FabSwingers.com forum: Unreasonable request

By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.

As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.

He won't even disclose how many are expected.

Is this an unreasonable request?

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally

Buy a can of orange spray paint

Job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. I can't believe he's making you jump through those kind of hoops.

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By *ivnwcplCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.

As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.

He won't even disclose how many are expected.

Is this an unreasonable request?

Mrs DDC"

Bin him and get a real man that's interested in Jelly Tots

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Yes. Sack him....or alternatively send me the excess smarties and keep him. May I suggest orange smarties equivalent to his age if you can afford that many packs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

soak in orange food dye?...one pack will do...unless he's much much older

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.

As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.

He won't even disclose how many are expected.

Is this an unreasonable request?

Mrs DDC

Bin him and get a real man that's interested in Jelly Tots

As long as it's not just the orange ones.

Mrs DDC

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

No. I think it is perfectly reasonable. Sorry

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.

As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.

He won't even disclose how many are expected.

Is this an unreasonable request?

Mrs DDC

Bin him and get a real man that's interested in Jelly Tots

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought nothing is unreasonable on your birthday?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer tell him he's a twat from us lot! And being a princess!

It's only a birthday ffs!!

*You know I'm joking right?*

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Not strictly Smarties but non Nestlé single coloured smartie clones can be ordered from eBay if you have the time. They are listed as Chocolate Beans *Just Like Smarties*.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Yes. Sack him....or alternatively send me the excess smarties and keep him. May I suggest orange smarties equivalent to his age if you can afford that many packs

I might be able to afford that number (no other pressure though!) but oven not big enough to bake cake large enough to accommodate them.

Mrs DDC

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

No.

Do it. He's worth it.

Get some orange food colouring.

Suck the colour off the smarties.

Colour em

He's licked your aunt fanny - he can't mind the spit.

Glad to have been of help x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This request is TOTALLY reasonable so long as you get to consume all the non-orange smarties yourself

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Yes. Sack him....or alternatively send me the excess smarties and keep him. May I suggest orange smarties equivalent to his age if you can afford that many packs

I might be able to afford that number (no other pressure though!) but oven not big enough to bake cake large enough to accommodate them.

Mrs DDC"

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Pressie not pressure

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why orange?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Would Skittles work? They may have a higher orange to other colours ratio?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think an individual birthday cake is a good idea and what the birthday boy wants, he should get.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My friend made me a whole packet of black fruit pastilles out of several packets for my birthday so no... it's not unreasonable.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"This request is TOTALLY reasonable so long as you get to consume all the non-orange smarties yourself

That's the silver lining to the request cloud.

Mrs DDC

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Seems a perfectly reasonable request to me. A man deserves what he wants doesn't he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No.

Do it. He's worth it.

Get some orange food colouring.

Suck the colour off the smarties.

Colour em

He's licked your aunt fanny - he can't mind the spit.

Glad to have been of help x "

I wish people would read earlier posts..or am I just being ignored

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

OMG !!!!!!

You can buy orange smarties online.

Go see........ I saw.....

Wow....

Prob solved.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"No.

Do it. He's worth it.

Get some orange food colouring.

Suck the colour off the smarties.

Colour em

He's licked your aunt fanny - he can't mind the spit.

Glad to have been of help x

I wish people would read earlier posts..or am I just being ignored

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.

As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.

He won't even disclose how many are expected.

Is this an unreasonable request?

Mrs DDC"
you can buy orange smarties only from amazon x

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Perfectly reasonable request as a fellow orange smartie lover

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"My friend made me a whole packet of black fruit pastilles out of several packets for my birthday so no... it's not unreasonable.

Made you a whole packet!

Don't let him read this, he might want me to attempt making orange smarties on top if everything else.

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.

As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.

He won't even disclose how many are expected.

Is this an unreasonable request?

Mrs DDC you can buy orange smarties only from amazon x

Can you? Phew, bacon saved!

Thanks!

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.

As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.

He won't even disclose how many are expected.

Is this an unreasonable request?

Mrs DDC"

OMG!

I thought you were meant to be offering the spare colours out to the highest bidder, not showing up my (few and minor) foibles.

I'm going to get my vernier calipers out now to make sure said smarties are perfectly evenly spaced

Mr ddc

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"My friend made me a whole packet of black fruit pastilles out of several packets for my birthday so no... it's not unreasonable.

Made you a whole packet!

Don't let him read this, he might want me to attempt making orange smarties on top if everything else.

Mrs DDC"

Yup... it was my favourite ever birthday present.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.

As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.

He won't even disclose how many are expected.

Is this an unreasonable request?

Mrs DDC"
Not really he is giving you the treat of eating all those smarties that are not orange now to me that's a win win situation to be in mmmmmm

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unreasonable?? Certainly not!

Now jump to it woman and sate your Man's desire

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"No.

Do it. He's worth it.

Get some orange food colouring.

Suck the colour off the smarties.

Colour em

He's licked your aunt fanny - he can't mind the spit.

Glad to have been of help x

I wish people would read earlier posts..or am I just being ignored

Sorry not ignoring anyone, too slow at typing!

Good idea, I'm on it, sounds like fun and a unique cake experience for him, everyone's a winner!

Mrs DDC

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.

As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.

He won't even disclose how many are expected.

Is this an unreasonable request?

Mrs DDC you can buy orange smarties only from amazon x

Can you? Phew, bacon saved!

Thanks!

Mrs DDC"

That's cheating.

Put the effort in ..

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By *etsaroundMan
over a year ago

Valley's

A reasonable request for ones birthday treat.

Would you rather him ask you to blow his load in your bum and drink it after?

I do know a fella who requested this.

Marriage didn't last long.

So yeah, bake him a cake with love!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Seems a perfectly reasonable request to me. A man deserves what he wants doesn't he?

He does, of course.

Just wait til my birthday.

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No.

Do it. He's worth it.

Get some orange food colouring.

Suck the colour off the smarties.

Colour em

He's licked your aunt fanny - he can't mind the spit.

Glad to have been of help x

I wish people would read earlier posts..or am I just being ignored

Sorry not ignoring anyone, too slow at typing!

Good idea, I'm on it, sounds like fun and a unique cake experience for him, everyone's a winner!

Mrs DDC"

hahaha...wasnt you, twas that vile evil hot granny

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Would you rather him ask you to blow his load in your bum and drink it after?

That wouldn't taste of oranges

Mr ddc

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"A reasonable request for ones birthday treat.

Would you rather him ask you to blow his load in your bum and drink it after?

I do know a fella who requested this.

Marriage didn't last long.

So yeah, bake him a cake with love!"

One meets such a refined group of folk on here....

Such sentiments ...... sigh

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"A reasonable request for ones birthday treat.

Would you rather him ask you to blow his load in your bum and drink it after?

I do know a fella who requested this.

Marriage didn't last long.

So yeah, bake him a cake with love!"

Oh, I will and enjoying my slice, if I'm not sick from all the licking (of bowls).

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Yes. I can't believe he's making you jump through those kind of hoops. "

Which sort of hoops should I be trying to make her jump?

(Don't forget she's not as nimble on her feet as she was)

Mr ddc

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Would you rather him ask you to blow his load in your bum and drink it after?

That wouldn't taste of oranges

Mr ddc"

It might do after eating all the cake!

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Yes. I can't believe he's making you jump through those kind of hoops.

Which sort of hoops should I be trying to make her jump?

(Don't forget she's not as nimble on her feet as she was)

Mr ddc"

Don't push your luck, it might be your birthday but.....

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Why orange?

Cos only orange smarties taste of orange!

Obvs

Mr ddc

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"No.

Do it. He's worth it.

Get some orange food colouring.

Suck the colour off the smarties.

Colour em

He's licked your aunt fanny - he can't mind the spit.

Glad to have been of help x

I wish people would read earlier posts..or am I just being ignored

Sorry not ignoring anyone, too slow at typing!

Good idea, I'm on it, sounds like fun and a unique cake experience for him, everyone's a winner!

Mrs DDC

hahaha...wasnt you, twas that vile evil hot granny

I can't help it if you are both typing and think you are one... I didn't know you were both at it ..... at the same time... in the same room ...... on the same night

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"A reasonable request for ones birthday treat.

Would you rather him ask you to blow his load in your bum and drink it after?

I do know a fella who requested this.

Marriage didn't last long.

So yeah, bake him a cake with love!

One meets such a refined group of folk on here....

Such sentiments ...... sigh

It's the unadulterated romance that made my heart miss a beat and a tear well up.

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

" just ... too slow

Mrs DDC"

Must

Not

Say

Anything

Mr ddc

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Why orange?

Cos only orange smarties taste of orange!

Obvs

Mr ddc"

I thought it might be a subtle way to get a fake tan as summer is now a distant memory.

Mrs DDC

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Bake it with love and share it together x

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You two make me larff a lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww no not unreasonable I think it's sweet

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

" just ... too slow

Mrs DDC

Must

Not

Say

Anything

Mr ddc"

Good job you're in bath and I'm downstairs or else.....

Mrs DDC

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Hello everyone.

Mr. Granny

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Make me a cup of tea.

Mrs. Granny

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

No. Let's have sex instead.

Mr. Granny

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

What ? With that massive cock of yours humping me hard and long all night again ?

Mrs. Granny.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Yes.

Mr. Granny

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Bake it with love and share it together x"

Most definitely, that's my plan. Kids may want some too if it's any good. I'm no Bake Off contestant in the making though.

Mrs DDC

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Tea afterwards then! If I can still walk straight to the kettle.

Mrs. Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello everyone.

Mr. Granny"

Nice try Granny

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Hello everyone.

Mr. Granny

Nice try Granny"

I did a man voice !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello everyone.

Mr. Granny

Nice try Granny

I did a man voice !"

You always do a man voice.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Make me a cup of tea.

Mrs. Granny"

Would you like some sugar in that tea, Granny? It sounds a bit bitter...

Mr ddc

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Make me a cup of tea.

Mrs. Granny

Would you like some sugar in that tea, Granny? It sounds a bit bitter...

Mr ddc"

I was thinking of offering some cake.

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs DDC if you really loved him you would decorate said cake with orange matchmakers and Terry's chocolate orange segments too. You could conjure up a masterpiece.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Make me a cup of tea.

Mrs. Granny

Would you like some sugar in that tea, Granny? It sounds a bit bitter...

Mr ddc"

Just four spoons please.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Bake it with love and share it together x

Most definitely, that's my plan. Kids may want some too if it's any good. I'm no Bake Off contestant in the making though.

Mrs DDC"

When do you need it for? I could make you one. X

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Make me a cup of tea.

Mrs. Granny

Would you like some sugar in that tea, Granny? It sounds a bit bitter...

Mr ddc

I was thinking of offering some cake.

Mrs DDC"

Okay but make it lemon smarties.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Mrs DDC if you really loved him you would decorate said cake with orange matchmakers and Terry's chocolate orange segments too. You could conjure up a masterpiece."

YES!

Maybe I could ask for that for my birthday complete with orange Lindors we spoke about not so long ago.

Mmmm, mouth watering already.

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, can someone call the men in white coats!

I think granny's hearing the voices again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make me a cup of tea.

Mrs. Granny

Would you like some sugar in that tea, Granny? It sounds a bit bitter...

Mr ddc"

Thinks Mr ddc is evil just like Relaxed he's asked me something to do which I can never ever fulfill

.. Men !

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Make me a cup of tea.

Mrs. Granny

Would you like some sugar in that tea, Granny? It sounds a bit bitter...

Mr ddc

I was thinking of offering some cake.

Mrs DDC

Okay but make it lemon smarties. "

On lemon drizzle cake, perhaps, I like your style!

Mrs DDC

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Ok, can someone call the men in white coats!

I think granny's hearing the voices again!

I only hear the voices of the beautiful people

I only see messages posted by nice people.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Bake it with love and share it together x

Most definitely, that's my plan. Kids may want some too if it's any good. I'm no Bake Off contestant in the making though.

Mrs DDC

When do you need it for? I could make you one. X "

Buxom... You're too kind

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would Skittles work? They may have a higher orange to other colours ratio?"

No no no, Skittles go in Vodka.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

There was a thread about Orange Lindors?

Why?

What's wrong with orange smarties?

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.

As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.

He won't even disclose how many are expected.

Is this an unreasonable request?

Mrs DDC"

Only Smarties have the answer. I reckon you should grate a Chocolate Orange and sprinkle the grated Chocolate Orange on top of the cake you're gonna bake. Or just buy a packet of Jaffa Cakes.

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.

As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.

He won't even disclose how many are expected.

Is this an unreasonable request?

Mrs DDC

Only Smarties have the answer. I reckon you should grate a Chocolate Orange and sprinkle the grated Chocolate Orange on top of the cake you're gonna bake. Or just buy a packet of Jaffa Cakes."

Or buy a Jaffa cake cake! They're yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why orange?

Cos only orange smarties taste of orange!

Obvs

Mr ddc"

Phew thank god the elephant in the room has been spotted!!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I think an individual birthday cake is a good idea and what the birthday boy wants, he should get. "

He gets an individual one every year. It's just that this year the request is more specific than usual. At this rate I might need to plan much earlier for next year's cake.

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

A jaffa cake cake?

Oooh

Decorated with orange Smarties....

I sense a change of plan...

Mr ddc

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.

As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.

He won't even disclose how many are expected.

Is this an unreasonable request?

Mrs DDC

Only Smarties have the answer. I reckon you should grate a Chocolate Orange and sprinkle the grated Chocolate Orange on top of the cake you're gonna bake. Or just buy a packet of Jaffa Cakes.

Or buy a Jaffa cake cake! They're yum! "

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"A jaffa cake cake?

Oooh

Decorated with orange Smarties....

I sense a change of plan...

Mr ddc"

Oi!

I'm drizzling and that's the end of it.

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.

As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.

He won't even disclose how many are expected.

Is this an unreasonable request?

Mrs DDC

Only Smarties have the answer. I reckon you should grate a Chocolate Orange and sprinkle the grated Chocolate Orange on top of the cake you're gonna bake. Or just buy a packet of Jaffa Cakes."

I'm adding a choc orange to my shopping list for culinary purposes you understand.

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Would Skittles work? They may have a higher orange to other colours ratio?

No no no, Skittles go in Vodka.

He already makes his own orange vodka liqueur, I'm spotting a preference pattern. Yes, I'd better put an orange at the bottom of his Christmas stocking.

Mrs DDC

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

This made me look up recipes for giant jaffa cakes......

Can't wait ...... they look great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange you glad you posted this thread now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just buy orange tictacs he'll never know the difference

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Just buy orange tictacs he'll never know the difference

Knowing him he might ask for a tiny blob of icing on each orange smartie to glue an orange Tictac in place!

This cake might take me hours.

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would Skittles work? They may have a higher orange to other colours ratio?

No no no, Skittles go in Vodka.

He already makes his own orange vodka liqueur, I'm spotting a preference pattern. Yes, I'd better put an orange at the bottom of his Christmas stocking.

Mrs DDC"

You're going to put Dale Winton at the bottom of his stocking?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Sounds reasonable to me.

I spent ages picking out the orange smarties at a pick and mix, for my sister's birthday once. Ok, I didn't drizzle over her slice. Orange smarties are leagues ahead of the rest. They'd get skyrocketing sales if other colours had great tastes too.

Get us around to help fix his dream, you're only just up the road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.

As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.

He won't even disclose how many are expected.

Is this an unreasonable request?

Mrs DDC"

it is quite an eccentric exclamation indeed, but munch the rest and the sugar rush will make up for it

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

That reminds me, did we ever establish who wanted the purple smarties in exchange for giving me a blow-job?

Mr ddc

{crosses fingers that Joe's favourite colour isn't purple

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.

As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.

He won't even disclose how many are expected.

Is this an unreasonable request?

Mrs DDC"

No he is making a perfectly reasonable request.

We hope you are making the cake big enough for a surprise swinging partner to jump out and seduce him.

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