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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm off for a meet today and when asking a friend where abouts it is I discovered that I live on the longest continuous road in the UK.

Also my mum spells my name as Marc but my dad spells it as mark

Anyone else have any interesting facts about thereselves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off for a meet today and when asking a friend where abouts it is I discovered that I live on the longest continuous road in the UK.

Also my mum spells my name as Marc but my dad spells it as mark

Anyone else have any interesting facts about thereselves?"

I'm a cat called Marmaduke and I live in a box at the end of Broadway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only ever been to one music concert I my life ...

It was Shakin' Stevens , I was 10, I had no choice about it and I will keep it secret from non-fabber friends until my dying day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sleep with a toy lamb called lulu n tant like a 3 yr old if you try to take her off me lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been an actor in a few shows in Kings theatre the mayflower and Disney land paris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am from the land of snow and Vikings, Sweden and I like Swedish meatballs and I do bodybuilding as hobby

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am from the land of snow and Vikings, Sweden and I like Swedish meatballs and I do bodybuilding as hobby "

And you also lie about having haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am from the land of snow and Vikings, Sweden and I like Swedish meatballs and I do bodybuilding as hobby

And you also lie about having haribos "
lol no. I do like them and ty I did forgot to mention them as well, the cola bottles are my fav.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am actually female and not a man pretending and I do have haribos in my hand at the moment (they won't last long though)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am actually female and not a man pretending and I do have haribos in my hand at the moment (they won't last long though)"

How rude not offering them out to anyone.

I went out to the shop the other day and bout haribos for all my staff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been to Penge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I taught aerobics for 10 years and was the only male on the college course for aerobics out of 13 of us and was the only one too pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never been to Penge."
It is a nice area, just up the road we got the famous crystal palace park with the dinosaur park, no its not Jurassic park, but nearly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am actually female and not a man pretending and I do have haribos in my hand at the moment (they won't last long though)

How rude not offering them out to anyone.

I went out to the shop the other day and bout haribos for all my staff "

I'll got and buy another bag ton share out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never been to Penge.It is a nice area, just up the road we got the famous crystal palace park with the dinosaur park, no its not Jurassic park, but nearly."

Where on earth is Penge??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never been to Penge.It is a nice area, just up the road we got the famous crystal palace park with the dinosaur park, no its not Jurassic park, but nearly.

Where on earth is Penge??"
It is where crystal palace are, you know where that is? South London.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never been to Penge.It is a nice area, just up the road we got the famous crystal palace park with the dinosaur park, no its not Jurassic park, but nearly.

Where on earth is Penge??It is where crystal palace are, you know where that is? South London."

I didn't know that no, but I do now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have unwittingly committed to memory the decimal times for all the phases for my job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never been to Penge.It is a nice area, just up the road we got the famous crystal palace park with the dinosaur park, no its not Jurassic park, but nearly.

Where on earth is Penge??It is where crystal palace are, you know where that is? South London.

I didn't know that no, but I do now "
Nice one

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I've only ever been to one music concert I my life ...

It was Shakin' Stevens , I was 10, I had no choice about it and I will keep it secret from non-fabber friends until my dying day!"

I met him, twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was in the tank regiment i singlehandedly defeated the dinosaur armies, sending them to oblivion and history. You're welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only ever been to one music concert I my life ...

It was Shakin' Stevens , I was 10, I had no choice about it and I will keep it secret from non-fabber friends until my dying day!

I met him, twice "

He used to be an upholsterer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only ever been to one music concert I my life ...

It was Shakin' Stevens , I was 10, I had no choice about it and I will keep it secret from non-fabber friends until my dying day!

I met him, twice "

Behind the greeeeen door!

Oh God... I feel physically sick I could remember that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off for a meet today and when asking a friend where abouts it is I discovered that I live on the longest continuous road in the UK.

Also my mum spells my name as Marc but my dad spells it as mark

Anyone else have any interesting facts about thereselves?"

My mum calls me every by everybody else's name, before she gets to mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can eat half of a Terry's chocolate orange in less than 5 mins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waitrose are selling tins of Wuakity Street for £4.00 but £3.60 with your Waitrose Card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm interesting facts about me?

I used to own a rabbit called Elvis and a Guinea pig called pricilla until Elvis squashed her and killed her

I used to general manage a golf club despite never actually playing a whole round of golf in my life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suck my thumb when I'm tired. I've always wanted to learn the drums.

I can't stand the sound of the microwave.

My nicknameis car related but I've never owned a car in my life and can't drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a pet bantam cockerel called Paxo. He had identity issues as he showed no interest in his nunerous beautiful wives, and instead tried to make sweet love to the lady pheasants. He came to an untimely end one day when an unstable wall collapsed and squashed him flat. RIP Paxo.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock feels raw after last nights fun but it's worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I touch my neck when I'm nervous

Hulk Hogan was the first man I ever fancied

My knees look like they belong to two different people

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I've met and had a cuddle with Richard Branson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never got my knee down on my motorcycle.

Oh sorry, yes I have, when I was crashing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never ridden on a motorbike, and when I was in the forces was given a drink of orange squash by the queen when I was on public duties at Windsor castle on post 6 I think..for those in the know that the one that looks out on th long walk up to the statue through Windsor great park!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've survived being in a coma.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm obsessed with fast and loud.saving up to visit the gasmonkey bar and grill next june

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ehrm I'm a freemason.

I juggle because it's cool

and I used to do volunteer work for dogs trust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I taught myself to code and I'm obsessed with Japanese cinema

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a weewee with Ian Woosnam and Ian Botham

Had a jolly breakfast and natter with the late Alan Whicker

I have an eightfoot 3dimentainal whale kite .

I know the secret of the black magic box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only ever been to one music concert I my life ...

It was Shakin' Stevens , I was 10, I had no choice about it and I will keep it secret from non-fabber friends until my dying day!"

Was it at the odeon on new street about 30 years ago?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't own a passport and I've never been abroad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been clinically dead twice.

I only have two fears, being naked on the toilet and clowns.

I was named after the rock opera Tommy by The Who.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have one testicle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm obsessed with sharks and dinosaurs.

I sing and dance while driving to entertain other motorway drivers.

I stabbed my brother when I was younger. In the arm with the pointy end of a metal comb.

I'm scared of shower curtains.

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

We own six ducks.........Napoleon, Josephine, Ben the sex pest, Omelette, Jemima and Pigeon.

Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't own a passport and I've never been abroad "

Me neither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have multiple posts?

I have synaesthesia. Days of the week, the months, and people's names have colour

I have hypermobility

I'm an aspie (the above two facts are probably because of this).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been clinically dead twice.

I only have two fears, being naked on the toilet and clowns.

I was named after the rock opera Tommy by The Who."

You would have freaked out at the Circus of Horrors last night . I had one nearly sat on my knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only ever been to one music concert I my life ...

It was Shakin' Stevens , I was 10, I had no choice about it and I will keep it secret from non-fabber friends until my dying day!

Was it at the odeon on new street about 30 years ago?"

Sheffield City Hall, 1981 I think ... I had a badge .... And wore it to school.... Cringe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we have multiple posts?

I have synaesthesia. Days of the week, the months, and people's names have colour

I have hypermobility

I'm an aspie (the above two facts are probably because of this)."

I have synaesthesia too. It's usually sounds that have colour for me. I've learned to use it to my advantage when learning new pieces of music.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I haven't been on a holiday for twenty years! True.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we have multiple posts?

I have synaesthesia. Days of the week, the months, and people's names have colour

I have hypermobility

I'm an aspie (the above two facts are probably because of this).

I have synaesthesia too. It's usually sounds that have colour for me. I've learned to use it to my advantage when learning new pieces of music."

I've always wanted to see sounds. Swap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven't been on a holiday for twenty years! True."

Dude, go on holiday....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I've been on TV twice

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By *riitmanMan
over a year ago

watford

I am have seen Depeche mode 63 times in 30 years in 3 different countries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a black belt in origami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only ever been to one music concert I my life ...

It was Shakin' Stevens , I was 10, I had no choice about it and I will keep it secret from non-fabber friends until my dying day!

Was it at the odeon on new street about 30 years ago?

Sheffield City Hall, 1981 I think ... I had a badge .... And wore it to school.... Cringe! "

Ah mine was about 81 too but Birmingham odeon. But I wouldn't have been seen dead wearing a badge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I taught myself to code and I'm obsessed with Japanese cinema"

Im obsessed with korean films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only ever been to one music concert I my life ...

It was Shakin' Stevens , I was 10, I had no choice about it and I will keep it secret from non-fabber friends until my dying day!

Was it at the odeon on new street about 30 years ago?

Sheffield City Hall, 1981 I think ... I had a badge .... And wore it to school.... Cringe!

Ah mine was about 81 too but Birmingham odeon. But I wouldn't have been seen dead wearing a badge"

I know ... The shame of it.... I'm still waking up in hot sweats even now ,,,,

Damn you Aunty G*** ! Why did you take me? Why? ..... Why? (Uncontrollable Sobbing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven't been on a holiday for twenty years! True."

You haven't done ALOT of things Howi!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we have multiple posts?

I have synaesthesia. Days of the week, the months, and people's names have colour

I have hypermobility

I'm an aspie (the above two facts are probably because of this).

I have synaesthesia too. It's usually sounds that have colour for me. I've learned to use it to my advantage when learning new pieces of music.

I've always wanted to see sounds. Swap? "

I'll lend it to you for a while.

It's sometimes a bit of a burden, there's times I can't have the radio on in the car!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had a poo in 10 Downing St

Is that revealing too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we have multiple posts?

I have synaesthesia. Days of the week, the months, and people's names have colour

I have hypermobility

I'm an aspie (the above two facts are probably because of this).

I have synaesthesia too. It's usually sounds that have colour for me. I've learned to use it to my advantage when learning new pieces of music.

I've always wanted to see sounds. Swap?

I'll lend it to you for a while.

It's sometimes a bit of a burden, there's times I can't have the radio on in the car!"

I don't like certain names as they're a horrible mustard yellow, the colour of newborn lamb's poo

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By *ornynwcplCouple
over a year ago

Preston

I was an early 90's child TV star. Well I say star, I once told a joke on a kids TV programme called Early Bird!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am actually straight, honest I do know this! Love Alex x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was an early 90's child TV star. Well I say star, I once told a joke on a kids TV programme called Early Bird! "

I was on the big breakfast once or twice!! Once at the house, the really annoying stalkers at the fence and another time I got to ask a question to kavana in herne bay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am have seen Depeche mode 63 times in 30 years in 3 different countries."

Are you a fan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been on TV twice"

Crimewatch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still suck my thumb to sleep or when I'm stressed.

I did a bungee jump for charity in May

I've always wanted to be a Butlins Red Coat or an air hostess x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have had a poo in 10 Downing St

Is that revealing too much "

I was literally spooning a microwaveable curry into my mouth when I read that ....

It's now spat out all over my desk ... and I'm fighting for air.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am have seen Depeche mode 63 times in 30 years in 3 different countries.

Are you a fan? "

Lol! I saw westlife 37 times!!! Did a magnificent road trip in 2012 with my little sister, 10 times and was their at the end at croke park!!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I haven't been on a holiday for twenty years! True.

You haven't done ALOT of things Howi!!! "

So very true...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

When I was at college they booked Shakin' Stevens band to do a Rock 'n' Roll end-of-term dance, and he was excellent!

I have a full bike licence and used to touch the pedals on the floor going round roundabouts (if I had enough Southern Comfort in me ) and the only thing that ever went past me (in town) was a Jenson Healy Interceptor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am have seen Depeche mode 63 times in 30 years in 3 different countries.

Are you a fan?

Lol! I saw westlife 37 times!!! Did a magnificent road trip in 2012 with my little sister, 10 times and was their at the end at croke park!!"

Are you ok now though after such trauma?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am have seen Depeche mode 63 times in 30 years in 3 different countries.

Are you a fan?

Lol! I saw westlife 37 times!!! Did a magnificent road trip in 2012 with my little sister, 10 times and was their at the end at croke park!!

Are you ok now though after such trauma? "

Yes, it took years of therapy but I'm over it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lived in four different countries before I was 11.

I can't stand tips of fingernails touching each other, makes me cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have had a poo in 10 Downing St

Is that revealing too much

I was literally spooning a microwaveable curry into my mouth when I read that ....

It's now spat out all over my desk ... and I'm fighting for air."

That's a bit like my Prime Minsters House poo lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have 3 testicles, but only 1 nipple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a stupid fear of revolving doors. My sister puts her foot against the side so it stops and I freak the hell out. I know it's ridiculous. (Mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only ever been to one music concert I my life ...

It was Shakin' Stevens , I was 10, I had no choice about it and I will keep it secret from non-fabber friends until my dying day!

Was it at the odeon on new street about 30 years ago?

Sheffield City Hall, 1981 I think ... I had a badge .... And wore it to school.... Cringe!

Ah mine was about 81 too but Birmingham odeon. But I wouldn't have been seen dead wearing a badge

I know ... The shame of it.... I'm still waking up in hot sweats even now ,,,,

Damn you Aunty G*** ! Why did you take me? Why? ..... Why? (Uncontrollable Sobbing)"

At least you stopped there, I went on to go to a Bros concert too

Oh the shame

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I have a replacement hip x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a stupid fear of revolving doors. My sister puts her foot against the side so it stops and I freak the hell out. I know it's ridiculous. (Mrs)"

I can't do bridges!!! I can't walk across a bridge with cars rushing under me, I freak the right out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be nicknamed Fergie in the days when she was still married to Prince Andrew.

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

I don't like heights or big spiders.

Jo isn't my real name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I, Mr, also don't like spiders, at all,ever.

Mrs has a phobia of chicken.

Weird!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I survived cancer twice. Red

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I was an early 90's child TV star. Well I say star, I once told a joke on a kids TV programme called Early Bird!

I was on the big breakfast once or twice!! Once at the house, the really annoying stalkers at the fence and another time I got to ask a question to kavana in herne bay!"

I was on the Big Breakfast too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sleep with a toy lamb called lulu n tant like a 3 yr old if you try to take her off me lmfao "

Youre not alone stuffed animals are good to fall asleep with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm colourblind

I started teaching the drums at 15

I can rap rather quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never been to Penge.It is a nice area, just up the road we got the famous crystal palace park with the dinosaur park, no its not Jurassic park, but nearly."

Dinosaur Park sound cool, and Palace are having a good season.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few to list for me..

Flew on Concordes last flight

Had both lungs collapse at the same time at 17 years old

Passed all 3 driving tests 1st time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the artist formerly known as Bussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am the artist formerly known as Bussy"

Awwww big hugs Bussy

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

I shook hands with Mohammad Ali, the world heavyweight boxing champion in a cinema in Tripoli in November 1973

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I survived cancer twice. Red "

I am a cancer survivor too.

The last time I had a cold jt was actually viral meningitis with a secondary blood borne bacterial infection.

I have been bitten by a penguin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once nominated for Essex Independent Woman of the Year for some charity work I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am the artist formerly known as Bussy

Awwww big hugs Bussy "

Hugs to you also

All these young 'uns won't relate to my nostalgia at being back

Fab 3-5 years ago was like the 80's : you had to be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once nominated for Essex Independent Woman of the Year for some charity work I did "

'Entertaining' the locally based soldiers is not charity work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can wean calves from their mum to drinking milk from a bucket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can wean calves from their mum to drinking milk from a bucket.

"

You'd be good at introducing newbies to the regulars here then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once nominated for Essex Independent Woman of the Year for some charity work I did

'Entertaining' the locally based soldiers is not charity work "

Eat shit Bussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have taken part in, and finished (slowly) three London marathons .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once nominated for Essex Independent Woman of the Year for some charity work I did

'Entertaining' the locally based soldiers is not charity work

Eat shit Bussy "

Mwah

Good to see ya x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once nominated for Essex Independent Woman of the Year for some charity work I did

'Entertaining' the locally based soldiers is not charity work

Eat shit Bussy

Mwah

Good to see ya x "

You too xx

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

The first record I purchased was "we don't need another hero" by Tina Turner.

I have been to Penge ( not recently though)

And I have spent over 100 hours under a tattooist needle.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I went to see Shakin' Stevens when I was about 10 too.... by choice, in Scarborough.

I like spiders, particulars stripey Garden Spiders, and have one tattooed on my back

Nita

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By *picyminxWoman
over a year ago

Huntingdon

My biggest fear is dying naked in the bath

I was in a documentary when I was 23 with Chris Lambrianou from the Krays gang about his life. My fifteen minutes of fame lol

And my favourite things are green or sparkly or frogs haha.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

And I have spent over 100 hours under a tattooist needle.

Show us your ink then ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a unusual first name.

I was a holiday rep for 11 years.

And I had cervical cancer when I was 29

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14


"And I have spent over 100 hours under a tattooist needle.

Show us your ink then ,"

Would love to but no can do.. You have a block on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a fear of birds, ducks - anything with wings

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I have been bitten by a penguin."

This I am jealous of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it that if your going out there are eighteen requests in your inbox but if that falls through suddenly theres no one to talk to. . For a swingers site there sure seem to be a lot of prejudiced people against single men, im surprised at the number of people propositioning me who are as their profile would have us believe straight. Thats a bit lke as a friend of mine put it im not gay but i fucked a guy who was once. When someone introduces themselves and asks if id like a chat . Im tempted to say mais nom . I already have one ere wiz me. ( shit now you know i have a cat. Youve guessed who i am now! Why is it that if you tell a woman your quite submissive she may not find the idea appealing but if she gives a shit shell give it her best go which is usually damn site better than most dom masters (could be a ephemism that,) have spent their life honing sounding like they are reprising the role of attila the hun or pol pot for am dram they justanage to sound cruel sinister and menacing . Not inspire confidence just frighten the bejeesus out of you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i stayed a virgin until i was 23 - so making up for lost time the last 8 years or so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a fear of birds, ducks - anything with wings "

Angels too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am the artist formerly known as Bussy

Awwww big hugs Bussy

Hugs to you also

All these young 'uns won't relate to my nostalgia at being back

Fab 3-5 years ago was like the 80's : you had to be there "

I was here then.

I remember you even before you shortened it to "Bussy", Mr. Wanker

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I was in the 80s

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I was street homeless for a few months that made me the person I am today...I have a relative who is a footballer I did some plus size modelling and appeared in a magazine in the late 90's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am the artist formerly known as Bussy

Awwww big hugs Bussy

Hugs to you also

All these young 'uns won't relate to my nostalgia at being back

Fab 3-5 years ago was like the 80's : you had to be there

I was here then.

I remember you even before you shortened it to "Bussy", Mr. Wanker"

Had to be done when I started gettin pm's asking if I had preferred routes and where I sat etc.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My great grandad had 23 children.

Two family members picked for the Olympics but only one went. My stepsister she played for England hockey team in the year it was in Atlanta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never lie. In fact if i do one of my hands turns orange and smells like herring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just found 2 pairs of long boots, new, that I didn't wear last year..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I have a computer.

My computer is plugged into the leccy.

My computer is connected to the internet.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

A nephew is in a famous band

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"I have a computer.

My computer is plugged into the leccy.

My computer is connected to the internet.

"

ooo I have that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up until recently the Polish government thought my grandmother, aunts and uncles all died in the Archangel camp in Siberia in 1940.

My grandfather was wanted by by the Russians until 1952. They actually captured him in 1939 but let him go to fight as part of the Polish 2nd corps under the British army.

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By *rof_cplCouple
over a year ago

Gerrards Cross

We have been to 36 of the 50 US states and plan to visit the rest when we can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had a fuck on the sofa.

Somebody set fireworks off outside at the crucial moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had 3 hernia ops and got my first filling at 40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an aunt who used to date a member of simple minds before they were famous.

My dad went to school with sean bean.

I have had drinks with sean connery.

Dermot o'leary touched my bum

I have a selfie with pixie lott

After a night in vegas I once went to work wearing only strippers knickers under my overalls.

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

I met priness diana just after she got married. ??

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

My father once shot and killed a man. I once saved a mans life (so I was told).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a night in vegas I once went to work wearing only strippers knickers under my overalls."

You might be my new hero....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I have a computer.

My computer is plugged into the leccy.

My computer is connected to the internet.

ooo I have that too"

I thought I was the only one.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"Hmmmmm interesting facts about me?

I used to own a rabbit called Elvis and a Guinea pig called pricilla until Elvis squashed her and killed her

"

This is why you don't mix species. Poor Pricilla.

My facts-

I have 3 guinea pigs called Alby, Dora and Nera, who live very happily together and will never have the misfortune of being murdered by a rabbit/irresponsible owner.

I'm 1/4 Dutch, 1/4 Scotch and 1/2 French by my breeding but I was born and raised in London town.

I get on far better with animals than I do people. I can count my friends on one hand but the pets i've had in my lifetime can't be counted on all my fingers and toes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My horse thinks it's funny to run up behind me when I'm in the field with her then push me onto the electric fence then run off. I'm obsessed with classic minis and owned 3 at one point. I once got locked in a locked room at a club and had to literally rip the door out of its hole to get out. I'm more scared of foam or sponge than I am of spiders . Oh and I know all the words to all of the Wallace and gromit films

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ive seen all three pickled Communist leader corpses

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Ive seen all three pickled Communist leader corpses "

How lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a voluntary keeper at London Zoo working with small mammals, and a Banded Mongoose attacked my dustpan and brush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a fear of birds, ducks - anything with wings

Angels too? "

An exception to every rule ... Adore Angels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a compulsive liar...

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By *rumfun1965Man
over a year ago

Halifax

I toured the world for 11 years as the drummer for a band that was famous in the 60's...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a 999 programme made about an accident I had when I was a kid.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Dermot o'leary touched my bum."

Wait 20 years then start a TV presenter sex scandal

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I can juggle, I have a Vespa, I have photographed the Burmese civil war and documented war crimes, I start my MSc in January

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

I'm not supposed to cross the road unless someone is holding my hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make pasta, and I don't mean boil it out the packet

Honestly that's the most interesting things about me

Oh I can speak three languages fluently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a raging hangover today ( fact)

And had to bring it to work with me ( fact)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm half Italian and ride horses

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can speak a few languages fluently including French (Well I am French so that's cheating) and came back To the UK this summer after a two years sabatical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nearly traped off with bella entburg from russ abbot show !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a night in vegas I once went to work wearing only strippers knickers under my overalls.

You might be my new hero.... "

(Takes a bow)

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"And I have spent over 100 hours under a tattooist needle.

Show us your ink then ,

Would love to but no can do.. You have a block on "

No I don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a night in vegas I once went to work wearing only strippers knickers under my overalls.

You might be my new hero....

(Takes a bow)

"

While your down there....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a night in vegas I once went to work wearing only strippers knickers under my overalls.

You might be my new hero....

(Takes a bow)

While your down there.... "

Gladly...repeatedly. ..thoroughly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work with marine fish and once nearly I mean I was like two mm away from being stung by a stonefish after feeding it sorry bit geeky but the most poisonous fish in the world

I keep a 350litre reef tank valued at about £10.000p four corals are £350 from last buy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I work with marine fish and once nearly I mean I was like two mm away from being stung by a stonefish after feeding it sorry bit geeky but the most poisonous fish in the world

I keep a 350litre reef tank valued at about £10.000p four corals are £350 from last buy "

That was each Coral by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I accidentally ended up in the Green Room at the BBC studios after meeting Stephanie Beecham in the ladies ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a plain old plumber

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

How long have you got?

I've had a fabulous and bizarre life thus far.

Did a solo show about it at Edinburgh Festival last year. 4 star review in a national paper too

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14


"And I have spent over 100 hours under a tattooist needle.

Show us your ink then ,

Would love to but no can do.. You have a block on

No I don't "

check your inbox then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I work with marine fish and once nearly I mean I was like two mm away from being stung by a stonefish after feeding it sorry bit geeky but the most poisonous fish in the world

I keep a 350litre reef tank valued at about £10.000p four corals are £350 from last buy "

I love watching documentarys about underwater.

I've owned two fish tanks of my own and my dad owns a marine tank yet I am scared of going into the water.

I point blank refuse to put my hand in my dad's tank

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