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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

So, are you the sort that likes to wait for the surprise of your presents, or do you too send your wife off to the tip with the old guttering while you rummage through all the carrier bags?

Mr ddc

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"So, are you the sort that likes to wait for the surprise of your presents, or do you too send your wife off to the tip with the old guttering while you rummage through all the carrier bags?

Mr ddc"

The latter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always beat it out of my ex husband what I got!!! Lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I like surprises although I do try and get it out of them but would be pissed off if they told me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What surprise new socks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty useless at waiting for surprises

And I generally provide a list

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

After years of disappointments Mrs ddc gives me a list for her birthday

For other people she uses the joint credit card, though now shows me what "we've" bought (after an embarrassing Christmas when I said to her mother "ooh, that's nice, who bought you that?" Only to be told "You did, don't you remember buying it?" )

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"What surprise new socks! "

Yep

More worryingly, no Smarties

(Hi Oatie!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had some interesting birthday pressies this year

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When I was with the ex, the only thing I asked for was a bottle of JD and a chocolate orange, anything after that was a bonus and was willing to wait for the surprise. Some were lovely , others less so

I miss having someone to buy presents for as I used almost an entire roll of wrapping paper and sellotape for each present and hid them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life would be easier if everyone had an Amazon wishlist.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Ahhh bless, she's just come back and gone to hide them upstairs so I can't see them.

.

(Soooooo much trouble )

On the bright side, I may not be needing much make-up for the Hallowe'en avatar challenge...

(Fingers crossed fresh raspberry mille-feuilles will placate her)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was dreadful as a kid, always rummaging in the backs of cupboards to see what I might be getting for my birthday or Christmas.

I'm a little more restrained now

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm the best person in the world for surprises, jays still on cloud nine sine his last and that was beginning of september

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, are you the sort that likes to wait for the surprise of your presents, or do you too send your wife off to the tip with the old guttering while you rummage through all the carrier bags?

Mr ddc"

Is this a subtle way of getting someone to shoehorn the Christmas word into a thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't give to receive obviously but after giving my friend a really great birthday present in march I was a bit let down with the crap perfume she gave me for mine.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Is this a subtle way of getting someone to shoehorn the Christmas word into a thread?

"

Noooo,

My birthday, Hallowe'en, bonfire night, Mrs ddc's birthday. Only then are we allowed to use the 'C' word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not fond of surprise presents as both the giver and the receiver need to be attuned for it to work. I am rarely on the same wavelength as others, even those closest to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol once my missus or children say they got a surprise for me its game over! I'm like a dog with a bone....... poor kids even hide there advent calenders from me

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Always like the surprise.

As children we'd be told where the presents were and not to go in there. And none of us did

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"What surprise new socks! "

So, after struggling for days matching the colours of the random multi-coloured stripes on my new socks to the colour of my pants and shirt, Mrs ddc has just admitted that she bought them deliberately to mess with my head.

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What surprise new socks!

So, after struggling for days matching the colours of the random multi-coloured stripes on my new socks to the colour of my pants and shirt, Mrs ddc has just admitted that she bought them deliberately to mess with my head.

Mr ddc"

Revenge for your unreasonable birthday cake demands

Won't do that again will you?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"What surprise new socks!

So, after struggling for days matching the colours of the random multi-coloured stripes on my new socks to the colour of my pants and shirt, Mrs ddc has just admitted that she bought them deliberately to mess with my head.

Mr ddc

Revenge for your unreasonable birthday cake demands

Won't do that again will you? "

Next year I'm going to insist on striped Smarties - that ought to keep her quiet for a bit...

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"What surprise new socks!

So, after struggling for days matching the colours of the random multi-coloured stripes on my new socks to the colour of my pants and shirt, Mrs ddc has just admitted that she bought them deliberately to mess with my head.

Mr ddc"

I actually thought it would be easier as you could just pick the first pair out of the drawer and wear em!

Either that or you'd ask me to take them back.

Mrs DDC

PS

Striped smarties, omg, good job he's old enough to have forgotten this by next year. (I hope)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've recently told people to spend more on my nieces rather than give me stuff as I don't need anything. That backfired as now I receive money equivalent. I don't think my family quite understood what I meant

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

I actually thought it would be easier as you could just pick the first pair out of the drawer and wear em!

"

27 years, and still she doesn't know me

(Which is the 'shaking head in a disconsolate manner' emoticon?)

And where's that "Should I try to change him?" thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I actually thought it would be easier as you could just pick the first pair out of the drawer and wear em!

27 years, and still she doesn't know me

(Which is the 'shaking head in a disconsolate manner' emoticon?)

And where's that "Should I try to change him?" thread..."

Poor fellow, maybe perhaps you should purchase handcuffs and each year Mrs DDC buys you presents that aren't to your satisfaction, you handcuff her somewhere to think about what she's done

Disclaimer: this may contravene human rights act

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

I actually thought it would be easier as you could just pick the first pair out of the drawer and wear em!

27 years, and still she doesn't know me

(Which is the 'shaking head in a disconsolate manner' emoticon?)

And where's that "Should I try to change him?" thread...

Poor fellow, maybe perhaps you should purchase handcuffs and each year Mrs DDC buys you presents that aren't to your satisfaction, you handcuff her somewhere to think about what she's done

Disclaimer: this may contravene human rights act "

I rue the day they made 'obey' voluntary in the wedding vows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I actually thought it would be easier as you could just pick the first pair out of the drawer and wear em!

27 years, and still she doesn't know me

(Which is the 'shaking head in a disconsolate manner' emoticon?)

And where's that "Should I try to change him?" thread...

Poor fellow, maybe perhaps you should purchase handcuffs and each year Mrs DDC buys you presents that aren't to your satisfaction, you handcuff her somewhere to think about what she's done

Disclaimer: this may contravene human rights act

I rue the day they made 'obey' voluntary in the wedding vows

"

Is this a hint that you want a tardis for Christmas young man?

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