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I'm going to die.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It is the one thing I am absolutely sure of. How it happens I don't know, but I hope to enjoy every minute I'm here.

So thank you World Health Organisation for informing me that sausage, bacon, ham, alcohol, beef, lamb, cigarettes if you are into them are likely to kill you. And guess what, the amount of the good stuff you eat and drink determines how likely you are to catch something from which you will die.

I know for a fact that if I eat vegetables, poached chicken, raw fish and super nutrient grains and pulses that at some point I will still die.

So thank you for the information, I know I'm going to die, and if eating a bacon sandwich on white toasted bread with ketchup is going to make my existence that little bit happier then to hell with it, feed me!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Bacon?

That gives me an idea for a thread...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Bacon?

That gives me an idea for a thread... "

Think carefully. Don't be rash.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bacon?

That gives me an idea for a thread...

Think carefully. Don't be rash. "

I sense something streaky going on here.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have diabetes. Metabolically my age is advanced now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have diabetes. Metabolically my age is advanced now."

So no sausage for you??

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I have diabetes. Metabolically my age is advanced now.

So no sausage for you??"

Don't be a wiener.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Fuckin hell will you lot stop it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have diabetes. Metabolically my age is advanced now.

So no sausage for you??"

I didn't eat sausage anyway.

But if that was an innuendo then i am looking for something like that tonight...

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I love sausage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love sausage "

You can't beat 2 lovely, thick, juicy sausages in my opinion. But don't tell the WHO, they will only tell you its bad for you. What do they know eh??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm fucked, why not suck the life out of everything and say to much sex will kill us all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I'm fucked, why not suck the life out of everything and say to much sex will kill us all!"

It will if you like a bacon sarnie beforehand and a post-coital fag afterwards!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a good Ham Shank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like all this were all going to die so fuck it talk...

Of course you realise your all lying to yourselves!!

I mean that's the reason we all, well most of us follow guidance like err

Safe sex,Exercise, giving up smoking, cutting back on alcohol, not doing drugs!!!

Err people hello, where's everyone gone... You are doing the above aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love sausage "

I'm quite partial to a Link of Lincolnshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'm fucked, why not suck the life out of everything and say to much sex will kill us all!

It will if you like a bacon sarnie beforehand and a post-coital fag afterwards!! "

Fuck!! It's the bacon sandwich before hand is where I'm going wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is the one thing I am absolutely sure of. How it happens I don't know, but I hope to enjoy every minute I'm here.

So thank you World Health Organisation for informing me that sausage, bacon, ham, alcohol, beef, lamb, cigarettes if you are into them are likely to kill you. And guess what, the amount of the good stuff you eat and drink determines how likely you are to catch something from which you will die.

I know for a fact that if I eat vegetables, poached chicken, raw fish and super nutrient grains and pulses that at some point I will still die.

So thank you for the information, I know I'm going to die, and if eating a bacon sandwich on white toasted bread with ketchup is going to make my existence that little bit happier then to hell with it, feed me!!"

Enjoy it, chances are you'll get hit by a car anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing and i mean nothing will make me give up sausage

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

What will they come out with next

Too much chocolate makes you fat or too much wanking makes you blind.

Now where did I put my glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm also convinced that if everyone on the planet indulged in some bacon every morning there would be world peace...

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"I love sausage

I'm quite partial to a Link of Lincolnshire "

I bet you are!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like all this were all going to die so fuck it talk...

Of course you realise your all lying to yourselves!!

I mean that's the reason we all, well most of us follow guidance like err

Safe sex,Exercise, giving up smoking, cutting back on alcohol, not doing drugs!!!

Err people hello, where's everyone gone... You are doing the above aren't you?"

I drank a couple of bottles of wine over th weekend, did limited exercise, had 4 sausages, 4 slices of bacon, 2 eggs and a ham sandwich. Feel bloody marvellous today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love sausage

I'm quite partial to a Link of Lincolnshire

I bet you are!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm also convinced that if everyone on the planet indulged in some bacon every morning there would be world peace..."
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Well it would certainly be more peaceful in the middle East

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm also convinced that if everyone on the planet indulged in some bacon every morning there would be world peace....

Well it would certainly be more peaceful in the middle East "

There was a theory years ago by a lateral thinker that making everyone in the middle east eat Marmite would bring peace because of the amount of vitamin D it contains would make them all less aggressive! ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm also convinced that if everyone on the planet indulged in some bacon every morning there would be world peace....

Well it would certainly be more peaceful in the middle East "

It would certainly be a unique diplomatic strategy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm also convinced that if everyone on the planet indulged in some bacon every morning there would be world peace....

Well it would certainly be more peaceful in the middle East

There was a theory years ago by a lateral thinker that making everyone in the middle east eat Marmite would bring peace because of the amount of vitamin D it contains would make them all less aggressive! ... "
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But we all know Marmite has lovers and haters...

But everyone loves bacon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm also convinced that if everyone on the planet indulged in some bacon every morning there would be world peace....

Well it would certainly be more peaceful in the middle East

There was a theory years ago by a lateral thinker that making everyone in the middle east eat Marmite would bring peace because of the amount of vitamin D it contains would make them all less aggressive! ... .

But we all know Marmite has lovers and haters...

But everyone loves bacon"

Well everyone except the Jews, the Muslims and that fanatical extremist group, the Vegetarians!!

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By *rof_cplCouple
over a year ago

Gerrards Cross

I'd love to know if bacon sales went up this evening. I can't be the only one that's spent all day thinking about a bacon sandwich. I bet the shelves are empty

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"I'm also convinced that if everyone on the planet indulged in some bacon every morning there would be world peace....

Well it would certainly be more peaceful in the middle East

There was a theory years ago by a lateral thinker that making everyone in the middle east eat Marmite would bring peace because of the amount of vitamin D it contains would make them all less aggressive! ... .

But we all know Marmite has lovers and haters...

But everyone loves bacon"

Only if it's not crispy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm also convinced that if everyone on the planet indulged in some bacon every morning there would be world peace....

Well it would certainly be more peaceful in the middle East

There was a theory years ago by a lateral thinker that making everyone in the middle east eat Marmite would bring peace because of the amount of vitamin D it contains would make them all less aggressive! ... .

But we all know Marmite has lovers and haters...

But everyone loves bacon

Well everyone except the Jews, the Muslims and that fanatical extremist group, the Vegetarians!! "
...

And what's with those Hindus and beefburgers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm also convinced that if everyone on the planet indulged in some bacon every morning there would be world peace....

Well it would certainly be more peaceful in the middle East

There was a theory years ago by a lateral thinker that making everyone in the middle east eat Marmite would bring peace because of the amount of vitamin D it contains would make them all less aggressive! ... .

But we all know Marmite has lovers and haters...

But everyone loves bacon

Well everyone except the Jews, the Muslims and that fanatical extremist group, the Vegetarians!! "

Bacon would cure all of that silliness and unite the world!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"

But everyone loves bacon

Well everyone except the Jews, the Muslims and that fanatical extremist group, the Vegetarians!! ..."

Bacon has been the downfall of many a vegetarian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nothing and i mean nothing will make me give up sausage "

Not even the feet,snout and hairy skin they chuck in them to bulk them up? (I won't mention the rectum)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"nothing and i mean nothing will make me give up sausage

Not even the feet,snout and hairy skin they chuck in them to bulk them up? (I won't mention the rectum) "

But they taste so good, what's a bit of rectum between friends!

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