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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The bar is still open for business tonight, whats everyone's tipple tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large glass of vodka an and a shot of Sambuca while I wait

thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bar is still open for business tonight, whats everyone's tipple tonight

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does the bar do hugs ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bar is still open for business tonight, whats everyone's tipple tonight

running two bars i see!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A large glass of vodka an and a shot of Sambuca while I wait

thanks

Original, raspberry or another flavour sambuca? Large vodka coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The bar is still open for business tonight, whats everyone's tipple tonight

does the bar do hugs ??"

Hugs are definitely available, big one here for you Miss Watson

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The bar is still open for business tonight, whats everyone's tipple tonight

running two bars i see!"

Its hard work, the first was so busy u had to come here instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No contest courvoisier and with lots of ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are on lovely Tom Collins cocktails.... And getting quite d*unk!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... Yes a chilled glass would be fine ( Oh the connotations of that one!!)... For the IPA!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd like a Manhattan please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No contest courvoisier and with lots of ice"

Hmm nice choice, large I presume?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A large glass of vodka an and a shot of Sambuca while I wait

thanks

Original, raspberry or another flavour sambuca? Large vodka coming up

Its Saturday give me one of each

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cranberry juice with a Trevor McDonald chaser

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We are on lovely Tom Collins cocktails.... And getting quite d*unk!!!

Sounds good, hopefully your habing fun too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuppa and piece of chocolate cake (warm) with cream please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bar is still open for business tonight, whats everyone's tipple tonight

running two bars i see!

Its hard work, the first was so busy u had to come here instead

The sexy owner left so there wasn't much pint hanging around. It was full of weird sexual perverts. I think they might be swingers or something

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... Yes a chilled glass would be fine ( Oh the connotations of that one!!)... For the IPA!

Certainly Mr Polar Bear, I like it chilled myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a Manhattan please. "
of course, I'll get that now for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A large glass of vodka an and a shot of Sambuca while I wait

thanks

Original, raspberry or another flavour sambuca? Large vodka coming up

Its Saturday give me one of each

I love your thinking, raspberry is my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another tonic water

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cuppa and piece of chocolate cake (warm) with cream please xx "

Milk and sugar? Yummy cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just found hubby upstairs,could I have a bottle of bubbly please,and two more cues for your pool table please,we do like a game of doubles,and thanks for the ladder I won't need it anymore

oh and some salted nuts please.

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The bar is still open for business tonight, whats everyone's tipple tonight

running two bars i see!

Its hard work, the first was so busy u had to come here instead

The sexy owner left so there wasn't much pint hanging around. It was full of weird sexual perverts. I think they might be swingers or something"

I know, so strange. I think the owner may have run off with a swinger or too lol

but here we are now, so lets make the most of it! Another drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another tonic water

Of course, and a flirt jamezz?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get bottle of vodka and pickled gherkins please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bar is still open for business tonight, whats everyone's tipple tonight

running two bars i see!

Its hard work, the first was so busy u had to come here instead

The sexy owner left so there wasn't much pint hanging around. It was full of weird sexual perverts. I think they might be swingers or something

I know, so strange. I think the owner may have run off with a swinger or too lol

but here we are now, so lets make the most of it! Another drink

I insist that you have one on me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just found hubby upstairs,could I have a bottle of bubbly please,and two more cues for your pool table please,we do like a game of doubles,and thanks for the ladder I won't need it anymore

oh and some salted nuts please.

Thankyou

Ooh bubbly, always gets me going

extra cues are here, and nuts, on their way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The bar is still open for business tonight, whats everyone's tipple tonight

running two bars i see!

Its hard work, the first was so busy u had to come here instead

The sexy owner left so there wasn't much pint hanging around. It was full of weird sexual perverts. I think they might be swingers or something

I know, so strange. I think the owner may have run off with a swinger or too lol

but here we are now, so lets make the most of it! Another drink

I insist that you have one on me"

Ahh thank you, a glass of red will be lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I get bottle of vodka and pickled gherkins please "

Just the vodka, no mixer? Would you like any crisps to go with the gerkins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've over indulged the Koppaberg this evening I'm feeling somewhat tipsy....fuck it Jager time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently laid naked in bed with a whisky

Quite nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've over indulged the Koppaberg this evening I'm feeling somewhat tipsy....fuck it Jager time

Eww Jager, straight or a bomb?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Currently laid naked in bed with a whisky

Quite nice"

Ooh

which whisky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another tonic water

Of course, and a flirt jamezz?

With soneone with a bum like yours how could I not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another tonic water

Of course, and a flirt jamezz?

With soneone with a bum like yours how could I not

Ahh you flatter me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love a JD and cherry please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just found hubby upstairs,could I have a bottle of bubbly please,and two more cues for your pool table please,we do like a game of doubles,and thanks for the ladder I won't need it anymore

oh and some salted nuts please.

Thankyou

Ooh bubbly, always gets me going

extra cues are here, and nuts, on their way "
many thanks,it's a very nice touch having those cosy rooms upstairs by the way,I met a lovely couple up there with hubby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id love a JD and cherry please

Large with ice? Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just found hubby upstairs,could I have a bottle of bubbly please,and two more cues for your pool table please,we do like a game of doubles,and thanks for the ladder I won't need it anymore

oh and some salted nuts please.

Thankyou

Ooh bubbly, always gets me going

extra cues are here, and nuts, on their way many thanks,it's a very nice touch having those cosy rooms upstairs by the way,I met a lovely couple up there with hubby

Ah well that sounds like there will be a Fabulous night ahead, if you need another bottle of bubbly do let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id love a JD and cherry please

Large with ice? Coming right up

Offcourse thank you very much x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get bottle of vodka and pickled gherkins please

Just the vodka, no mixer? Would you like any crisps to go with the gerkins?"

No thank you just vodka and gherkins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id love a JD and cherry please

Large with ice? Coming right up

Offcourse thank you very much x "

Your more than welcome, do enjoy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I get bottle of vodka and pickled gherkins please

Just the vodka, no mixer? Would you like any crisps to go with the gerkins?

No thank you just vodka and gherkins

Simple tastes, I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy your drinks!!! Night everybody

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Enjoy your drinks!!! Night everybody

Sleep well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feeling loads better!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another tonic water

Of course, and a flirt jamezz?

With soneone with a bum like yours how could I not

Ahh you flatter me

Still waiting on the bar to close to do more than just flatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crisp you say, Have you got any pickled onion monster munch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get bottle of vodka and pickled gherkins please

Just the vodka, no mixer? Would you like any crisps to go with the gerkins?

No thank you just vodka and gherkins

Simple tastes, I like that

Yes. This boy knows what he wants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Feeling loads better!!"

Good, I see you found a lovely group of people to cheer you up. Another drink?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crisp you say, Have you got any pickled onion monster munch

I'm sure i can dig up a bag for you yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I get bottle of vodka and pickled gherkins please

Just the vodka, no mixer? Would you like any crisps to go with the gerkins?

No thank you just vodka and gherkins

Simple tastes, I like that

Yes. This boy knows what he wants "

Oh really, thats a good thing in life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another tonic water

Of course, and a flirt jamezz?

With soneone with a bum like yours how could I not

Ahh you flatter me

Still waiting on the bar to close to do more than just flatter

I'm going red now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another tonic water

Of course, and a flirt jamezz?

With soneone with a bum like yours how could I not

Ahh you flatter me

Still waiting on the bar to close to do more than just flatter

I'm going red now

Your face wont be the only part of you going red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello could I have four more slippery tipples please,and two more pillows in no 69 please,if it's not to much trouble please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feeling loads better!!

Good, I see you found a lovely group of people to cheer you up. Another drink?

Oh yes I'll

Have a jäger bomb please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Hello could I have four more slippery tipples please,and two more pillows in no 69 please,if it's not to much trouble please.

Its no trouble at all, I shall bring them up to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another tonic water

Of course, and a flirt jamezz?

With soneone with a bum like yours how could I not

Ahh you flatter me

Still waiting on the bar to close to do more than just flatter

I'm going red now

Your face wont be the only part of you going red

Oh really, what else will be

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By *athylacyTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Bottle of good Rose and two (or more) straws xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Feeling loads better!!

Good, I see you found a lovely group of people to cheer you up. Another drink?

Oh yes I'll

Have a jäger bomb please"

Of course, 2nd one I've served tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottle of good Rose and two (or more) straws xx"

It can come with as many straws as you wish

I'll put the box on the bar for yoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any nuts in the bar !?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another tonic water

Of course, and a flirt jamezz?

With soneone with a bum like yours how could I not

Ahh you flatter me

Still waiting on the bar to close to do more than just flatter

I'm going red now

Your face wont be the only part of you going red

Oh really, what else will be

Take of your age filter and you can find out. I'd like to keep the forum's pure...ish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any nuts in the bar !?"

Plenty, I'm completely nuts lol

any particular flavour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gd night bartender,it's been a pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another tonic water

Of course, and a flirt jamezz?

With soneone with a bum like yours how could I not

Ahh you flatter me

Still waiting on the bar to close to do more than just flatter

I'm going red now

Your face wont be the only part of you going red

Oh really, what else will be

Take of your age filter and you can find out. I'd like to keep the forum's pure...ish

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Its the age filter, the sex filter and im sure a couple of others lol

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Could I have a cocktail plz more cock than tail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another Sambuca over here, Just leave the bottle it's going to be a long night, And as I cant drive home anyone got a spare room for the night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gd night bartender,it's been a pleasure

Good night, hope you get some sleep tonight

Hope to see you again soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another Sambuca over here, Just leave the bottle it's going to be a long night, And as I cant drive home anyone got a spare room for the night

What flavour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any nuts in the bar !?

Plenty, I'm completely nuts lol

any particular flavour?"
just salted don't like hot stuff on my nuts !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another Sambuca over here, Just leave the bottle it's going to be a long night, And as I cant drive home anyone got a spare room for the night

Rooms are available upstairs yes, sambuca on tap, definitely a long night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any nuts in the bar !?

Plenty, I'm completely nuts lol

any particular flavour? just salted don't like hot stuff on my nuts !"

No hot stuff on your nuts? What about elsewhere lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another Sambuca over here, Just leave the bottle it's going to be a long night, And as I cant drive home anyone got a spare room for the night

What flavour?"

A hot sexy blonde

Oh you mean the Sambuca leave all the bottles so I can mix it up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have a cocktail plz more cock than tail"

Definitely Voddy one nuce Cocktail coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gd night bartender,it's been a pleasure

Good night, hope you get some sleep tonight

Hope to see you again soon

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of course

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have a cocktail plz more cock than tail"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another Sambuca over here, Just leave the bottle it's going to be a long night, And as I cant drive home anyone got a spare room for the night

What flavour?

A hot sexy blonde

Oh you mean the Sambuca leave all the bottles so I can mix it up

I believe we were having original, raspberry, maybe a bit of chili flavour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

Most certainly Ace, any bar snacks to go with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any nuts in the bar !?

Plenty, I'm completely nuts lol

any particular flavour? just salted don't like hot stuff on my nuts !

No hot stuff on your nuts? What about elsewhere lol

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oh yes doubt I have to tell you where

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Can I just have a coffee with a dribble of baileys in it please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any nuts in the bar !?

Plenty, I'm completely nuts lol

any particular flavour? just salted don't like hot stuff on my nuts !

No hot stuff on your nuts? What about elsewhere lol

oh yes doubt I have to tell you where

Im just the innocent barmaid, I have no idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've over indulged the Koppaberg this evening I'm feeling somewhat tipsy....fuck it Jager time

Eww Jager, straight or a bomb?"

Four shots in a pint glass of

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I just have a coffee with a dribble of baileys in it please?

Of course, best way to have coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another tonic water

Of course, and a flirt jamezz?

With soneone with a bum like yours how could I not

Ahh you flatter me

Still waiting on the bar to close to do more than just flatter

I'm going red now

Your face wont be the only part of you going red

Oh really, what else will be

Take of your age filter and you can find out. I'd like to keep the forum's pure...ish

Its the age filter, the sex filter and im sure a couple of others lol

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Hmm can't tell you in forums or msg guess I have to garb the coat and car keys and tell you personally

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've over indulged the Koppaberg this evening I'm feeling somewhat tipsy....fuck it Jager time

Eww Jager, straight or a bomb?

Four shots in a pint glass of

Definitely on it tonight Dan, can tell someone is on holiday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another tonic water

Of course, and a flirt jamezz?

With soneone with a bum like yours how could I not

Ahh you flatter me

Still waiting on the bar to close to do more than just flatter

I'm going red now

Your face wont be the only part of you going red

Oh really, what else will be

Take of your age filter and you can find out. I'd like to keep the forum's pure...ish

Its the age filter, the sex filter and im sure a couple of others lol

Hmm can't tell you in forums or msg guess I have to garb the coat and car keys and tell you personally

Haha, long drive, but I suppose im worth it

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By *r m4ddenMan
over a year ago

bury

I guess the bar is shut would like a james and son on the rocks please with some pork scratchings if anyone is serving

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

Most certainly Ace, any bar snacks to go with it?"

Mmmmm, I can see something I quite fancy a nibble on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I guess the bar is shut would like a james and son on the rocks please with some pork scratchings if anyone is serving

Im herr, jameson's coming up, a large measure? Porking scratching yes certainly sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

Most certainly Ace, any bar snacks to go with it?

Mmmmm, I can see something I quite fancy a nibble on

And what is that Sir?

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over a year ago

"I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

Most certainly Ace, any bar snacks to go with it?

Mmmmm, I can see something I quite fancy a nibble on

And what is that Sir?

that is one hell of a profile picture!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Can I just have a coffee with a dribble of baileys in it please?

Of course, best way to have coffee

Of course now I've actually thought about it I do actually want one!

*drags arse out of chair*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

Most certainly Ace, any bar snacks to go with it?

Mmmmm, I can see something I quite fancy a nibble on

And what is that Sir?

that is one hell of a profile picture!

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which mine? Thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

Most certainly Ace, any bar snacks to go with it?

Mmmmm, I can see something I quite fancy a nibble on

And what is that Sir?

that is one hell of a profile picture!

which mine? Thank you very much

it is a shame i am only allowed to press the fab button once!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I just have a coffee with a dribble of baileys in it please?

Of course, best way to have coffee

Of course now I've actually thought about it I do actually want one!

*drags arse out of chair*"

Always the way isn't it, do enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

Most certainly Ace, any bar snacks to go with it?

Mmmmm, I can see something I quite fancy a nibble on

And what is that Sir?

that is one hell of a profile picture!

which mine? Thank you very much

it is a shame i am only allowed to press the fab button once! "

Ah very kind of you for doing so even once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any nuts in the bar !?

Plenty, I'm completely nuts lol

any particular flavour? just salted don't like hot stuff on my nuts !

No hot stuff on your nuts? What about elsewhere lol

oh yes doubt I have to tell you where

I used to have a very adventurous barmaid when I had a pub..came in very handy at this time of night.. Oh the days of the pool table! I best shut up n pull me a carlsberg??

Im just the innocent barmaid, I have no idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any nuts in the bar !?

Plenty, I'm completely nuts lol

any particular flavour? just salted don't like hot stuff on my nuts !

No hot stuff on your nuts? What about elsewhere lol

oh yes doubt I have to tell you where

I used to have a very adventurous barmaid when I had a pub..came in very handy at this time of night.. Oh the days of the pool table! I best shut up n pull me a carlsberg??

Im just the innocent barmaid, I have no idea

Carlsberg coming up! Personally I've never been too fond of the pool table, the bar top does just fine lol

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over a year ago

"I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

Most certainly Ace, any bar snacks to go with it?

Mmmmm, I can see something I quite fancy a nibble on

And what is that Sir?

that is one hell of a profile picture!

which mine? Thank you very much

it is a shame i am only allowed to press the fab button once!

Ah very kind of you for doing so even once

my pleasure - can i get you another drink?

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over a year ago

"I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

Most certainly Ace, any bar snacks to go with it?

Mmmmm, I can see something I quite fancy a nibble on

And what is that Sir?

that is one hell of a profile picture!

which mine? Thank you very much

it is a shame i am only allowed to press the fab button once!

Ah very kind of you for doing so even once

my pleasure - can i get you another drink? "

Are you trying to get the barmaid tipsy? I'll have a dark rum and thanks

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over a year ago

"Any nuts in the bar !?

Plenty, I'm completely nuts lol

any particular flavour? just salted don't like hot stuff on my nuts !

No hot stuff on your nuts? What about elsewhere lol

oh yes doubt I have to tell you where

I used to have a very adventurous barmaid when I had a pub..came in very handy at this time of night.. Oh the days of the pool table! I best shut up n pull me a carlsberg??

Im just the innocent barmaid, I have no idea

Carlsberg coming up! Personally I've never been too fond of the pool table, the bar top does just fine lol

"
bent over the table is good for assuming the position..good for a spanking .. Must say you have a nice bum

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

Most certainly Ace, any bar snacks to go with it?

Mmmmm, I can see something I quite fancy a nibble on

And what is that Sir?

"
Well there's a couple of things actually, can't decide which one to get my lips round flirt, err I mean first

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over a year ago

"Any nuts in the bar !?

Plenty, I'm completely nuts lol

any particular flavour? just salted don't like hot stuff on my nuts !

No hot stuff on your nuts? What about elsewhere lol

oh yes doubt I have to tell you where

I used to have a very adventurous barmaid when I had a pub..came in very handy at this time of night.. Oh the days of the pool table! I best shut up n pull me a carlsberg??

Im just the innocent barmaid, I have no idea

Carlsberg coming up! Personally I've never been too fond of the pool table, the bar top does just fine lol

bent over the table is good for assuming the position..good for a spanking .. Must say you have a nice bum

Thank you very much, very kind of you to say so

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over a year ago

The room is lovely thankyou,I forgot to get some ice on the way up,could I have a glass of ice if you have some spare please?

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over a year ago

"I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

Most certainly Ace, any bar snacks to go with it?

Mmmmm, I can see something I quite fancy a nibble on

And what is that Sir?

Well there's a couple of things actually, can't decide which one to get my lips round flirt, err I mean first

Haha, fair enough

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over a year ago

"The room is lovely thankyou,I forgot to get some ice on the way up,could I have a glass of ice if you have some spare please?

Most certainly, I'll get that now, very glad you are having an enjoyable evening

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over a year ago

Sorry, i missread the sign and thought the bra was open.

I'll get my coat.

Taxi!

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over a year ago

"The room is lovely thankyou,I forgot to get some ice on the way up,could I have a glass of ice if you have some spare please?

Most certainly, I'll get that now, very glad you are having an enjoyable evening

"
thankyou see you guys soon

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over a year ago

"Sorry, i missread the sign and thought the bra was open.

I'll get my coat.

Taxi!"

Lol, well it is in my profile picture. Would you like a drink before your taxi arrives?

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over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/10/15 23:15:28]

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over a year ago

"Any nuts in the bar !?

Plenty, I'm completely nuts lol

any particular flavour? just salted don't like hot stuff on my nuts !

No hot stuff on your nuts? What about elsewhere lol

oh yes doubt I have to tell you where

I used to have a very adventurous barmaid when I had a pub..came in very handy at this time of night.. Oh the days of the pool table! I best shut up n pull me a carlsberg??

Im just the innocent barmaid, I have no idea

Carlsberg coming up! Personally I've never been too fond of the pool table, the bar top does just fine lol

bent over the table is good for assuming the position..good for a spanking .. Must say you have a nice bum

Thank you very much, very kind of you to say so

"
will have some more nuts while you finish your shift .. Waits to spank you

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over a year ago

Argh! Slow phone and sausage fingers deleating messages!

Pint of best please barkeep.

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over a year ago

"Any nuts in the bar !?

Plenty, I'm completely nuts lol

any particular flavour? just salted don't like hot stuff on my nuts !

No hot stuff on your nuts? What about elsewhere lol

oh yes doubt I have to tell you where

I used to have a very adventurous barmaid when I had a pub..came in very handy at this time of night.. Oh the days of the pool table! I best shut up n pull me a carlsberg??

Im just the innocent barmaid, I have no idea

Carlsberg coming up! Personally I've never been too fond of the pool table, the bar top does just fine lol

bent over the table is good for assuming the position..good for a spanking .. Must say you have a nice bum

Thank you very much, very kind of you to say so

will have some more nuts while you finish your shift .. Waits to spank you

More nuts coming right up for you

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over a year ago

"Argh! Slow phone and sausage fingers deleating messages!

Pint of best please barkeep. "

Certainly not a problem at all

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over a year ago

"I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

Most certainly Ace, any bar snacks to go with it?

Mmmmm, I can see something I quite fancy a nibble on

And what is that Sir?

that is one hell of a profile picture!

which mine? Thank you very much

it is a shame i am only allowed to press the fab button once!

Ah very kind of you for doing so even once

my pleasure - can i get you another drink?

Are you trying to get the barmaid tipsy? I'll have a dark rum and thanks

yes, yes i am

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over a year ago

Keep drinking people, keeps us in the lifestyle we're accustomed to

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over a year ago

Does the bar do coffee?(Had One tooooo many daiquiris last night)...

... In fact, make mine a daiquiri.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick and a pack of ready salted on the go plz... and re heat steak for 01:30

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over a year ago

Havana club especial and Diet Coke for me

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over a year ago

"Quick and a pack of ready salted on the go plz... and re heat steak for 01:30

Hard at work tonight Marmite, steak is still there for you when your ready. Coke and crisps are here

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over a year ago

"I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

Most certainly Ace, any bar snacks to go with it?

Mmmmm, I can see something I quite fancy a nibble on

And what is that Sir?

that is one hell of a profile picture!

which mine? Thank you very much

it is a shame i am only allowed to press the fab button once!

Ah very kind of you for doing so even once

my pleasure - can i get you another drink?

Are you trying to get the barmaid tipsy? I'll have a dark rum and thanks

yes, yes i am

x "

Haha, fair enough

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over a year ago

Guzzles and a big burp!

See you in a few hours for dinner

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over a year ago

"I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

Most certainly Ace, any bar snacks to go with it?

Mmmmm, I can see something I quite fancy a nibble on

And what is that Sir?

that is one hell of a profile picture!

which mine? Thank you very much

it is a shame i am only allowed to press the fab button once!

Ah very kind of you for doing so even once

my pleasure - can i get you another drink?

Are you trying to get the barmaid tipsy? I'll have a dark rum and thanks

yes, yes i am

Haha, fair enough"

tbh i understand there are rooms available so..........

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Slide me over a J&B with ice, please.. It's that time of night!

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

Just had to look back at the bum pic in thongs before heading out the door.....

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over a year ago

"Does the bar do coffee?(Had One tooooo many daiquiris last night)...

... In fact, make mine a daiquiri.

I wonder if one could make a coffee daiquiri?

But a normal one coming up fir the gentleman now

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over a year ago

"Havana club especial and Diet Coke for me

Certainly, large one?

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over a year ago

"Any nuts in the bar !?

Plenty, I'm completely nuts lol

any particular flavour? just salted don't like hot stuff on my nuts !

No hot stuff on your nuts? What about elsewhere lol

oh yes doubt I have to tell you where

I used to have a very adventurous barmaid when I had a pub..came in very handy at this time of night.. Oh the days of the pool table! I best shut up n pull me a carlsberg??

Im just the innocent barmaid, I have no idea

Carlsberg coming up! Personally I've never been too fond of the pool table, the bar top does just fine lol

bent over the table is good for assuming the position..good for a spanking .. Must say you have a nice bum

Thank you very much, very kind of you to say so

will have some more nuts while you finish your shift .. Waits to spank you

More nuts coming right up for you "
can you shake them for me...

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over a year ago

"Guzzles and a big burp!

See you in a few hours for dinner

See you soob Marmite

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over a year ago

"Havana club especial and Diet Coke for me

Certainly, large one?

Ooh go on then

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over a year ago

"Slide me over a J&B with ice, please.. It's that time of night!"

Its in its way to you

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over a year ago

"Havana club especial and Diet Coke for me

Certainly, large one?

Ooh go on then

Excellent, pouring it now

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over a year ago

"Any nuts in the bar !?

Plenty, I'm completely nuts lol

any particular flavour? just salted don't like hot stuff on my nuts !

No hot stuff on your nuts? What about elsewhere lol

oh yes doubt I have to tell you where

I used to have a very adventurous barmaid when I had a pub..came in very handy at this time of night.. Oh the days of the pool table! I best shut up n pull me a carlsberg??

Im just the innocent barmaid, I have no idea

Carlsberg coming up! Personally I've never been too fond of the pool table, the bar top does just fine lol

bent over the table is good for assuming the position..good for a spanking .. Must say you have a nice bum

Thank you very much, very kind of you to say so

will have some more nuts while you finish your shift .. Waits to spank you

More nuts coming right up for you "
can you shake them for me...

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over a year ago

"I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

Most certainly Ace, any bar snacks to go with it?

Mmmmm, I can see something I quite fancy a nibble on

And what is that Sir?

that is one hell of a profile picture!

which mine? Thank you very much

it is a shame i am only allowed to press the fab button once!

Ah very kind of you for doing so even once

my pleasure - can i get you another drink?

Are you trying to get the barmaid tipsy? I'll have a dark rum and thanks

yes, yes i am

Haha, fair enough

tbh i understand there are rooms available so..........

Therr are rooms available in the lounge hotel but unfortunately I will be going home myself tonight

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over a year ago

*peeks in to see if she finished yet*

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over a year ago

"Any nuts in the bar !?

Plenty, I'm completely nuts lol

any particular flavour? just salted don't like hot stuff on my nuts !

No hot stuff on your nuts? What about elsewhere lol

oh yes doubt I have to tell you where

I used to have a very adventurous barmaid when I had a pub..came in very handy at this time of night.. Oh the days of the pool table! I best shut up n pull me a carlsberg??

Im just the innocent barmaid, I have no idea

Carlsberg coming up! Personally I've never been too fond of the pool table, the bar top does just fine lol

bent over the table is good for assuming the position..good for a spanking .. Must say you have a nice bum

Thank you very much, very kind of you to say so

will have some more nuts while you finish your shift .. Waits to spank you

More nuts coming right up for you can you shake them for me..."

Im not really a nuts kind of girl lol

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over a year ago

"*peeks in to see if she finished yet*"

Still here jamezz hard at work

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over a year ago

"*peeks in to see if she finished yet*

Still here jamezz hard at work

well i'm not at work nut I am hard

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over a year ago

Fantasy.... your next job after barmaid, hostess on my minibus serving coffee and biscuits

one rule, wear your thong and show your bum off

Another quick plz

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over a year ago

"*peeks in to see if she finished yet*

Still here jamezz hard at work

well i'm not at work nut I am hard

Haha, are you now

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over a year ago

"Fantasy.... your next job after barmaid, hostess on my minibus serving coffee and biscuits

one rule, wear your thong and show your bum off

Another quick plz

I can do the , I get travel sick so not so sure about the minibus though

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over a year ago

Gulps .... I havr a cure for your sickness

runs out the door to pick last of pissed customers up.... cya in 90 mins for steak

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over a year ago

"*peeks in to see if she finished yet*

Still here jamezz hard at work

well i'm not at work nut I am hard

Haha, are you now

I was hoping youd be d*unk enough to toss you over my shoulder and carry you away

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over a year ago

"Gulps .... I havr a cure for your sickness

runs out the door to pick last of pissed customers up.... cya in 90 mins for steak "

Enjoy

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over a year ago

"I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

Most certainly Ace, any bar snacks to go with it?

Mmmmm, I can see something I quite fancy a nibble on

And what is that Sir?

that is one hell of a profile picture!

which mine? Thank you very much

it is a shame i am only allowed to press the fab button once!

Ah very kind of you for doing so even once

my pleasure - can i get you another drink?

Are you trying to get the barmaid tipsy? I'll have a dark rum and thanks

yes, yes i am

Haha, fair enough

tbh i understand there are rooms available so..........

Therr are rooms available in the lounge hotel but unfortunately I will be going home myself tonight "

i may need one to sleep off all this drink LOL x

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over a year ago

"*peeks in to see if she finished yet*

Still here jamezz hard at work

well i'm not at work nut I am hard

Haha, are you now

I was hoping youd be d*unk enough to toss you over my shoulder and carry you away

"
Not quite yet, getting there though

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over a year ago

"Any nuts in the bar !?

Plenty, I'm completely nuts lol

any particular flavour? just salted don't like hot stuff on my nuts !

No hot stuff on your nuts? What about elsewhere lol

oh yes doubt I have to tell you where

I used to have a very adventurous barmaid when I had a pub..came in very handy at this time of night.. Oh the days of the pool table! I best shut up n pull me a carlsberg??

Im just the innocent barmaid, I have no idea

Carlsberg coming up! Personally I've never been too fond of the pool table, the bar top does just fine lol

bent over the table is good for assuming the position..good for a spanking .. Must say you have a nice bum

Thank you very much, very kind of you to say so

will have some more nuts while you finish your shift .. Waits to spank you

More nuts coming right up for you can you shake them for me...

Im not really a nuts kind of girl lol

"
..what do like to nibble on

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over a year ago

"I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

Most certainly Ace, any bar snacks to go with it?

Mmmmm, I can see something I quite fancy a nibble on

And what is that Sir?

that is one hell of a profile picture!

which mine? Thank you very much

it is a shame i am only allowed to press the fab button once!

Ah very kind of you for doing so even once

my pleasure - can i get you another drink?

Are you trying to get the barmaid tipsy? I'll have a dark rum and thanks

yes, yes i am

Haha, fair enough

tbh i understand there are rooms available so..........

Therr are rooms available in the lounge hotel but unfortunately I will be going home myself tonight

i may need one to sleep off all this drink LOL x "

I think you may, I shall reserve you a room

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over a year ago

"Any nuts in the bar !?

Plenty, I'm completely nuts lol

any particular flavour? just salted don't like hot stuff on my nuts !

No hot stuff on your nuts? What about elsewhere lol

oh yes doubt I have to tell you where

I used to have a very adventurous barmaid when I had a pub..came in very handy at this time of night.. Oh the days of the pool table! I best shut up n pull me a carlsberg??

Im just the innocent barmaid, I have no idea

Carlsberg coming up! Personally I've never been too fond of the pool table, the bar top does just fine lol

bent over the table is good for assuming the position..good for a spanking .. Must say you have a nice bum

Thank you very much, very kind of you to say so

will have some more nuts while you finish your shift .. Waits to spank you

More nuts coming right up for you can you shake them for me...

Im not really a nuts kind of girl lol

..what do like to nibble on

I nice bit of kitty to be honest

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over a year ago

"*peeks in to see if she finished yet*

Still here jamezz hard at work

well i'm not at work nut I am hard

Haha, are you now

I was hoping youd be d*unk enough to toss you over my shoulder and carry you away

Not quite yet, getting there though

I'll just lurk backwards until you are vulnerab....I mean finished your shift

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over a year ago

"I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

Most certainly Ace, any bar snacks to go with it?

Mmmmm, I can see something I quite fancy a nibble on

And what is that Sir?

that is one hell of a profile picture!

which mine? Thank you very much

it is a shame i am only allowed to press the fab button once!

Ah very kind of you for doing so even once

my pleasure - can i get you another drink?

Are you trying to get the barmaid tipsy? I'll have a dark rum and thanks

yes, yes i am

Haha, fair enough

tbh i understand there are rooms available so..........

Therr are rooms available in the lounge hotel but unfortunately I will be going home myself tonight

i may need one to sleep off all this drink LOL x

I think you may, I shall reserve you a room

yes please!

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over a year ago

"I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

Most certainly Ace, any bar snacks to go with it?

Mmmmm, I can see something I quite fancy a nibble on

And what is that Sir?

that is one hell of a profile picture!

which mine? Thank you very much

it is a shame i am only allowed to press the fab button once!

Ah very kind of you for doing so even once

my pleasure - can i get you another drink?

Are you trying to get the barmaid tipsy? I'll have a dark rum and thanks

yes, yes i am

Haha, fair enough

tbh i understand there are rooms available so..........

Therr are rooms available in the lounge hotel but unfortunately I will be going home myself tonight

i may need one to sleep off all this drink LOL x

I think you may, I shall reserve you a room

yes please! "

Its ready upstairs whenever you are, no rush though

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"Slide me over a J&B with ice, please.. It's that time of night!

Its in its way to you

Diolch yn fawr iawn! (Thank you very much!)

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over a year ago

"*peeks in to see if she finished yet*

Still here jamezz hard at work

well i'm not at work nut I am hard

Haha, are you now

I was hoping youd be d*unk enough to toss you over my shoulder and carry you away

Not quite yet, getting there though

I'll just lurk backwards until you are vulnerab....I mean finished your shift"

You should lurk in nocturnal, I'll be in there soon

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over a year ago

"Any nuts in the bar !?

Plenty, I'm completely nuts lol

any particular flavour? just salted don't like hot stuff on my nuts !

No hot stuff on your nuts? What about elsewhere lol

oh yes doubt I have to tell you where

I used to have a very adventurous barmaid when I had a pub..came in very handy at this time of night.. Oh the days of the pool table! I best shut up n pull me a carlsberg??

Im just the innocent barmaid, I have no idea

Carlsberg coming up! Personally I've never been too fond of the pool table, the bar top does just fine lol

bent over the table is good for assuming the position..good for a spanking .. Must say you have a nice bum

Thank you very much, very kind of you to say so

will have some more nuts while you finish your shift .. Waits to spank you

More nuts coming right up for you can you shake them for me...

Im not really a nuts kind of girl lol

..what do like to nibble on

I nice bit of kitty to be honest

"
naughty barmaid..will you let me watch while I nibble my nuts

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over a year ago

"Slide me over a J&B with ice, please.. It's that time of night!

Its in its way to you

Diolch yn fawr iawn! (Thank you very much!)"

Your more than welcome

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over a year ago

"*peeks in to see if she finished yet*

Still here jamezz hard at work

well i'm not at work nut I am hard

Haha, are you now

I was hoping youd be d*unk enough to toss you over my shoulder and carry you away

Not quite yet, getting there though

I'll just lurk backwards until you are vulnerab....I mean finished your shift

You should lurk in nocturnal, I'll be in there soon

"
Ok just gonna pinch your bum and run off to nocturnal

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over a year ago

"*peeks in to see if she finished yet*

Still here jamezz hard at work

well i'm not at work nut I am hard

Haha, are you now

I was hoping youd be d*unk enough to toss you over my shoulder and carry you away

Not quite yet, getting there though

I'll just lurk backwards until you are vulnerab....I mean finished your shift

You should lurk in nocturnal, I'll be in there soon

Ok just gonna pinch your bum and run off to nocturnal

I like a good pinch lol

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over a year ago

"Any nuts in the bar !?

Plenty, I'm completely nuts lol

any particular flavour? just salted don't like hot stuff on my nuts !

No hot stuff on your nuts? What about elsewhere lol

oh yes doubt I have to tell you where

I used to have a very adventurous barmaid when I had a pub..came in very handy at this time of night.. Oh the days of the pool table! I best shut up n pull me a carlsberg??

Im just the innocent barmaid, I have no idea

Carlsberg coming up! Personally I've never been too fond of the pool table, the bar top does just fine lol

bent over the table is good for assuming the position..good for a spanking .. Must say you have a nice bum

Thank you very much, very kind of you to say so

will have some more nuts while you finish your shift .. Waits to spank you

More nuts coming right up for you can you shake them for me...

Im not really a nuts kind of girl lol

..what do like to nibble on

I nice bit of kitty to be honest

naughty barmaid..will you let me watch while I nibble my nuts

You'll be waiting a while but tou nibble away

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over a year ago

Is the bar still open?

Finished work and need coffee, leave the steak until tomorrow

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over a year ago

"Is the bar still open?

Finished work and need coffee, leave the steak until tomorrow

It's closed!!

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over a year ago

WHAT! I have been busy working my balls off and not even a coffee!!

Now gonna have a strop and kick the cat on my way to bed!

Night all

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