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Mr Right - The ultimate pimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I mean seriously, Christian Grey has got NOTHING on this guy, I've lost count of the number of women I've seen on dating sites who are looking for him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean seriously, Christian Grey has got NOTHING on this guy, I've lost count of the number of women I've seen on dating sites who are looking for him!"

90% of the time he's a timewaster according to recent polls

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I've never looked for him, could be my mistake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I mean seriously, Christian Grey has got NOTHING on this guy, I've lost count of the number of women I've seen on dating sites who are looking for him!

90% of the time he's a timewaster according to recent polls"

Yet he still can't seem to shake the ladies off, what's so special about him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beware his evil twin brother........

Mr left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean seriously, Christian Grey has got NOTHING on this guy, I've lost count of the number of women I've seen on dating sites who are looking for him!

90% of the time he's a timewaster according to recent polls

Yet he still can't seem to shake the ladies off, what's so special about him?"

He has three penises. A regular one, one on his head, and the third is him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He only exists in fantasy's lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a myth!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I mean seriously, Christian Grey has got NOTHING on this guy, I've lost count of the number of women I've seen on dating sites who are looking for him!

90% of the time he's a timewaster according to recent polls

Yet he still can't seem to shake the ladies off, what's so special about him?

He has three penises. A regular one, one on his head, and the third is him?"

So he's like a set-square made of penises?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is so elusive. Always beaten to the women by his cousin, Mr Rightnow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeking Mr Right..Also known as

'Where's Willy'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean seriously, Christian Grey has got NOTHING on this guy, I've lost count of the number of women I've seen on dating sites who are looking for him!

90% of the time he's a timewaster according to recent polls

Yet he still can't seem to shake the ladies off, what's so special about him?

He has three penises. A regular one, one on his head, and the third is him?

So he's like a set-square made of penises?"

Surely he's more of a triangle

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"I mean seriously, Christian Grey has got NOTHING on this guy, I've lost count of the number of women I've seen on dating sites who are looking for him!

90% of the time he's a timewaster according to recent polls

Yet he still can't seem to shake the ladies off, what's so special about him?"

I think the truth of it is, Mr Right and Miss Right will hove into each other's view around early thirties and marriage and children will happen; then within five years, this and that will split them up and each will meet their soulmates afterwards and new families then evolve. Families evolve much as language does, to suit the needs of people ... It is all just matter of hearing the persistent tick of the biological drivers drumming away in our heads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I mean seriously, Christian Grey has got NOTHING on this guy, I've lost count of the number of women I've seen on dating sites who are looking for him!

90% of the time he's a timewaster according to recent polls

Yet he still can't seem to shake the ladies off, what's so special about him?

He has three penises. A regular one, one on his head, and the third is him?

So he's like a set-square made of penises?

Surely he's more of a triangle"

And the ladies love him...he's a love triangle.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Beware his evil twin brother........

Mr left "

Surely his twin brother is also Mr Right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean seriously, Christian Grey has got NOTHING on this guy, I've lost count of the number of women I've seen on dating sites who are looking for him!

90% of the time he's a timewaster according to recent polls

Yet he still can't seem to shake the ladies off, what's so special about him?

He has three penises. A regular one, one on his head, and the third is him?

So he's like a set-square made of penises?

Surely he's more of a triangle

And the ladies love him...he's a love triangle."

More like the Bermuda triangle


"I mean seriously, Christian Grey has got NOTHING on this guy, I've lost count of the number of women I've seen on dating sites who are looking for him!

90% of the time he's a timewaster according to recent polls

Yet he still can't seem to shake the ladies off, what's so special about him?

I think the truth of it is, Mr Right and Miss Right will hove into each other's view around early thirties and marriage and children will happen; then within five years, this and that will split them up and each will meet their soulmates afterwards and new families then evolve. Families evolve much as language does, to suit the needs of people ... It is all just matter of hearing the persistent tick of the biological drivers drumming away in our heads."

I thought the Master called them the drums?

Mr and Mrs right can go sort themselves out, I'd rather find someone to be happy with


"Beware his evil twin brother........

Mr left

Surely his twin brother is also Mr Right "

Well played, his middle name must be Not then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am looking for his 2nd cousin, Mr Right Now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am looking for his 2nd cousin, Mr Right Now "

Too slow, he's come and gone 5 times already

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By *eorgy26Man
over a year ago

Sutton


"Beware his evil twin brother........

Mr left "

You wait until you meet his Asian cousin... Mr Wong.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Beware his evil twin brother........

Mr left "

Have you met Mr. Middle ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Beware his evil twin brother........

Mr left

You wait until you meet his Asian cousin... Mr Wong.

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and his other cousin Mr. White

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I think it was Wing.

I think we can Wing Wong or Wing White.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beware his evil twin brother........

Mr left

You wait until you meet his Asian cousin... Mr Wong.

"

He owns a laundrette, with the slogan

'If it ain't Wong, it ain't white'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beware his evil twin brother........

Mr left

You wait until you meet his Asian cousin... Mr Wong.

and his other cousin Mr. White"

He's breaking bad to the bone

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Haha I love this post ...I don't know what you heard about me but im a motha funkin P.I.M.P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha I love this post ...I don't know what you heard about me but im a motha funkin P.I.M.P"

Pain In My Posterior? I've heard that about you

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