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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Right all you horny little Fabsters.

It's time for the end of year shindig & prize giving, so get yer glad rags on and prepare for a night of wonderment, glamour, and vicious backstabbing.

Let's hear your nominations for the best, and worst of Fab in 2010.

And BEFORE this descends into chaos, let me say this - try and keep it lighthearted, at least until someone has a go at me, then it's game-on and last swinger standing wins.

Want to hear nominations in several categories i.e Best Profile, Best username, best avatar pic (with a sub-category for best pvt pic - send 'em), best forumite, best Mod (they're people too you know) etc etc.

Other categories may be added.

To keep it simple, i'll start with a few nominations, and we'll take it from there.

I KNOW it's going to be terribly difficult for some of you, but please try and not be a cock/cockette.

Anyone offering sex to boost their chances of winning, will boost their chances of winning.

BEST DRY HUMOUR ON FORUMS (f)- Grannycrumpet.

BEST DRY HUMOUR ON FORUMS (m) - View, Sharp dressed

BEST UNEXPECTED ANSWERS G/TEED TO TURN YOUR STOMACH - Femme

THREAD OF THE YEAR (1) - "crash in durrington"

THREAD OF THE YEAR (2) - "is it just us"

(myself & the delectable Dances)

And yes, there IS an element of shameless self publicity in this. Deal with it.

TOPIC MOST LIKELY TO LEAD TO A MODERATOR SHUTDOWN IN 100 POSTS - people "playing away"

bi guys who are not bi but are but that's gay isnt it

breast size

woman size

what constitutes cheating

religion

...you get the picture people.

Let's hear 'em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do we not get a best mod lol ... we here lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

cheeky sod .......

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

And before you ask, yes this is another Fab Awards ceremony.

Because i won fuck all in the last one.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"And before you ask, yes this is another Fab Awards ceremony.

Because i won fuck all in the last one."

thats cuz ya wasnt ere

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I know.

And now i am here.

And i want a trophy, gushing praise, and a picture of your fanny.

In that order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know.

And now i am here.

And i want a trophy, gushing praise, and a picture of your fanny.

In that order."

.

First two, no probs, last one, dream on!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

could we have an arse of the year award.i've got a good chance in that.i know i can rely,on at least one vote.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Has there been any nominations for the wooden spoon yet?

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Has there been any nominations for the wooden spoon yet? "

No, but we'll open a "kitchen utensil as sex toy" category forthwith.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Can we have a "who still wears white socks?" category?

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I know.

And now i am here.

And i want a trophy, gushing praise, and a picture of your fanny.

In that order.

.

First two, no probs, last one, dream on! "

Pffft.

I've GOT a picture of your fanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He had a chance for the best bum had he been around a bit more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pffft.

I've GOT a picture of your fanny.

"

.

Thought you were after femme's!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Has there been any nominations for the wooden spoon yet?

No, but we'll open a "kitchen utensil as sex toy" category forthwith."

Bagsie the rolling pin rather than the tattie peeler!!

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Can we have a "who still wears white socks?" category? "

Yep.

We'll stick that in our special humourous "irony" montage.

Along with people who join looking for sex and find lurve...

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"Can we have a "who still wears white socks?" category? "

Or a " who wears white socks with nowt else" category?

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Has there been any nominations for the wooden spoon yet?

No, but we'll open a "kitchen utensil as sex toy" category forthwith.

Bagsie the rolling pin rather than the tattie peeler!! "

Madam - modesty precludes me from making the 'fanny like a clowns pocket' jibe, i hardly know you.

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Can we have a "who still wears white socks?" category?

Or a " who wears white socks with nowt else" category?"

I think we all know that the 'socks' category is "sewn up". Bahahaa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know.

And now i am here.

And i want a trophy, gushing praise, and a picture of your fanny.

In that order."

Aaaah. Welcome back

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Has there been any nominations for the wooden spoon yet?

No, but we'll open a "kitchen utensil as sex toy" category forthwith.

Bagsie the rolling pin rather than the tattie peeler!!

Madam - modesty precludes me from making the 'fanny like a clowns pocket' jibe, i hardly know you."

Ha! I like it to be a squeeze rather than scratchy! And from what I've read in that other thread, modesty is not your strong point!

Give it your best shot bozo!

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Give it your best shot bozo! "

Are you by any chance, my ex-wife?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has there been any nominations for the wooden spoon yet?

No, but we'll open a "kitchen utensil as sex toy" category forthwith.

Bagsie the rolling pin rather than the tattie peeler!!

Madam - modesty precludes me from making the 'fanny like a clowns pocket' jibe, i hardly know you."

oi!

how come she gets a clowns pocket and i get wizards sleeve?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod modesty. I'm nominating myself, Dan Hornster of the Clan McHornster, in the category of the 'New Category of Cum' category for my 'jizz lite' comment on the 'Pre-Cum' thread in Swingers Chat. Cos I'm quite proud of it

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Give it your best shot bozo!

Are you by any chance, my ex-wife?"

No... at least I don't think so. Mainly due to the fact that I've never been married but I'm sure I would have remembered the socks!

Bozo is a term of endearment in my world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has there been any nominations for the wooden spoon yet?

No, but we'll open a "kitchen utensil as sex toy" category forthwith.

Bagsie the rolling pin rather than the tattie peeler!!

Madam - modesty precludes me from making the 'fanny like a clowns pocket' jibe, i hardly know you.

oi!

how come she gets a clowns pocket and i get wizards sleeve?!"

Could've been worse. Could've been a'dragons nostril'. Not that I think that you've...........oh shit

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

I love that word Bozo......can I use it too to go with my other favourtie word of bollocks please?

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Sod modesty. I'm nominating myself, Dan Hornster of the Clan McHornster, in the category of the 'New Category of Cum' category for my 'jizz lite' comment on the 'Pre-Cum' thread in Swingers Chat. Cos I'm quite proud of it "

I've only been back a few hours and i caught 'jizz lite' (metaphorically) and liked it.

Plus, nominating yourself shows just the kind of shameless self-promotion that works in these awards.

Take a gong madam, you've won.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well as always i'd win sod all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sod modesty. I'm nominating myself, Dan Hornster of the Clan McHornster, in the category of the 'New Category of Cum' category for my 'jizz lite' comment on the 'Pre-Cum' thread in Swingers Chat. Cos I'm quite proud of it

I've only been back a few hours and i caught 'jizz lite' (metaphorically) and liked it.

Plus, nominating yourself shows just the kind of shameless self-promotion that works in these awards.

Take a gong madam, you've won.

Huzzah!!!Medals,medals, medals [typed in a Muttley voice].

"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"well as always i'd win sod all lol "
better than nothing

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Has there been any nominations for the wooden spoon yet?

No, but we'll open a "kitchen utensil as sex toy" category forthwith.

Bagsie the rolling pin rather than the tattie peeler!!

Madam - modesty precludes me from making the 'fanny like a clowns pocket' jibe, i hardly know you.

oi!

how come she gets a clowns pocket and i get wizards sleeve?!

Could've been worse. Could've been a'dragons nostril'. Not that I think that you've...........oh shit "

And now you're going to be asked by the committe to split that gong with Dirtygirl for suggesting, albeit briefly, that the chilean miners would have got out twice as fast if the orifice had been as big.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has there been any nominations for the wooden spoon yet?

No, but we'll open a "kitchen utensil as sex toy" category forthwith.

Bagsie the rolling pin rather than the tattie peeler!!

Madam - modesty precludes me from making the 'fanny like a clowns pocket' jibe, i hardly know you.

oi!

how come she gets a clowns pocket and i get wizards sleeve?!

Could've been worse. Could've been a'dragons nostril'. Not that I think that you've...........oh shit

And now you're going to be asked by the committe to split that gong with Dirtygirl for suggesting, albeit briefly, that the chilean miners would have got out twice as fast if the orifice had been as big.....

"

Bugger!!!

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"well as always i'd win sod all lol "

Au contraire. The judging panel feels you have a strong chance of a gong in "best private pic".....

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I love that word Bozo......can I use it too to go with my other favourtie word of bollocks please?"

Course you can... tis all about sharing right?!

*wiggles eyebrows*

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"well as always i'd win sod all lol

Au contraire. The judging panel feels you have a strong chance of a gong in "best private pic"....."

see look ...told ya he was tricky!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i nominate myself for the "who can shave a mans sack n crack with a cut throat razor the quickest" category winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I missed him, and glad to see him back in here, and in such great form as usual!

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"well as always i'd win sod all lol

Au contraire. The judging panel feels you have a strong chance of a gong in "best private pic".....see look ...told ya he was tricky!!!! "

You've won my heart. What more do you want.

(p.s - shurrup will ya - i've made two girls share an award & now am gonna suggest they "play nicely together" - think i'm in!!)

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"i nominate myself for the "who can shave a mans sack n crack with a cut throat razor the quickest" category winner "

Can I watch you practice?

Oh... and can I nominate Sensual to volunteer?!

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"i nominate myself for the "who can shave a mans sack n crack with a cut throat razor the quickest" category winner "

Erm yeah...

Technically, if he doesnt live through the process, the time is disallowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i nominate myself for the "who can shave a mans sack n crack with a cut throat razor the quickest" category winner

Can I watch you practice?

Oh... and can I nominate Sensual to volunteer?! "

well, i need to enter that comp as i shave a balloon once with a cut throat and didnt burst it...reckon i could take this one home!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i nominate myself for the "who can shave a mans sack n crack with a cut throat razor the quickest" category winner

Can I watch you practice?

Oh... and can I nominate Sensual to volunteer?!

well, i need to enter that comp as i shave a balloon once with a cut throat and didnt burst it...reckon i could take this one home!"

i shaved a blokes gonads n didnt burst them either

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"i nominate myself for the "who can shave a mans sack n crack with a cut throat razor the quickest" category winner

Can I watch you practice?

Oh... and can I nominate Sensual to volunteer?!

well, i need to enter that comp as i shave a balloon once with a cut throat and didnt burst it...reckon i could take this one home!"

Hmmm... I'd rather use wax!

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"well as always i'd win sod all lol

Au contraire. The judging panel feels you have a strong chance of a gong in "best private pic".....see look ...told ya he was tricky!!!! "

Maybe - but still nothing in my inbox. Another year of award season disappointment for that contestant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i nominate myself for the "who can shave a mans sack n crack with a cut throat razor the quickest" category winner

Can I watch you practice?

Oh... and can I nominate Sensual to volunteer?!

well, i need to enter that comp as i shave a balloon once with a cut throat and didnt burst it...reckon i could take this one home!i shaved a blokes gonads n didnt burst them either "

Hairy balloons??? I'm thinking Dragons Den. Theo looks like a man who would grab hairy balloons with both hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol maybe next year xx

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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)


"i nominate myself for the "who can shave a mans sack n crack with a cut throat razor the quickest" category winner

Erm yeah...

Technically, if he doesnt live through the process, the time is disallowed."

How long does he have to live after the process???

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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

[Removed by poster at 28/12/10 00:47:55]

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"i nominate myself for the "who can shave a mans sack n crack with a cut throat razor the quickest" category winner

Erm yeah...

Technically, if he doesnt live through the process, the time is disallowed.

How long does he have to live after the process???"

Jesus woman. A year!

What, did you think you could grab a gong as he stood there, getting paler by the second as the life drained from his body?

And argue he was "still alive".

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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)


"i nominate myself for the "who can shave a mans sack n crack with a cut throat razor the quickest" category winner

Erm yeah...

Technically, if he doesnt live through the process, the time is disallowed.

How long does he have to live after the process???

Jesus woman. A year!

What, did you think you could grab a gong as he stood there, getting paler by the second as the life drained from his body?

And argue he was "still alive".

"

Just checking the rules first - it could get ugly if there's an argument over a technicality during the award ceremony!!!

And I didn't say I was going to do it - although on second thoughts I can think of some deserving victims - errr participants

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"i nominate myself for the "who can shave a mans sack n crack with a cut throat razor the quickest" category winner

Erm yeah...

Technically, if he doesnt live through the process, the time is disallowed.

How long does he have to live after the process???

Jesus woman. A year!

What, did you think you could grab a gong as he stood there, getting paler by the second as the life drained from his body?

And argue he was "still alive".

Just checking the rules first - it could get ugly if there's an argument over a technicality during the award ceremony!!!

And I didn't say I was going to do it - although on second thoughts I can think of some deserving victims - errr participants "

Ah. So your 'not meeting anyone' status is less to do with disillusionment of the lifestyle and more the result of a court order.

Understand completely, no need to explain.

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By *urlybird 75Couple
over a year ago

milton keynes

our pic's are the best lol!

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

LATE, but important nomination.

Assuming that 'Wishy' is the same as 'wishynsiren', gets a gong for being able to argue ANY topic until the cows have come home, been fed, had a sleep and woken back up again.

The man is a pedants pedant, but the committe salutes his indefagitability.

(special mention too for some top posts he made during the 2010 papal visit)

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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)


"i nominate myself for the "who can shave a mans sack n crack with a cut throat razor the quickest" category winner

Erm yeah...

Technically, if he doesnt live through the process, the time is disallowed.

How long does he have to live after the process???

Jesus woman. A year!

What, did you think you could grab a gong as he stood there, getting paler by the second as the life drained from his body?

And argue he was "still alive".

Just checking the rules first - it could get ugly if there's an argument over a technicality during the award ceremony!!!

And I didn't say I was going to do it - although on second thoughts I can think of some deserving victims - errr participants

Ah. So your 'not meeting anyone' status is less to do with disillusionment of the lifestyle and more the result of a court order.

Understand completely, no need to explain.

"

That's very sweet of you - and very much appreciated. Mwah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LATE, but important nomination.

Assuming that 'Wishy' is the same as 'wishynsiren', gets a gong for being able to argue ANY topic until the cows have come home, been fed, had a sleep and woken back up again.

The man is a pedants pedant, but the committe salutes his indefagitability.

(special mention too for some top posts he made during the 2010 papal visit)

"

oh, look at you! well done...went away for 6 months and came back with plus three syllable words...couldn't be prouder of you....awww...they grow so quick...

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"our pic's are the best lol! "

And once again, a gong is handed out for the simple task of asking for it.

A Gong for best public pics in a geographical area 500m round their house goes to these nice people.

(just in case there's really fit people nearby, you undertand)

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"LATE, but important nomination.

Assuming that 'Wishy' is the same as 'wishynsiren', gets a gong for being able to argue ANY topic until the cows have come home, been fed, had a sleep and woken back up again.

The man is a pedants pedant, but the committe salutes his indefagitability.

(special mention too for some top posts he made during the 2010 papal visit)

oh, look at you! well done...went away for 6 months and came back with plus three syllable words...couldn't be prouder of you....awww...they grow so quick..."

Dad, is that you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LATE, but important nomination.

Assuming that 'Wishy' is the same as 'wishynsiren', gets a gong for being able to argue ANY topic until the cows have come home, been fed, had a sleep and woken back up again.

The man is a pedants pedant, but the committe salutes his indefagitability.

(special mention too for some top posts he made during the 2010 papal visit)

"

Ah cheers for that but I think there's a lot more posts that I've made that can also be considered for many of the other awards. I accept that I may be up against some stiff opposition but that's only from straight guys who are just pretending.

I'd forgot about the pope thread, that was great fun, but the 327 election threads I started were also good fun too (specially when the jock's got home from the dole office and logged on).

Still, I think the Soapster deserves a special mention for 'The Most Shrivelled Cock in the Western Hemisphere' (too much bubble bath methinks).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

didn't get one fer me bum, can I have one fer me legs please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Dad, is that you?"

you promised not to call me that in public....you know where you're allowed to call me that.....

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"didn't get one fer me bum, can I have one fer me legs please?"

Dear girl,

Send me a picture of your fanny and i'll make sure you win the whole thing outright.

No strings.

Please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"didn't get one fer me bum, can I have one fer me legs please?

Dear girl,

Send me a picture of your fanny and i'll make sure you win the whole thing outright.

No strings.

Please.

"

EEEEUUUWWW!! Glad you asked for no strings then. Coulda been real messy!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Careful... you'll have whatshischops chastising you on the menstrual chat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"didn't get one fer me bum, can I have one fer me legs please?

Dear girl,

Send me a picture of your fanny and i'll make sure you win the whole thing outright.

No strings.

Please.

EEEEUUUWWW!! Glad you asked for no strings then. Coulda been real messy!! "

bldy uncomfortable things too!

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"didn't get one fer me bum, can I have one fer me legs please?

Dear girl,

Send me a picture of your fanny and i'll make sure you win the whole thing outright.

No strings.

Please.

EEEEUUUWWW!! Glad you asked for no strings then. Coulda been real messy!! "

It's not often that i'm even funnier than i think i am.

But 'twas only after i had hit 'post message' i realised....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Careful... you'll have whatshischops chastising you on the menstrual chat! "

There's a forum for little chocolate buttons covered in a delicious crispy shell!! Where???

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Careful... you'll have whatshischops chastising you on the menstrual chat!

There's a forum for little chocolate buttons covered in a delicious crispy shell!! Where??? "

Definitely not a melter!!

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By *ax the gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

birmingham

I am boycotting the awards as i am going to win naff all lol how about wooden spoon winner for me lol

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Right people, it's half past one in the morning, and the committee needs to rest.

More tomorrow, perhaps.

Though i reserve the right to wake up and think 'why the fuck did i go back to that site'.

And the 'best fanny pic' award looks like it's not going to be given out.

Not for the 1st time i find myself disppointed with some of the ladies on Fab.

Femme could easily have picked up that gong. By sending me a face pic of Notts.

'Simples'

(still working out which category Notts has won....and how i can name it without copping another ban)

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I am boycotting the awards as i am going to win naff all lol how about wooden spoon winner for me lol "

Nonsense - an instant gong for this guy in the 'My avatar pic looks like it was taken in a stately home. While i was burgling it'

Congratulations to you sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right people, it's half past one in the morning, and the committee needs to rest.

More tomorrow, perhaps.

Though i reserve the right to wake up and think 'why the fuck did i go back to that site'.

And the 'best fanny pic' award looks like it's not going to be given out.

Not for the 1st time i find myself disppointed with some of the ladies on Fab.

Femme could easily have picked up that gong. By sending me a face pic of Notts.

'Simples'

(still working out which category Notts has won....and how i can name it without copping another ban)"

'The non-Award for a Person Not Here to Recieve It'

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ooooh!

The two girls on here (one in a couple, one single fem) who's public profile pics do it for me every time - and not a genital to be seen.

Both get a gong.

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Right people, it's half past one in the morning, and the committee needs to rest.

More tomorrow, perhaps.

Though i reserve the right to wake up and think 'why the fuck did i go back to that site'.

And the 'best fanny pic' award looks like it's not going to be given out.

Not for the 1st time i find myself disppointed with some of the ladies on Fab.

Femme could easily have picked up that gong. By sending me a face pic of Notts.

'Simples'

(still working out which category Notts has won....and how i can name it without copping another ban)

'The non-Award for a Person Not Here to Recieve It' "

Dare i ask?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Ooooh!

The two girls on here (one in a couple, one single fem) who's public profile pics do it for me every time - and not a genital to be seen.

Both get a gong.

"

aww shucks!!! you spoil me ambassador xxxx

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ooooh!

not a genital to be seen.

aww shucks!!! you spoil me ambassador xxxx "

I see your pvt pics, remember?

But, to be fair, that is one happy looking Doberman.

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Award alert - Laine gets a nod for, well, being Laine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have an award for not having the same people mentioned time and time again for awards award please.....

and can I nominate myself for most bitter forum member please

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Can we have an award for not having the same people mentioned time and time again for awards award please.....

and can I nominate myself for most bitter forum member please "

YOu can have a nomonation, but i havent been around for a while, so point me in the direction of your best 'bitter' posts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And before you ask, yes this is another Fab Awards ceremony.

Because i won fuck all in the last one."

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we have an award for not having the same people mentioned time and time again for awards award please.....

and can I nominate myself for most bitter forum member please

YOu can have a nomonation, but i havent been around for a while, so point me in the direction of your best 'bitter' posts..."

I nominate Iconic in the 'best retro glamour pic' award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we have an award for not having the same people mentioned time and time again for awards award please.....

and can I nominate myself for most bitter forum member please

YOu can have a nomonation, but i havent been around for a while, so point me in the direction of your best 'bitter' posts..."

This one , cos i wasnt nominated for best forum member lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Can we have an award for not having the same people mentioned time and time again for awards award please.....

and can I nominate myself for most bitter forum member please

YOu can have a nomonation, but i havent been around for a while, so point me in the direction of your best 'bitter' posts...

This one , cos i wasnt nominated for best forum member lol "

Prettiest eyelashes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only thing i was at the front of the queue for was me ass

after that im right at the back and get the scrag ends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can we have a best hat category?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Award alert - Laine gets a nod for, well, being Laine."

Awww thank you. (cheques in the post) xxxx

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Can we have an award for not having the same people mentioned time and time again for awards award please.....

and can I nominate myself for most bitter forum member please

YOu can have a nomonation, but i havent been around for a while, so point me in the direction of your best 'bitter' posts...

This one , cos i wasnt nominated for best forum member lol "

Congrats - in yet another category addition, you've won Best Retro pic, after i took a closer look. Godd work, well done.

After much deliberation, we've decided not to go for 'Most embittered bitch on Fab' this year.

Just not enough time to sift through that many entries.

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"And before you ask, yes this is another Fab Awards ceremony.

Because i won fuck all in the last one.

Snap "

Sorry Peaches but you've disqualified yourself by having 'cannot accom, cannot travel'. as a setting on your profile.

Tough, but da rules is da rules.

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"can we have a best hat category?"

Yes.

Would you like to nominate someone?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Is there an award for procrastination?

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Is there an award for procrastination? "

Yeah.

Later on.

When i get round to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just re-read thread of the year No1, Crash In Durrington....... hilarious, can hear Benny Hill music now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can we have a best hat category?

Yes.

Would you like to nominate someone?"

yes, the one yesterday in the troll hat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

should you decide to nominate my bum there are now strings attached.

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"should you decide to nominate my bum there are now strings attached. "

Consider your bum nominated.

Less to do with 'strings attached', more the jury liking the shameless self publicist in you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"should you decide to nominate my bum there are now strings attached.

Consider your bum nominated.

Less to do with 'strings attached', more the jury liking the shameless self publicist in you.

"

nowt to do with the bum then?

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"should you decide to nominate my bum there are now strings attached.

Consider your bum nominated.

Less to do with 'strings attached', more the jury liking the shameless self publicist in you.

nowt to do with the bum then? "

The bum is well up to scratch.

Let me know if you want a shameless self publicist in you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can we have a best hat category?

Yes.

Would you like to nominate someone?"

yes sharpie is sporting a very fetching santa hat ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"should you decide to nominate my bum there are now strings attached.

Consider your bum nominated.

Less to do with 'strings attached', more the jury liking the shameless self publicist in you.

nowt to do with the bum then?

The bum is well up to scratch.

Let me know if you want a shameless self publicist in you. "

if I get an itch, I'll let you know.

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By *ensualfire88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A timely reminder on another thread has caused the judging panel to re-convene.

This time it's a Special Award, given to long standing Fabster 'Soapy', for having an avatar pic which, every time, makes you think "what?".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A timely reminder on another thread has caused the judging panel to re-convene.

This time it's a Special Award, given to long standing Fabster 'Soapy', for having an avatar pic which, every time, makes you think "what?".

"

So nice ta see ya back pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A timely reminder on another thread has caused the judging panel to re-convene.

This time it's a Special Award, given to long standing Fabster 'Soapy', for having an avatar pic which, every time, makes you think "what?".

"

Talking of Avatar pics, I finally got round to seeing that film and now I'm obsessed with it, watched it twice and going to mums tonight to watch it again. I know that's slightly off topic but like I said, I'm obsessed -- I want to live on Pandora!! Oh and wb Sensual, ya lunatic

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A timely reminder on another thread has caused the judging panel to re-convene.

This time it's a Special Award, given to long standing Fabster 'Soapy', for having an avatar pic which, every time, makes you think "what?".

Talking of Avatar pics, I finally got round to seeing that film and now I'm obsessed with it, watched it twice and going to mums tonight to watch it again. I know that's slightly off topic but like I said, I'm obsessed -- I want to live on Pandora!! Oh and wb Sensual, ya lunatic "

Yep brill film that is just brill xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we have a "who still wears white socks?" category?

Or a " who wears white socks with nowt else" category?"

mmmmmmmmlovely, so very sexy funnily enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A timely reminder on another thread has caused the judging panel to re-convene.

This time it's a Special Award, given to long standing Fabster 'Soapy', for having an avatar pic which, every time, makes you think "what?".

"

more like, what is that woman doing ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A timely reminder on another thread has caused the judging panel to re-convene.

This time it's a Special Award, given to long standing Fabster 'Soapy', for having an avatar pic which, every time, makes you think "what?".

more like, what is that woman doing ffs "

Woman what woman pmsl xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Sausage! "
roll!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 for the person last to read the thread.

Thanks in anticipation Happy Easter x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 for the person last to read the thread.

Thanks in anticipation Happy Easter x "

Makes a change for a woman to be premature! Its not even pancake day yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May yours be flat and round !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May yours be flat and round ! "

Oh you are such a delight, Granny! Always a chore, never a pleasure!

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