FabSwingers.com forum: What don't you have...

By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I don't have a sofa.

Several people have told me this morning that I'm odd.

I have three mismatched armchairs, a pouffe and a huge beanbag. I just don't need a sofa.

I've noticed some people saying they don't have a TV which I thoroughly commend but I'm not giving mine up.

So what don't you have that's pretty much taken for granted that every household would have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hair dryer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't have a kitchen/dining room table.

We don't have a landline phone.

-Courtney

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

A thermostat!

*Him* (slightly chilly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A motorcycle lift in the front room that doubles a coffe table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have a mobile phone !

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A smart phone

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A dishwasher

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

A bath

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Washing machine, tumble dryer, vacuum cleaner. Ma ex ran off with all those

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

A shower -we have a bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We don't have a kitchen/dining room table.

We don't have a landline phone.

-Courtney"

Neither do we, although I really want a small 2 Seater table just so we have somewhere to eat, it's the sofa of the breakfast bar at the moment.

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

A wishdosher a microwave or a toaster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sanity

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I currently only rent a teeny house and I don't have:

A living room - I've made it into a dining room

DVD player or anything along those lines

Radio

Wine rack with wine

Washing up liquid

Hairdryer or any other hair things like that

A clock

Only recently got a microwave as it was given to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A million pounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a man to complicate things lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Oh yes also:

Tumble dryer

Bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a husband

a landline

a smartphone

a t.v. license

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

A bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A toaster. It went to white goods heaven and I've yet to replace it.

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dishwasher, but I don't need one

A tumble dryer, but I don't need one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have mobile phone attached to my hand 24/7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We don't have a kitchen/dining room table.

We don't have a landline phone.

-Courtney

Neither do we, although I really want a small 2 Seater table just so we have somewhere to eat, it's the sofa of the breakfast bar at the moment."

We don't even have a breakfast bar. Our poor sofa works overtime

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a microwave. Not sure I really need one though.

I don't have a tumble dryer. I could do with one in winter but I just don't have anywhere to put it.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I don't have a microwave, I prefer to cook.

I don't have a dishwasher - the flat we stay in doesn't have room for it.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"A wishdosher a microwave or a toaster.

"
A wishdosher.. text Speak

I presume..

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

A washing machine.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

we dont have money

but guess what we have each other and a fun outlook on life so who cares

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Toaster - still looking after last one decided to burn the toast (flames!) & the "cancel" didn't work

Dishwasher - never had one, but wouldn't say no

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"A million pounds"
Thats my dream even a quarter of that, just the Interest would do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of these things I wouldn't class as remarkable to not have....

I don't have a toaster. Or bread of any sort.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Oh yes also:

Tumble dryer

Bath"
come on yer makeing this up..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dishwasher, but I don't need one

A tumble dryer, but I don't need one

This. I'm craving a dishwasher but really don't see the need for a tumble.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I don't have a tumbledrier or a dishwasher either. I have a sink and a clothes horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a tumbledrier or a dishwasher either. I have a sink and a clothes horse.

And a status update saying 'sofa swinging'.........D'oh

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I don't have a tumbledrier or a dishwasher either. I have a sink and a clothes horse.

And a status update saying 'sofa swinging'.........D'oh

I know! That's where it started!

Someone commented in the forums last night about those who aren't meeting and referred to us as sofa swingers. I think that's a brilliant expression (although I suspect it was supposed to be derogatory) but it properly tickled me.

Several people commented on my status and it occurred to me that I don't actually have a sofa. Armchair swinger doesn't have the same ring to it though does it?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Bath

Dishwasher

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

a microwave..... never wanted one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dishwasher , got a sink bowl and washing up liquid / a tumble dryer , got a clothes line and places I hang clothes up in indoors , a hair dryer / got a towel to dry my hair , a smart phone / got quite an old style mobile though , carpet in the living spaces / got easy washable surfaces instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't have a TV for quite a few years but wasn't given one about a year ago.

It's not plugged in and I've never switched it on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't think of anything... Not sure what that means lol. I like my modern conveniences?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tuble dryer

A mortgage or rent

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I didn't have a TV for quite a few years but wasn't given one about a year ago.

It's not plugged in and I've never switched it on."

Are you imagining things again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dishwasher

Snap and microwave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't have a TV for quite a few years but wasn't given one about a year ago.

It's not plugged in and I've never switched it on.

Are you imagining things again?

Oh ffs.

I just woke up, leave me alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bath

Come use mine,

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I didn't have a TV for quite a few years but wasn't given one about a year ago.

It's not plugged in and I've never switched it on.

Are you imagining things again?

Oh ffs.

I just woke up, leave me alone.

*blows fingers*

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

A microwave- prefer to cook

A kettle- don't like tea or coffee

Facebook- apparently I live in the dark ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carpets,,,,, I don't have any carpets....in-fact I don't have any pets..... but I do have a car,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a microwave. I haven't had one for about 10 years and people just don't believe me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hair dryer."

I don't have one either.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Crikey! I've got everything except the million pounds

Didn't realise there was so much stuff.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

I remember my grandma when she used a mangle, I think she used lux flakes in The tub back in the mid late sixties..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A bath

I'll swap you my bath for your shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A second home abroad

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"A bath

I'll swap you my bath for your shower

Yeah I'd make that swap too. I can count on one hand the number of times I've had a bath!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have enough time just to chill xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tumble dryer, did have one til it broke but don't need it anymore anyway.

Mortgage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a job

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"A bath

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bath

I'll swap you my bath for your shower

Yeah I'd make that swap too. I can count on one hand the number of times I've had a bath!

I pulled out the shower in my new house, and had a bath fitted. Nowt as queer as folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A microwave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A full length mirror. I have to guess whether my bum looks big each day!

Don't know why I've never got round to buying one!

Sasha x

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"A bath

I'll swap you my bath for your shower

Yeah I'd make that swap too. I can count on one hand the number of times I've had a bath!

I pulled out the shower in my new house, and had a bath fitted. Nowt as queer as folks

My bathroom is so tiny I think that's what puts me off. First thing I do in a fancy hotel is get in the bath!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Oh yes also:

Tumble dryer

Bath come on yer makeing this up..

I have a wet room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bath

I'll swap you my bath for your shower

Yeah I'd make that swap too. I can count on one hand the number of times I've had a bath!

I pulled out the shower in my new house, and had a bath fitted. Nowt as queer as folks

My bathroom is so tiny I think that's what puts me off. First thing I do in a fancy hotel is get in the bath!

Aha, but being a shortie, I had a shorter bath fitted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky

Land line

Computer

Comb

Woman

Sex life

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sky

Land line

Computer

Comb

Woman

Sex life

Lol "

Cable TV

Landline

Gas

Streetlights

Mains sewerage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sky

Land line

Computer

Comb

Woman

Sex life

Lol

Cable TV

Landline

Gas

Streetlights

Mains sewerage"

Big cock

Slim waste

Fancy car

Big house

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By *laire4UWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

A cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tumble drier

Housemate I trust to do clothes or dishes washes

Iron

Swinging back to sofa swinging, spent last night cuddling and holding hands with an old friend and a new one. It was platonically amazing

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I'm lying in my bath right now....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I just thought of another one - stairs

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By *eLuv2PlayCouple
over a year ago

Alpena

Dishwasher

Cable

Second vehicle, very rare to be a one vehicle family where we're located.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Washing machine, tumble dryer, vacuum cleaner. Ma ex ran off with all those

To be fair, they are women's things

*grins, ducks, exits stage left*

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I've got more than enough stuff

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I don't have a iron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dishwasher

Snap. Well unless you count me..

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"I'm lying in my bath right now...."

With bubbles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexlife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a iron "

I have an iron, but no ironing board. Haven't used the iron in forever, so no great loss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My health at the minute. Really need it back so I can go back to work

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't have a sofa either and it's not easy to snuggle on the chaise longue but it's fine for other things.

I don't have a bath, which some people find very odd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a man to complicate things lol"

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I don't have a pet as of a few days ago. The house feels weird as a result. Oh, and I don't own a watch and haven't done since I was a kid, even in my pre-mobile phone days.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Toaster.

Been given a clothes dryer but it's not installed yet. Beforehand I never felt that they were really needed.

No dishwasher.

No garage.

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dishwasher. I'm the dishwasher.

A readily accessible wet pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A full length mirror. I have to guess whether my bum looks big each day!

Don't know why I've never got round to buying one!

Sasha x"

Bum looks fine.

No mirror needed.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

A dishwasher is one of the things I could never live without now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry there is a bloke in London without a sofa,but has a Ducati in his living room.

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

A teasmaid, a sodastream...oh sorry wrong era

I don't have a working fireplace which is quite like.

I don't mind not having a dishwasher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have anything besides a small unit with my computer on it and tv. (My room is under construction at the moment)

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

A microwave or toaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stereo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A willy to play with!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TV, landline, computer, toaster, dishwasher.... just not needed. Rake up space and increase bills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nutribullet, I seem to wake up to the adverts every morning!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any way to watch live TV.

Only thing plugged into my tv is my media centre pc and everything I watch is either blue rays or Netflix

I haven't watched live TV since around 2010

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese,and I fancy cheese on toast.

No bed,I'm in someone else's at the moment.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a personally signed autographed pic of Trevor McDonald

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of these things I wouldn't class as remarkable to not have....

I don't have a toaster. Or bread of any sort."

i dont have a toaster either ... but thats because i accidentally melted plastic into it and then when i tried to fix it blew it up

it also belonged to my flatmate and i keep forgetting to order a new one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a personally signed autographed pic of Trevor McDonald

i dont have an autograph picture but i did take a picture of him for my niece who then got his autograph ... is that close enough?

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By *rotiquexxxMan
over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

I don't have a girlfriend

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I don't have a girlfriend "

If you think of a girlfriend as a household item then I'm not surprised!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inner peace.

...But I'm working on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a personally signed autographed pic of Trevor McDonald

i dont have an autograph picture but i did take a picture of him for my niece who then got his autograph ... is that close enough? "
awwwww sweety you are my hero can I have it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have,and have never had a computer.....shock horror

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By *eneRoissyMan
over a year ago

Nailsworth

A combine harvester

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I don't have a girlfriend

If you think of a girlfriend as a household item then I'm not surprised!

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a microwave. I haven't had one for about 10 years and people just don't believe me

I don't have a microwave either

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By *rotiquexxxMan
over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

"I don't have a girlfriend

If you think of a girlfriend as a household item then I'm not surprised!

Was more of an expression of loneliness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have a man to suck my cock in the morning

can i get 1 from argos

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

I don't have lots of things that others have and take for granted. But what I don't have, I don't miss

But I have a loving cat, my health and a good career

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