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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now what on earth do we do?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

move house ?

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By *eally Filthy CoupleCouple
over a year ago

bristol

"Now what on earth do we do?"

Dispose of there bodies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a nap?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Now what on earth do we do?"

Lunch, cinema, meal, bath/shower, bed???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy the peace...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got rid of them....how exactly? Not sure if I really wanna know.

-Courtney

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"move house ?"

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Mine will be gone in an hour. Won't see eldest for a week. Youngest back tomorrow then goes again Weds - Sat. Bliss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a nap?"

Liking this so far...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"move house ?"

No way! I miss my kids even if they're in a different room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Down size so they can't come back

But seriously I got rid of mine every other weekend and half the holiday so enjoy it

Pray to your god that whoever was stupid enough to have them actially like them and send them there next weekend As well

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"move house ?

No way! I miss my kids even if they're in a different room! "

that's nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have, having a gang bang at ours tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run around the house naked of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Run around the house naked of course "

Nothing new there to be honest..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run around the house naked of course "

You shouldn't do that when the kids are around??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Down size so they can't come back

But seriously I got rid of mine every other weekend and half the holiday so enjoy it

Pray to your god that whoever was stupid enough to have them actially like them and send them there next weekend As well "

Fortunately mum and dad love them to bits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Date night. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Date night. X"

How does this work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now what on earth do we do?"

Lol same here. Mine are at their dads for the entire half term

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tidy up there mess before they get back

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By *skentcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Dartford

Yes thats true best not go naked when their around, they may never come back.

I'd just enjoy the peace and quiet for a moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got rid of my kids once but they soon came bk after realising the cost

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Do as we've been doing since yesterday evening, lots of sex, lots of nice food and wine, a bit of window shopping/shopping and fab...repeat till tomorrow afternoon . It's nice to take advantage when opportunity presents itself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now what on earth do we do?

Lol same here. Mine are at their dads for the entire half term

Lucky you! we've got four plus 3 additional ones for the half term

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Woo hoooo...enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now what on earth do we do?

Lol same here. Mine are at their dads for the entire half term

Lucky guy! He must love that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run around the house naked of course "

i like that idea - my answer was to remove all clothing and enjoy each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have no kids either am sorta lost lol

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Stay in bed for a few hours. Snuggle, spoon - whatever. You don't have to fuck.

Too many of my pals get an empty so infrequently they go for it at every opportunity , not always wholly satisfactorily.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have no kids either am sorta lost lol "

It's weird isn't it?!

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By *ntirelyuptoyouCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

If it's anything like my house you'll realise you're still watching the Disney Channel an hour after they have gone

Don't get rid of ours till 4, until then we have an extra kid too lol! Then it'll be time to get our glad rags on and head into town to meet some other Fab couples for drinks (and hopefully my first mmf later on!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Date night. X

How does this work?"

Don't laugh but we do this. One of us cooks a meal for the other. We dress up in our glad rags and have a candlelit dinner at home and pretend we are on a date. We chat away for hours and flirt. We usually end up shagging all over the house and wake up to find discarded clothes everywhere. Works for us.

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Change the locks..put the for sale sign up...have sex?

Enjoy the peace and quiet x

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Date night. X

How does this work?

Perfect x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"move house ?

No way! I miss my kids even if they're in a different room!

that's nice

I'll second that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Down size so they can't come back

But seriously I got rid of mine every other weekend and half the holiday so enjoy it

Pray to your god that whoever was stupid enough to have them actially like them and send them there next weekend As well "
why not thats what we do our eldest two can become a right handful when they have been around each other for to long need our break just wish we could get a break more than we do lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have no kids either am sorta lost lol

It's weird isn't it?!"

You will get used it I found it hard for the first 6 months and the first summer holidays

I used to do the washing Friday tidy his room and spring clean the house all on Friday

So Saturday was dates in town at lunch time and out Saturday night stay in bed till lunch then bath etc for him back for 6 bathed fed etc now he is 17 he still goes every other weekend

This is my kid free weeks so going to donkey dicks come along its not too far from you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U have to be careful running around naked u allways tend to find you stand on the bloody lego pricks i mean bricks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Date night. X

How does this work?

Glad i asked! Sounds great!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have no kids either am sorta lost lol

It's weird isn't it?!

You will get used it I found it hard for the first 6 months and the first summer holidays

I used to do the washing Friday tidy his room and spring clean the house all on Friday

So Saturday was dates in town at lunch time and out Saturday night stay in bed till lunch then bath etc for him back for 6 bathed fed etc now he is 17 he still goes every other weekend

This is my kid free weeks so going to donkey dicks come along its not too far from you "

It's only until Tuesday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run around the house naked of course

You shouldn't do that when the kids are around??

Not with my lot,they laugh at my tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is my kid free weeks so going to donkey dicks come along its not too far from you "

DD's is to close for comfort I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit and enjoy the peace for 5 minutes. Do some gardening without being interrupted,do some talking without being interrupted. Invite a group of hot men over for a party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sit and enjoy the peace for 5 minutes. Do some gardening without being interrupted,do some talking without being interrupted. Invite a group of hot men over for a party "

I like the sound of that.. Without the gardening

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Now what on earth do we do?"

Who's 'we'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now what on earth do we do?

Who's 'we'?"

Clem and his delightful mrs

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Make new ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now what on earth do we do?

Who's 'we'?

Clem and his delightful mrs

She's lovely,I really don't know how he managed to snag such a lovely woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sit and enjoy the peace for 5 minutes. Do some gardening without being interrupted,do some talking without being interrupted. Invite a group of hot men over for a party

I like the sound of that.. Without the gardening

Swap gardening for full body to body naked massage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now what on earth do we do?

Lol same here. Mine are at their dads for the entire half term

Mine too, no idea what I'm going to so for a whole week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now what on earth do we do?

Who's 'we'?"

Oh no! I'm totally rumbled!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If they have separate rooms, you could swap all their furniture round

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If they have separate rooms, you could swap all their furniture round

One bunk bed, one cabin bed...it's a no from me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sit and enjoy the peace for 5 minutes. Do some gardening without being interrupted,do some talking without being interrupted. Invite a group of hot men over for a party

I like the sound of that.. Without the gardening

Swap gardening for full body to body naked massage?"

Hmmm gardening eh?......

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Now what on earth do we do?

Who's 'we'?

Clem and his delightful mrs

Ah! I had no idea you were together. *coin drops

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now what on earth do we do?

Who's 'we'?

Clem and his delightful mrs

Ah! I had no idea you were together. *coin drops"

She's punching above her weight, it's a surprise to everyone...

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Now what on earth do we do?

Who's 'we'?

Clem and his delightful mrs

Ah! I had no idea you were together. *coin drops

She's punching above her weight, it's a surprise to everyone..."

Yes she did well there.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Have noisy sex! And watch what I want on the tele

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now what on earth do we do?"

Have a brew and stick the TV on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have noisy sex! And watch what I want on the tele

Depends on what you want to watch?!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Come and do my washing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now what on earth do we do?"

Miss them??

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Have noisy sex! And watch what I want on the tele

Depends on what you want to watch?!"

Sorry - meant that's what I'd do if I was you. You can now watch whatever you

like so long as your Mrs approves (I'm guessing).

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Semi final of the rugby World Cup this afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now what on earth do we do?

Miss them??"

Now that's a certainty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have noisy sex! And watch what I want on the tele

Depends on what you want to watch?!

Sorry - meant that's what I'd do if I was you. You can now watch whatever you

like so long as your Mrs approves (I'm guessing). "

Thanks mate! Is that club still open in swindon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got rid of mine yesterday so last night xtasia, tonight cupids!

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

wish next door would get rid of there,s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suggest maybe getting a one way ticket round the world that will take you approximately ten to fifteen years to complete.

Or do the usual, spend so fucking long deciding where to go, you either end up at the supermarket; family members house or sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have no kids either am sorta lost lol

It's weird isn't it?!

You will get used it I found it hard for the first 6 months and the first summer holidays

I used to do the washing Friday tidy his room and spring clean the house all on Friday

So Saturday was dates in town at lunch time and out Saturday night stay in bed till lunch then bath etc for him back for 6 bathed fed etc now he is 17 he still goes every other weekend

This is my kid free weeks so going to donkey dicks come along its not too far from you

It's only until Tuesday."

He is on tonight send him a text rather than book it through fab if you don't want a verification for going

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Have noisy sex! And watch what I want on the tele

Depends on what you want to watch?!

Sorry - meant that's what I'd do if I was you. You can now watch whatever you

like so long as your Mrs approves (I'm guessing).

Thanks mate! Is that club still open in swindon?"

I guess so - never been, it, like DD's for you, is a little too close to home. Was reading re_iews about it only a few days ago. I go to ones in Western Super Mare and Yeovilton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or with ten minutes to do before there back go "we could have done that!"

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Mine have just gone.

Can you hear that?

No, neither can I.

Silence, bliss.

I do miss them terribly but fed up of being peacekeeper

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"Now what on earth do we do?

Who's 'we'?

Clem and his delightful mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's only until Tuesday.

He is on tonight send him a text rather than book it through fab if you don't want a verification for going "

Thanks, but it's not the veri that's the problem. And you know you don't have to publish them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now what on earth do we do?

Lol same here. Mine are at their dads for the entire half term

Lucky guy! He must love that!

He lives over 100 miles away so he has them every single school hols for the entire time

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Ours are teenagers so they tend to pop back even when they are supposed to be our ... or wake us up at seven am saying they've over slept and need to get the football coach to their away game in five minutes .... that was this morning in the dark hours. We've has the morning to ourselves, but we missed it as we've just woken up. Now, apparently, the day is over, so no need to get dressed or anything.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

make the most of your kids they grow up too quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now what on earth do we do?

Who's 'we'?

Clem and his delightful mrs

Ah! I had no idea you were together. *coin drops"

OMG I did not see that coming!!

I must be on here with my eyes shut at times...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now what on earth do we do?"

Well for a staters get off t'internet & go and do something that would be usually interrupted....nice walk followed by pub lunch for starters

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By *isdirtygirlCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

I'm jealous! Their dad cancelled having mine

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By *epper123Woman
over a year ago

London

I have mine all the time, although they are teenagers now, I don't like them to be away from me - their dads are in the USA and my daughter went to spent time with hers for the first time this summer and I was totally lost.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Now what on earth do we do?

Who's 'we'?

Clem and his delightful mrs

Ah! I had no idea you were together. *coin drops

OMG I did not see that coming!!

I must be on here with my eyes shut at times...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go out to dinner, cinema, theatre, pub, have a good time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now what on earth do we do?

Who's 'we'?

Clem and his delightful mrs

Ah! I had no idea you were together. *coin drops

OMG I did not see that coming!!

I must be on here with my eyes shut at times...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"make the most of your kids they grow up too quick "

Yes we are making the most of our kids thanks. A few days with the grandparents is good for all concerned

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm jealous! Their dad cancelled having mine

His loss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We're going to the pub!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're going to the pub!!!

Get down there then & don't spend the night chatting about the kids!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's where the kids will be

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Love a night in with the kids, we've all got a take away and we are listening to some crazy attempts at playing the new keyboard permeating the walls ... we can't get ourselves out of bed since we've come back from nandos ....

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Mine are at their dad's till Wednesday. So far I've cleaned one of their rooms and the other tomorrow.. The rock and roll life we lead.. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now what on earth do we do?"
Hope you buried them with their butts sticking out the ground coz I need somewhere to park Trevor McDonalds bike

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now what on earth do we do?Hope you buried them with their butts sticking out the ground coz I need somewhere to park Trevor McDonalds bike

Wow!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We're going to the pub!!!

Get down there then & don't spend the night chatting about the kids!!

Nope just the landlords stroke! Oh well, we had a laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Date night. X

How does this work?"

Apparently you go out for dinner or a movie...then go home and shag each other. I dunno it's some vanilla shit?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now what on earth do we do?Hope you buried them with their butts sticking out the ground coz I need somewhere to park Trevor McDonalds bike

? Is this funny on any level?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now what on earth do we do?Hope you buried them with their butts sticking out the ground coz I need somewhere to park Trevor McDonalds bike

? Is this funny on any level?

Nope.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Now what on earth do we do?Hope you buried them with their butts sticking out the ground coz I need somewhere to park Trevor McDonalds bike

? Is this funny on any level?

Nope."

I think alcohol will be his nightmare in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now what on earth do we do?Hope you buried them with their butts sticking out the ground coz I need somewhere to park Trevor McDonalds bike

? Is this funny on any level?

Nope.

I think alcohol will be his nightmare in the morning "

Let's hope so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now what on earth do we do?Hope you buried them with their butts sticking out the ground coz I need somewhere to park Trevor McDonalds bike

? Is this funny on any level?

Nope.

I think alcohol will be his nightmare in the morning

Let's hope so."

I'm quite glad didn't go for the McCann joke sober now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now what on earth do we do?Hope you buried them with their butts sticking out the ground coz I need somewhere to park Trevor McDonalds bike

? Is this funny on any level?

Nope.

I think alcohol will be his nightmare in the morning

Let's hope so.

I'm quite glad didn't go for the McCann joke sober now."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kids found their way home, that's the end of my fun!

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