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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

so...what you doin? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crashed on the sofa with pooch

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Sitting in front of a log fire messaging on here.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

hi sweet...just got out of a soak and there was no thread..i was like whats all thif then...wondering whether to do halloween pics now or tomorrow...

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Sitting in front of a log fire messaging on here."

ohh nice cozy fire...glad you are having some nice messages you too xx

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

We woke up so late today that this is our mid afternoon ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching TFI and having a vodka

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so...what you doin? xx"

Relaxing, half-watching football, trying to heat my frozen feet under the duvet...and enjoying the company of some fab favourites xx

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots


"Sitting in front of a log fire messaging on here.

ohh nice cozy fire...glad you are having some nice messages you too xx"

Thanks...all very quiet tonight though

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"We woke up so late today that this is our mid afternoon ...."

i think that is most excellent...

are you having mid afternoon snacks?

welcome and enjoy xx

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Wine and FAB on the sofa..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hi sweet...just got out of a soak and there was no thread..i was like whats all thif then...wondering whether to do halloween pics now or tomorrow..."

Oh wait untill tomorrow I have a plan for another that's not so scary

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Watching TFI and having a vodka

Evening all "

hi scrummy...TFI is back?

i was not informed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

evening

im eating cashew nuts chilling on sofa ignoring x factor mrs is watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got out bath, freshly trimmed and shaved were it counts! xx

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"We woke up so late today that this is our mid afternoon ....

i think that is most excellent...

are you having mid afternoon snacks?

welcome and enjoy xx"

We went out to nandos earlier and stuffed our faces, so just getting over that ... but now you mention snacks .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just chilling watching some frankie boyle.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"so...what you doin? xx

Relaxing, half-watching football, trying to heat my frozen feet under the duvet...and enjoying the company of some fab favourites xx "

hey all quiet nice to see you..got a hot water bottle or an old empty coca cola bottle or similar..as long as you dont put boiling water in them they work a treat for your feet...;)

nice way to spend an evening huh? xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Sitting in front of a log fire messaging on here.

ohh nice cozy fire...glad you are having some nice messages you too xx

Thanks...all very quiet tonight though "

everyone out on a saturday..i couldnt go out myself my littlest one is not well

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Dozing with some tunes.

Off to bed shortly.

So shouldn't get distracted by this thread...famous last words!

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Wine and FAB on the sofa.."

hi lonnie, sounds like a relaxed time..nice to see you here xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watching TFI and having a vodka

Evening all

hi scrummy...TFI is back?

i was not informed... "

I think he is only doing 10 episodes this is eps 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so...what you doin? xx

Relaxing, half-watching football, trying to heat my frozen feet under the duvet...and enjoying the company of some fab favourites xx

hey all quiet nice to see you..got a hot water bottle or an old empty coca cola bottle or similar..as long as you dont put boiling water in them they work a treat for your feet...;)

nice way to spend an evening huh? xx"

It's welcome tonight at least Suzy And I'm going to try those wise tips...winter has come to Scotland! :/

xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"hi sweet...just got out of a soak and there was no thread..i was like whats all thif then...wondering whether to do halloween pics now or tomorrow...

Oh wait untill tomorrow I have a plan for another that's not so scary "

ooooooooh look forward to seeing that did you see jo's entray..scared the **** out of me..its very good

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots


"Sitting in front of a log fire messaging on here.

ohh nice cozy fire...glad you are having some nice messages you too xx

Thanks...all very quiet tonight though

everyone out on a saturday..i couldnt go out myself my littlest one is not well "

That's not good...better soon I hope x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"evening

im eating cashew nuts chilling on sofa ignoring x factor mrs is watching "

hi there coxmc love cashews..yum...

stick your headphones in x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hi Suzy, just about to make some sort of curry noodle concoction as ma belly thinks ma throat's been cut

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Just got out bath, freshly trimmed and shaved were it counts! xx"

hiya..

meeee toooooo

having a cup of tea...

you in prep mode?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"evening

im eating cashew nuts chilling on sofa ignoring x factor mrs is watching

hi there coxmc love cashews..yum...

stick your headphones in x "

great idea and oh hi

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"We woke up so late today that this is our mid afternoon ....

i think that is most excellent...

are you having mid afternoon snacks?

welcome and enjoy xx

We went out to nandos earlier and stuffed our faces, so just getting over that ... but now you mention snacks ....."

never been to Nandos..was it good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening

My well meaning friends have set me up on a vanilla date with a lovely dark haired lady who is just my type even though I've said I'm not dating for a long while yet.

Currently out on the razz , d*unk too much and now in an Indian restaurant, logged on here while I'm in the toilet

Stark realisation that I have no idea how to do vanilla after spending the last three weeks at swinging clubs

Going great so far, have a lot in common and tbh I'm a little excited at the prospect.

I'm back off to the table now but may be back

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Back from a social which didn't go that well, neither of us fancied the other

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Just chilling watching some frankie boyle."

hi J...i hear hes pretty popular..prefer eddie izzard myself..that man is a genius and gorgeous too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening

My well meaning friends have set me up on a vanilla date with a lovely dark haired lady who is just my type even though I've said I'm not dating for a long while yet.

Currently out on the razz , d*unk too much and now in an Indian restaurant, logged on here while I'm in the toilet

Stark realisation that I have no idea how to do vanilla after spending the last three weeks at swinging clubs

Going great so far, have a lot in common and tbh I'm a little excited at the prospect.

I'm back off to the table now but may be back "

Good luck Dan

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Watching Jerseylicious but its boring so off to bed.

Netflix and Orange is the new Black .. yey for the extra hour.

Night folks have fun .

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Dozing with some tunes.

Off to bed shortly.

So shouldn't get distracted by this thread...famous last words!"

hey SDM, you're lovely' hope you doze if you are tired...we will gently talk in the background xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"so...what you doin? xx

Relaxing, half-watching football, trying to heat my frozen feet under the duvet...and enjoying the company of some fab favourites xx

hey all quiet nice to see you..got a hot water bottle or an old empty coca cola bottle or similar..as long as you dont put boiling water in them they work a treat for your feet...;)

nice way to spend an evening huh? xx

It's welcome tonight at least Suzy And I'm going to try those wise tips...winter has come to Scotland! :/

xx"

cheap bottles if you dont get the tedy bear or blanket thing..fancy flying south for winter?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening

My well meaning friends have set me up on a vanilla date with a lovely dark haired lady who is just my type even though I've said I'm not dating for a long while yet."

If your lovely friends want a pet project after they've finished with you, Daniel...

Enjoy

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Sitting in front of a log fire messaging on here.

ohh nice cozy fire...glad you are having some nice messages you too xx

Thanks...all very quiet tonight though

everyone out on a saturday..i couldnt go out myself my littlest one is not well

That's not good...better soon I hope x"

i hope so its gone through whole family.. roll on the frists at least the perk of the cold is that it kills off some of these bugs..you had it go round where you are?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Got to stay now to see if Daniel pulls...

Who's hidden the espresso machine?

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi Suzy, just about to make some sort of curry noodle concoction as ma belly thinks ma throat's been cut "

oooh the pot noodley kind?..im starving havent eaten yet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cheap bottles if you dont get the tedy bear or blanket thing..fancy flying south for winter?.. "

Just the thought of certain southern locations is lovely and warming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hi sweet...just got out of a soak and there was no thread..i was like whats all thif then...wondering whether to do halloween pics now or tomorrow...

Oh wait untill tomorrow I have a plan for another that's not so scary

ooooooooh look forward to seeing that did you see jo's entray..scared the **** out of me..its very good "

Yes its brilliant

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot


"Wine and FAB on the sofa..

hi lonnie, sounds like a relaxed time..nice to see you here xx"

Why thank you.. Nice to see you too!

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"evening

im eating cashew nuts chilling on sofa ignoring x factor mrs is watching

hi there coxmc love cashews..yum...

stick your headphones in x

great idea and oh hi "

yes or get those ear plugs so its really really subtle and you can smile and nod occasionally ...hehehe wont notice a thing..

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Good evening

My well meaning friends have set me up on a vanilla date with a lovely dark haired lady who is just my type even though I've said I'm not dating for a long while yet.

Currently out on the razz , d*unk too much and now in an Indian restaurant, logged on here while I'm in the toilet

Stark realisation that I have no idea how to do vanilla after spending the last three weeks at swinging clubs

Going great so far, have a lot in common and tbh I'm a little excited at the prospect.

I'm back off to the table now but may be back "

DAN and VANILLA..together?..in one sentance...hehehehehehhehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watching jonathon ross on tv and perusing the foruums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying in bed, lurking in the chatrooms and watching TV.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Suzy, just about to make some sort of curry noodle concoction as ma belly thinks ma throat's been cut

oooh the pot noodley kind?..im starving havent eaten yet... "

Yesterday's spaghetti and meatballs is really tempting right now too...but at midnight? Yes or no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening

My well meaning friends have set me up on a vanilla date with a lovely dark haired lady who is just my type even though I've said I'm not dating for a long while yet.

Currently out on the razz , d*unk too much and now in an Indian restaurant, logged on here while I'm in the toilet

Stark realisation that I have no idea how to do vanilla after spending the last three weeks at swinging clubs

Going great so far, have a lot in common and tbh I'm a little excited at the prospect.

I'm back off to the table now but may be back

Good luck Dan"

Sounds promising, enjoy the rest of your nigjt

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Back from a social which didn't go that well, neither of us fancied the other "

hi kinky..nice to see you, well at least he showed up right?..im sorry there wasnt the spark...hope you had a nice time out though xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got out bath, freshly trimmed and shaved were it counts! xx

hiya..

meeee toooooo

having a cup of tea...

you in prep mode? "
Ooooo wish we could have shared that bath hun! Lol. Prep for what? Xx

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"We woke up so late today that this is our mid afternoon ....

i think that is most excellent...

are you having mid afternoon snacks?

welcome and enjoy xx

We went out to nandos earlier and stuffed our faces, so just getting over that ... but now you mention snacks .....

never been to Nandos..was it good?"

We love nandos, think its because our teens introduced us .... as a veggie there's lots for me and its relaxing. Just don't go in too early in the evening, as loads of youngsters there. To be honest we love to eat out .... so most places are good for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Suzy, just shutting up and cleaning down the bar, served a lot of thirsty fabbers tonight

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Watching Jerseylicious but its boring so off to bed.

Netflix and Orange is the new Black .. yey for the extra hour.

Night folks have fun . "

hi and goodnight Cinnamon xx sweet dreams through that extra hour xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"evening

im eating cashew nuts chilling on sofa ignoring x factor mrs is watching

hi there coxmc love cashews..yum...

stick your headphones in x

great idea and oh hi

yes or get those ear plugs so its really really subtle and you can smile and nod occasionally ...hehehe wont notice a thing.. "

lol i'll nod at the wrong time and get a slap,

being on the forum is distraction enough anyway

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Got to stay now to see if Daniel pulls...

Who's hidden the espresso machine?

"

hahaha...he a lovely man, cant see why he wouldnt...

is that for a vanilla expresso...hehehe?

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"cheap bottles if you dont get the tedy bear or blanket thing..fancy flying south for winter?..

Just the thought of certain southern locations is lovely and warming "

i miss australia at this time of the year..its there spring...

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots


"Sitting in front of a log fire messaging on here.

ohh nice cozy fire...glad you are having some nice messages you too xx

Thanks...all very quiet tonight though

everyone out on a saturday..i couldnt go out myself my littlest one is not well

That's not good...better soon I hope x

i hope so its gone through whole family.. roll on the frists at least the perk of the cold is that it kills off some of these bugs..you had it go round where you are?"

No bugs here

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Back from a social which didn't go that well, neither of us fancied the other "

In terms of actual "getting to know you, may play next time" socials, I have a 25% "I would" success rate.

I almost forget why I keep trying, sometimes!

Hope your next one is a stunner...

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"hi sweet...just got out of a soak and there was no thread..i was like whats all thif then...wondering whether to do halloween pics now or tomorrow...

Oh wait untill tomorrow I have a plan for another that's not so scary

ooooooooh look forward to seeing that did you see jo's entray..scared the **** out of me..its very good

Yes its brilliant "

are you plotting another bid then?..or do you know what you are doing?

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Wine and FAB on the sofa..

hi lonnie, sounds like a relaxed time..nice to see you here xx

Why thank you.. Nice to see you too!"

have you been having a nice day lonnie? ive saw you on the forums earlier x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Suzy, just shutting up and cleaning down the bar, served a lot of thirsty fabbers tonight "

And I must say a fab job done

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"watching jonathon ross on tv and perusing the foruums "

ooooh has he been allowed back on the TV then?..hair long or short this time?

hope you are having a nice 'gander' x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Lying in bed, lurking in the chatrooms and watching TV."

welcome to nocturnal talldark and???

you having fun in there? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"watching jonathon ross on tv and perusing the foruums

ooooh has he been allowed back on the TV then?..hair long or short this time?

hope you are having a nice 'gander' x"

shortish hair - hes been back on a while??? - darcy wotsit is on - shes quite watchable

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi Suzy, just about to make some sort of curry noodle concoction as ma belly thinks ma throat's been cut

oooh the pot noodley kind?..im starving havent eaten yet...

Yesterday's spaghetti and meatballs is really tempting right now too...but at midnight? Yes or no? "

yes and all this talk of food i give up im putting some food on..right now.. 2 mins why i shove something under the grill x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Suzy, just shutting up and cleaning down the bar, served a lot of thirsty fabbers tonight

And I must say a fab job done "

Ahh thank you, I hope you enjoyed your tonic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Suzy, just shutting up and cleaning down the bar, served a lot of thirsty fabbers tonight

And I must say a fab job done

Ahh thank you, I hope you enjoyed your tonic "

Enjoyed the woman serving it better

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Hi Suzy, just about to make some sort of curry noodle concoction as ma belly thinks ma throat's been cut

oooh the pot noodley kind?..im starving havent eaten yet... "

POT NOODLE! are you kidding woman

Got the wok out and am experimenting

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Good evening. I am currently being a grumpy git. I am cold and tired. Missing the Mexican heat (but not the rain or wind) and endless supply of sex on the beach. I can't sleep (jet lag?)

Anyway, I am hoping this pork pie will cheer me up.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Back from a social which didn't go that well, neither of us fancied the other

hi kinky..nice to see you, well at least he showed up right?..im sorry there wasnt the spark...hope you had a nice time out though xx "

It was short and sweet but always worth it just in case

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

yay... just walkerd back from a friends house slightly d*unk yayyyyy its holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Suzy, just shutting up and cleaning down the bar, served a lot of thirsty fabbers tonight

And I must say a fab job done

Ahh thank you, I hope you enjoyed your tonic

Enjoyed the woman serving it better "

Ahh I hope she was a nice lady lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

yes and all this talk of food i give up im putting some food on..right now.. 2 mins why i shove something under the grill x"

Nomnomnom...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Suzy, just shutting up and cleaning down the bar, served a lot of thirsty fabbers tonight

And I must say a fab job done

Ahh thank you, I hope you enjoyed your tonic

Enjoyed the woman serving it better

Ahh I hope she was a nice lady lol "

The best! and a cute bum on her.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Good evening. I am currently being a grumpy git. I am cold and tired. Missing the Mexican heat (but not the rain or wind) and endless supply of sex on the beach. I can't sleep (jet lag?)

Anyway, I am hoping this pork pie will cheer me up. "

Tell us more of your Mexican experiences...you'll feel good at the memory, and I'll forget about my enforced chastity

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Just got out bath, freshly trimmed and shaved were it counts! xx

hiya..

meeee toooooo

having a cup of tea...

you in prep mode? Ooooo wish we could have shared that bath hun! Lol. Prep for what? Xx"

need large tub for that..and

i have no idea .i was just wondering...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening. I am currently being a grumpy git. I am cold and tired. Missing the Mexican heat (but not the rain or wind) and endless supply of sex on the beach. I can't sleep (jet lag?)

Anyway, I am hoping this pork pie will cheer me up. "

awwww dont be grumpy - we are heading your way in a few weeks - let me know if you fancy a coffee in the daytime whilst hes busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Suzy, just shutting up and cleaning down the bar, served a lot of thirsty fabbers tonight

And I must say a fab job done

Ahh thank you, I hope you enjoyed your tonic

Enjoyed the woman serving it better

Ahh I hope she was a nice lady lol

The best! and a cute bum on her."

Haha, was it spankable?

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"We woke up so late today that this is our mid afternoon ....

i think that is most excellent...

are you having mid afternoon snacks?

welcome and enjoy xx

We went out to nandos earlier and stuffed our faces, so just getting over that ... but now you mention snacks .....

never been to Nandos..was it good?

We love nandos, think its because our teens introduced us .... as a veggie there's lots for me and its relaxing. Just don't go in too early in the evening, as loads of youngsters there. To be honest we love to eat out .... so most places are good for us"

my daughter love subway cant say her or my son have mentioned nandos...cant remeber ..glad you had a great time though with food you like..always nice to get out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Suzy.. I'm just being a nuisance as always

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening Suzy, just shutting up and cleaning down the bar, served a lot of thirsty fabbers tonight "

hello beautiful..at last i gfet to say hi..sorry for delay..you did and awesome job..that man wasnt going to serve me.. ..meanie he was..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Suzy, just shutting up and cleaning down the bar, served a lot of thirsty fabbers tonight

And I must say a fab job done

Ahh thank you, I hope you enjoyed your tonic

Enjoyed the woman serving it better

Ahh I hope she was a nice lady lol

The best! and a cute bum on her.

Haha, was it spankable?"

Yes but I was picturing biting it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boo! Reordering my music on my ipod, downloading a few things and trying not to fall asleep watching the rugby highlights!

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"evening

im eating cashew nuts chilling on sofa ignoring x factor mrs is watching

hi there coxmc love cashews..yum...

stick your headphones in x

great idea and oh hi

yes or get those ear plugs so its really really subtle and you can smile and nod occasionally ...hehehe wont notice a thing..

lol i'll nod at the wrong time and get a slap,

being on the forum is distraction enough anyway "

hahaha need a mask with the eyes open on it..giggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening. I am currently being a grumpy git. I am cold and tired. Missing the Mexican heat (but not the rain or wind) and endless supply of sex on the beach. I can't sleep (jet lag?)

Anyway, I am hoping this pork pie will cheer me up. "

Come to Jaydees next weekend I'll cheer you up

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I've just got into bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got in, going off for a lurk...

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Sitting in front of a log fire messaging on here.

ohh nice cozy fire...glad you are having some nice messages you too xx

Thanks...all very quiet tonight though

everyone out on a saturday..i couldnt go out myself my littlest one is not well

That's not good...better soon I hope x

i hope so its gone through whole family.. roll on the frists at least the perk of the cold is that it kills off some of these bugs..you had it go round where you are?

No bugs here "
honestly lucky escape..its not that pleasant and morphs on you after a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nighty night good people of Fab-dom.

I'm in a taxi with my lady friend enroute to hers and the night is young even if I'm not

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Boo! Reordering my music on my ipod, downloading a few things and trying not to fall asleep watching the rugby highlights!"

Do ipods even allow that level of user control?

Either way, hail newbie - this way for the initiation

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Back from a social which didn't go that well, neither of us fancied the other

In terms of actual "getting to know you, may play next time" socials, I have a 25% "I would" success rate.

I almost forget why I keep trying, sometimes!

Hope your next one is a stunner..."

this !!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Nighty night good people of Fab-dom.

I'm in a taxi with my lady friend enroute to hers and the night is young even if I'm not "

Thank goodness for that...

Now I can sleep.

Night all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"evening

im eating cashew nuts chilling on sofa ignoring x factor mrs is watching

hi there coxmc love cashews..yum...

stick your headphones in x

great idea and oh hi

yes or get those ear plugs so its really really subtle and you can smile and nod occasionally ...hehehe wont notice a thing..

lol i'll nod at the wrong time and get a slap,

being on the forum is distraction enough anyway

hahaha need a mask with the eyes open on it..giggles "

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"watching jonathon ross on tv and perusing the foruums

ooooh has he been allowed back on the TV then?..hair long or short this time?

hope you are having a nice 'gander' x

shortish hair - hes been back on a while??? - darcy wotsit is on - shes quite watchable "

ahh no tv you see..darcy bushell ??the dancer? very watchable xx

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Good evening. I am currently being a grumpy git. I am cold and tired. Missing the Mexican heat (but not the rain or wind) and endless supply of sex on the beach. I can't sleep (jet lag?)

Anyway, I am hoping this pork pie will cheer me up.

Tell us more of your Mexican experiences...you'll feel good at the memory, and I'll forget about my enforced chastity "

Enforced chastity?

Mexico was epic despite the rain and mosquitos. It's a beautiful place. Curious as to why everyone got out of the pool every time it rained. They were already wet. Rain and 85 - 90 degrees is kind of an odd sensation though.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Evening Suzy, just shutting up and cleaning down the bar, served a lot of thirsty fabbers tonight

And I must say a fab job done

Ahh thank you, I hope you enjoyed your tonic

Enjoyed the woman serving it better "

Oi, I saw her first!!! Me & you out in the car park now

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Good evening. I am currently being a grumpy git. I am cold and tired. Missing the Mexican heat (but not the rain or wind) and endless supply of sex on the beach. I can't sleep (jet lag?)

Anyway, I am hoping this pork pie will cheer me up.

Come to Jaydees next weekend I'll cheer you up "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi Suzy, just about to make some sort of curry noodle concoction as ma belly thinks ma throat's been cut

oooh the pot noodley kind?..im starving havent eaten yet...

POT NOODLE! are you kidding woman

Got the wok out and am experimenting "

good man hate pot noodle meself..i got mash/chese mushroom/ onion all chopped and mashed up with ketchup going on the back of some toast..its under the grill now..yum...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"watching jonathon ross on tv and perusing the foruums

ooooh has he been allowed back on the TV then?..hair long or short this time?

hope you are having a nice 'gander' x

shortish hair - hes been back on a while??? - darcy wotsit is on - shes quite watchable

ahh no tv you see..darcy bushell ??the dancer? very watchable xx"

yes the dancer - love the way she speaks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nighty night good people of Fab-dom.

I'm in a taxi with my lady friend enroute to hers and the night is young even if I'm not "

Dan you ol dog Enjoy and be safe!

As in.. don't pull your back out

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Good evening. I am currently being a grumpy git. I am cold and tired. Missing the Mexican heat (but not the rain or wind) and endless supply of sex on the beach. I can't sleep (jet lag?)

Anyway, I am hoping this pork pie will cheer me up.

awwww dont be grumpy - we are heading your way in a few weeks - let me know if you fancy a coffee in the daytime whilst hes busy "

Will do. That's sounds kind of nice.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Good evening. I am currently being a grumpy git. I am cold and tired. Missing the Mexican heat (but not the rain or wind) and endless supply of sex on the beach. I can't sleep (jet lag?)

Anyway, I am hoping this pork pie will cheer me up. "

oh my goodness hello gorgeous..are you back??..big big hugs and a smooch..am i going to see your fab tan next week? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening. I am currently being a grumpy git. I am cold and tired. Missing the Mexican heat (but not the rain or wind) and endless supply of sex on the beach. I can't sleep (jet lag?)

Anyway, I am hoping this pork pie will cheer me up.

Come to Jaydees next weekend I'll cheer you up

"

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Back from a social which didn't go that well, neither of us fancied the other

hi kinky..nice to see you, well at least he showed up right?..im sorry there wasnt the spark...hope you had a nice time out though xx

It was short and sweet but always worth it just in case "

thats the spirit xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Suzy, just shutting up and cleaning down the bar, served a lot of thirsty fabbers tonight

And I must say a fab job done

Ahh thank you, I hope you enjoyed your tonic

Enjoyed the woman serving it better

Oi, I saw her first!!! Me & you out in the car park now "

Bad move old yin. You never fight a young scotsman over his perfect perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening. I am currently being a grumpy git. I am cold and tired. Missing the Mexican heat (but not the rain or wind) and endless supply of sex on the beach. I can't sleep (jet lag?)

Anyway, I am hoping this pork pie will cheer me up.

awwww dont be grumpy - we are heading your way in a few weeks - let me know if you fancy a coffee in the daytime whilst hes busy

Will do. That's sounds kind of nice. "

great stuff - been looking for forum ladies to meet up with city centre - be nice to put bodies to words off a page over a costa

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"yay... just walkerd back from a friends house slightly d*unk yayyyyy its holiday "

hey loud..glad you had a nice time and got home safe without falling over a hedge or something..my friend did that once after going out with me..her bf wouldnt let her out with me again after that....and then they split.up..hahaha xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"

yes and all this talk of food i give up im putting some food on..right now.. 2 mins why i shove something under the grill x

Nomnomnom..."

mines nearly ready!!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Good evening. I am currently being a grumpy git. I am cold and tired. Missing the Mexican heat (but not the rain or wind) and endless supply of sex on the beach. I can't sleep (jet lag?)

Anyway, I am hoping this pork pie will cheer me up.

oh my goodness hello gorgeous..are you back??..big big hugs and a smooch..am i going to see your fab tan next week? xx "

Mwah Suzy. Yes I will be there. Tan isn't that fantastic as it rained for 6 days. Luckily we left just before the hurricane. I may have some subtle white bits though

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening Suzy.. I'm just being a nuisance as always "

god evening private..are you truble honey..if youre going to be a bad boy, be the best bad boy you can be xx

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Good evening. I am currently being a grumpy git. I am cold and tired. Missing the Mexican heat (but not the rain or wind) and endless supply of sex on the beach. I can't sleep (jet lag?)

Anyway, I am hoping this pork pie will cheer me up.

awwww dont be grumpy - we are heading your way in a few weeks - let me know if you fancy a coffee in the daytime whilst hes busy

Will do. That's sounds kind of nice.

great stuff - been looking for forum ladies to meet up with city centre - be nice to put bodies to words off a page over a costa "

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Boo! Reordering my music on my ipod, downloading a few things and trying not to fall asleep watching the rugby highlights!"

hey beautiful hope youve had a relaxing day xx been thinking of you xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I've just got into bed. "

hi vine..good evening xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Just got in, going off for a lurk..."

hi adve hope you had a nice time xx good to see you

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Nighty night good people of Fab-dom.

I'm in a taxi with my lady friend enroute to hers and the night is young even if I'm not

Thank goodness for that...

Now I can sleep.

Night all! "

night honey sweet dreams xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"evening

im eating cashew nuts chilling on sofa ignoring x factor mrs is watching

hi there coxmc love cashews..yum...

stick your headphones in x

great idea and oh hi

yes or get those ear plugs so its really really subtle and you can smile and nod occasionally ...hehehe wont notice a thing..

lol i'll nod at the wrong time and get a slap,

being on the forum is distraction enough anyway

hahaha need a mask with the eyes open on it..giggles

"

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"watching jonathon ross on tv and perusing the foruums

ooooh has he been allowed back on the TV then?..hair long or short this time?

hope you are having a nice 'gander' x

shortish hair - hes been back on a while??? - darcy wotsit is on - shes quite watchable

ahh no tv you see..darcy bushell ??the dancer? very watchable xx

yes the dancer - love the way she speaks "
i like the way she moves..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Suzy, just shutting up and cleaning down the bar, served a lot of thirsty fabbers tonight

And I must say a fab job done

Ahh thank you, I hope you enjoyed your tonic

Enjoyed the woman serving it better

Oi, I saw her first!!! Me & you out in the car park now

Bad move old yin. You never fight a young scotsman over his perfect perv "

Now now boys, there's enough room for you both to perve lol

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Good evening. I am currently being a grumpy git. I am cold and tired. Missing the Mexican heat (but not the rain or wind) and endless supply of sex on the beach. I can't sleep (jet lag?)

Anyway, I am hoping this pork pie will cheer me up.

oh my goodness hello gorgeous..are you back??..big big hugs and a smooch..am i going to see your fab tan next week? xx

Mwah Suzy. Yes I will be there. Tan isn't that fantastic as it rained for 6 days. Luckily we left just before the hurricane. I may have some subtle white bits though "

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! does a jig around my front room

whooo hoo...happy woman here xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boo! Reordering my music on my ipod, downloading a few things and trying not to fall asleep watching the rugby highlights!

Do ipods even allow that level of user control?

Either way, hail newbie - this way for the initiation "

Haha! Nice try!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying naked in our hotel room trying to set a meet up for tomorrow/today.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Evening Suzy, just shutting up and cleaning down the bar, served a lot of thirsty fabbers tonight

And I must say a fab job done

Ahh thank you, I hope you enjoyed your tonic

Enjoyed the woman serving it better

Oi, I saw her first!!! Me & you out in the car park now

Bad move old yin. You never fight a young scotsman over his perfect perv "

I was only gonna give you a Chinese burn honest

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Lying naked in our hotel room trying to set a meet up for tomorrow/today."

good evening SF and KF

hope you find what you are looking for and you have an awesome night xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Suzy, just shutting up and cleaning down the bar, served a lot of thirsty fabbers tonight

And I must say a fab job done

Ahh thank you, I hope you enjoyed your tonic

Enjoyed the woman serving it better

Oi, I saw her first!!! Me & you out in the car park now

Bad move old yin. You never fight a young scotsman over his perfect perv

Now now boys, there's enough room for you both to perve lol "

I was planning more than just a perv but I don't think I can share you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Suzy, just shutting up and cleaning down the bar, served a lot of thirsty fabbers tonight

And I must say a fab job done

Ahh thank you, I hope you enjoyed your tonic

Enjoyed the woman serving it better

Oi, I saw her first!!! Me & you out in the car park now

Bad move old yin. You never fight a young scotsman over his perfect perv

I was only gonna give you a Chinese burn honest "

I could never hurt you ace.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

just finished food...thats better...

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

ace and j..you sorted out coming to the social yet?

i was thinking about my costume today...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lying naked in our hotel room trying to set a meet up for tomorrow/today.

good evening SF and KF

hope you find what you are looking for and you have an awesome night xx"

You too.

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Having a rum and and listening to a few tunes. Thinking I should go to bed because the clocks are going forward and I'm going to miss some of my beauty sleep. and that is something I can not really afford to to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" ace and j..you sorted out coming to the social yet?

i was thinking about my costume today... "

Don't think i'll be down suzy. If it's closer next time i probably will.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Evening Suzy, just shutting up and cleaning down the bar, served a lot of thirsty fabbers tonight

And I must say a fab job done

Ahh thank you, I hope you enjoyed your tonic

Enjoyed the woman serving it better

Oi, I saw her first!!! Me & you out in the car park now

Bad move old yin. You never fight a young scotsman over his perfect perv

I was only gonna give you a Chinese burn honest

I could never hurt you ace. "

Well we'll have to see if the landlady will pull us both a pint of 90/- and we can share a bag of Dry roast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a rum and and listening to a few tunes. Thinking I should go to bed because the clocks are going forward and I'm going to miss some of my beauty sleep. and that is something I can not really afford to to "

You'll be happy to know the clocks go back., not forward.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Lying naked in our hotel room trying to set a meet up for tomorrow/today.

good evening SF and KF

hope you find what you are looking for and you have an awesome night xx

You too. "

thankyou x my plans got quoshed ..but hey ho and i got offered to go to show with my daughter in preston...typical child with flu..priority x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


" ace and j..you sorted out coming to the social yet?

i was thinking about my costume today... "

That's funny, I was thinking about you naked

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Having a rum and and listening to a few tunes. Thinking I should go to bed because the clocks are going forward and I'm going to miss some of my beauty sleep. and that is something I can not really afford to to "

they go back honey..2am becomes 1 am..so you can have another one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Suzy, just shutting up and cleaning down the bar, served a lot of thirsty fabbers tonight

And I must say a fab job done

Ahh thank you, I hope you enjoyed your tonic

Enjoyed the woman serving it better

Oi, I saw her first!!! Me & you out in the car park now

Bad move old yin. You never fight a young scotsman over his perfect perv

I was only gonna give you a Chinese burn honest

I could never hurt you ace.

Well we'll have to see if the landlady will pull us both a pint of 90/- and we can share a bag of Dry roast "

Sounds good but I don't drink

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


" ace and j..you sorted out coming to the social yet?

i was thinking about my costume today...

Don't think i'll be down suzy. If it's closer next time i probably will. "

closer to what? hehe

booooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" ace and j..you sorted out coming to the social yet?

i was thinking about my costume today...

Don't think i'll be down suzy. If it's closer next time i probably will.

closer to what? hehe

booooooo"

Closer to me and oh shit you scared me

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Good morning x "

good evening (not morning till 4 when the morning thread starts...youll shatter our illusions) welcome to nocturnal...how are you? x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Good evening x "

Fixed that for you

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


" ace and j..you sorted out coming to the social yet?

i was thinking about my costume today...

That's funny, I was thinking about you naked "

that me like an hour after ive arrived..the hot tub has a crazy pull on me..so bring your towel;)

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

do* rum is working

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


" ace and j..you sorted out coming to the social yet?

i was thinking about my costume today...

Don't think i'll be down suzy. If it's closer next time i probably will.

closer to what? hehe

booooooo

Closer to me and oh shit you scared me "

i was boooing cos you werent going to make it.. a BOO! is to frighten you...hehe

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Good evening x

Fixed that for you "

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"do* rum is working "

da do rum rum rum, da do rum rum...hehehe theres a song in there somwhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" ace and j..you sorted out coming to the social yet?

i was thinking about my costume today...

Don't think i'll be down suzy. If it's closer next time i probably will.

closer to what? hehe

booooooo

Closer to me and oh shit you scared me

i was boooing cos you werent going to make it.. a BOO! is to frighten you...hehe "

I told you suzy adopt me or get someone down to south to take me in

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Evening Suzy, just shutting up and cleaning down the bar, served a lot of thirsty fabbers tonight

And I must say a fab job done

Ahh thank you, I hope you enjoyed your tonic

Enjoyed the woman serving it better

Oi, I saw her first!!! Me & you out in the car park now

Bad move old yin. You never fight a young scotsman over his perfect perv

I was only gonna give you a Chinese burn honest

I could never hurt you ace.

Well we'll have to see if the landlady will pull us both a pint of 90/- and we can share a bag of Dry roast

Sounds good but I don't drink "

Thatsh ookayy, i'lll, ave yoursh then hic

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

ok comedy gold on the forums again..just seen the thread 'name your cock'..so funny the guys are really getting into it...i cant believe they are so 'engrossed' in it..hahahahahaha

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


" ace and j..you sorted out coming to the social yet?

i was thinking about my costume today...

Don't think i'll be down suzy. If it's closer next time i probably will.

closer to what? hehe

booooooo

Closer to me and oh shit you scared me

i was boooing cos you werent going to make it.. a BOO! is to frighten you...hehe

I told you suzy adopt me or get someone down to south to take me in "

youd be loads of trouble ive got two older than you as it is

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening Suzy, just shutting up and cleaning down the bar, served a lot of thirsty fabbers tonight

And I must say a fab job done

Ahh thank you, I hope you enjoyed your tonic

Enjoyed the woman serving it better

Oi, I saw her first!!! Me & you out in the car park now

Bad move old yin. You never fight a young scotsman over his perfect perv

I was only gonna give you a Chinese burn honest

I could never hurt you ace.

Well we'll have to see if the landlady will pull us both a pint of 90/- and we can share a bag of Dry roast

Sounds good but I don't drink

Thatsh ookayy, i'lll, ave yoursh then hic "

hehe how are you ace? xx hows your weekend going? xx

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over a year ago


" ace and j..you sorted out coming to the social yet?

i was thinking about my costume today...

Don't think i'll be down suzy. If it's closer next time i probably will.

closer to what? hehe

booooooo

Closer to me and oh shit you scared me

i was boooing cos you werent going to make it.. a BOO! is to frighten you...hehe

I told you suzy adopt me or get someone down to south to take me in

youd be loads of trouble ive got two older than you as it is "

Trouble? pfft i'm an angel A bed, water and fantasy81 and i'm taken care of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all just browsing

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


" ace and j..you sorted out coming to the social yet?

i was thinking about my costume today...

Don't think i'll be down suzy. If it's closer next time i probably will.

closer to what? hehe

booooooo

Closer to me and oh shit you scared me

i was boooing cos you werent going to make it.. a BOO! is to frighten you...hehe

I told you suzy adopt me or get someone down to south to take me in

youd be loads of trouble ive got two older than you as it is

Trouble? pfft i'm an angel A bed, water and fantasy81 and i'm taken care of"

why dont you ask her to adopt you?.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi all just browsing"

hi lovely, how are you?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"do* rum is working

da do rum rum rum, da do rum rum...hehehe theres a song in there somwhere "

It's RUN, ya blinkin' alchy

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"do* rum is working

da do rum rum rum, da do rum rum...hehehe theres a song in there somwhere

It's RUN, ya blinkin' alchy "

heheheehe hey she was drinking rum...i felt it was apt..its called creative licence xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Trouble? pfft i'm an angel A bed, water and fantasy81 and i'm taken care of

why dont you ask her to adopt you?. "

I thought Voddy was "taking care" of him

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Trouble? pfft i'm an angel A bed, water and fantasy81 and i'm taken care of

why dont you ask her to adopt you?.

I thought Voddy was "taking care" of him "
is she going to bring him to the social then?

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over a year ago


"Trouble? pfft i'm an angel A bed, water and fantasy81 and i'm taken care of

why dont you ask her to adopt you?.

I thought Voddy was "taking care" of him "

Voddy or fantasy can take me in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all, bit pissed so just passing by

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hello all, bit pissed so just passing by "

hey london guy.. we dont mind, did you have a laugh?..nice to see you..good evening

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Has Dan got to first base then ya reckon

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over a year ago


"Hello all, bit pissed so just passing by

hey london guy.. we dont mind, did you have a laugh?..nice to see you..good evening "

It was, isn't over yet as there is a Nov nightcap on its way

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Has Dan got to first base then ya reckon "

quite honestly i dont think about it Ace

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hello all, bit pissed so just passing by

hey london guy.. we dont mind, did you have a laugh?..nice to see you..good evening

It was, isn't over yet as there is a Nov nightcap on its way "

just a tipple?

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over a year ago


"Hello all, bit pissed so just passing by

hey london guy.. we dont mind, did you have a laugh?..nice to see you..good evening

It was, isn't over yet as there is a Nov nightcap on its way

just a tipple?"

I hope my Nov typo AKA nice is as much as yours is with the T changed to N and then some

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hello all, bit pissed so just passing by

hey london guy.. we dont mind, did you have a laugh?..nice to see you..good evening

It was, isn't over yet as there is a Nov nightcap on its way

just a tipple?

I hope my Nov typo AKA nice is as much as yours is with the T changed to N and then some "

giggles

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Has Dan got to first base then ya reckon

quite honestly i dont think about it Ace "

Well that'cool, cos I know you're all sweet and innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi gang. Just got home from a night out. Landlord doing his usual trying to trick me into confessing about myself

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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HELP, ma pc is playing mind games with me

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Has Dan got to first base then ya reckon

quite honestly i dont think about it Ace

Well that'cool, cos I know you're all sweet and innocent "

i know all my friends and lovers get up to all sorts, im not really a pondering on them kind of person..for example i was supposed to be going to club tonight to meet someone..i know he has still gone..he will play.. threres no doubt to that..do i think about that..no cos its not my business, hes entitled to have a god time..same as i dont think hell be thinking about me next weekend...am i weird then?

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi gang. Just got home from a night out. Landlord doing his usual trying to trick me into confessing about myself "

hey lovely, nice to see you, you having such a good week im so pleased for you xx

haha, why does he want to know? xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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HELP, ma pc is playing mind games with me

Honestly, it is. I can't get to the newest page and everybody only posted just this minute on this thread

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Is anyone still there

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Please, someone talk to me, I'm lonely here

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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There's cake, biscuits & everything here. I even put the heating on, it's real cosy y'know

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Hang on a minute, I think I know what's going on here

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Only 5 minutes to go, tick tock, very bloody funny ha ha

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Might as well have stopped here, at least there's some nibbles, wine and the fire's still on

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