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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

And what five 'luxuries', eg, toothbrush, dildo etcetera, would you be washed up with on a desert island?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A box of Xmas runners and a mutitool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A box of Xmas runners and a mutitool"

xmas tinners!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

A boat. So I could get off the island. And sunblock cos I'm ginger!

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

5 foods - bran flakes, milk, bananas, chicken, pasta.

5 tools - saw, hammer, nails, screws, screwdriver.

5 luxuries - reading materials, sun block, razor, bedding, my pets.

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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"5 foods - bran flakes, milk, bananas, chicken, pasta.

5 tools - saw, hammer, nails, screws, screwdriver.

5 luxuries - reading materials, sun block, razor, bedding, my pets.

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A good list I think. Two of my pets are chickens, so they'd be on my luxury list. 5 foods - milk, rice, oranges, muesli, beef.

5 tools - big knife, shovel, nails, saw, huge pan.

5 luxuries - matches, soap, chickens, bedding, books.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And what five 'luxuries', eg, toothbrush, dildo etcetera, would you be washed up with on a desert island?"
mobile phone , candle , tv control, Amey(Courtney) and some nut crackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooh five foods: loads of uht milk, sherddies, sugar oh that's it, I could live of that forever!

Five essentials: toothbrush and paste (that counts as one right?!) hair brush, dildo, make up (a girls Gotta feel pretty right?) hair clips

Five luxuries: generator, never ending supply of petrol, tv, DVD player and DVDs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomatoes, lemons, garlic, chicken, potatoes.

Machete, saw, hammer, crowbar, shovel.

Soap, toothbrush, compass, fishing reel, luxury yacht

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Whet stone , machete ,wire saw ,axe and large cast iron cooking pot.

Potatoes , herbs, peas , meat , rice

live chickens and cockerel, fishing net,

iodine , hair bands . blankets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food- Sausage, bacon, beans, bread, potatoes

Tools- Machete, saw, torch, water sanitiser, shovel

Luxury- radio, kindle with all my books on it, dutch oven, egg laying chicken, lighting flint

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"5 foods - bran flakes, milk, bananas, chicken, pasta.

5 tools - saw, hammer, nails, screws, screwdriver.

5 luxuries - reading materials, sun block, razor, bedding, my pets.

A good list I think. Two of my pets are chickens, so they'd be on my luxury list. 5 foods - milk, rice, oranges, muesli, beef.

5 tools - big knife, shovel, nails, saw, huge pan.

5 luxuries - matches, soap, chickens, bedding, books."

Hmm yes now i'm wondering how i'd cook my pasta without having to make fire from scratch with a flint stone or kindling.

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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Ah well, I forewent a hammer from my tools list, because I reckon that if I wrapped foliage around my hands, I could use a big stone to bang nails in. Likewise I forewent a toothbrush because I could probably use something else. Don't ask what. I haven't got that far yet. With milk I could make butter and cheese. Again, with what I'm not quite sure. God knows what I'd feed the chickens with! I think I'll stay home. Who needs their own island?!

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"Ah well, I forewent a hammer from my tools list, because I reckon that if I wrapped foliage around my hands, I could use a big stone to bang nails in. Likewise I forewent a toothbrush because I could probably use something else. Don't ask what. I haven't got that far yet. With milk I could make butter and cheese. Again, with what I'm not quite sure. God knows what I'd feed the chickens with! I think I'll stay home. Who needs their own island?! "

Unless it has a Richard Branson style resort on it I think i'll stay put too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whet stone , machete ,wire saw ,axe and large cast iron cooking pot.

Potatoes , herbs, peas , meat , rice

live chickens and cockerel, fishing net,

iodine , hair bands . blankets "

It sounds like you have done this sort of thing before.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"Ooooooh five foods: loads of uht milk, sherddies, sugar oh that's it, I could live of that forever!

Five essentials: toothbrush and paste (that counts as one right?!) hair brush, dildo, make up (a girls Gotta feel pretty right?) hair clips

Five luxuries: generator, never ending supply of petrol, tv, DVD player and DVDs!"

But you have no car for your petrol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooooh five foods: loads of uht milk, sherddies, sugar oh that's it, I could live of that forever!

Five essentials: toothbrush and paste (that counts as one right?!) hair brush, dildo, make up (a girls Gotta feel pretty right?) hair clips

Five luxuries: generator, never ending supply of petrol, tv, DVD player and DVDs!

But you have no car for your petrol! "

Pssst. I think its for the generator

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"Ooooooh five foods: loads of uht milk, sherddies, sugar oh that's it, I could live of that forever!

Five essentials: toothbrush and paste (that counts as one right?!) hair brush, dildo, make up (a girls Gotta feel pretty right?) hair clips

Five luxuries: generator, never ending supply of petrol, tv, DVD player and DVDs!

But you have no car for your petrol!

Pssst. I think its for the generator "

Ok, i'm a natural blonde, I didn't know generators ran on petrol!

Thought they ran on chicken pooh or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And what five 'luxuries', eg, toothbrush, dildo etcetera, would you be washed up with on a desert island?"

Luxuries Working satellite phone , flares , gps . Matches Adequate sleeping bag

Food sandwiches , flask of coffee, bottle of water . Chocolate

Don't need much won't be there long obviously

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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Ooooooh five foods: loads of uht milk, sherddies, sugar oh that's it, I could live of that forever!

Five essentials: toothbrush and paste (that counts as one right?!) hair brush, dildo, make up (a girls Gotta feel pretty right?) hair clips

Five luxuries: generator, never ending supply of petrol, tv, DVD player and DVDs!

But you have no car for your petrol!

Pssst. I think its for the generator

Ok, i'm a natural blonde, I didn't know generators ran on petrol!

Thought they ran on chicken pooh or something. "

Ah, I think we've just found another use for the chickens!

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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Maybe one of the luxuries could be Bear Grylls. He's deadly irritating, but if I leant him my big knife, he could catch some dinner.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"Ooooooh five foods: loads of uht milk, sherddies, sugar oh that's it, I could live of that forever!

Five essentials: toothbrush and paste (that counts as one right?!) hair brush, dildo, make up (a girls Gotta feel pretty right?) hair clips

Five luxuries: generator, never ending supply of petrol, tv, DVD player and DVDs!

But you have no car for your petrol!

Pssst. I think its for the generator

Ok, i'm a natural blonde, I didn't know generators ran on petrol!

Thought they ran on chicken pooh or something.

Ah, I think we've just found another use for the chickens!"

Chickens are infinitely useful on this desert island it seems!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And what five 'luxuries', eg, toothbrush, dildo etcetera, would you be washed up with on a desert island?"

A friend, lord of the rings monopoly, a book of trivial pursuit questions and answers, a fishing rod, and a book on survival

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By *rtemisia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

So what five luxuries would a friend bring - apart from a gun to shoot you for bringing Monopoly?!

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