FabSwingers.com forum: Sir Elton John and David Furnish have a bady.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Born on christmas day a little boy Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John was born in California to a surrogate... Do you think thay used there own sperm ?????? I am sure both will make really good parents and we will be seeing him alot in the papers and mags in years to come.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Did they both wank into a cup & then mix it with a teaspoon so they are both "Daddy"?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Did they both wank into a cup & then mix it with a teaspoon so they are both "Daddy"?

stop giving away your sex secrets sensy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did they both wank into a cup & then mix it with a teaspoon so they are both "Daddy"?

mmm, delicious...when can we do it?

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By *mf4BxJCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

I heard this on the radio earlier and it took me a while to figur it all out lol

Beth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well it start of saying friends of Elton John congratulate him becaming a father so i am not sure ? if his or Davids or sperm from other man ? I hope its Eltons xx

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Did they both wank into a cup & then mix it with a teaspoon so they are both "Daddy"?

mmm, delicious...when can we do it?"

Shave your cock and head on over.

(you've set 'gender' wrong on your profile. Again)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cant get over the day thay picked to have baby thay sure like to make a mark on the world x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too old!

Why people wait until they've one foot in the grave before having children is beyond me. Poor child, another accessory for this vain, vacuous man!

Will probably get Hugh Hefner to be the godfather!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good luck to them

got plenty of money to make sure the kid has the best of everything.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Disagree with it if I am honest. If they were younger then cool....but they are too old for a baby. The thought of parents of a teenager in their 60's/70's is daft.

plus Elton is a spoilt ranting diva when he doesn't get his own way so a recipe for a disaster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they make good parents and lets hope they do, then all the best to them.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

plus Elton is a spoilt ranting diva when he doesn't get his own way so a recipe for a disaster.

actually I take the above line back.. it is too much like POT, KETTLE, BLACK.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"good luck to them

got plenty of money to make sure the kid has the best of everything.

a healthy bank balance does not make a good parent!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good luck to them

got plenty of money to make sure the kid has the best of everything.

a healthy bank balance does not make a good parent!!"

no it doesnt. but if the fooker dies the kid is rich,rich,RICH!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"good luck to them

got plenty of money to make sure the kid has the best of everything.

a healthy bank balance does not make a good parent!!

no it doesnt. but if the fooker dies the kid is rich,rich,RICH!!

I'm sure a wad of cash can cuddle and comfort you when you're alone, so that's alright then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

plus Elton is a spoilt ranting diva when he doesn't get his own way so a recipe for a disaster.

actually I take the above line back.. it is too much like POT, KETTLE, BLACK.

Tee hee...yeah, but you're not a 62 year old in charge of a new born...so I think we'll overlook your foibles!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

plus Elton is a spoilt ranting diva when he doesn't get his own way so a recipe for a disaster.

actually I take the above line back.. it is too much like POT, KETTLE, BLACK.

Tee hee...yeah, but you're not a 62 year old in charge of a new born...so I think we'll overlook your foibles!

Nobody has looked at his 'foibles' in years.

It's why he's such a prissy queen.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

oooh, who is flashing their foibles???

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

How'd you know it's a bady already?!

*gets coat*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he could be straight, oh my, how will they cope with a teenage son chock full of raging hormones!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How'd you know it's a bady already?!

*gets coat*"
dont think it would be on the news in papers and on the net if not real bady ... lol we will know if Eltons if he ends up with Big glasses , lol x

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

plus Elton is a spoilt ranting diva when he doesn't get his own way so a recipe for a disaster.

actually I take the above line back.. it is too much like POT, KETTLE, BLACK.

Tee hee...yeah, but you're not a 62 year old in charge of a new born...so I think we'll overlook your foibles!

Nobody has looked at his 'foibles' in years.

It's why he's such a prissy queen.

Oi Looby fucking Lou... I read that..

minces away muttering REVENGE !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See what you done now sensual.... you've put View in a hissy and he's swearing. I can feel the ground trembling from here with his foot stamping........Big trouble cometh your way.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"See what you done now sensual.... you've put View in a hissy and he's swearing. I can feel the ground trembling from here with his foot stamping........Big trouble cometh your way.

I am going for a little nap.... the sales exhausted me.

then.. he's mine.......

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"Too old!

Why people wait until they've one foot in the grave before having children is beyond me"

Some sections of society still refuse to accept homosexuality, gawd knows what the outcry would've been like had they tried 20 years ago.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"See what you done now sensual.... you've put View in a hissy and he's swearing. I can feel the ground trembling from here with his foot stamping........Big trouble cometh your way.

I am going for a little nap.... the sales exhausted me.

then.. he's mine.......

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good thing we know and love you here or we may be worried , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter what are the merits for any argument as to whether Elton and David will or will not be good parents,,

That’s poor kid is going to be a life long target of inquisitive public interest, and no amount of protection or cosseting with stop the attempts of mentally damaging media intrusion probing every angle of it upbringing in order to sell the ongoing story's surrounding its life and its parents lives…..So its destined for either a life in a goldfish bowl or one of a semi reclusive,,,, neither being the best environment for a child or indeed an adult,,,,,, but at least an adult can freely choose to be there or not as the case maybe

And yeah,, so what, at some point in its life it will no doubt get access loads of money… but, big deal…

I genuinly wish the child all the best and hope its life can be as normal as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too old!

Why people wait until they've one foot in the grave before having children is beyond me

Some sections of society still refuse to accept homosexuality, gawd knows what the outcry would've been like had they tried 20 years ago."

My comment had nothing to do with sexuality! It was purely on age.

There is an age limit for mere mortals to adopt I'm sure...and 62 isn't it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too old!

Why people wait until they've one foot in the grave before having children is beyond me

Some sections of society still refuse to accept homosexuality, gawd knows what the outcry would've been like had they tried 20 years ago.

My comment had nothing to do with sexuality! It was purely on age.

There is an age limit for mere mortals to adopt I'm sure...and 62 isn't it!"
What is the age people should stop having babys? I am 40s now i would be a better mum now then when i was 18/ and 20s i am sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think thay will be good dads x just hope the child will have a normal life too .. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too old!

Why people wait until they've one foot in the grave before having children is beyond me

Some sections of society still refuse to accept homosexuality, gawd knows what the outcry would've been like had they tried 20 years ago.

My comment had nothing to do with sexuality! It was purely on age.

There is an age limit for mere mortals to adopt I'm sure...and 62 isn't it! What is the age people should stop having babys? I am 40s now i would be a better mum now then when i was 18/ and 20s i am sure. "

There is a reason Mother Nature takes away our ability to have children by a certain age: we're too old! If old women want to be mistaken for their kids nan and delude themselves their bodies are just like a twenty something, that is personal choice.

If old people don't mind leaving their kids alone as long as they can be parents then I pity the poor child.

These forums are beginning to annoy me a little. People post on an open forum but only seem to want people to post on it if you're in total agreement with them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Disagree with it if I am honest. If they were younger then cool....but they are too old for a baby. The thought of parents of a teenager in their 60's/70's is daft.

plus Elton is a spoilt ranting diva when he doesn't get his own way so a recipe for a disaster.

love is all you need, age is irrelevant. money helps.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Defo agree love is paramount.. and they will love the child. Have no doubt about that.

and the nanny will also and the nanny's assistant and possibly the assistant to the assistant of the nanny.

but good luck to them all and wish them all happiness

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

...Elton John went to tattooist and said I want a rolls royce tattooed on my cock,

he said you'd be better off with a land rover it won't get stuck in the shit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...Elton John went to tattooist and said I want a rolls royce tattooed on my cock,

he said you'd be better off with a land rover it won't get stuck in the shit!

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I think he has to much class to have a tattoo there ... . WOULD look sweet but Elton like bling better then tatas x lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will probably get Hugh Hefner to be the godfather!"

Hugh Hefner already IS the godfather baby!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Will probably get Hugh Hefner to be the godfather!

Hugh Hefner already IS the godfather baby!

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you know who will be God mother Liz Hurley i bet 10 pounds on it , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elton has named his son Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John.

People are complaining about it being a bit of a mouthful but Elton is used to that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and at least they've both got experience putting talc on sore arses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and at least they've both got experience putting talc on sore arses

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well lets hope so soon have a crying baby on there hands .. ok nanny will have crying baby , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

elton has one child doesnt he with Renata we never hear of that child anymore xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"elton has one child doesnt he with Renata we never hear of that child anymore xx"

I think he sold it to Madonna.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The crying, the whining, the temper tantrums when he doesn’t get his own way, the constant and unending demanding of attention, spitting the dummy out. Not to mention struggling to sleep through the night ‘cos he’s wet himself and wants a feed at 3am.

And now David Furnish has a baby to deal with too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and at least they've both got experience putting talc on sore arses

genius!

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

"Too old!

Why people wait until they've one foot in the grave before having children is beyond me. Poor child, another accessory for this vain, vacuous man!

Well said! Who said money can't buy happiness eh?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Too old!

Why people wait until they've one foot in the grave before having children is beyond me. Poor child, another accessory for this vain, vacuous man!

Well said! Who said money can't buy happiness eh?

I'll pick you up in my Lear Jet.

You can sit on my face as we fly to my private Island.

Trust me, we'll both be happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too old!

Why people wait until they've one foot in the grave before having children is beyond me. Poor child, another accessory for this vain, vacuous man!

Well said! Who said money can't buy happiness eh?

A skint jealous person

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The crying, the whining, the temper tantrums when he doesn’t get his own way, the constant and unending demanding of attention, spitting the dummy out. Not to mention struggling to sleep through the night ‘cos he’s wet himself and wants a feed at 3am.

And now David Furnish has a baby to deal with too.

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lololololol

thanks for that , lol

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Too old!

Why people wait until they've one foot in the grave before having children is beyond me. Poor child, another accessory for this vain, vacuous man!

Well said! Who said money can't buy happiness eh?

A skint jealous person

*ahem*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too old!

Why people wait until they've one foot in the grave before having children is beyond me. Poor child, another accessory for this vain, vacuous man!

Well said! Who said money can't buy happiness eh?

A skint jealous person

*ahem*"

Yes, ahem. I forgot to respond to the first part. They wait that long so they're dead by the time the kid becomes a teenager. Very wise thinking, in fact. Genius.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Too old!

Why people wait until they've one foot in the grave before having children is beyond me. Poor child, another accessory for this vain, vacuous man!

Well said! Who said money can't buy happiness eh?

A skint jealous person

*ahem*

Yes, ahem. I forgot to respond to the first part. They wait that long so they're dead by the time the kid becomes a teenager. Very wise thinking, in fact. Genius."

BY jove, I think the girl is onto something.

*winces at thought of dishevelled teen bedroom one floor up*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too old!

Why people wait until they've one foot in the grave

Yes, ahem. I forgot to respond to the first part. They wait that long so they're dead by the time the kid becomes a teenager. Very wise thinking, in fact. Genius."
Must be lovely having babys when your older i am in 40s would love more John keeps say no ... as 4 lots of school feees was all he could take , lol Elton could live to 100 and Davids 30S 40S not old.

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