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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need a giggle and to feel less of a muppet. So what have you lot tried to cook/bake and it's not gone to plan?!

Iv just tried to bake brownies, followed my sisters method 8and recipe, hers are lush.

Mine however is more cake like than brownie and I'm not impressed!!

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By *om Tom 1969Man
over a year ago

liverpool

My wife told me that her sister's first curry cooked for her husband was made with rice...pudding,,,that takes some topping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can burn water!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first moved in with my ex, I had just turned 20 and I couldn't even cook bacon, I sat on the floor with a burnt pan, cremated bacon and loads of smoke!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My wife told me that her sister's first curry cooked for her husband was made with rice...pudding,,,that takes some topping!"

that sounds pretty gross!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got food allergies, and literally everything I make could be used as a weapon. Essentially I can make various flavours of brick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I first moved in with my ex, I had just turned 20 and I couldn't even cook bacon, I sat on the floor with a burnt pan, cremated bacon and loads of smoke!!! "

How?! That's essential hangover food did you not drink as a teenager?!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

When I was an unemployed ex-student I saw a recipe for cooked rice mixed with soup mix. It was awful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got food allergies, and literally everything I make could be used as a weapon. Essentially I can make various flavours of brick "

New take on a gingerbread cottage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a giggle and to feel less of a muppet. So what have you lot tried to cook/bake and it's not gone to plan?!

Iv just tried to bake brownies, followed my sisters method 8and recipe, hers are lush.

Mine however is more cake like than brownie and I'm not impressed!! "

Chuck some dollops of fudge icing on it and call it cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now iv tried it I'm less irritated, tastes lush!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I made an omlette once. It looked as though someone had vomited in my pan. I took a photo and showed some friends and they still cast it up years later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I made an omlette once. It looked as though someone had vomited in my pan. I took a photo and showed some friends and they still cast it up years later. "

My omelette are perfection.

Pork chops on the other hand, well my ex called them pork crisps!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Managed to slice the tip of my finger off with a big knife whilst chopping onions and trying to watch TV simultaneously in my first flat.

Still got the scar but I'm a great cook now!

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

I boiled the water dry once in a saucepan some years back now, Also thou I don,t buy cheese much now its a great Compliment with other dishes, one I Regularly cooked was a large omelette, And grated cheddar cheese melted Together often for my breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While visiting a friend at her uni we decided to get a pizza before going out. She removed the outer packaging (the box it was in) and put the pizza still in its plastic in the oven. The smell was not good and she nearly set the fire alarms off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I first moved in with my ex, I had just turned 20 and I couldn't even cook bacon, I sat on the floor with a burnt pan, cremated bacon and loads of smoke!!!

How?! That's essential hangover food did you not drink as a teenager?! "

In a word, no!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did Home Economics to A level. Everything from collapsing soufflés to exploding sponges. Lamb chops tend to defeat me these days - undercooked but still manage to set off the smoke alarm!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"I made an omlette once. It looked as though someone had vomited in my pan. I took a photo and showed some friends and they still cast it up years later. "

My 9 year old makes a great omelette

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"Did Home Economics to A level. Everything from collapsing soufflés to exploding sponges. Lamb chops tend to defeat me these days - undercooked but still manage to set off the smoke alarm!"
the grill pan is not my Favourite place to cook, where spitting Fat is concerned things tend to quickly get volatile, much prefer to cook inside The oven and useing foil when possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hubby is a chef now so cooking disasters are a thing of the past for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A friend came to stay a few days earlier in the week. I burnt his toast. And set off the smoke alarm, twice.

Don't think I'm going to live it down for a while.

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