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Tracking Santa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

so come admit it.....whos tracking Santa??

http://www.noradsanta.org/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's just buzzed a fishing boat apparently.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

he's now in Russia

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Insert joke about Mrs Claus monitoring him...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been tracking my new Doc Martens which were sposed to come on the 13th and today just cos I popped out for some last minutes, they came and dropped a "missed you" note. grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's in Saudi Arabia now and he's delivered 993,181,918 presents so far.

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By *istress-MazikeenWoman
over a year ago

bolton

Me giving my grand daughter updates. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's in Bagdhad now and it looks like they're trying to shoot him down!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

near finland....eeeeek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's in Sweden now and he's delivered 1,218,698,393 presents.

I've worked out how he does it!

Half of the planet is covered by the Pacific Ocean so he only has to concentrate on the half with land on it. He sets of from the North Pole moving south delivering presents as he goes. Now he only needs enough presents to cover the trip south to the Antarctic where he does an about face, adjusts his global positioning by a few degrees and sets of north again, delivering presents as he goes until he reaches the North Pole again, loads up with some more gifts, gets a BJ from Mrs Claus, and then sets off again!

He's basically moving in a north-to-south-to-north direction making his way from East to West.

Which is why Hawaii is last to get any pressies cos they're bang smack in the middle of the Pacific and tbh it's a fookin royal pain in the arse for Santa to try and deliver there at any other point in time.

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