FabSwingers.com forum: christmas sayings.....

By *ittlemorespice OP Couple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Things you can get away with saying only at Christmas....

1. Tying the legs together keeps the insides moist.

2. smother the butter over the breasts!

3. If I dont undo my trousers Ill burst!

4. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

5. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

6. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

7. I didnt expect everyone to come at the same time!

8. You still have a little bit on your chin....#

9. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

10. Im so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning...

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Things you can get away with saying only at Christmas....

1. Tying the legs together keeps the insides moist.

2. smother the butter over the breasts!

3. If I dont undo my trousers Ill burst!

4. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

5. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

6. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

7. I didnt expect everyone to come at the same time!

8. You still have a little bit on your chin....#

9. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

10. Im so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning...

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"Things you can get away with saying only at Christmas....

1. Tying the legs together keeps the insides moist.

2. smother the butter over the breasts!

3. If I dont undo my trousers Ill burst!

4. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

5. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

6. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

7. I didnt expect everyone to come at the same time!

8. You still have a little bit on your chin....#

9. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

10. Im so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning...

Lol Thanks, very good!

I'm just stuffing the bird!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you get any under the tree?

I think your balls are hanging too low.

Santa's sack is really bulging.

I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.

From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.

Can I interest you in some dark meat?

To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

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