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When machines rise against us, which personal or household appliance worries you the most?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that blends, shreds, dices and slices is kinda scary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the washing machine....not looking forward to his revenge!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

for me its my oven-ive neglected it at times

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Las Palmas GC


"the washing machine....not looking forward to his revenge!"

Mine too....he must be be well pissed off with me wrapping my legs around him while he is in full spin cycle!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

my washing machine has already given me jip this afternoon but i have tamed it with some boiling water!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hoover - I have a cylinder and I am constantly pulling it around after me, making sure its always behind me because I am master, I am rough and tough with it and I make it work every day. Im scared of the time when it takes its revenge and where will it stick its hose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we've got a Henry hoover, and our dog is always trying to fight it whenever anybody gets it out

I'd bet our dog would be first on the hit list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Kettle lol, well it does reach boiling point quite often lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"we've got a Henry hoover, and our dog is always trying to fight it whenever anybody gets it out

I'd bet our dog would be first on the hit list "
ooooooh ive put my henry in hospital twice...im worried now

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

Dunno, it'll interrupt womens' work, so it won't concern me unless my shirts aren't ironed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

since every household has something - there is nowhere to run

so this why i'm cradling my oven and calling it hot stuff now and again. so it will remember me to the machines when the time comes and allow me to live.

i'm going to be so alone whats the point ahh let them take me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The microwave. It nags something terrible. Beep, beep, beep, beep......causing me to shout;

"I know you're fooking finished but the instructions say 'leave to stand for two minutes'. And you know why that is? Cos you're a dangerous bastard that has to go over the top and heat everything to hot lava levels"

So I reckon when it can break free of it's socket it will nuke me nads for starters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He he Tiger is just as scared of the dyson as the cats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know about household appliances, I've had them all for years and treated them well. Ok, I may have slammed the washing machine door a little hard, spilt milk in the microwave, let spaghetti sauce boil over on the hob but I'm sure they wouldn't turn on me!

Unlike the vicious bastard Wii Fit that I've had all of five minutes! All I did was stand on it: calling me a lard arse with no balance was uncalled for! I'm afraid: VERY afraid!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Unlike the vicious bastard Wii Fit that I've had all of five minutes! All I did was stand on it: calling me a lard arse with no balance was uncalled for! I'm afraid: VERY afraid! "

Wait till you see how it responds to being used after a long period of non-use.

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By *ucati1098Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

Scales are my problem keeps telling to get off and sort the bmi out. So I put them back in the box and shut the lid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sure the "Electric" Meter - has done something similar recently !!!

it`s got to the stage where it`s now started extorting money from us on a regular basis !! im afraid....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the electric toothbrush

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By *ucati1098Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

That explains the nasty beeping noise from under the stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unlike the vicious bastard Wii Fit that I've had all of five minutes! All I did was stand on it: calling me a lard arse with no balance was uncalled for! I'm afraid: VERY afraid!

Wait till you see how it responds to being used after a long period of non-use.

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I have that to come huh as I've not been near it since Christmas Day! I'm still smarting, being a delicate sensitive soul! Even my size 8 19 year old daughter was offended when it told her her Wii fit age was 34 lol!

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