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"How did you manage to lose a stone between threads?" I'd love to know too, I'd be a size 10 by the end of the week | |||
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"I'm thinking either your autocorrect has gone tits up or your keyboard is fucked " I thought it was 'youth' speak | |||
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"Lol or maybe I had 2 many to drink lol" Try 6 too many. You're totally incoherent... | |||
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"Yes but having fun lol " Really?? | |||
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"I'm thinking either your autocorrect has gone tits up or your keyboard is fucked I thought it was 'youth' speak Certainly is not just 'youth' speak, thank you very much madam. " Male youth speak then | |||
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"Lol or maybe I had 2 many to drink lol" Oh | |||
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"I can't believe this young man is not being inundated from offers from the ladies of FAB. don't you under stand he es a dirty man wen he strat " | |||
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"So you are half cut and practically incoherent and you want ladies to contact you, have I got it right " I believe that's about it? Form an orderly queue... | |||
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"Foreign I'm thinking" Yes. Scottish | |||
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"Irish lol and proud lol" But you won't be in the morning. | |||
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"This is why I don't drink." One of the reasons for me too | |||
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"This is why I don't drink. One of the reasons for me too " Lol how many times are you and me going to say this on a thread | |||
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"I'm thinking either your autocorrect has gone tits up or your keyboard is fucked " Or he's fucked in the head | |||
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"How did you manage to lose a stone between threads?" He put it in his rockery with his other ones and now can't find it. He loved that stone. Sex would really help him feel more betterer | |||
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"I fuck in the head and mad in the bed lok" In your wank bank | |||
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"Bit early to be pissed ain't it! " If it was 9am I'd agree but it's 8.30pm... he might have been on the piss since lunchtime! | |||
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"Lol yes I was how you no lol" I really don't know what you are saying | |||
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"I like the OPs humour and ability to rise above the ribbing He's a happy wanker " I like a happy wanker! Come back and play again when you're sober Mike! | |||
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"What time is the lolcopter due to take away the dyslexic gentleman? " | |||
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"I can't believe this young man is not being inundated from offers from the ladies of FAB. don't you under stand he es a dirty man wen he strat " | |||
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"Well do you be first to make me happy wanker lol " Don't be silly. | |||
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"What time is the lolcopter due to take away the dyslexic gentleman? " Ok that made me laugh | |||
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"Lol yes I was how you no lol I really don't know what you are saying " I've three friends who would absolutely love to meet you. I don't think you've met. They're called Spelling, Grammar and Punctuation. I've had a quick chat with them and they would love to help you communicate with other people a little more effectively | |||
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"Why is he a wanker? He's just a bit merry is all" Literally wanking as opposed to being a wanker. | |||
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"lol sorry if I have upset any one on fab to nite Relly am if I did sorry did not mean it if I did just having fun sorry every one xxxxx" Awww... bless, you haven't offended. You've had a giggle and taken our cheek in good humour. I don't think you need to apologise. | |||
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"lol sorry if I have upset any one on fab to nite Relly am if I did sorry did not mean it if I did just having fun sorry every one xxxxx" I don't think you've upset anyone! It's just really, really difficult to understand what you are trying to say. We are a sardonic, sarcastic bunch who mean no harm. But, please let your phone/pc spellchecker help, and read through what you've typed before you post, just to double check that they are actually words. | |||
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"Why is he a wanker? He's just a bit merry is all Literally wanking as opposed to being a wanker. " Ooh my bad sorry | |||
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"Ok guys have good nite chat to ye some time agin nice no in ye all I off to the pub now have few drinks and fun sorry if up set any one to nite Relly I nice guy if ye new me ok have fun guys chat ye laters mike mad mike lol by xx" Aww bless ya! | |||
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"Little mikey, it has to be said That it's getting nearly time for your bed So lay down your head and close your eyes Coz when you're sober you'll be surprised ...at what you said on fab tonight. Maybe you won't even recount that you made yourself a fab account But if you do then mikey please remember not to think of me." brilliant! | |||
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"Ok guys have good nite chat to ye some time agin nice no in ye all I off to the pub now have few drinks and fun sorry if up set any one to nite Relly I nice guy if ye new me ok have fun guys chat ye laters mike mad mike lol by xx" Mike don't go to the pub.. Go to bed. | |||
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"Ok guys have good nite chat to ye some time agin nice no in ye all I off to the pub now have few drinks and fun sorry if up set any one to nite Relly I nice guy if ye new me ok have fun guys chat ye laters mike mad mike lol by xx Mike don't go to the pub.. Go to bed. " Granny you're so sensible! | |||
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"Lol yes I was how you no lol I really don't know what you are saying I've three friends who would absolutely love to meet you. I don't think you've met. They're called Spelling, Grammar and Punctuation. I've had a quick chat with them and they would love to help you communicate with other people a little more effectively " I've understood him,he's been great fun tonight | |||
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"Ok guys have good nite chat to ye some time agin nice no in ye all I off to the pub now have few drinks and fun sorry if up set any one to nite Relly I nice guy if ye new me ok have fun guys chat ye laters mike mad mike lol by xx Mike don't go to the pub.. Go to bed. Granny you're so sensible! " I know. It's not easy you know. | |||
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"He's in London." Just under another thread. If this is drink typing, he's been on an all-dayer. I am, of course, just jealous. | |||
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"Lol yes I was how you no lol I really don't know what you are saying I've three friends who would absolutely love to meet you. I don't think you've met. They're called Spelling, Grammar and Punctuation. I've had a quick chat with them and they would love to help you communicate with other people a little more effectively " Why have you shunned Mr. Punctuation? How rude! His place was immediately following "effectively. " | |||
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"What worries me is I understand everything he is saying " | |||
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"Lol yes I was how you no lol I really don't know what you are saying I've three friends who would absolutely love to meet you. I don't think you've met. They're called Spelling, Grammar and Punctuation. I've had a quick chat with them and they would love to help you communicate with other people a little more effectively Why have you shunned Mr. Punctuation? How rude! His place was immediately following "effectively. " " | |||
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"How did you manage to lose a stone between threads? He put it in his rockery with his other ones and now can't find it. He loved that stone. Sex would really help him feel more betterer " love it | |||
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"What worries me is I understand everything he is saying " Me too | |||
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"Mate it's Monday why are you smashed" Is there a law that says you can't get d*unk on a week night? | |||
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"Mate it's Monday why are you smashed Is there a law that says you can't get d*unk on a week night? " No, but it is unusual. Or it would be.... I have my suspicions | |||
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"Mate it's Monday why are you smashed Is there a law that says you can't get d*unk on a week night? No, but it is unusual. Or it would be.... I have my suspicions" Not if you work weekends and have Monday and Tuesday off | |||
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"Sorry about to nite was a bit piss lol " Don't worry about it. We've all been pissed before | |||
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"How did you manage to lose a stone between threads?" I'm going to be admitted to ICU for severe malnourishment at this rate by morning. Please call 999 if you don't hear from me soon all. Grapes and flowers in hospital will be fine, thanks. | |||
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"I out not Abel no more lol nite all hope chat soon agin xxx" Hey up he's d*unk again | |||
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"You know Gmail has an option to stop you sending d*unk emails, it makes you dona little series of puzzles before you can send one, the forums really need that" Where would be the fun in that! D*unken mad ramblings from posters,especially regulars who wouldn't dream of posting such stuff while sober are hilarious | |||
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"You know Gmail has an option to stop you sending d*unk emails, it makes you dona little series of puzzles before you can send one, the forums really need that Where would be the fun in that! D*unken mad ramblings from posters,especially regulars who wouldn't dream of posting such stuff while sober are hilarious " Yes I've had two d*unken threads on here was highly amusing the next morning | |||
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"Looking for the real thing now let me no girls lol" Okey Dokey, no girls then | |||
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" " Haha! Legendary d*unk thread! Stick around Mike... we're a funny bunch and you never know, you might have fun! | |||
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"Good Morring all sorry about last nite lol was d*unk lol" we've all been there buddy! I was there last week after a rare night on the pop but luckily confined it to a PM or two! Good work and don't worry about it | |||
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"Good Morring all sorry about last nite lol was d*unk lol" Stick around it was highly amusing and I doubt any offence was taken | |||
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"Still ever got that women for phone sex lol" You're perseverance in a world of adversity is inspired | |||
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"Some people on here take it all a bit serious it's a fuck site that's all you are a fuck rember that " it's a swinging site, remember that | |||
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