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Cheer me up people!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anything will do, bum pic, boob pic, jokes....I'm not fussy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An 85 year old man visits his doctor to get a sperm count. He's given a jar and told to bring back a sample. The next day he returns to the doctor with an empty jar.

"What happened?" says the doctor.

"Well," the old man starts, "I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left - nothing. Then she tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called Evelyn, the lady next door, but still nothing."

The doctor bursts out, "You asked your neighbor?"

"Yep, No matter what we tried we couldn't get that damn jar open."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahaha!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything will do, bum pic, boob pic, jokes....I'm not fussy!!"

Why do you need cheering up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

No, I'm not helping am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im serving you drinks next door, the best I can do I'm afraid

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have a clown if that would help?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

People have cheered me up today so do what I'm doing, eating my body weight in food and now having a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything will do, bum pic, boob pic, jokes....I'm not fussy!!"

lol every time I go to send a pic for one of the i'm out the age range. I'll give you a torso pic in 20 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything will do, bum pic, boob pic, jokes....I'm not fussy!!"
Awwww sweety shall I bring Trevor McDonald round he's a sex god

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything will do, bum pic, boob pic, jokes....I'm not fussy!!Awwww sweety shall I bring Trevor McDonald round he's a sex god "

Bring on trev!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm ok four meets this week let me down, feel a bit crap but taking diamond smiles advice!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I'm ok four meets this week let me down, feel a bit crap but taking diamond smiles advice!!! "
then we can go on the diet thread together next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People have cheered me up today so do what I'm doing, eating my body weight in food and now having a drink "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything will do, bum pic, boob pic, jokes....I'm not fussy!!"

What do you call and Englishman, Welshman, Scotsman and Irishman at the Rugby World Cup semi finals?

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Stewards

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything will do, bum pic, boob pic, jokes....I'm not fussy!!

What do you call and Englishman, Welshman, Scotsman and Irishman at the Rugby World Cup semi finals?

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Stewards"

Best joke all night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything will do, bum pic, boob pic, jokes....I'm not fussy!!Awwww sweety shall I bring Trevor McDonald round he's a sex god

Bring on trev!!"
hey he's a lovely cock .......tale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything will do, bum pic, boob pic, jokes....I'm not fussy!!Awwww sweety shall I bring Trevor McDonald round he's a sex god

Bring on trev!!hey he's a lovely cock .......tale "

Surely that's where a cock is the leading role

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You lot make me smile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything will do, bum pic, boob pic, jokes....I'm not fussy!!

What do you call and Englishman, Welshman, Scotsman and Irishman at the Rugby World Cup semi finals?

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Stewards

Best joke all night!"

I will be here all week. Dont forget to tip your waitress!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trevor has a great smile don't you think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trevor has a great smile don't you think "

I'd do him

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