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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just one to get the brain working . Or just to hear some hilarious replies. If you was to create a way for swingers to recognise each other what would it be? And why?

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Two nods a wink and a cough whilst scratching buttocks

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Put right forefinger into the hole made by circling the same of the left hand and thumb.

Repeatedly

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Rotate hand counter-clockwise whist fisting someone. This will let them know you are a swinger

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Wear a rubber...when shaking hands. Never too safe

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Say what a fabulous day but over emphasize the FAB bit of the word and wink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going over behind them and rubbing my butt on their butt, slowly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we should all be fitted with a device that makes your nose glow when your 3 feet away from another swinger

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"we should all be fitted with a device that makes your nose glow when your 3 feet away from another swinger "

Rudolph would be in for a grand old time

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Going over behind them and rubbing my butt on their butt, slowly. "

Love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two nods a wink and a cough whilst scratching buttocks "

A visit to the clinic may be required. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put right forefinger into the hole made by circling the same of the left hand and thumb.

Repeatedly "

That would be too hard to work out for the average minded person. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rotate hand counter-clockwise whist fisting someone. This will let them know you are a swinger "
Pmsl..... Love that reply

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Say what a fabulous day but over emphasize the FAB bit of the word and wink "
. Nice idea but what if they not on fab but still swingers. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Going over behind them and rubbing my butt on their butt, slowly. "

That would be hilarious to watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"we should all be fitted with a device that makes your nose glow when your 3 feet away from another swinger "

It's that time of the year most people will have a glowing nose. Lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

We already have it, pampas grass!

Just walk around with a bunch of that shit in your hand and people will be mounting you left right and centre.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Going over behind them and rubbing my butt on their butt, slowly. "

Works for me, when are we doing this?

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might I suggest the Vic Reeves thigh rubbing technique?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just one to get the brain working . Or just to hear some hilarious replies. If you was to create a way for swingers to recognise each other what would it be? And why? "

In a few clubs they're operating a wrist band system. Different colours indicate what you are up for ( or not! )

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Going over behind them and rubbing my butt on their butt, slowly. "

If a bloke had said that all hell would have broken loose!

I don't like the thought of wrist bands in a club, I'd rather go with the flow than limit or restrict myself to stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going over behind them and rubbing my butt on their butt, slowly.

If a bloke had said that all hell would have broken loose!

I don't like the thought of wrist bands in a club, I'd rather go with the flow than limit or restrict myself to stuff. "

I would've laughed, made myself laugh lol. But i can differentiate between reality and fantasy.

I don't like the wristband idea either, have done some stuff i never even fantasised about and it was fun at the time.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Whilst driving: if you overtake someone that catches your eye, put on your rear wiper (for a few sweeps) if they respond by putting on their windscreen wipers, put your rear one on a gain and squirt the washer, if they follow suit, you're in.

Warning - not to be used in wet weather - you could give someone a nasty shock, when all they were doing was trying to see where they were going.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just one to get the brain working . Or just to hear some hilarious replies. If you was to create a way for swingers to recognise each other what would it be? And why?

In a few clubs they're operating a wrist band system. Different colours indicate what you are up for ( or not! )"

Good idea. Would it work on the streets? Ponders????? !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whilst driving: if you overtake someone that catches your eye, put on your rear wiper (for a few sweeps) if they respond by putting on their windscreen wipers, put your rear one on a gain and squirt the washer, if they follow suit, you're in.

Warning - not to be used in wet weather - you could give someone a nasty shock, when all they were doing was trying to see where they were going. "

Did you just dream that one up. Different but workable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There already is one, at least in the states, don't know if it would catch on over here...

it's a black ring on your right hand, any finger apart from the middle one as that's already been taken by the asexual community

more info here:

http://www.lifestylerings.com/faqs.html

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ultraviolet tattoo of a Chameleon and carry a portable scanner and shine it on every one you meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We already have it, pampas grass!

Just walk around with a bunch of that shit in your hand and people will be mounting you left right and centre."

Next week , when the news storey appears on your telly.....

Short ginger arrested in Oxford running arou d in his trollies assaulting people with a sprig of pampas grass....

On your head

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"We already have it, pampas grass!

Just walk around with a bunch of that shit in your hand and people will be mounting you left right and centre.

Next week , when the news storey appears on your telly.....

Short ginger arrested in Oxford running arou d in his trollies assaulting people with a sprig of pampas grass....

On your head"

It's a big head it can take it!

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By *ary_JosephCouple
over a year ago

South Shields


"There already is one, at least in the states, don't know if it would catch on over here...

it's a black ring on your right hand, any finger apart from the middle one as that's already been taken by the asexual community

more info here:

http://www.lifestylerings.com/faqs.html"

Yup, we are wearing them. Hopefully they might catch on...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There already is one, at least in the states, don't know if it would catch on over here...

it's a black ring on your right hand, any finger apart from the middle one as that's already been taken by the asexual community

more info here:

http://www.lifestylerings.com/faqs.html

Yup, we are wearing them. Hopefully they might catch on... "

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