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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

got a good reaction to this on fetlife so I thought I'd repost here...

Does anyone else get off on going into the pharmacy/chemists/Boots and buying large condoms?

I think it's super sexy when the person serving you has a little smile to themselves, even better if they're hot

I actually had one assistant write her number on the receipt with a note for "customer satisfaction survey purposes..."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

They're called Magnums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not something I'm ever gonna experience

I'm sure it's awesome when it happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They're called Magnums "

I quite like the Skyn ones... magnums are a bit like wearing a rubber dingy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends.

I buy pasante extra large and no one has ever commented.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I went into the GUM clinic after a hospital appointment to pick some up. Unfortunately my Mum had insisted on coming with me. She winked at me when we left after she heard me asking for large ones!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went into the GUM clinic after a hospital appointment to pick some up. Unfortunately my Mum had insisted on coming with me. She winked at me when we left after she heard me asking for large ones! "

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends.

I buy pasante extra large and no one has ever commented. "

have to have a look at them, 'large' is better than 'king sized', has there ever been a king who was renown for being hung like a baboon on viagra?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago it was standing joke amongst shipyard workers that American sailors announced their arrival in port by intentionally throwing oversized condoms into the river around their ship hoping it would attract local females .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many years ago it was standing joke amongst shipyard workers that American sailors announced their arrival in port by intentionally throwing oversized condoms into the river around their ship hoping it would attract local females .....

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I read it somewhere that they dropped extra large condoms all over Germany during the war but with small/normal written on them,

Just propaganda to make the Germans think they all had little cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know? Only ever bought extra small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many years ago it was standing joke amongst shipyard workers that American sailors announced their arrival in port by intentionally throwing oversized condoms into the river around their ship hoping it would attract local females .....

I read it somewhere that they dropped extra large condoms all over Germany during the war but with small/normal written on them,

Just propaganda to make the Germans think they all had little cocks

"

The americans definitely did this in Vietnam...

The brits did something a little more practical amd 'accidentally' lost a plane load of cigarettes over enemy territory near the front line. ..but they were all laced with opiates so the opposing force were all mashed when going into battle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could offer to deliver some to those enquiring? You wanted a use for that van.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many years ago it was standing joke amongst shipyard workers that American sailors announced their arrival in port by intentionally throwing oversized condoms into the river around their ship hoping it would attract local females .....

I read it somewhere that they dropped extra large condoms all over Germany during the war but with small/normal written on them,

Just propaganda to make the Germans think they all had little cocks

The americans definitely did this in Vietnam...

"

Yes I think it was Vietnam

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could offer to deliver some to those enquiring? You wanted a use for that van. "

express delivery to you Boney

I did put the van to good use last month, met a couple and they BOTH couldn't sit down for a week...

...I nicked their sofa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive never bought a condom in my life. I've always asked if she has them and pray she said yes. I've never compared sizes or anything so I'm in the dark here about what size I would even buy.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ive never bought a condom in my life. I've always asked if she has them and pray she said yes. I've never compared sizes or anything so I'm in the dark here about what size I would even buy. "

Seriously?

You need to get with the program lovely... it's as much your responsibility as it is hers. It'll be more so if you end up in a situation you don't want to end up in. Your local GUM clinic will give you them free and most likely a stash of different kinds. Be responsible always.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

No but I did need to get some extra large ones when I was seeing a guy for many months. Still have quite a few left.

I'm pretty sure I have made someone's day by saying "Hang on, you're going to need one of these...."

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"got a good reaction to this on fetlife so I thought I'd repost here...

Does anyone else get off on going into the pharmacy/chemists/Boots and buying large condoms?

I think it's super sexy when the person serving you has a little smile to themselves, even better if they're hot

I actually had one assistant write her number on the receipt with a note for "customer satisfaction survey purposes...""

Town Centre chemist......lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Ive never bought a condom in my life. I've always asked if she has them and pray she said yes. I've never compared sizes or anything so I'm in the dark here about what size I would even buy. "

Oh dear oh dear

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

There's an old joke about condoms...

"Did you know that every condom has a unique serial number stamped into it?"

"No?...you obviously don't need to roll it back enough"

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"There's an old joke about condoms...

"Did you know that every condom has a unique serial number stamped into it?"

"No?...you obviously don't need to roll it back enough""

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"got a good reaction to this on fetlife so I thought I'd repost here...

Does anyone else get off on going into the pharmacy/chemists/Boots and buying large condoms?

I think it's super sexy when the person serving you has a little smile to themselves, even better if they're hot

I actually had one assistant write her number on the receipt with a note for "customer satisfaction survey purposes...""

Who were you buying them for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"got a good reaction to this on fetlife so I thought I'd repost here...

Does anyone else get off on going into the pharmacy/chemists/Boots and buying large condoms?

I think it's super sexy when the person serving you has a little smile to themselves, even better if they're hot

I actually had one assistant write her number on the receipt with a note for "customer satisfaction survey purposes..."

Who were you buying them for? "

Oy.... grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're called Magnums "

I prefer a solero more fruity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skyn large for me they are are superb.

Though I have never been given a number at the chemists bar the waiting in line ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"got a good reaction to this on fetlife so I thought I'd repost here...

Does anyone else get off on going into the pharmacy/chemists/Boots and buying large condoms?

I think it's super sexy when the person serving you has a little smile to themselves, even better if they're hot

I actually had one assistant write her number on the receipt with a note for "customer satisfaction survey purposes..."

Who were you buying them for?

Oy.... grrrr "

couldn't resist it's the scouse in me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could offer to deliver some to those enquiring? You wanted a use for that van.

express delivery to you Boney

I did put the van to good use last month, met a couple and they BOTH couldn't sit down for a week...

...I nicked their sofa!"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My mate downstairs came up and gave me a handful last time I had a meet, well he is a black dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're using extra safe I'm not convinced anyone needs large condoms. Try filling on up with water, they stretch well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you're using extra safe I'm not convinced anyone needs large condoms. Try filling on up with water, they stretch well. "

They may stretch but I've broken a few normal sized ones, not worth the risk...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're called Magnums

I quite like the Skyn ones... magnums are a bit like wearing a rubber dingy "

I find skyns tear very easily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're using extra safe I'm not convinced anyone needs large condoms. Try filling on up with water, they stretch well. "

Yeah but they're still tight and that makes it uncomfortable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went into the GUM clinic after a hospital appointment to pick some up. Unfortunately my Mum had insisted on coming with me. She winked at me when we left after she heard me asking for large ones! "

Hahaha sat here tittering to myself I love a good giggle

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