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If men suddenly turned into women!

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

What would happen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'd never get out the bathroom!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"What would happen?

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id buy a strapon

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"What would happen?

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I'd have a whale of a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would happen?

I'd have a whale of a time "

Ooooh me too!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

gonna stay out of this one as I couldn't think of anything worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad are you bored or what lol

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By *ingleguy1973Man
over a year ago

peterborough

there would be a thread moaning about single women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh there would be women with brains at last xx

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Personally i would spend all evening playing with my newly acquired tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh there would be women with brains at last xx "

You're brave what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personally i would spend all evening playing with my newly acquired tits "

As I said, ye'd never get out the bathroom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh there would be women with brains at last xx

You're brave what?"

Yup xx

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

first time ever then a womans suffered man flu .....lol

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Personally i would spend all evening playing with my newly acquired tits

As I said, ye'd never get out the bathroom! "

Got it in one! I would be lotioning up for HOURS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we retained the same mentality;

All that child birth palaver would be sorted within a week.

We wouldn't be laid up with you know what for a quarter of our lives. That would be sorted.

There'd be more women at footy.

There'd be an influx of single bi-females to FAB who were right dirty buggers.

TAKE COV....ER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All cars would be parked properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be the filthiest woman on here... be wanting cock and pussy everywhere... see what dp felt like too...mmm...lol...

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


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There'd be an influx of single bi-females to FAB who were right dirty buggers.

TAKE COV....ER"

He he he there would be lots of single women moaning they aint getting enough threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sales of handbags and shoes would sky rocket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait til sensual sees this thread.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

credit card companies would be grinning.

national card debt would double over night.

road accidents would increase as more would be putting on make up instead of looking at the road.

coffee houses would be packed of shoppers talking about shoes.

non stop soap operas on tv.

women would have to learn to unblock the sink and toilet.

durex would see a 100% drop in profits for the first year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

longer queues at toilets... no standing up and peeing anymore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i`d pee sitting down

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"longer queues at toilets... no standing up and peeing anymore!"
yeah try peeing behind a bush ....with no man bits!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i`d get d*unk making men buying me drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i`d get d*unk making men buying me drinks"

What men?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i`d get d*unk making men buying me drinks"
ha ha a bimbo in the making!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ops did no think in must be the woman in me ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"longer queues at toilets... no standing up and peeing anymore!yeah try peeing behind a bush ....with no man bits!!! "

what is this about bushes.

when women are pissed they just part the legs and piss on the street.go to any popular town on a saturday night and you see it.

worse than men

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"longer queues at toilets... no standing up and peeing anymore!yeah try peeing behind a bush ....with no man bits!!!

what is this about bushes.

when women are pissed they just part the legs and piss on the street.go to any popular town on a saturday night and you see it.

worse than men "

another brave soul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are changing actually.

Summat in thr water is slowly slowly changing mens sex. Lowering their sperm count too. #

They found out through checking the fish

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

if every man turned into a woman then there would be no men, the world would end no men to keep the women on the stright and narrow when parking,DIY, fixing the car etc etc it just wouldnt be worth the hassle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They would demand free sanitary products!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Women would understand cricket

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Women would understand cricket "
i do ya bugger!!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Women would understand cricket i do ya bugger!! "

there is always an exception to the rule xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would never pay for anything, get my groceries delivered...Get my car picked up and serviced..no taxi fares.free sky fitted..some building and decorating perhaps...then have the garden landscaped.....wow you lucky girls the list goes on..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If men suddenly turned into women!..................................................They still wouldnt be able to multi task

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i`d say no to sex ....pmsl

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK


"I would never pay for anything, get my groceries delivered...Get my car picked up and serviced..no taxi fares.free sky fitted..some building and decorating perhaps...then have the garden landscaped.....wow you lucky girls the list goes on.......... "

iv had a few offers to fix a car for pay in kind and not a fooking chance in hell would i do it unless i knew the girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it would also answer a lot of questions, because we would all understand what went on inside a womans head

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"If men suddenly turned into women!..................................................They still wouldnt be able to multi task "

hey I'm listening to the cricket, playing games on facebook AND posting in the forums, that equals multitasking in my book!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tut.......

I mean proper stuff.

Make the dinner while juggling half a dozen kids and change the baby and answer the phone and get the shopping and be ready for sex when the old man gets in , thats after all the washing is done and the kids are bathed and put to bed and the dishes are washed and put away and then he expects you to look like jorden , bathed or showered and all ya sexy gear on and Not to be tired cuz ya done nowt all day

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Tut.......

I mean proper stuff.

Make the dinner while juggling half a dozen kids and change the baby and answer the phone and get the shopping and be ready for sex when the old man gets in , thats after all the washing is done and the kids are bathed and put to bed and the dishes are washed and put away and then he expects you to look like jorden , bathed or showered and all ya sexy gear on and Not to be tired cuz ya done nowt all day "

I wouldn't expect you to look like Jordan, fake tits and lips aren't my thing

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

there wouldn't be as many wet patches if they had to sleep on them !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was the only name i could think of...lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What!! Change our entire body to female...?

Look at the global devastation ONE RIB has caused...

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Was the only name i could think of...lmao "

just proves my point then - women can't think while they do the chores

(ducks under table with hard hat and shin pads firmly in place)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HahA

Just thought alot of guys liked the blonde bimbo vacuous type with big knockers.

remove the "bimbo and vacuous" bit and im ya gal

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"HahA

Just thought alot of guys liked the blonde bimbo vacuous type with big knockers.

remove the "bimbo and vacuous" bit and im ya gal "

Nah some of us are a bit more demanding than that ............ do you have a pulse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did have last time i checked...

I can do all the "oh god" stuff and tell everyone your best ive ever had , if that helps

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I did have last time i checked...

I can do all the "oh god" stuff and tell everyone your best ive ever had , if that helps "

you sound just like my kinda gal xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine the chaos that we may cause.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I imagine the chaos that we may cause."

There would be so many car accidents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jars would go extinct as no one could open nthem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

won't happen, they'd not be able to tolerate having a "bloody cunt"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"won't happen, they'd not be able to tolerate having a "bloody cunt""
be fun watching em insert a tampon though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dance card would be filled for the next year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They would become lesbians?

Wear flat shoes?

Keep the toilet seet down?

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