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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need someone to play with

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Play with yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I saw something on another thread about carving out an aubergine if you don't get a meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I plan on playing just need a little tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I saw something on another thread about carving out an aubergine if you don't get a meet "

Good plan! The Japanese had a thing for lukewarm potnoodles, try that if you can't get anything else from your oh so sexy anyone will do thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can't use aubergine have none in the house

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Can't use aubergine have none in the house "

You don't have anyone to play with in the house either, but an aubergine would be easier to acquire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can't go out in naked and horny in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't use aubergine have none in the house

You don't have anyone to play with in the house either, but an aubergine would be easier to acquire "

This made me lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Can't use aubergine have none in the house

You don't have anyone to play with in the house either, but an aubergine would be easier to acquire "

OP is married so he probably does have someone to play with at some point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't use aubergine have none in the house

You don't have anyone to play with in the house either, but an aubergine would be easier to acquire

OP is married so he probably does have someone to play with at some point."

In which case scooping questionable holes in foodstuffs might be inappropriate, which brings us back to pot noodles...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't use aubergine have none in the house "

Grapefruit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple pie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bowl of custard!

Ok I'll stop now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No wait....ask Taff if ya can borrow his fleshlight!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"No wait....ask Taff if ya can borrow his fleshlight! "

Hope he's washed it out!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Op can't accom, travel or get out of bed, so I'm thinking his chances are poor to non existent - is there a key under the door mat, for us to let ourselves in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No wait....ask Taff if ya can borrow his fleshlight!

Hope he's washed it out!"

Some people like stirring the cold porridge....always better to ask first

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"No wait....ask Taff if ya can borrow his fleshlight!

Hope he's washed it out!

Some people like stirring the cold porridge....always better to ask first "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I need someone to play with

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Monopoly?

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