FabSwingers.com forum: Cure for manflu

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does anyone know of any good remedies for manflu so I can get Adam out of bed?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Tell him to man up?!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Bake him his favourite dessert?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oral sex.

From your Sister.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of ice-cold water

poured over their head usually works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucozade, Lemsip, grapes, his favourite biscuits [Jaffa Cakes???] maybe his favourite soup. And lots and lots of oral sex. It's just the same as a snake bite. You have to suck the badness out. Honest........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab hold of one end of mattress and yank...

He will be up and about in no time.

Failing that...a bucket of ice cold water works very well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supplements with Zinc in can aid your immune system.

Women get a worse form of manflu called birdflu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oral sex.

From your Sister."

Guffaws and winces at the same time

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Does anyone know of any good remedies for manflu so I can get Adam out of bed?"
Get him to swallow his own cum??? Well they always say its good for us ladies now dont they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Supplements with Zinc in can aid your immune system.

Women get a worse form of manflu called birdflu

Ahh but we carry on as if we fine and dandy.

we have to or the world would come to a stand still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Supplements with Zinc in can aid your immune system".

Aaaah. We're back to Marmite. Bags of zinc. So....smear his knob with Marmite and the lots and lots of oral sex......

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

12 bore rifle!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"12 bore rifle!!!!

Dont you mean shotgun dear ?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Oral sex.

From your Sister.

Guffaws and winces at the same time

Fret not dear girl.

If perchance you have a Sister, send her to me.

Or, if THAT makes you wince, save her virtue, and send yourself.

Either way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oral sex.

From your Sister."

Are you saying I don't give good enough oral sex?

Typical comment from a man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup... Spend all yer time gettin him inta bed... Now he's there, wants him out...

Is it me?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Oral sex.

From your Sister.

Are you saying I don't give good enough oral sex?

Typical comment from a man!"

Madam, i am NOT saying you don't give awesome blow jobs.

Just saying that your Sister does.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He always gets it really bad every Xmas and its his birthday on Thursday.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"12 bore rifle!!!!

Dont you mean shotgun dear ?

aye, one of them too. got one waiting on you coming in!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lovely used to just insist I spent as much time in bed with him, to try and sweat it out .... mind sex was his cure for most things... Terrible hypochondriac too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"12 bore rifle!!!!

Dont you mean shotgun dear ?

aye, one of them too. got one waiting on you coming in!!!"

Well that would be some welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

set fire to it, always work

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