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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Days until Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Days until Christmas "

stop it

Putting my fingers in my ears and going lalalalalala....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Days until Christmas

stop it

Putting my fingers in my ears and going lalalalalala.... "

Are you sure you don't mean Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs, not had halloween yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas has been cancelled!

Santa was caught speeding in his sleigh, over 10,000mph on a 30mph zone!

Also breathalysed and was 8 times over the limit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm counting down too, can't wait to get the tree up, and already done half my present buying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ffs, not had halloween yet. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Days until Christmas

stop it

Putting my fingers in my ears and going lalalalalala....

Are you sure you don't mean Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la?"

You are not funny ya know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ffs, not had halloween yet. "

10 more days 'til Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

10 more days 'til halloween,

Silver shamrock!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Days until Christmas

stop it

Putting my fingers in my ears and going lalalalalala....

Are you sure you don't mean Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la?

You are not funny ya know "

Ho ho ho

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"Days until Christmas

stop it

Putting my fingers in my ears and going lalalalalala....

Are you sure you don't mean Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la?

You are not funny ya know

Ho ho ho "

Who are you calling a ho?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Days until Christmas "

I honestly thought this was going to be an age thread. Was gonna scout for gilfs... Where's Mrs Santa hiding?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"Days until Christmas

Where's Mrs Santa hiding?"

Pegging Mr Santa with a big dildo whilst tugging on his beard screaming Whos Ya Daddy Fatboy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Days until Christmas

Where's Mrs Santa hiding?

Pegging Mr Santa with a big dildo whilst tugging on his beard screaming Whos Ya Daddy Fatboy"

In the background plays bloody wham

"Last Christmas

I gave you my heart

The very next day"

Mrs Santa destroyed Santa's ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Days until Christmas

stop it

Putting my fingers in my ears and going lalalalalala....

Are you sure you don't mean Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la?

You are not funny ya know

Ho ho ho

Who are you calling a ho?! "

Haha. I'm innocent really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Days until Christmas

Where's Mrs Santa hiding?

Pegging Mr Santa with a big dildo whilst tugging on his beard screaming Whos Ya Daddy Fatboy

In the background plays bloody wham

"Last Christmas

I gave you my heart

The very next day"

Mrs Santa destroyed Santa's ass "

Might explain why he has so much time off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ffs, not had halloween yet.

10 more days 'til Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

10 more days 'til halloween,

Silver shamrock!

"

I had to google silver shamrock. Just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Days until Christmas

Where's Mrs Santa hiding?

Pegging Mr Santa with a big dildo whilst tugging on his beard screaming Whos Ya Daddy Fatboy

In the background plays bloody wham

"Last Christmas

I gave you my heart

The very next day"

Mrs Santa destroyed Santa's ass

Might explain why he has so much time off "

Mrs Santa uses a 20 incher that's 6 in girth.

Santa's not fat, just severely stretched

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ffs, not had halloween yet.

10 more days 'til Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

10 more days 'til halloween,

Silver shamrock!

I had to google silver shamrock. Just saying."

Yeah it wasn't a classic by any means. I don't even think michael was even in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Days until Christmas

Where's Mrs Santa hiding?

Pegging Mr Santa with a big dildo whilst tugging on his beard screaming Whos Ya Daddy Fatboy

In the background plays bloody wham

"Last Christmas

I gave you my heart

The very next day"

Mrs Santa destroyed Santa's ass

Might explain why he has so much time off

Mrs Santa uses a 20 incher that's 6 in girth.

Santa's not fat, just severely stretched"
That's an average size under fab guidelines right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ffs, not had halloween yet.

10 more days 'til Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

10 more days 'til halloween,

Silver shamrock!

I had to google silver shamrock. Just saying.

Yeah it wasn't a classic by any means. I don't even think michael was even in it"

*googles sliver shamrock micheael*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to this thread.

Talking about it so early ruins the holiday spirit when it does come. Everyone is sick of it by then

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ffs, not had halloween yet.

10 more days 'til Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

10 more days 'til halloween,

Silver shamrock!

I had to google silver shamrock. Just saying.

Yeah it wasn't a classic by any means. I don't even think michael was even in it

*googles sliver shamrock micheael*"

Its a sequel to the Halloween franchise. Michael Myers was/is the killer who keeps getting killed then shows up in the next sequel. Although bizarrely not this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Days until Christmas

Where's Mrs Santa hiding?

Pegging Mr Santa with a big dildo whilst tugging on his beard screaming Whos Ya Daddy Fatboy

In the background plays bloody wham

"Last Christmas

I gave you my heart

The very next day"

Mrs Santa destroyed Santa's ass

Might explain why he has so much time off

Mrs Santa uses a 20 incher that's 6 in girth.

Santa's not fat, just severely stretched That's an average size under fab guidelines right?"

Jeez, I need to find another website where I can be in the larger range rather than the "huh, got bit by a mosquito" range

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" to this thread.

Talking about it so early ruins the holiday spirit when it does come. Everyone is sick of it by then

-Courtney"

Christmas promotions are already on

Glad they don't have shop radio in Aldi, I can't bear Christmas music when shopping

"Joy to the world"

The radio has been shot by an irate customer on aisle 11

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ffs, not had halloween yet.

10 more days 'til Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

10 more days 'til halloween,

Silver shamrock!

I had to google silver shamrock. Just saying.

Yeah it wasn't a classic by any means. I don't even think michael was even in it

*googles sliver shamrock micheael*

Its a sequel to the Halloween franchise. Michael Myers was/is the killer who keeps getting killed then shows up in the next sequel. Although bizarrely not this one"

I saw him in results yeah. Wasn't sure if it was the right thing or not, is quite confusing when you're out of the loop about something.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ffs, not had halloween yet.

10 more days 'til Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

10 more days 'til halloween,

Silver shamrock!

I had to google silver shamrock. Just saying.

Yeah it wasn't a classic by any means. I don't even think michael was even in it

*googles sliver shamrock micheael*

Its a sequel to the Halloween franchise. Michael Myers was/is the killer who keeps getting killed then shows up in the next sequel. Although bizarrely not this one

I saw him in results yeah. Wasn't sure if it was the right thing or not, is quite confusing when you're out of the loop about something.

"

Happy easter xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Days until Christmas

Where's Mrs Santa hiding?

Pegging Mr Santa with a big dildo whilst tugging on his beard screaming Whos Ya Daddy Fatboy

In the background plays bloody wham

"Last Christmas

I gave you my heart

The very next day"

Mrs Santa destroyed Santa's ass

Might explain why he has so much time off

Mrs Santa uses a 20 incher that's 6 in girth.

Santa's not fat, just severely stretched That's an average size under fab guidelines right?

Jeez, I need to find another website where I can be in the larger range rather than the "huh, got bit by a mosquito" range "

Googly eyes hide a multitude of sins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Days until Christmas "

Piss off Santa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ffs, not had halloween yet.

10 more days 'til Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

10 more days 'til halloween,

Silver shamrock!

I had to google silver shamrock. Just saying.

Yeah it wasn't a classic by any means. I don't even think michael was even in it

*googles sliver shamrock micheael*

Its a sequel to the Halloween franchise. Michael Myers was/is the killer who keeps getting killed then shows up in the next sequel. Although bizarrely not this one

I saw him in results yeah. Wasn't sure if it was the right thing or not, is quite confusing when you're out of the loop about something.

Happy easter xxx"

Aw thanks.

And happy hanukkah to you too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ffs, not had halloween yet.

10 more days 'til Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

10 more days 'til halloween,

Silver shamrock!

I had to google silver shamrock. Just saying.

Yeah it wasn't a classic by any means. I don't even think michael was even in it

*googles sliver shamrock micheael*

Its a sequel to the Halloween franchise. Michael Myers was/is the killer who keeps getting killed then shows up in the next sequel. Although bizarrely not this one

I saw him in results yeah. Wasn't sure if it was the right thing or not, is quite confusing when you're out of the loop about something.

Happy easter xxx

Aw thanks.

And happy hanukkah to you too."

Bit early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Days until Christmas

Where's Mrs Santa hiding?

Pegging Mr Santa with a big dildo whilst tugging on his beard screaming Whos Ya Daddy Fatboy

In the background plays bloody wham

"Last Christmas

I gave you my heart

The very next day"

Mrs Santa destroyed Santa's ass

Might explain why he has so much time off

Mrs Santa uses a 20 incher that's 6 in girth.

Santa's not fat, just severely stretched That's an average size under fab guidelines right?

Jeez, I need to find another website where I can be in the larger range rather than the "huh, got bit by a mosquito" range

Googly eyes hide a multitude of sins "

I'll get some next time I'm in the works and post the worm on fab

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By *ony HardcockMan
over a year ago

Shepperton


"ffs, not had halloween yet. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ffs, not had halloween yet. "

In fairness I could do with a treat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Days until Christmas

Where's Mrs Santa hiding?

Pegging Mr Santa with a big dildo whilst tugging on his beard screaming Whos Ya Daddy Fatboy

In the background plays bloody wham

"Last Christmas

I gave you my heart

The very next day"

Mrs Santa destroyed Santa's ass

Might explain why he has so much time off

Mrs Santa uses a 20 incher that's 6 in girth.

Santa's not fat, just severely stretched That's an average size under fab guidelines right?

Jeez, I need to find another website where I can be in the larger range rather than the "huh, got bit by a mosquito" range

Googly eyes hide a multitude of sins

I'll get some next time I'm in the works and post the worm on fab"

Googly eyes are customisable and come in various sizes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Days until Christmas

Where's Mrs Santa hiding?

Pegging Mr Santa with a big dildo whilst tugging on his beard screaming Whos Ya Daddy Fatboy

In the background plays bloody wham

"Last Christmas

I gave you my heart

The very next day"

Mrs Santa destroyed Santa's ass

Might explain why he has so much time off

Mrs Santa uses a 20 incher that's 6 in girth.

Santa's not fat, just severely stretched That's an average size under fab guidelines right?

Jeez, I need to find another website where I can be in the larger range rather than the "huh, got bit by a mosquito" range

Googly eyes hide a multitude of sins

I'll get some next time I'm in the works and post the worm on fab

Googly eyes are customisable and come in various sizes "

Cool. I'm quite probably gonna do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Days until Christmas "

Ya feckin eejit!

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