FabSwingers.com forum: The Translation Thread.

By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Without identifying the sender, post 'those' messages here for translation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you translate "hi" for me please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wft does;

xxx

Xxx mean?

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"wft does;

xxx

Xxx mean?"

Touretts?

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Can you translate "hi" for me please?

Hmmmm, tricky one. I've seen that a few times...

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By *oo hotCouple
over a year ago

North West

Uok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wft does;

xxx

Xxx mean?

Touretts?"

I did wonder if they'd been censored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wft does;

xxx

Xxx mean?"

"I'm too lazy to write a message so I hope that this, and the mystery of my gallery of cocks and my two line profile will entice you in."

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Give this a go someone...

WTF wanna date grumy w'men?

He's UNLOS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey hun hows u"

Is this some kind of Native American shamanistic chant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask you a question???????

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

""Hey hun hows u"

Is this some kind of Native American shamanistic chant? "

I actually chanted that one out loud. It works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wft does;

xxx

Xxx mean?

"I'm too lazy to write a message so I hope that this, and the mystery of my gallery of cocks and my two line profile will entice you in.""

hahaha, i like this translation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give this a go someone...

WTF wanna date grumy w'men?

He's UNLOS"

Too lazy to type grimy and grumpy maybe?

Like fugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uok"
Swedish goat milking container. Available in Ikea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hru

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Mauri war threat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got this -

I'm sure you had lots request .. I'd love to cum in ur back door . Maybe chat more xx ??

Does he want to come on my door mat ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hru

Mauri war threat. "

Hahaha this is a good thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ask for a 2lb ham shank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got this -

I'm sure you had lots request .. I'd love to cum in ur back door . Maybe chat more xx ??

Does he want to come on my door mat ? "

He thinks you've had lots of people asking to cum in ur back door and is advising you to chat more.

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Hey you free now?

Does this guy mean i used to charge for it or something else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laughed so hard at that some wee may if leaked

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Please can you stick to fictitious messages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got this -

I'm sure you had lots request .. I'd love to cum in ur back door . Maybe chat more xx ??

Does he want to come on my door mat ? "

perhaps he has a catflap fetish....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"hru

I got that one. The effort shown was astonishing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't understand what no means.

No men = message me at 3.45am asking for a blowjob.

Fncy bj = fuck my Nancy big jigolo (yes spelling error, meant to be humorous

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Hi = hi.... I know that's a greeting, but I struggle to get beyond that if I don't like the profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow!!

world of warcraft?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wow!!

world of warcraft?"

DND is better

Dungeons and dominatrixes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wow!!

world of warcraft?

DND is better

Dungeons and dominatrixes"

If i ever do get a DND message i will know why now, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wow!!

world of warcraft?

DND is better

Dungeons and dominatrixes

If i ever do get a DND message i will know why now, thanks."

Yeah when you get the larp requests, that's when it gets worrisome

Large anal reactive pulse

It's shocking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" wanna phone fuck hottie"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" wanna phone fuck hottie""

Why yes, it has a wonderful vibrate setting thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got this -

I'm sure you had lots request .. I'd love to cum in ur back door . Maybe chat more xx ??

Does he want to come on my door mat ? "

Tell him to take the step as your doormat isn't interested either

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

" are you fertile?"

err, what now?,

before?, after?, good thing? bad thing? or am i classified a field now ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wow!!

world of warcraft?

DND is better

Dungeons and dominatrixes

If i ever do get a DND message i will know why now, thanks.

Yeah when you get the larp requests, that's when it gets worrisome

Large anal reactive pulse

It's shocking"

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" are you fertile?"

err, what now?,

before?, after?, good thing? bad thing? or am i classified a field now ?

That's a thing?

Tbh, I'd be too busy wanking off to your profile pic to formulate such a coherent question

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Business or pleasure?

No warm sweetness, no pleasantry, just this. Checking if I'm charging - not to discover whether my employer is keeping me gainfully employed. Would probably have tried charm afterwards, if I was an escort, to knock price down.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

This demonstrates the eloquence of so many, don't you think?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Can you translate "hi" for me please?

Hi De hi campers

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

I just got this from another site I'm on in response to my no thanks.

u are yes and I must are right had to try ay soz to bother ya :/ x

Anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just got this from another site I'm on in response to my no thanks.

u are yes and I must are right had to try ay soz to bother ya :/ x

Anyone?"

I think it means "I can't English. Boobs too pretty"

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"I just got this from another site I'm on in response to my no thanks.

u are yes and I must are right had to try ay soz to bother ya :/ x

Anyone?"

I would have very much enjoyed engaging in the act of coitus with you, but alas, you have replied to my offer with a negative, therefore i would like to apologise for the intrusion upon your day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess one an see why many profiles ask for an interesting email....

Quoting interesting facts, doesn't work either, tried lol

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I just got this from another site I'm on in response to my no thanks.

u are yes and I must are right had to try ay soz to bother ya :/ x

Anyone?

I would have very much enjoyed engaging in the act of coitus with you, but alas, you have replied to my offer with a negative, therefore i would like to apologise for the intrusion upon your day.

That's exactly what Judge Rinder would say

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"wft does;

xxx

mean?"

Easy.

They like to play noughts and crosses, but hate to lose, so cheat by having all their goes first.

You should have replied

"Well done, my turn

. . .

. o .

. . ."

Mr ddc

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

No! Not now! Not ever!

I'm pretty sure that means all things are negotiable

C...

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Sode friday party now baby"

Anyone?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Kik me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BEST THREAD EVER!

Creased.

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

'Boss arse' I actually whatsapped a friend

'Was ment 4 fit Chick not you'

So I'm getting messages for chickens too??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, after my polite 'thanks for the message but you're not really my type' I received the following:

'oh, I've just realised that you're tubed and I'm really not into that'.

Translation anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, after my polite 'thanks for the message but you're not really my type' I received the following:

'oh, I've just realised that you're tubed and I'm really not into that'.

Translation anyone?"

Lucky you weren't interested first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Boss arse' I actually whatsapped a friend

'Was ment 4 fit Chick not you'

So I'm getting messages for chickens too??

What a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, after my polite 'thanks for the message but you're not really my type' I received the following:

'oh, I've just realised that you're tubed and I'm really not into that'.

Translation anyone?

Lucky you weren't interested first

But what is 'tubed'? I started a thread at the time to enquire but nobody seemed to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We want dirty fun with nice couples" - about as generic as it gets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, after my polite 'thanks for the message but you're not really my type' I received the following:

'oh, I've just realised that you're tubed and I'm really not into that'.

Translation anyone?

Lucky you weren't interested first

But what is 'tubed'? I started a thread at the time to enquire but nobody seemed to know."

Closest guess i'd say he was saying tubby, looking at your pics you obviously aren't though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have an amazing click.

Wtf is a click?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have an amazing click.

Wtf is a click?"

Obviously they've seen a sky remote on your profile pics somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have an amazing click.

Wtf is a click?

Obviously they've seen a sky remote on your profile pics somewhere

Lol, no sky remotes here, but maybe his cock grew so big it clicked on his.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have an amazing click.

Wtf is a click?

Obviously they've seen a sky remote on your profile pics somewhere

Lol, no sky remotes here, but maybe his cock grew so big it clicked on his.

Lol, I can't even click buttons properly with my thumb, he must've really known how to use his cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have an amazing click.

Wtf is a click?

Obviously they've seen a sky remote on your profile pics somewhere

Lol, no sky remotes here, but maybe his cock grew so big it clicked on his.

Lol, I can't even click buttons properly with my thumb, he must've really known how to use his cock

Might message him back now i have this info. Thanks.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"hru

Hormone Replacement Undergone

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Kik me"

Clearly a fan of S&M &/or humiliation

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Ello again bby u ok yh

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Ello again bby u ok yh

Who is this "Bobby" to whom they refer?

Can I have a vowel, please Carol?

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Mrs Delight, had 'Lard arse' last week.

Must be viewing in wide screen lol.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

A new one for you to decypher...

'It would b a pleas ure t'

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

And another...

No darnling zz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And another...

No darnling zz

Did I send that one?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wft does;

xxx

Xxx mean?"

I always put x at least twice in a message lol x but I do actually write a message not just reply xxx lol x

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By *izzyRascalWoman
over a year ago

North Hants

I'm so glad this thread has been resurrected so I've seen it! Brilliant haha

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"And another...

No darnling zz

Did I send that one?!

Nah, imagine the piss taking if you had

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By *izzyRascalWoman
over a year ago

North Hants

Just got ...

Nar babe was out driving wuu2 xx

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Try this one!

Ok no probe

I'm gegukbe

Call me.

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