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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To eat a banana in a ladylike fashion

What do you find impossible

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Finding a meet within 50 miles of me

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut it into slices and eat with a salad fork or just be plain provocative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licking your elbow, and I'm just one pesky vertebra away from reaching my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Writing neatly, it's a spidery scrawl. How do people make it look pretty? I should have been a doctor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's impossible for a barman to say. " ice and a slice " without sounding gay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cut it into slices and eat with a salad fork or just be plain provocative "

My work mates tease the hell out of me . Maybe I should stop eating them at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Licking your elbow, and I'm just one pesky vertebra away from reaching my "

I just tried, even though I know I can't because of the several failed past attempts. But I have to try every time someone mentions it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat a sugared donut without licking your lips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking about a cat and using the word pussy without giggling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...to please everyone all of the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To wake up and think. " I can't wait to get to work "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating a Cadburys cream egg without biting the head off and inserting my tongue in order to scoop / 'lick out' the cream inside.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's impossible for a barman to say. " ice and a slice " without sounding gay "

What if its a barmaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington


"Licking your elbow, and I'm just one pesky vertebra away from reaching my penis "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licking the jam out of a donut....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Writing neatly, it's a spidery scrawl. How do people make it look pretty? I should have been a doctor."

It is a known fact doctors have scribbly writing , because of all the boobs and willys they get to see.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

To open a packet of Jaffa Cakes without devouring the lot in one go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...to please everyone all of the time.

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I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's impossible for a barman to say. " ice and a slice " without sounding gay

What if its a barmaid "
butch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Writing neatly, it's a spidery scrawl. How do people make it look pretty? I should have been a doctor.

It is a known fact doctors have scribbly writing , because of all the boobs and willys they get to see. "

Looking at boobs and willies, that's my problem! I should desist forthwith to ensure everyone gets a neatly written Xmas card this year...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To open a packet of Jaffa Cakes without devouring the lot in one go "

Totally agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's impossible for a barman to say. " ice and a slice " without sounding gay

What if its a barmaid butch "

I do barwork and there's nothing butch about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To eat a banana in a ladylike fashion

What do you find impossible "

Watching you eat a banana without getting a hard-on...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To eat a banana in a ladylike fashion

What do you find impossible

Watching you eat a banana without getting a hard-on..."

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

To trust a fart to be silent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not to blush like a teenager at my age ... -)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To trust a fart to be silent."

Yes.. Attempting to stifle a fart as discreetly as possible often ends up making it worse...There's the moment when you're afraid to move in case you accidentally squeak.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton


"To trust a fart to be silent.

Yes.. Attempting to stifle a fart as discreetly as possible often ends up making it worse...There's the moment when you're afraid to move in case you accidentally squeak. "

L.M.F.A.O.

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To trust a fart to be silent.

Yes.. Attempting to stifle a fart as discreetly as possible often ends up making it worse...There's the moment when you're afraid to move in case you accidentally squeak.

L.M.F.A.O.

Yes. "

You two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not to blush like a teenager at my age ... -) "

I don't believe that!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not to blush like a teenager at my age ... -)

I don't believe that!! "

Seriously I do .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not to blush like a teenager at my age ... -)

I don't believe that!!

Seriously I do ....."

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding a meet with a lady is proving very challenging. Seem to only get dudes messaging me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To look innocent.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Not to smile when I think of Paul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me to try and say the word brewery without it sounding like bewer-wee

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Not to smile when I think of Paul "

Awww....

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"For me to try and say the word brewery without it sounding like bewer-wee"

Cute! I have the same issue with saying squirrel. Or wolf.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Baking.

I'm shit at baking. I understand it's not difficult but I've given up. Life's too short.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me to try and say the word brewery without it sounding like bewer-wee

Cute! I have the same issue with saying squirrel. Or wolf."

I'm normally fine with my R's but that word always gets me!

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London

...to find a nice girlfriend to share my secret life with

This is a big wish. Please Santa, send her to me

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By *-elleWoman
over a year ago

Romford


"Eating a Cadburys cream egg without biting the head off and inserting my tongue in order to scoop / 'lick out' the cream inside. "
the only way to do it I say, try a walnut whip those edges take skill and mastery X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm what do I find more impossible. !!! getting a meet, or eating tomato soup with chop sticks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to eat my banana in a ladylike fashion

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London


"I like to eat my banana in a ladylike fashion "

And we appreciate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's impossible for a barman to say. " ice and a slice " without sounding gay

What if its a barmaid butch

I do barwork and there's nothing butch about me "
Their certainly isn't

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