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When was the last time you ate bacon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Forget the title, when was the last time you caught an STD?

This is an experiment on reading threads... for science!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never that's I know of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 17 I had gonorreah... was young carefree and silly...

I haven't had anything since and get tested every three months at minimum..just had my all clear text on Wed woohoo xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grrrr i bloody love bacon too....I'm not overly keen on STDs though ....and never had one. ...touch wood

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had bacon yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forget the title, when was the last time you caught an STD?

This is an experiment on reading threads... for science!"
iv never had one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had bacon yesterday."

I had bacon last Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had one and Saturday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had bacon yesterday.

I had bacon last Saturday "
iv not had bacon in ages now I want some

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"I had bacon yesterday."

I had bacon on Monday.

Had chlamydia when I was 19. Nothing since then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No STDs, but the Ocado man is bringing bacon tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like science.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

14 years ago. But I won't say which one I'm answering.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the purpose of this thread then? Thinning out the herd?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had an STD, and I get checked regularly to make sure I had BLT 2 weeks ago and now I want another!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Never and don't want one... But if your offering bacon..please

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

bacon lunch time . STI never..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You all get a gold star.

Bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You all get a gold star.

Bastards."

For the bacon consumption or lack of STDs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You all get a gold star.

Bastards."

Never mind the gold star....what about the bacon??

I would like to make a complaint that i was enticed here under false pretences!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You all get a gold star.

Bastards.

For the bacon consumption or lack of STDs?"

For reading the original post. Frankly I don't believe the STD answers.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Touch wood never had one, hopefully never will

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Touch wood never had one, hopefully never will "

You don't like pork?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You all get a gold star.

Bastards.

For the bacon consumption or lack of STDs?

For reading the original post. Frankly I don't believe the STD answers. "

Oh I see! *facepalm*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You all get a gold star.

Bastards.

Never mind the gold star....what about the bacon??

I would like to make a complaint that i was enticed here under false pretences!!!"

It's in the post.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I had a bacon roll at lunchtime with tomato ketchup and a hash brown. Yum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not everyone is like you, Lib, and answers posts without reading the original

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You keep doing these tests at the wrong time. Try late at night instead when it's more than the regulars!

You could even rerun you male/female version of a thread test again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be smoked bacon. And had sperma heamatoma once. It's where you have a tear in a tube and when you ejaculate it has blood in it. Not an Sti as such but was very scary till I found out what it was.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Touch wood never had one, hopefully never will

You don't like pork?"

You told me to forget the title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never had a STI

I have never had bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was always crap at catch

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You keep doing these tests at the wrong time. Try late at night instead when it's more than the regulars!

You could even rerun you male/female version of a thread test again. "

I think you're right. I am the worst scientist ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You keep doing these tests at the wrong time. Try late at night instead when it's more than the regulars!

You could even rerun you male/female version of a thread test again.

I think you're right. I am the worst scientist ever."

Is that because you aren't actually a scientist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the return of the just put bacon on it threads??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the return of the just put bacon on it threads?? "

Yeah....where is clem when you need him??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never had one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You keep doing these tests at the wrong time. Try late at night instead when it's more than the regulars!

You could even rerun you male/female version of a thread test again.

I think you're right. I am the worst scientist ever.

Is that because you aren't actually a scientist?"

Slanderous. Next thing you'll be telling everyone I'm not a real Gynecologist either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither of us have had an STD. Bacon last Saturday.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Is this the return of the just put bacon on it threads?? "

Not sure that counts as an actual remedy though.

*snif* "I smell bacon. Do you have an STD again?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had an STD

Can't remember the last time I had bacon, though it was more recently than the STD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was 19. It was the first girl I had sex with that wasn't a virgin. As I had been brought up a Catholic, my guilt was as bad as the pain when I pissed. A horrible, embarrassing experience I never wish to repeat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was 19. It was the first girl I had sex with that wasn't a virgin. As I had been brought up a Catholic, my guilt was as bad as the pain when I pissed. A horrible, embarrassing experience I never wish to repeat. "

I've never heard of a bacon sarnie doing that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was 19. It was the first girl I had sex with that wasn't a virgin. As I had been brought up a Catholic, my guilt was as bad as the pain when I pissed. A horrible, embarrassing experience I never wish to repeat.

I've never heard of a bacon sarnie doing that. "

Try passing a bacon sarnie through your urethra then

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By *LFB.Woman
over a year ago

Farnborough.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I had a slice of bacon this morning and no infections. I may have caught a cold once from an ex though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 rashers this morning...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a slice of bacon this morning and no infections. I may have caught a cold once from an ex though."

Did they sneeze on your meat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Potatoes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had 3 sexually transmitted babies and a bacon sandwich last weekend.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I can't remember the last time I ate bacon. Have never had an STD but I did have a bout of cystitis about four years ago, which is somewhere in the same ballpark in terms of ouchy pissing.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I had a slice of bacon this morning and no infections. I may have caught a cold once from an ex though.

Did they sneeze on your meat?"

This morning? I hope not, as I'll contact the Food Standards Agency against the café.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forget the title, when was the last time you caught an STD?

This is an experiment on reading threads... for science!"

Seriously dude, what the hell are you thinking!! People wouldn't tell you if they had.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Never that I know of.

I've eaten bacon though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had bacon for breakfast and never had an std...touch wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forget the title, when was the last time you caught an STD?

This is an experiment on reading threads... for science!

Seriously dude, what the hell are you thinking!! People wouldn't tell you if they had. "

Some will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had an STD, can't remember the last time I had bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you catch STDs off bacon?.... I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just recived a fluffy plushie gonorrhea in the post today does that count?

For a friend's Christmas gift lol

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield


"Forget the title, when was the last time you caught an STD?

This is an experiment on reading threads... for science!"

The nearest we have been to a STD was at the start of a phone call (subscriber trunk dialling) we have never had a STI and get checked every 4-6 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20 years since i had a bacon sarnie.

To my knowledge never had an STD.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon - as carcinogenic as alcohol or tobacco according to a new WHO report!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three quarters of sexually active women will catch HPV.....and not know it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just recived a fluffy plushie gonorrhea in the post today does that count?

For a friend's Christmas gift lol "

I want one of those!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bacon - as carcinogenic as alcohol or tobacco according to a new WHO report!!"

Toast and bbq food is carcinogenic too if I remember. Smoked food too I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never

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By *is_irtygirlCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there


"Bacon - as carcinogenic as alcohol or tobacco according to a new WHO report!!"

The WHO need to get with the times. That story has been out for years. It will never stop me enjoying bacon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forget the title, when was the last time you caught an STD?

This is an experiment on reading threads... for science!"

Year before last.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a Chicken, Bacon and Three Cheese Toastie from Greggs at 10am, Mouth watering

Never had a STD

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Forget the title, when was the last time you caught an STD?

This is an experiment on reading threads... for science!

Year before last."

Damn... that's a long time to wait for a bacon sandwich.

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By *eLuv2PlayCouple
over a year ago

Alpena

Blt yesterday.

Std never.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bacon - as carcinogenic as alcohol or tobacco according to a new WHO report!!

Toast and bbq food is carcinogenic too if I remember. Smoked food too I think."

There's only one thing that's official non carcinogenic it's some random chemical used as a precursor for something.

Everything else in the world is catagorised as carcinogenic or may cause cancer lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I had bacon yesterday."

Does that mean you had an STI yesterday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never that's I know of "

me either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just had a bacon sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just had a bacon sandwich."

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I just had a bacon sandwich."

Is this bacon from a pig in bread of some sort or another STI?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never that's I know of

me either "

You're not trying hard enough!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone had any this morning?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yeah... with HP sauce and washed down with a proper coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah... with HP sauce and washed down with a proper coffee.

"

Sicko.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

On the plus side I haven't caught an STD since my previous post either

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Yeah... with HP sauce and washed down with a proper coffee.

Sicko."

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Do STDs smell like bacon butties?

Even if they did...not sure I would want one

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"When I was 17 I was young carefree and silly...

I haven't had anything since and get tested every three months at minimum..just had my all clear text on Wed woohoo xx"

You can get tested now for bacon?

Bloody muslims/jews get everywhere

Hopefully I'll be giving Mrs ddc some tonight, with a nice piece of breast, and some cream, in a pie.

Now, what's all this about not/mis-reading the OP?

Mr ddc

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

No STDS but had bacon on Wednesday

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By *ricky_DickyMan
over a year ago

Mirfield

Never mind STD's they've now decided bacon is bad for you and you shouldn't eat more than 2 rashers a day because it increases the risk of cancer.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

About two weeks ago ....why ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 40 minutes ago.

Never had an STD thankfully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had an std and have bacon and sos every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forget the title, when was the last time you caught an STD?

This is an experiment on reading threads... for science!"
Can you catch an STD from bacon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 2 hours ago x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never mind STD's they've now decided bacon is bad for you and you shouldn't eat more than 2 rashers a day because it increases the risk of cancer. "

I had 4 slices on my sandwich lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never cought a STI, my ex husband cought gonorreah when we were still married I'm just glad our marriage we sexless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had one my ex wife had clamydia but I didn't strange that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RAF taught me well. If you're gonna shag it bag it! It was on a power point presentation and everything!! Never had an STD. Only go bare when with someone I know well and trust and been tested xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

At the weekend.

Was delicious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At the weekend.

Was delicious!"

Dirty old man!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"At the weekend.

Was delicious!"

With pancakes and maple syrup!

*drools*

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Never....bacon however!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who has caught an std while eating bacon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never had one but would need to actually do stuff with a woman to even stand a chance of catching one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who has caught an std while eating bacon?"

Kermit the frog?

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