom

Never sleep with my customers, sorry

Who said anything about sleeping?

Haha, never fuck them either

Woah woah woah I never bought a drink

Your right, tonic doesn't count "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

Think the top shelf has really confused marmite

Let's go again?

More?! Whats your poison this time?

Rum and red bull had to be dark rum tho

Will Lambs Navy do you?"

Yes but I now demand a topless waitress seems there'll be no naughtiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

Think the top shelf has really confused marmite

Let's go again?

More?! Whats your poison this time?

Rum and red bull had to be dark rum tho

Will Lambs Navy do you?

Yes but I now demand a topless waitress seems there'll be no naughtiness "

I am topless, look at my avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh I'll have a Captain Morgan's and Coke and a grab bag of Cheese and Onion crisps! Fanks

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over a year ago


"Ooooh I'll have a Captain Morgan's and Coke and a grab bag of Cheese and Onion crisps! Fanks "

Oh good choice there Baby, I do like a bit of Captain Morgan's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good work fantasy.... help yoyrself to a drink too.

Night all... gotta go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

Think the top shelf has really confused marmite

Let's go again?

More?! Whats your poison this time?

Rum and red bull had to be dark rum tho

Will Lambs Navy do you?

Yes but I now demand a topless waitress seems there'll be no naughtiness

I am topless, look at my avatar "

I prefer bottomless. That ass is to kill for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good work fantasy.... help yoyrself to a drink too.

Night all... gotta go! "

Night Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

Think the top shelf has really confused marmite

Let's go again?

More?! Whats your poison this time?

Rum and red bull had to be dark rum tho

Will Lambs Navy do you?

Yes but I now demand a topless waitress seems there'll be no naughtiness

I am topless, look at my avatar

I prefer bottomless. That ass is to kill for "

Ah thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooh I'll have a Captain Morgan's and Coke and a grab bag of Cheese and Onion crisps! Fanks "

Can I grab you for a dance?

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over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

Think the top shelf has really confused marmite

Let's go again?

More?! Whats your poison this time?

Rum and red bull had to be dark rum tho

Will Lambs Navy do you?

Yes but I now demand a topless waitress seems there'll be no naughtiness

I am topless, look at my avatar

I prefer bottomless. That ass is to kill for

Ah thanks "

No thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

Think the top shelf has really confused marmite

Let's go again?

More?! Whats your poison this time?

Rum and red bull had to be dark rum tho

Will Lambs Navy do you?

Yes but I now demand a topless waitress seems there'll be no naughtiness

I am topless, look at my avatar "

Technically all the drinks were free so I'm not a customer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

Think the top shelf has really confused marmite

Let's go again?

More?! Whats your poison this time?

Rum and red bull had to be dark rum tho

Will Lambs Navy do you?

Yes but I now demand a topless waitress seems there'll be no naughtiness

I am topless, look at my avatar

Technically all the drinks were free so I'm not a customer. "

Ah but your drinking alcohol so yes you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

Think the top shelf has really confused marmite

Let's go again?

More?! Whats your poison this time?

Rum and red bull had to be dark rum tho

Will Lambs Navy do you?

Yes but I now demand a topless waitress seems there'll be no naughtiness

I am topless, look at my avatar

Technically all the drinks were free so I'm not a customer.

Ah but your drinking alcohol so yes you are "

Will you at least share a drink with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of estrella please or peroni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint of estrella please or peroni"

We have estrella in on special tonight so certainly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

Think the top shelf has really confused marmite

Let's go again?

More?! Whats your poison this time?

Rum and red bull had to be dark rum tho

Will Lambs Navy do you?

Yes but I now demand a topless waitress seems there'll be no naughtiness

I am topless, look at my avatar

Technically all the drinks were free so I'm not a customer.

Ah but your drinking alcohol so yes you are

Will you at least share a drink with me? "

I'll have a then thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

Think the top shelf has really confused marmite

Let's go again?

More?! Whats your poison this time?

Rum and red bull had to be dark rum tho

Will Lambs Navy do you?

Yes but I now demand a topless waitress seems there'll be no naughtiness

I am topless, look at my avatar

I prefer bottomless. That ass is to kill for

Ah thanks

No thank you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JD & please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually tonight I'm drinking prosecco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JD & please "

Of course diversity, a double with ice as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

Think the top shelf has really confused marmite

Let's go again?

More?! Whats your poison this time?

Rum and red bull had to be dark rum tho

Will Lambs Navy do you?

Yes but I now demand a topless waitress seems there'll be no naughtiness

I am topless, look at my avatar

Technically all the drinks were free so I'm not a customer.

Ah but your drinking alcohol so yes you are

Will you at least share a drink with me?

I'll have a then thanks "
.

Now we're drinking buddies, no more excuses mwahaha my plan worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually tonight I'm drinking prosecco"

Ooh Davy, are we celebrating or just in the mood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

Think the top shelf has really confused marmite

Let's go again?

More?! Whats your poison this time?

Rum and red bull had to be dark rum tho

Will Lambs Navy do you?

Yes but I now demand a topless waitress seems there'll be no naughtiness

I am topless, look at my avatar

Technically all the drinks were free so I'm not a customer.

Ah but your drinking alcohol so yes you are

Will you at least share a drink with me?

I'll have a then thanks .

Now we're drinking buddies, no more excuses mwahaha my plan worked "

Haha, and drinking buddies it shall always be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

Think the top shelf has really confused marmite

Let's go again?

More?! Whats your poison this time?

Rum and red bull had to be dark rum tho

Will Lambs Navy do you?

Yes but I now demand a topless waitress seems there'll be no naughtiness

I am topless, look at my avatar

I prefer bottomless. That ass is to kill for

Ah thanks

No thank you

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just in the mood lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

Think the top shelf has really confused marmite

Let's go again?

More?! Whats your poison this time?

Rum and red bull had to be dark rum tho

Will Lambs Navy do you?

Yes but I now demand a topless waitress seems there'll be no naughtiness

I am topless, look at my avatar

Technically all the drinks were free so I'm not a customer.

Ah but your drinking alcohol so yes you are

Will you at least share a drink with me?

I'll have a then thanks .

Now we're drinking buddies, no more excuses mwahaha my plan worked

Haha, and drinking buddies it shall always be "

Buddies with benefits I mean free bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not indeed lots of ice but easy on the please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! Serving wrong drinks now! Haha

You'll get to know what the regulars drink although by the sounds of it Liam is leading you astray which doesn't help

Think the top shelf has really confused marmite

Let's go again?

More?! Whats your poison this time?

Rum and red bull had to be dark rum tho

Will Lambs Navy do you?

Yes but I now demand a topless waitress seems there'll be no naughtiness

I am topless, look at my avatar

Technically all the drinks were free so I'm not a customer.

Ah but your drinking alcohol so yes you are

Will you at least share a drink with me?

I'll have a then thanks .

Now we're drinking buddies, no more excuses mwahaha my plan worked

Haha, and drinking buddies it shall always be

Buddies with benefits I mean free bar"

I'll settle on discounted bar

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over a year ago


"Why not indeed lots of ice but easy on the please "

A small dash, certainly

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

can i have a vodka n plz with lime and ice

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over a year ago


"Just in the mood lol "

And why not. Do enjoy it, I'll even pop a raspberry in it if you like, tastes gorgeous that way. Or a drop of sloe gin

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