FabSwingers.com forum: Ugly people......

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Should ugly people be charged more for everything ?

Like.... offending our eyes in our work space and when we are shoppping ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should ugly people be charged more for everything ?

Like.... offending our eyes in our work space and when we are shoppping ? "

You're a bloody genius.

Brilliant follow-up thread!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yes! Don't look at me Granny! I'm in the elite crowd who fit in one chair and hide my hump with a clever cloak.

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Beauty is only skin deep...if we start charging ugly people more for everything then we're just aswell charging shallow people also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

possibly!

It's a fact that good looking people tend to get an easier ride in life, on the whole, than us fuglies. Some will disagree but just look at a dynamic in most social or work situations - people tend to gravitate and fawn more to the stunners. Whether you like it or not it seems to be a fact of life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I'm poor, I have to keep handing over cash to the beautiful people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me, I'm already skating on thin ice with my budget, I don't think my hairy arse can handle more bills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should ugly people be charged more for everything ?

Like.... offending our eyes in our work space and when we are shoppping ? "

Why? Are you afraid your cost of living will go up?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"This is why I'm poor, I have to keep handing over cash to the beautiful people!"

Yeah your payment is late! Chop chop shortie!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Yes! Don't look at me Granny! I'm in the elite crowd who fit in one chair and hide my hump with a clever cloak.

But that hat. It must be taxable ...... too small! A tax on small hats I say!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Beauty is only skin deep...if we start charging ugly people more for everything then we're just aswell charging shallow people also

Hmmmmmm its extra tax for ugly on the outside and supertax for ugly on the inside......

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"This is why I'm poor, I have to keep handing over cash to the beautiful people!

Yeah your payment is late! Chop chop shortie!

Please don't tax short peopl too!!! I'm skint as it is being fat & ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should ugly people be charged more for everything ?

Like.... offending our eyes in our work space and when we are shoppping ?

You're a bloody genius.

Brilliant follow-up thread!"
hey you would never pay for anything can see your train of thought

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

possibly!

Couldn't agree more. I'm at the top of my tree

( ubiquitous wink )

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Should ugly people be charged more for everything ?

Like.... offending our eyes in our work space and when we are shoppping ?

You're a bloody genius.

Brilliant follow-up thread!hey you would never pay for anything can see your train of thought

I had a

lesson on the other thread.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"This is why I'm poor, I have to keep handing over cash to the beautiful people!

Yeah your payment is late! Chop chop shortie!

Please don't tax short peopl too!!! I'm skint as it is being fat & ugly"

Christ ! Fat Ugly AND Short...

you have to be running three jobs !

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By *umpty dumptyMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Ok how much u gotta pay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is why I'm poor, I have to keep handing over cash to the beautiful people!

Yeah your payment is late! Chop chop shortie!

Can't this week; I've happened to look beautiful a few times this week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paper bags are cheap - actually they are free as they don't carry the 5p surcharge.

I for one welcome my new head gear and hope that I can get at least one eye-hole.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ok how much u gotta pay"

Hmmmmmmm sliding scale....... 1 - 10

If our capuchin monkey screams and scrambles you're a 10 and it's 50% tax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The supermarkets will start charging for bags as you go in, to wear over the head

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If the monkey sits with you comfortably then you are beautiful.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"This is why I'm poor, I have to keep handing over cash to the beautiful people!

Yeah your payment is late! Chop chop shortie!

Can't this week; I've happened to look beautiful a few times this week! "

Okay you can have a discount since you made the effort!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The supermarkets will start charging for bags as you go in, to wear over the head

You can always take your own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. But they should only be allowed out at night.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No. But they should only be allowed out at night.

I need milk tho .........

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"This is why I'm poor, I have to keep handing over cash to the beautiful people!

Yeah your payment is late! Chop chop shortie!

Please don't tax short peopl too!!! I'm skint as it is being fat & ugly"

Haha! You could surely sit on someone's knee on the plane if you're dinky in height?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The supermarkets will start charging for bags as you go in, to wear over the head

You can always take your own."

A whole new spin on 'Bag for Life'....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. But they should only be allowed out at night.

its halloween soon they will be everywhere, although its halloween everyday for some

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The supermarkets will start charging for bags as you go in, to wear over the head

You can always take your own.

A whole new spin on 'Bag for Life'....

We could run First Bags......

Bit like First Dates and Blind Dates..

One bag goes off with another bag and they see if they want to Bag off again in the future...

I said it first..... I copyright this game !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. But they should only be allowed out at night.

I need milk tho .........

I blame Tesco for doing away with the milk man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whole new spin on 'Bag for Life'....

Or the mrs as shes more affectionately known.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No. But they should only be allowed out at night.

I need milk tho .........

I blame Tesco for doing away with the milk man. "

OMG! Couldn't they just have retired him early ?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"The supermarkets will start charging for bags as you go in, to wear over the head

You can always take your own.

A whole new spin on 'Bag for Life'....

We could run First Bags......

Bit like First Dates and Blind Dates..

One bag goes off with another bag and they see if they want to Bag off again in the future...

I said it first..... I copyright this game !"

How about a tax on old bags, not just the new ones?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The supermarkets will start charging for bags as you go in, to wear over the head

You can always take your own.

A whole new spin on 'Bag for Life'....

We could run First Bags......

Bit like First Dates and Blind Dates..

One bag goes off with another bag and they see if they want to Bag off again in the future...

I said it first..... I copyright this game !

How about a tax on old bags, not just the new ones?

You can't beat an old bag.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should ugly people be charged more for everything ?

Like.... offending our eyes in our work space and when we are shoppping ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off to rob a bank

Short

Fat

Etc

What's next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. But they should only be allowed out at night.

I need milk tho .........

I blame Tesco for doing away with the milk man.

OMG! Couldn't they just have retired him early ?"

you're too quick for me Granny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I'm so poor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I personally think it's the " beautiful" people who should pay they've got it so good already, mirrors don't crack free entry into clubs and egos the size of golf balls

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I just wear an invisible-making cloak, so no one sees my ugliness or wants 5p, used ugly slapper bag fee from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is why I'm poor, I have to keep handing over cash to the beautiful people!

Yeah your payment is late! Chop chop shortie!

Please don't tax short peopl too!!! I'm skint as it is being fat & ugly

Haha! You could surely sit on someone's knee on the plane if you're dinky in height?!

my knee is on offer for you. unfortunately I'm 20 on Grannys scale and therefore pay 100% tax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should ugly people be charged more for everything ?

Like.... offending our eyes in our work space and when we are shoppping ? "
I'm going to be skint what with obese and ugly tax! W

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The supermarkets will start charging for bags as you go in, to wear over the head

You can always take your own.

A whole new spin on 'Bag for Life'....

We could run First Bags......

Bit like First Dates and Blind Dates..

One bag goes off with another bag and they see if they want to Bag off again in the future...

I said it first..... I copyright this game !

How about a tax on old bags, not just the new ones?

You can't beat an old bag....."

My husband did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The supermarkets will start charging for bags as you go in, to wear over the head

You can always take your own.

A whole new spin on 'Bag for Life'....

We could run First Bags......

Bit like First Dates and Blind Dates..

One bag goes off with another bag and they see if they want to Bag off again in the future...

I said it first..... I copyright this game !

How about a tax on old bags, not just the new ones?

You can't beat an old bag....."

they're too strong with the force

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I personally think it's the " beautiful" people who should pay they've got it so good already, mirrors don't crack free entry into clubs and egos the size of golf balls

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And the men have balls the size of golf egos! W

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

A bit of tweaking and I reckon I could work from home. And get all my shopping delivered. Right, plan to save money is underway and now I just need a muumuu...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I personally think it's the " beautiful" people who should pay they've got it so good already, mirrors don't crack free entry into clubs and egos the size of golf balls

And the men have balls the size of golf egos! W"
you on the other hand have Tits the size of Richard bransons hot air balloons mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bit of tweaking and I reckon I could work from home. And get all my shopping delivered. Right, plan to save money is underway and now I just need a muumuu..."
you're mumbling out loud again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who gets to decide who is ugly? Coz some of the most stunning peeps can come off ugly because of their nature n if we all liked the same thing we would be buggered on here for gettin a shag

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'm off to rob a bank

Short

Fat

Etc

What's next

Stupid apparently.

Stupid is next. Or bacon.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Who gets to decide who is ugly? Coz some of the most stunning peeps can come off ugly because of their nature n if we all liked the same thing we would be buggered on here for gettin a shag

Fuck me ! Decision Privilege Tax......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who gets to decide who is ugly? Coz some of the most stunning peeps can come off ugly because of their nature n if we all liked the same thing we would be buggered on here for gettin a shag

lmao, so true, somebody for everybody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who gets to decide who is ugly? Coz some of the most stunning peeps can come off ugly because of their nature n if we all liked the same thing we would be buggered on here for gettin a shag

Fuck me ! Decision Privilege Tax...... "

stop taxing yourself, stop taxing yourself

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Who gets to decide who is ugly? Coz some of the most stunning peeps can come off ugly because of their nature n if we all liked the same thing we would be buggered on here for gettin a shag

lmao, so true, somebody for everybody"

I feel an agreement tax coming on ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should ugly people be charged more for everything ?

Like.... offending our eyes in our work space and when we are shoppping ?

You're a bloody genius.

Brilliant follow-up thread!hey you would never pay for anything can see your train of thought

I had a

lesson on the other thread. "
a lesson ? And why the top of a tree birds nest hair this morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who gets to decide who is ugly? Coz some of the most stunning peeps can come off ugly because of their nature n if we all liked the same thing we would be buggered on here for gettin a shag

lmao, so true, somebody for everybody

I feel an agreement tax coming on ......"

white knight tax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer it when ugly people don't approach me in the street, it just throws my whole day off quite frankly

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I prefer it when ugly people don't approach me in the street, it just throws my whole day off quite frankly "

It's awful isn't it. Nowhere to hide in these heady days of glass and light bulbs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" go cry go

run away

let your short legs carry

you away

with your

big dress

and your dirty hair

no I can't be seen with you

you freak "

Telescope Eyes - Eisley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer it when ugly people don't approach me in the street, it just throws my whole day off quite frankly "

If you're stupid enough to make eye contact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer it when ugly people don't approach me in the street, it just throws my whole day off quite frankly

If you're stupid enough to make eye contact "

there's a tax for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screwed on both threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Screwed on both threads

surely that's the good kind of screwed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Screwed on both threads

surely that's the good kind of screwed

Oh, tax threads. Where do I pay todays deposit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

South africans use ugly as an adjective

"he's being ugly"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer it when ugly people don't approach me in the street, it just throws my whole day off quite frankly

If you're stupid enough to make eye contact "

I don't!! They pull at my non-ugly-person garments but I shrug them off!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If you are a fugly .... fat and ugly ... and you are stupid... a Stufug AND you are offensive and professional .... a OffProffStuFubese. ........

You'd be better off on benefits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Screwed on both threads

surely that's the good kind of screwed

Oh, tax threads. Where do I pay todays deposit?"

Tell you what I'm overweight I will just declare my lf an island

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fugly isnt fat and ugly.

Its fucking ugly

I've been described as fugly.

I'm 11 stone.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Fugly isnt fat and ugly.

Its fucking ugly

I've been described as fugly.

I'm 11 stone.

God's SAKE......... ! I got sommat wrong.....

So TAX me!

Im in the incorrect bracket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fugly isnt fat and ugly.

Its fucking ugly

I've been described as fugly.

I'm 11 stone.

I have too.

And I'm f'eautiful!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tax should be levied on words. The more you speak or write the higher taxes you should pay. Might make some think?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A tax should be levied on words. The more you speak or write the higher taxes you should pay. Might make some think?"

23 words .... hmmm half are just not needed now are they ?

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London

Did I misse something...?

I would suggest to make stupid people to pay more instead

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Did I misse something...?

I would suggest to make stupid people to pay more instead

Motioned and passed in your absence.

Stupid tax is a reality.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

How ugly? Like really ugly or just normal ugly?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Ugly people are just good looking people, who are ugly.

Or something.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

The tax should be collected and a percentage spent on Social Cosmetic Surgery

Infact, if elected I promise National Cosmetic Surgery to all ugly people with no more than a 6 week waiting list

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Ugly people are just good looking people, who are ugly.

Or something."

That's quite profound. I will need to ponder this further. This probably works with fat people as well... and the ones with big conks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tax should be levied on words. The more you speak or write the higher taxes you should pay. Might make some think?

23 words .... hmmm half are just not needed now are they ? "
maybe not but I will use my tax free allowance to make a point?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugly people are just good looking people, who are ugly.

Or something.

That's quite profound. I will need to ponder this further. This probably works with fat people as well... and the ones with big conks."

I'm a skinny person wrapped in flubber.

Big noses turn me on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did I misse something...?

I would suggest to make stupid people to pay more instead

Ah,but can you afford it?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Ugly people are just good looking people, who are ugly.

Or something.

That's quite profound. I will need to ponder this further. This probably works with fat people as well... and the ones with big conks.

I'm a skinny person wrapped in flubber.

Big noses turn me on

Yeah I am with you on that, as a child I thought Barbara Streisand was the hottest woman on the planet because of her luxuriant conk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow shallow, if anything like that happened id just kill myself, im far too ugly for the world, have attempted several times and cant even do that right, just shows how shit i am at everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugly people are just good looking people, who are ugly.

Or something.

That's quite profound. I will need to ponder this further. This probably works with fat people as well... and the ones with big conks.

I'm a skinny person wrapped in flubber.

Big noses turn me on

Yeah I am with you on that, as a child I thought Barbara Streisand was the hottest woman on the planet because of her luxuriant conk."

There's something noble about a big nose...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wow shallow, if anything like that happened id just kill myself, im far too ugly for the world, have attempted several times and cant even do that right, just shows how shit i am at everything"

She didn't mean it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm... I think I'm glad I haven't been around much today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people hide their ugliness behind a beautiful facade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think grannies should pay the lions share its only fair they're long in the tooth and when your teeth fall out you get money for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people hide their ugliness behind a beautiful facade."

Oh so true...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone is beautiful in someone's eyes just because they not your cup of tea don't make them ugly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugly people are just good looking people, who are ugly.

Or something."
Adam you're just a good looking codger with an ugly arse

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Ugly people are just good looking people, who are ugly.

Or something.Adam you're just a good looking codger with an ugly arse

I'll have you know my arse is my best feature

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Don't all the ladies here get "your gorgeous" mail in here?(even with no pics) so it's us guys will be paying the fugly tax?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should ugly people be charged more for everything ?

Like.... offending our eyes in our work space and when we are shoppping ? "

God no. I'm skint enough as it is.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Hmmmm... I think I'm glad I haven't been around much today."

That is possibly the smartest thing you've ever said!

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Don't all the ladies here get "your gorgeous" mail in here?(even with no pics) so it's us guys will be paying the fugly tax? "

Ofcourse; until I say, "no thanks" and then I immediately morph into an ugly, stupid, fat cow. Not saying that I may not be; but how the hell does he know without ever seeing my face

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Don't all the ladies here get "your gorgeous" mail in here?(even with no pics) so it's us guys will be paying the fugly tax?

Ofcourse; until I say, "no thanks" and then I immediately morph into an ugly, stupid, fat cow. Not saying that I may not be; but how the hell does he know without ever seeing my face"

Lucky guess ?

(Joke)

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over a year ago

"Ugly people are just good looking people, who are ugly.

Or something.Adam you're just a good looking codger with an ugly arse

I'll have you know my arse is my best feature

"
Adam noooooo you must have something else

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Don't all the ladies here get "your gorgeous" mail in here?(even with no pics) so it's us guys will be paying the fugly tax?

Ofcourse; until I say, "no thanks" and then I immediately morph into an ugly, stupid, fat cow. Not saying that I may not be; but how the hell does he know without ever seeing my face

Lucky guess ?

(Joke)"

Actually, you are correct

[ background noises of slashing wrists; atleast I won't have to pay the tax then ]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm... I think I'm glad I haven't been around much today.

That is possibly the smartest thing you've ever said!

I'm still waiting for you to say something smart but I'm not going to hold my breath.

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over a year ago

"Hmmmm... I think I'm glad I haven't been around much today.

That is possibly the smartest thing you've ever said!

I'm still waiting for you to say something smart but I'm not going to hold my breath."

If you hold your breath do you get blue balls?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Hmmmm... I think I'm glad I haven't been around much today."

An absence Tax was introduced in your absence.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ugly people are just good looking people, who are ugly.

Or something.

That's quite profound. I will need to ponder this further. This probably works with fat people as well... and the ones with big conks.

I'm a skinny person wrapped in flubber.

Big noses turn me on

Yeah I am with you on that, as a child I thought Barbara Streisand was the hottest woman on the planet because of her luxuriant conk."

It's a riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight I defeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnd ..... over n over again .....

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Hmmmm... I think I'm glad I haven't been around much today.

That is possibly the smartest thing you've ever said!

I'm still waiting for you to say something smart but I'm not going to hold my breath."

We both know that the round/square debate was smart!

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By *ERGIE6Man
over a year ago

irvine

How can you bill someone for being ugly their are people so shallow that to them everyone is ugly and whats ugly to one person could be nice to someone else

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"How can you bill someone for being ugly their are people so shallow that to them everyone is ugly and whats ugly to one person could be nice to someone else "

I'm just too shallow to know how deep I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugly people are just good looking people, who are ugly.

Or something.

That's quite profound. I will need to ponder this further. This probably works with fat people as well... and the ones with big conks.

I'm a skinny person wrapped in flubber.

Big noses turn me on

Yeah I am with you on that, as a child I thought Barbara Streisand was the hottest woman on the planet because of her luxuriant conk.

It's a riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight I defeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnd ..... over n over again ..... "

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London

"Did I misse something...?

I would suggest to make stupid people to pay more instead

Motioned and passed in your absence.

Stupid tax is a reality."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change ugly for white, Asian or black.

Is it still funny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Change ugly for white, Asian or black.

Is it still funny?"

It wasn't a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should ugly people be charged more for everything ?

Like.... offending our eyes in our work space and when we are shoppping ? "

What if we cover our faces with hats and sunglasses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People cannot help the way they look anymore than they can help the colour of their skin so.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Should ugly people be charged more for everything ?

Like.... offending our eyes in our work space and when we are shoppping ?

What if we cover our faces with hats and sunglasses?"

Is it a designer hat ?

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Pops in and straight back out. A bit tired tonight, have fun you lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Change ugly for white, Asian or black.

Is it still funny?

It wasn't a joke"

I know. Change the word and it would have been closed by a mod, that's my issue with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should ugly people be charged more for everything ?

Like.... offending our eyes in our work space and when we are shoppping ?

What if we cover our faces with hats and sunglasses?

Is it a designer hat ?"

Nah, but it was designed by somebody. Does that make it a designer hat?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Change ugly for white, Asian or black.

Is it still funny?

It wasn't a joke

I know. Change the word and it would have been closed by a mod, that's my issue with it."

I tried hard not to say dog in case the R.S.P.C.A stepped in.

You're right tho. Wish i'd have said sausage now.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Should ugly people be charged more for everything ?

Like.... offending our eyes in our work space and when we are shoppping ?

What if we cover our faces with hats and sunglasses?

Is it a designer hat ?

Nah, but it was designed by somebody. Does that make it a designer hat? "

Can't fault your logic. You win. Lend's a hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Change ugly for white, Asian or black.

Is it still funny?

It wasn't a joke

I know. Change the word and it would have been closed by a mod, that's my issue with it."

You have issue with something that wasn't written or intended?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Change ugly for white, Asian or black.

Is it still funny?

It wasn't a joke

I know. Change the word and it would have been closed by a mod, that's my issue with it.

I tried hard not to say dog in case the R.S.P.C.A stepped in.

You're right tho. Wish i'd have said sausage now."

Should have said bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should ugly people be charged more for everything ?

Like.... offending our eyes in our work space and when we are shoppping ?

What if we cover our faces with hats and sunglasses?

Is it a designer hat ?

Nah, but it was designed by somebody. Does that make it a designer hat?

Can't fault your logic. You win. Lend's a hat. "

Thank you.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Change ugly for white, Asian or black.

Is it still funny?

It wasn't a joke

I know. Change the word and it would have been closed by a mod, that's my issue with it.

I tried hard not to say dog in case the R.S.P.C.A stepped in.

You're right tho. Wish i'd have said sausage now.

Should have said bacon"

I'v'e had the bacon beaten out of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck happened to this thread?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck happened to this thread?!

It turned ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck happened to this thread?!

We added bacon

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"What the fuck happened to this thread?!

Pretty much what happened to all the threads today... bacongate happened!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just as much as fat, sorry curvy lard arses!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

So how much will my rebate be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just as much as fat, sorry curvy lard arses!"

Have you seen the price of bacon??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck happened to this thread?!

It turned ugly "

Racism and bacon, you ain't wrong Bussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think ugly people should be allocated time slots when they can socialise and fo their shopping etc. And stupid people should be limited to online...

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"This is why I'm poor, I have to keep handing over cash to the beautiful people!

Yeah your payment is late! Chop chop shortie!

Can't this week; I've happened to look beautiful a few times this week! "

Your arse always looks beautiful in that profile pic.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

I had a feeling this thread might go south sooner or later.

The way I see is this. I've never really thought of myself as overly attractive or particularly ugly. I've never felt overly excluded or included because of my looks. I've had relationships and encounters with people who I think are better looking than me and people who I don't. There really is a lot more to life and people than just how pretty everyone is.

I know this thread is meant to a bit of fun but personally I think it's in slightly bad taste.

And for the record the 'stunningly hanson' on my status was meant to be a joke. (although it has dramatically increased the number of messages I've received today. Think I'll go for 'fabulously rich' next time; far easier to fake.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

How is it bad taste ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a lot of people have misunderstood it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How is it bad taste ?

Because most people who come to it at this point will not have seen the other thread.

Also after all the whining about how fat shaming is socially acceptable in the other thread this one seems to show it's A OK to mock ugly people.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I think a lot of people have misunderstood it."

No. Just one :P

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"How is it bad taste ?

Because most people who come to it at this point will not have seen the other thread.

Also after all the whining about how fat shaming is socially acceptable in the other thread this one seems to show it's A OK to mock ugly people.

I know what you are saying and I wouldn't disagree but I don't see the bad taste.

Some people just love to be offended. It feeds them.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Sorry, just my personal point of view. We don't have to make an issue of it.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What the fuck happened to this thread?!

It turned ugly "

I never knew that was you

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"How is it bad taste ?

Because most people who come to it at this point will not have seen the other thread.

Also after all the whining about how fat shaming is socially acceptable in the other thread this one seems to show it's A OK to mock ugly people.

I know what you are saying and I wouldn't disagree but I don't see the bad taste.

Some people just love to be offended. It feeds them. "

I'm not offended by it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How is it bad taste ?

Because most people who come to it at this point will not have seen the other thread.

Also after all the whining about how fat shaming is socially acceptable in the other thread this one seems to show it's A OK to mock ugly people.

I know what you are saying and I wouldn't disagree but I don't see the bad taste.

Some people just love to be offended. It feeds them. "

I don't think anyone is offended.

Well except maybe those who were so offended by the other thread they had to make another :p

Oh yeah what I meant to to post on the other thread due to the average weight used for passengers going up for the average plane the new figure resulted in around 1,000kg extra weight that had to be balanced for hence the higher baggage weight charges and lower limits.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Sorry, just my personal point of view. We don't have to make an issue of it."

Don't be sorry. Why is it in bad taste ?

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Sorry, just my personal point of view. We don't have to make an issue of it.

Don't be sorry. Why is it in bad taste ?"

I've PMed you my reply.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Sorry, just my personal point of view. We don't have to make an issue of it.

Don't be sorry. Why is it in bad taste ?

I've PMed you my reply."

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine a big billboard with a sexy babe with perfect boobs reclining, advertising some product that'll make your life worth living... then some ugly person walks in front of it and ruins the view. Alarm bells ring and suddenly laser canons appear out of the billboard babe's eyes and instantly vaporise him/her.

It's got a touch of Robocop to it don't you think

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By *acksback 500Man
over a year ago

town

Brilliant reply

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over a year ago

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