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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

in light of recent threads about cowboy taxes on sugar and bacon or whatever, someone has to ask the question...

When are they going to tax religion?

If so, which religions?

Surveys say there are more Jedi in London than Catholics, should they pay more because of their numbers in that area?

What do the people think?

The government will probably do it someday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They could start by just scrapping there tax breaks!.

I'm no fan of the religions, especially the big two

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I say tax all religions.

We could start on a Sunday and say ...... Pass a plate around the congregation..Just a wild idea.

Just sayin, no offence like, each to their own, don't knock it till you try it, goosey goosey gander and all that.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Isn't that what the collection bowl is for then?

*runs*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Isn't that what the collection bowl is for then?

*runs*"

depends on what they're collecting

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Shouldn't this merge with the 'Charging stupid people' thread?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Isn't that what the collection bowl is for then?

*runs*"

The collection bowl is for the fruit that puts fructose through our fat bodies , spikes and trebles the cost of your holiday in Spangerola

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shouldn't this merge with the 'Charging stupid people' thread? "

not necessarily, members of NASA have diverse religions, and one assumes they're not stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please see my reference to stupid tax on the previous thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shouldn't this merge with the 'Charging stupid people' thread? "

As creator of said tax....do I get royalties

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Isn't that what the collection bowl is for then?

*runs*

The collection bowl is for the fruit that puts fructose through our fat bodies , spikes and trebles the cost of your holiday in Spangerola"

oh, so that's why they didn't accept my spag bol.... nothing at all to do with the fact I can't cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They could start by just scrapping there tax breaks!.

I'm no fan of the religions, especially the big two"
Does that make Costa a religion?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They could start by just scrapping there tax breaks!.

I'm no fan of the religions, especially the big twoDoes that make Costa a religion? "

I prefer Caffe Nero tbh, such a hipster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pagan so I should be exempt from the tax.

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They could start by just scrapping there tax breaks!.

I'm no fan of the religions, especially the big twoDoes that make Costa a religion?

I prefer Caffe Nero tbh, such a hipster"

That's it!!! The solution!!

Beard tax!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They could start by just scrapping there tax breaks!.

I'm no fan of the religions, especially the big twoDoes that make Costa a religion?

I prefer Caffe Nero tbh, such a hipster

That's it!!! The solution!!

Beard tax!! "

totally, I'm being taxed for being stupid, ugly, and religious, let's tax something I don't have today

ZZ Top wouldn't approve though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They could start by just scrapping there tax breaks!.

I'm no fan of the religions, especially the big twoDoes that make Costa a religion?

I prefer Caffe Nero tbh, such a hipster

That's it!!! The solution!!

Beard tax!!

totally, I'm being taxed for being stupid, ugly, and religious, let's tax something I don't have today

ZZ Top wouldn't approve though"

Should the tax increase with the length of the beard?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They could start by just scrapping there tax breaks!.

I'm no fan of the religions, especially the big twoDoes that make Costa a religion?

I prefer Caffe Nero tbh, such a hipster

That's it!!! The solution!!

Beard tax!!

totally, I'm being taxed for being stupid, ugly, and religious, let's tax something I don't have today

ZZ Top wouldn't approve though

Should the tax increase with the length of the beard?

"

0.01% per mm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shouldn't this merge with the 'Charging stupid people' thread?

not necessarily, members of NASA have diverse religions, and one assumes they're not stupid"
.

That's why they like to get you as a child, it's hard to break free of indoctrinated beliefs!.

Even some of the leading biologists and palaeontologists have firm creation beliefs despite the evidence to suggest otherwise, but then that's exactly what the main religions ask you to do... Suspend reasoning and logic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wouldn't work if you don't believe lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If religions get tax exemptions, can I claim back the vat from my cinema ticket when I go to see the next star wars installment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It wouldn't work if you don't believe lol."
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Some people just belive bollocks for any reason, they get into wild financial schemes and business deals with the same logic!... It sounds really good!!

The trouble with religion is, were giving tax breaks to the fucking gullible and cynical never mind the fact they all think we're better off dead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not completely gullible. You get a bottle of snake oil and a latex nuns outfit for every convert to my religion.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Religions get tax relief, and their cause is unproven - the rest of us have to submit evidence, such as a bus ticket. But it's us providing the tax relief to these myriad skyfairy etc clubs.

Take most of the £millions off religions that us taxpayers are paying, full stop. Scientology, created by a science fiction writer - truth, my arse. Get the dish in our pockets, not theirs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not completely gullible. You get a bottle of snake oil and a latex nuns outfit for every convert to my religion."
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If your gonna join one, at least join a half decent one, there's a few peaceful ones but Christianity and Islam are the worst two by a fucking country mile.... Peaceful my arse

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Jedi with a hint of pagan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It wouldn't work if you don't believe lol..

Some people just belive bollocks for any reason, they get into wild financial schemes and business deals with the same logic!... It sounds really good!!

The trouble with religion is, were giving tax breaks to the fucking gullible and cynical never mind the fact they all think we're better off dead!"
That's is right to and as well, they have to know who believes and not so everyone would have to sign a paper of some sort.

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