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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley

Going though the adverts and some seem almost like a shopping list of must have's. So what are your 3 must haves apart from the pulse, breath etc.

Mine:-

Sense of humour.

Personality

Smelling good

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Cock

Pulse

Be a slow runner (well, slower than me)

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley


"Cock

Pulse

Be a slow runner (well, slower than me) "

Now is that sprint slow or marathon quick

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Cock

Pulse

Be a slow runner (well, slower than me)

Now is that sprint slow or marathon quick "

Hmmm just over short distances - one or two try to make a break for it between the boot and the front door

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley


"Cock

Pulse

Be a slow runner (well, slower than me)

Now is that sprint slow or marathon quick

Hmmm just over short distances - one or two try to make a break for it between the boot and the front door "

Reverse into garage is less hassle if you have one. If not duck tape around angles to slow them up.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Cock

Pulse

Be a slow runner (well, slower than me)

Now is that sprint slow or marathon quick

Hmmm just over short distances - one or two try to make a break for it between the boot and the front door

Reverse into garage is less hassle if you have one. If not duck tape around angles to slow them up. "

No garage unfortunately.

Perhaps a soundproofed garage with an internal door should be on my list...

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley


"Cock

Pulse

Be a slow runner (well, slower than me)

Now is that sprint slow or marathon quick

Hmmm just over short distances - one or two try to make a break for it between the boot and the front door

Reverse into garage is less hassle if you have one. If not duck tape around angles to slow them up.

No garage unfortunately.

Perhaps a soundproofed garage with an internal door should be on my list... "

Stops the neighbours from worrying

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Cock

Pulse

Be a slow runner (well, slower than me)

Now is that sprint slow or marathon quick

Hmmm just over short distances - one or two try to make a break for it between the boot and the front door

Reverse into garage is less hassle if you have one. If not duck tape around angles to slow them up.

No garage unfortunately.

Perhaps a soundproofed garage with an internal door should be on my list...

Stops the neighbours from worrying"

My neighbours are good eggs. They help me stop them running off and even help me bundle them inside on occasion - I'm only petite and the like to lend a hand and be neighbourly.

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