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POETS Day! *

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

(* Ok, technically it's not Saturday tomorrow, but we have the day off, and if I put POETF day I was worried you'd think I had a speach impediment )

All jobs finished early, dinner was cooked last night as I thought I'd overrun, I've tidied up AND put all the tools away*

How should I fill my spare hour before Mrs ddc gets home? What do you do to reward yourself?

Mr ddc

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* technically they're in a pile just inside the workshop, but if Mrs ddc doesn't put them away herself, how will I spend hours trying to find them next time?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

*Speech

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"*Speech "

Bugger

There's got to be something better to do than proof-reeed

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd nip to the shops, buy 20 tubes of smarties, pick out the orange ones, eat the rest and save Mrs ddc a little job.

(I had to google POETS day!)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'd nip to the shops, buy 20 tubes of smarties, pick out the orange ones, eat the rest and save Mrs ddc a little job.

(I had to google POETS day!) "

You've obviously never worked on site then young lady

In short then Mr DDC, I suggest you hoover the entire house, do the dusting and make sure everything is spick & span for when your lovely lady returns

Failing that, you could always crack open a beer and have a wank

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Failing that, you could always crack open a beer and have a wank "

At the same time?

That has the potential to get messy

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I'd nip to the shops, buy 20 tubes of smarties, pick out the orange ones, eat the rest and save Mrs ddc a little job.

(I had to google POETS day!) "

But then she wouldn't gain that special feeling of satisfaction for a job well done.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Failing that, you could always crack open a beer and have a wank

At the same time?

That has the potential to get messy

"

Do you not have a wank sock

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Failing that, you could always crack open a beer and have a wank

At the same time?

That has the potential to get messy

Do you not have a wank sock "

Good lord, no - I have monogrammed silk handkerchiefs (-chieves? )

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ah, that's all very well, but have you got matching his & hers ones

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Ah, that's all very well, but have you got matching his & hers ones "

Women use wankerchiefs too?

Meanwhile, stand by your beds, she's back and ironically I've forgotten to put the oven on to reheat the goulash & make the dumplings

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You're shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah, that's all very well, but have you got matching his & hers ones

Women use wankerchiefs too?

Meanwhile, stand by your beds, she's back and ironically I've forgotten to put the oven on to reheat the goulash & make the dumplings

"

Uh-oh....you're in trouble

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Ah, that's all very well, but have you got matching his & hers ones

Women use wankerchiefs too?

Meanwhile, stand by your beds, she's back and ironically I've forgotten to put the oven on to reheat the goulash & make the dumplings

Uh-oh....you're in trouble "

Even more so when she reads the other thread and discovers I've been rummaging through her 'secret things'

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

You're shit!

"

No, I'm just a man

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When you say "forgotten", quick delete your browser history

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"When you say "forgotten", quick delete your browser history "

No good, she uses the "recent threads you've posted to" feature

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"When you say "forgotten", quick delete your browser history

No good, she uses the "recent threads you've posted to" feature

"

Just sat down after a busy evening cake baking and wrapping and imagine my surprise.......

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I'd nip to the shops, buy 20 tubes of smarties, pick out the orange ones, eat the rest and save Mrs ddc a little job.

(I had to google POETS day!) "

Thank you _irtygirl (wish I'd read earlier!) I decided on the jeopardy of buying 4pack of smarties and letting the number of orange ones to go on top of cake be decided by how many in packs. (Uh, oh!) In first three packs a total of 5, ffs. Luckily 4th pack upped it to 9, imagine the look of disappointment I'd get, so a more colourful display has been designed by yours truly. We'll all be expected to give up any orange ones on our slice of cake anyway.

Mrs DDC

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