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" yay the friendly and flirty party continues...bring out the nibbles..." Yay nibbles | |||
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"Just missed the last one .What do I have to do here? " Get naked, come sit on my knee and I'll explain it all to you | |||
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"Anyone want to share my Chinese with me?" What she look like? | |||
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"Wow. Doing good here Suzy " thanks to you lovely lot xx | |||
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"Just missed the last one .What do I have to do here? Get naked, come sit on my knee and I'll explain it all to you " Perfect. | |||
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"Perhaps you could request a Friday chat room for this thread?" i dont know ....you want threads socials and chatrooms??? | |||
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"Anyone want to share my Chinese with me? What she look like?" Like noodles | |||
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"Blimey Suzy, part 5!!! I've read it three times and still don't get it lol. I'll join in, and lurk around! X" ok brief version..add peeps to hotlist and/or maneuvre someone from hotlist to your inbox message someone for a chat or meet.. or chat and flirt on the thread.. | |||
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" welcome Jim. Thanks!" hello i do hope your saw my welcome earlier | |||
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"Just missed the last one .What do I have to do here? Get naked, come sit on my knee and I'll explain it all to you Perfect. " So this mountain top, just how high is it? Am I going to need oxygen? | |||
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"Can someone get some broad beans for Voddy and Miss Watson please " Are you causing trouble again? | |||
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"Can someone get some broad beans for Voddy and Miss Watson please Are you causing trouble again? " yup as always | |||
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"phew thought you had shut up shop x" no just squeezing in a tea and toast breakxx | |||
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"Can someone get some broad beans for Voddy and Miss Watson please " Broad sounds my kinda gal ] | |||
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"I'd just like to point out that this general consensus that I'm trouble/naughty/mischievous could be considered as libelous....If Santa hears of this I won't get any Christmas presents I already spoke to him did you not know I'm one of his naughty elfs your getting some paint for your naughty corner lol " and a make up brush to paint it with | |||
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"phew thought you had shut up shop x no just squeezing in a tea and toast breakxx" Gin and chocolate here | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 23/10/15 20:23:35]" I seen that your gross rocket seriously man x | |||
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"Can someone get some broad beans for Voddy and Miss Watson please Are you causing trouble again? " Oh no not you to Suzy I think I'm on all the ladies trouble list!! ..although on a positive note that would make me unique right? | |||
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"I'd just like to point out that this general consensus that I'm trouble/naughty/mischievous could be considered as libelous....If Santa hears of this I won't get any Christmas presents I already spoke to him did you not know I'm one of his naughty elfs your getting some paint for your naughty corner lol and a make up brush to paint it with " love it | |||
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"phew thought you had shut up shop x no just squeezing in a tea and toast breakxx Gin and chocolate here " rebel xx | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 23/10/15 20:23:35] I seen that your gross rocket seriously man x" Ssshhh you Why are you always there when I make a spelling mistake or an emoji malfunction! | |||
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"phew thought you had shut up shop x no just squeezing in a tea and toast breakxx Gin and chocolate here rebel xx " Its been a long week i need it lol x | |||
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"Can someone get some broad beans for Voddy and Miss Watson please Are you causing trouble again? Oh no not you to Suzy I think I'm on all the ladies trouble list!! ..although on a positive note that would make me unique right? " answer your inbox gremlin xx | |||
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"Can someone get some broad beans for Voddy and Miss Watson please Are you causing trouble again? Oh no not you to Suzy I think I'm on all the ladies trouble list!! ..although on a positive note that would make me unique right? " well you are not on mine...and how come im the umpire in all this?? | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 23/10/15 20:23:35] I seen that your gross rocket seriously man x Ssshhh you Why are you always there when I make a spelling mistake or an emoji malfunction!" suck it up buttercup | |||
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"Just missed the last one .What do I have to do here? Get naked, come sit on my knee and I'll explain it all to you Perfect. So this mountain top, just how high is it? Am I going to need oxygen?" I do a good kiss of life. | |||
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"phew thought you had shut up shop x no just squeezing in a tea and toast breakxx Gin and chocolate here rebel xx Its been a long week i need it lol x" enjoy it lovely xx | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 23/10/15 20:23:35] I seen that your gross rocket seriously man x Ssshhh you Why are you always there when I make a spelling mistake or an emoji malfunction! suck it up buttercup " play nicely please | |||
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"Can someone get some broad beans for Voddy and Miss Watson please Broad sounds my kinda gal ] " welcome _ohnaron...thought youd do a sneaky ninja move into chat huh?..i saw you welcome xx | |||
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"Can someone get some broad beans for Voddy and Miss Watson please Are you causing trouble again? Oh no not you to Suzy I think I'm on all the ladies trouble list!! ..although on a positive note that would make me unique right? well you are not on mine...and how come im the umpire in all this?? " Look everybody Suzy has spoken, She says I'm a very nice adorable chap who would never cause trouble EVER That's what you meant isn't it Suzy | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 23/10/15 20:23:35] I seen that your gross rocket seriously man x Ssshhh you Why are you always there when I make a spelling mistake or an emoji malfunction! suck it up buttercup play nicely please " buttercup is nice xxx | |||
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" yay the friendly and flirty party continues...bring out the nibbles... I hope people have been washing their hands before helping themselves to the twiglets. " love twiglets.. hi mat..good to see you..xx | |||
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" yay the friendly and flirty party continues...bring out the nibbles... I hope people have been washing their hands before helping themselves to the twiglets. " Ewe!!! Twiglets! | |||
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"This is one of the best threads i've seen since I joined fab. Love it " itsd down to the peeps that come in, that make it xx | |||
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" yay the friendly and flirty party continues...bring out the nibbles... I hope people have been washing their hands before helping themselves to the twiglets. Ewe!!! Twiglets!" mmmm more for me..anyway you had chinese | |||
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"Part 5 I've only been away a couple of hours!" know sweet and someone was looking for north yorkshire earlier...... | |||
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" yay the friendly and flirty party continues...bring out the nibbles... I hope people have been washing their hands before helping themselves to the twiglets. Ewe!!! Twiglets! mmmm more for me..anyway you had chinese" Yeah I did.....bloated! | |||
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"Part 5 I've only been away a couple of hours! know sweet and someone was looking for north yorkshire earlier...... " Ooh, part 3, 4 or 5? | |||
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" yay the friendly and flirty party continues...bring out the nibbles... I hope people have been washing their hands before helping themselves to the twiglets. Ewe!!! Twiglets! mmmm more for me..anyway you had chinese Yeah I did.....bloated!" aww bless, bet it was good though...xx | |||
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"Part 5 I've only been away a couple of hours! know sweet and someone was looking for north yorkshire earlier...... Ooh, part 3, 4 or 5?" Pinnochio was looking | |||
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"Part 5 sheeeeeeeeeeeez things move fast" hey Mr Smiley..welcome to the party, pour yourself a drink , munchies on the table and hopefully get your chat fingers on xx | |||
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"Part 5 I've only been away a couple of hours! know sweet and someone was looking for north yorkshire earlier...... Ooh, part 3, 4 or 5?" 4 i think xx | |||
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"Pt 5 how long have I been out? " couple of hours sweet, someone was talking manchester women too...not sure if that was 3 or 4... | |||
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" yay the friendly and flirty party continues...bring out the nibbles... I hope people have been washing their hands before helping themselves to the twiglets. love twiglets.. hi mat..good to see you..xx " Hey Suzy, I've got a secret stash of Twiglets just in case these run out. We can always sneak away and munch on those if things get desperate... | |||
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"Part 5 I've only been away a couple of hours! know sweet and someone was looking for north yorkshire earlier...... Ooh, part 3, 4 or 5? Pinnochio was looking " there we go...... | |||
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"Pt 5 how long have I been out? " I don't know but.. "I miss you" It's... "All the small things" | |||
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"I've been through most of the threads and I haven't spotted one female near me. Apart from you but we are already friends So....If you're there make yourself known " i think ill have you myself if thats ok xx | |||
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" yay the friendly and flirty party continues...bring out the nibbles... I hope people have been washing their hands before helping themselves to the twiglets. love twiglets.. hi mat..good to see you..xx Hey Suzy, I've got a secret stash of Twiglets just in case these run out. We can always sneak away and munch on those if things get desperate... " ill be seeing you and twiglets on the 7th November xx | |||
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"Part 5 I've only been away a couple of hours! know sweet and someone was looking for north yorkshire earlier...... Ooh, part 3, 4 or 5? Pinnochio was looking " I'll have a gander. Ta very muchly.xxx | |||
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"Part 5 I've only been away a couple of hours! know sweet and someone was looking for north yorkshire earlier...... Ooh, part 3, 4 or 5? Pinnochio was looking I'll have a gander. Ta very muchly.xxx" Most welcome i would | |||
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"Where are all then men? Very light on the ground this evening! Obviously off getting lucky!! Boooooo" Did someone call for a man | |||
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"Where are all then men? Very light on the ground this evening! Obviously off getting lucky!! Boooooo Did someone call for a man " Oh there's one, welllll hello handsome | |||
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"Warwickshire anyone? " MEGAPHONE ALERT: Lady Lick would like wman on Northampton..not sure what position;) and MR Oiled is looking for a lovely lady in Warwickshire wheres that damn teleporter?.. | |||
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"How do you know if you are on someone's hot list ?? " You don't unless they tell you x | |||
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"I must have missed part 1,2,3,4 then but I'm not on anyone's hotlist so if anyone wants to change that well... I'm game haha." hey Mr Delicious how would you know?.. welcome to the party and may all your hottie dreams come true this evening..xx | |||
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"I've been through most of the threads and I haven't spotted one female near me. Apart from you but we are already friends So....If you're there make yourself known i think ill have you myself if thats ok xx " 'Think?!!!!' | |||
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"Where are all then men? Very light on the ground this evening! Obviously off getting lucky!! Boooooo Did someone call for a man Oh there's one, welllll hello handsome " What have we here | |||
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"Where are all then men? Very light on the ground this evening! Obviously off getting lucky!! Boooooo" lurking, making ready to pounce after theyve had food...theyve got to have food remember?..xx | |||
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"How do you know if you are on someone's hot list ?? You don't unless they tell you x" ha ha thanks. I'm never on anyone's then ha ha | |||
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"Part 5 I've only been away a couple of hours! know sweet and someone was looking for north yorkshire earlier...... Ooh, part 3, 4 or 5? Pinnochio was looking I'll have a gander. Ta very muchly.xxx" | |||
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"Where are all then men? Very light on the ground this evening! Obviously off getting lucky!! Boooooo Did someone call for a man Oh there's one, welllll hello handsome What have we here " Ooooohhh well *twirls hair round my finger* | |||
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"Where are all then men? Very light on the ground this evening! Obviously off getting lucky!! Boooooo Did someone call for a man " they did... | |||
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" yay the friendly and flirty party continues...bring out the nibbles... I hope people have been washing their hands before helping themselves to the twiglets. love twiglets.. hi mat..good to see you..xx Hey Suzy, I've got a secret stash of Twiglets just in case these run out. We can always sneak away and munch on those if things get desperate... ill be seeing you and twiglets on the 7th November xx" There's twiglets too? Amazing! | |||
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"How do you know if you are on someone's hot list ?? " hi fallen welcome to the party xx yes you dont know unless they tell you or you can guess by seeing if they always msg you when you just come online..dead giveaway.. | |||
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"I've been through most of the threads and I haven't spotted one female near me. Apart from you but we are already friends So....If you're there make yourself known i think ill have you myself if thats ok xx 'Think?!!!!' " ok then pretty please | |||
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"How do you know if you are on someone's hot list ?? You don't unless they tell you x ha ha thanks. I'm never on anyone's then ha ha " you dont know that...if youre not, be charming, that might change tonight..;) | |||
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"Where are all then men? Very light on the ground this evening! Obviously off getting lucky!! Boooooo Did someone call for a man Oh there's one, welllll hello handsome What have we here Ooooohhh well *twirls hair round my finger*" Suzy can I steal this one as well? *lifts her over my shoulder* | |||
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" yay the friendly and flirty party continues...bring out the nibbles... I hope people have been washing their hands before helping themselves to the twiglets. love twiglets.. hi mat..good to see you..xx Hey Suzy, I've got a secret stash of Twiglets just in case these run out. We can always sneak away and munch on those if things get desperate... ill be seeing you and twiglets on the 7th November xx There's twiglets too? Amazing! " might be | |||
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"Where are all then men? Very light on the ground this evening! Obviously off getting lucky!! Boooooo Did someone call for a man Oh there's one, welllll hello handsome What have we here Ooooohhh well *twirls hair round my finger* Suzy can I steal this one as well? *lifts her over my shoulder*" You sure you want to commit to lifting me?! | |||
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"Where are all then men? Very light on the ground this evening! Obviously off getting lucky!! Boooooo Did someone call for a man Oh there's one, welllll hello handsome What have we here Ooooohhh well *twirls hair round my finger* Suzy can I steal this one as well? *lifts her over my shoulder*" well hang on a minute, she might like me... | |||
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"I've found a hot man not that far away, I'm going in!!" go girl go xx | |||
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"Where are all then men? Very light on the ground this evening! Obviously off getting lucky!! Boooooo Did someone call for a man Oh there's one, welllll hello handsome What have we here Ooooohhh well *twirls hair round my finger* Suzy can I steal this one as well? *lifts her over my shoulder* well hang on a minute, she might like me... " Now now don't fight! | |||
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"Where are all then men? Very light on the ground this evening! Obviously off getting lucky!! Boooooo lurking, making ready to pounce after theyve had food...theyve got to have food remember?..xx " Well I've been on a few hours now, no views, no one local to Staffordshire and even shouted out to Leicestershire still nothing. Being patient though | |||
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"I've found a hot man not that far away, I'm going in!! go girl go xx " I've done a tentative wink | |||
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"Warwickshire anyone? MEGAPHONE ALERT: Lady Lick would like wman on Northampton..not sure what position;) and MR Oiled is looking for a lovely lady in Warwickshire wheres that damn teleporter?.. " Lol Suzy! Xx | |||
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"Where are all then men? Very light on the ground this evening! Obviously off getting lucky!! Boooooo Did someone call for a man Oh there's one, welllll hello handsome What have we here Ooooohhh well *twirls hair round my finger* Suzy can I steal this one as well? *lifts her over my shoulder* well hang on a minute, she might like me... " Men have 2 shoulders | |||
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" yay the friendly and flirty party continues...bring out the nibbles... I hope people have been washing their hands before helping themselves to the twiglets. love twiglets.. hi mat..good to see you..xx Hey Suzy, I've got a secret stash of Twiglets just in case these run out. We can always sneak away and munch on those if things get desperate... ill be seeing you and twiglets on the 7th November xx There's twiglets too? Amazing! might be " You're gonna lead me astray with a trail of Twiglets aren't you? | |||
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"Where are all then men? Very light on the ground this evening! Obviously off getting lucky!! Boooooo Did someone call for a man Oh there's one, welllll hello handsome What have we here Ooooohhh well *twirls hair round my finger* Suzy can I steal this one as well? *lifts her over my shoulder* well hang on a minute, she might like me... Now now don't fight!" no , no fighting no jealousy either..have fun xxx | |||
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"Where are all then men? Very light on the ground this evening! Obviously off getting lucky!! Boooooo Did someone call for a man Oh there's one, welllll hello handsome What have we here Ooooohhh well *twirls hair round my finger* Suzy can I steal this one as well? *lifts her over my shoulder* well hang on a minute, she might like me... Men have 2 shoulders " Come on then | |||
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"Where are all then men? Very light on the ground this evening! Obviously off getting lucky!! Boooooo lurking, making ready to pounce after theyve had food...theyve got to have food remember?..xx Well I've been on a few hours now, no views, no one local to Staffordshire and even shouted out to Leicestershire still nothing. Being patient though " sometimes its just like that xx | |||
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"I've found a hot man not that far away, I'm going in!! go girl go xx I've done a tentative wink " You do know not everyone pays attention them as I was told tonight someone had winked me ages ago, and I didn't know. | |||
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"I've found a hot man not that far away, I'm going in!! go girl go xx I've done a tentative wink " | |||
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"Warwickshire anyone? MEGAPHONE ALERT: Lady Lick would like wman on Northampton..not sure what position;) and MR Oiled is looking for a lovely lady in Warwickshire wheres that damn teleporter?.. Lol Suzy! Xx " | |||
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"I've found a hot man not that far away, I'm going in!! go girl go xx I've done a tentative wink You do know not everyone pays attention them as I was told tonight someone had winked me ages ago, and I didn't know." I wasn't aware of that either! | |||
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"Where are all then men? Very light on the ground this evening! Obviously off getting lucky!! Boooooo Did someone call for a man Oh there's one, welllll hello handsome What have we here Ooooohhh well *twirls hair round my finger* Suzy can I steal this one as well? *lifts her over my shoulder* well hang on a minute, she might like me... Men have 2 shoulders " pffft you can try... | |||
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" yay the friendly and flirty party continues...bring out the nibbles... I hope people have been washing their hands before helping themselves to the twiglets. love twiglets.. hi mat..good to see you..xx Hey Suzy, I've got a secret stash of Twiglets just in case these run out. We can always sneak away and munch on those if things get desperate... ill be seeing you and twiglets on the 7th November xx There's twiglets too? Amazing! might be You're gonna lead me astray with a trail of Twiglets aren't you? " quite possibly | |||
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"I've found a hot man not that far away, I'm going in!! go girl go xx I've done a tentative wink You do know not everyone pays attention them as I was told tonight someone had winked me ages ago, and I didn't know." yes this is the downfall of winks.. i didnt know about them for first 3 months.. | |||
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"Part 5 and not even a wink let alone a let's fuck message....think I'll go eat worms " wink you happy now leave the poor worms alone | |||
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"I've found a hot man not that far away, I'm going in!! go girl go xx I've done a tentative wink You do know not everyone pays attention them as I was told tonight someone had winked me ages ago, and I didn't know. I wasn't aware of that either!" Just bite the bullet and message him | |||
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"I've found a hot man not that far away, I'm going in!! go girl go xx I've done a tentative wink You do know not everyone pays attention them as I was told tonight someone had winked me ages ago, and I didn't know. I wasn't aware of that either!" diving into message mode..? if only to tell him you winked him and thought he might not notice...good excuse as any first message dont you think? x | |||
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"Hurrah! Wink back and message sent! " | |||
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"Part 5 and not even a wink let alone a let's fuck message....think I'll go eat worms " yeah i dont do lets fuck messages or winks..sorry... | |||
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"Hurrah! Wink back and message sent! " whoop whoop..result !! | |||
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"Ha! Messaged back, happy dance!" yay! xxxx | |||
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"Where are all then men? Very light on the ground this evening! Obviously off getting lucky!! Boooooo Did someone call for a man Oh there's one, welllll hello handsome What have we here Ooooohhh well *twirls hair round my finger* Suzy can I steal this one as well? *lifts her over my shoulder* well hang on a minute, she might like me... Men have 2 shoulders pffft you can try... " Pulls of jumper to show Superman shirt. Let's do it | |||
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"Part 5 and not even a wink let alone a let's fuck message....think I'll go eat worms yeah i dont do lets fuck messages or winks..sorry... " Worms it is then! | |||
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"Where are all then men? Very light on the ground this evening! Obviously off getting lucky!! Boooooo Did someone call for a man Oh there's one, welllll hello handsome What have we here Ooooohhh well *twirls hair round my finger* Suzy can I steal this one as well? *lifts her over my shoulder* well hang on a minute, she might like me... Men have 2 shoulders pffft you can try... Pulls of jumper to show Superman shirt. Let's do it " Superman shirt?! Get your coat! | |||
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" yay the friendly and flirty party continues...bring out the nibbles... I hope people have been washing their hands before helping themselves to the twiglets. love twiglets.. hi mat..good to see you..xx Hey Suzy, I've got a secret stash of Twiglets just in case these run out. We can always sneak away and munch on those if things get desperate... ill be seeing you and twiglets on the 7th November xx There's twiglets too? Amazing! might be You're gonna lead me astray with a trail of Twiglets aren't you? quite possibly " Hmm, this trail seems to have been going for a while. I don't think I'm in Kansas any more... | |||
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"Part 5 and not even a wink let alone a let's fuck message....think I'll go eat worms yeah i dont do lets fuck messages or winks..sorry... Worms it is then!" Got any worms to share lol | |||
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"Where are all then men? Very light on the ground this evening! Obviously off getting lucky!! Boooooo Did someone call for a man Oh there's one, welllll hello handsome What have we here Ooooohhh well *twirls hair round my finger* Suzy can I steal this one as well? *lifts her over my shoulder* well hang on a minute, she might like me... Men have 2 shoulders pffft you can try... Pulls of jumper to show Superman shirt. Let's do it " i told you, you are too young for me..unfortunately should have lied about your age however i could pretend i didnt know it..hmmmm | |||
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"Part 5 and not even a wink let alone a let's fuck message....think I'll go eat worms yeah i dont do lets fuck messages or winks..sorry... Worms it is then!" shrugs.. | |||
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" yay the friendly and flirty party continues...bring out the nibbles... I hope people have been washing their hands before helping themselves to the twiglets. love twiglets.. hi mat..good to see you..xx Hey Suzy, I've got a secret stash of Twiglets just in case these run out. We can always sneak away and munch on those if things get desperate... ill be seeing you and twiglets on the 7th November xx There's twiglets too? Amazing! might be You're gonna lead me astray with a trail of Twiglets aren't you? quite possibly Hmm, this trail seems to have been going for a while. I don't think I'm in Kansas any more... " no somewhere worse..ipswich train station..dont stray from the doors... | |||
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"Part 5 and not even a wink let alone a let's fuck message....think I'll go eat worms " Have a kebab instead | |||
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"Warwickshire anyone? MEGAPHONE ALERT: Lady Lick would like wman on Northampton..not sure what position;) and MR Oiled is looking for a lovely lady in Warwickshire wheres that damn teleporter?.. " Gotta say Suzy, Lady Lick has got SOME legs! Xx | |||
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"Warwickshire anyone? MEGAPHONE ALERT: Lady Lick would like wman on Northampton..not sure what position;) and MR Oiled is looking for a lovely lady in Warwickshire wheres that damn teleporter?.. Gotta say Suzy, Lady Lick has got SOME legs! Xx " oh she does and they feel great | |||
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"Part 5 and not even a wink let alone a let's fuck message....think I'll go eat worms Have a kebab instead " chuckles x | |||
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"Warwickshire anyone? MEGAPHONE ALERT: Lady Lick would like wman on Northampton..not sure what position;) and MR Oiled is looking for a lovely lady in Warwickshire wheres that damn teleporter?.. Gotta say Suzy, Lady Lick has got SOME legs! Xx " indeed she has.. shes gorgeous x | |||
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"Part 5 and not even a wink let alone a let's fuck message....think I'll go eat worms Have a kebab instead " Not a doner one though ...worms would be better lol | |||
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"Warwickshire anyone? MEGAPHONE ALERT: Lady Lick would like wman on Northampton..not sure what position;) and MR Oiled is looking for a lovely lady in Warwickshire wheres that damn teleporter?.. Gotta say Suzy, Lady Lick has got SOME legs! Xx oh she does and they feel great " bet yours do too isla x | |||
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"Warwickshire anyone? MEGAPHONE ALERT: Lady Lick would like wman on Northampton..not sure what position;) and MR Oiled is looking for a lovely lady in Warwickshire wheres that damn teleporter?.. Gotta say Suzy, Lady Lick has got SOME legs! Xx oh she does and they feel great bet yours do too isla x" well no complaints | |||
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"Part 5 and not even a wink let alone a let's fuck message....think I'll go eat worms Have a kebab instead Not a doner one though ...worms would be better lol " love doner kebabs..loads of salad garlic and chili sauce..yum | |||
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"Warwickshire anyone? MEGAPHONE ALERT: Lady Lick would like wman on Northampton..not sure what position;) and MR Oiled is looking for a lovely lady in Warwickshire wheres that damn teleporter?.. Gotta say Suzy, Lady Lick has got SOME legs! Xx indeed she has.. shes gorgeous x" I'll second that | |||
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"Warwickshire anyone? MEGAPHONE ALERT: Lady Lick would like wman on Northampton..not sure what position;) and MR Oiled is looking for a lovely lady in Warwickshire wheres that damn teleporter?.. Gotta say Suzy, Lady Lick has got SOME legs! Xx oh she does and they feel great bet yours do too isla x well no complaints " i bet not xx | |||
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"no somewhere worse..ipswich train station..dont stray from the doors... " You gonna catch me as I jump from the doors? | |||
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"Part 5 and not even a wink let alone a let's fuck message....think I'll go eat worms Have a kebab instead Not a doner one though ...worms would be better lol love doner kebabs..loads of salad garlic and chili sauce..yum " I taste yummier but don't get putting chilli sauce on me!!! | |||
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"Part 5 and not even a wink let alone a let's fuck message....think I'll go eat worms Have a kebab instead Not a doner one though ...worms would be better lol love doner kebabs..loads of salad garlic and chili sauce..yum I taste yummier but don't get putting chilli sauce on me!!! " (evil)gets hold the chilli bottle | |||
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"no somewhere worse..ipswich train station..dont stray from the doors... You gonna catch me as I jump from the doors? " i meant the station doors dont be straying into the town ill be outside and haul you in, dont worry x | |||
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"Part 5 and not even a wink let alone a let's fuck message....think I'll go eat worms Have a kebab instead Not a doner one though ...worms would be better lol love doner kebabs..loads of salad garlic and chili sauce..yum I taste yummier but don't get putting chilli sauce on me!!! " no im into drizzling icing at the moment and licking that off...;) | |||
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"Part 5 and not even a wink let alone a let's fuck message....think I'll go eat worms Have a kebab instead Not a doner one though ...worms would be better lol love doner kebabs..loads of salad garlic and chili sauce..yum I taste yummier but don't get putting chilli sauce on me!!! (evil)gets hold the chilli bottle " ouchy (cringe) emoji | |||
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"Pt 5 how long have I been out? I don't know but.. "I miss you" It's... "All the small things" " Awwww | |||
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"That sounds much better than trying to navigate through the town. Plus easier for hugs. " right... station is on the way x | |||
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"Warwickshire anyone? MEGAPHONE ALERT: Lady Lick would like wman on Northampton..not sure what position;) and MR Oiled is looking for a lovely lady in Warwickshire wheres that damn teleporter?.. Gotta say Suzy, Lady Lick has got SOME legs! Xx oh she does and they feel great " Omg, you haven't?!!......have you? xx | |||
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"Warwickshire anyone? MEGAPHONE ALERT: Lady Lick would like wman on Northampton..not sure what position;) and MR Oiled is looking for a lovely lady in Warwickshire wheres that damn teleporter?.. Gotta say Suzy, Lady Lick has got SOME legs! Xx oh she does and they feel great Omg, you haven't?!!......have you? xx " Yes i have a couple of times | |||
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"Pt 5 how long have I been out? I don't know but.. "I miss you" It's... "All the small things" Awwww " You saw what I did there | |||
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"Part 5 and not even a wink let alone a let's fuck message....think I'll go eat worms Have a kebab instead Not a doner one though ...worms would be better lol love doner kebabs..loads of salad garlic and chili sauce..yum I taste yummier but don't get putting chilli sauce on me!!! no im into drizzling icing at the moment and licking that off...;) " Happily willing to let you practice your icing skills ...If I can lick the bowl ...and .... | |||
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"Pt 5 how long have I been out? I don't know but.. "I miss you" It's... "All the small things" Awwww You saw what I did there " get a room you two | |||
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"Part 5 and not even a wink let alone a let's fuck message....think I'll go eat worms Have a kebab instead Not a doner one though ...worms would be better lol love doner kebabs..loads of salad garlic and chili sauce..yum I taste yummier but don't get putting chilli sauce on me!!! (evil)gets hold the chilli bottle " Runs and hides! | |||
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"Pt 5 how long have I been out? I don't know but.. "I miss you" It's... "All the small things" Awwww You saw what I did there " Of course i did you know me so well | |||
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"Part 5 and not even a wink let alone a let's fuck message....think I'll go eat worms Have a kebab instead Not a doner one though ...worms would be better lol love doner kebabs..loads of salad garlic and chili sauce..yum I taste yummier but don't get putting chilli sauce on me!!! no im into drizzling icing at the moment and licking that off...;) Happily willing to let you practice your icing skills ...If I can lick the bowl ...and .... " and what....? | |||
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"Pt 5 how long have I been out? I don't know but.. "I miss you" It's... "All the small things" Awwww You saw what I did there get a room you two " . Lol its songs! | |||
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"That sounds much better than trying to navigate through the town. Plus easier for hugs. right... station is on the way x" Whereas town is easily avoided | |||
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"Pt 5, yikes!!! OK I'm in the bath, any if you ladies got a loofah! " roll over then, i would like lookie feel of your tush | |||
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"Evening everyone " Hello sir.. | |||
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"Part 5 and not even a wink let alone a let's fuck message....think I'll go eat worms Have a kebab instead Not a doner one though ...worms would be better lol love doner kebabs..loads of salad garlic and chili sauce..yum I taste yummier but don't get putting chilli sauce on me!!! (evil)gets hold the chilli bottle Runs and hides!" Wimp!!! | |||
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"That sounds much better than trying to navigate through the town. Plus easier for hugs. right... station is on the way x Whereas town is easily avoided " exactly xx | |||
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"Evening everyone " welcome love.... good to see you here. hope you are settling down to a nice friday eve x | |||
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"Evening everyone Hello sir.." Hey how are you? | |||
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"Evening everyone Hello sir.. Hey how are you?" I'm very well, just admiring your tattoos x | |||
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"Part 5 and not even a wink let alone a let's fuck message....think I'll go eat worms Have a kebab instead Not a doner one though ...worms would be better lol love doner kebabs..loads of salad garlic and chili sauce..yum I taste yummier but don't get putting chilli sauce on me!!! (evil)gets hold the chilli bottle Runs and hides! Wimp!!!" Don't make me go all Brave heart on you Miss Juniper | |||
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"That sounds much better than trying to navigate through the town. Plus easier for hugs. right... station is on the way x Whereas town is easily avoided exactly xx" And we can ride (drive) off into the sunset | |||
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"Evening everyone welcome love.... good to see you here. hope you are settling down to a nice friday eve x" Thanks nice chilled night planned hope you're well x | |||
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