FabSwingers.com forum: Man stuff, women please move along.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Man stuff! What's your favorites?! Recently I've been researching new tyres and i have realised i fucking love doing that! Comparing prices and re_iews, tread pattern choices etc etc! Heaven! Then i ordered some from the Bay and they are now in my porch.....Lush! So wide! So low profile! So smelly! The compound...so tacky! Seems a shame to get them fitted!

What man stuff do you love?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man stuff! What's your favorites?! Recently I've been researching new tyres and i have realised i fucking love doing that! Comparing prices and re_iews, tread pattern choices etc etc! Heaven! Then i ordered some from the Bay and they are now in my porch.....Lush! So wide! So low profile! So smelly! The compound...so tacky! Seems a shame to get them fitted!

What man stuff do you love?!

Tools!!!!

I found a set of swedish corner pliers at lidl once.

I still get a bit hard when I'm screwing up the grommet in awkward places.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Boys and their toys...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spend a lot of time looking a boats and boat parts for sale. Unbelievable how many different designs of anchors there are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What man stuff do you love?!

I need some new tyres which sites do you recommend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut up

We have to put up with detailed threads about your internal systems, hair and all that guff.

Let us have one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What man stuff do you love?!

Tools!!!!

I found a set of swedish corner pliers at lidl once.

I still get a bit hard when I'm screwing up the grommet in awkward places.

Tools yeah! Always exciting when the snap-on man visits! Luxurious, smooth chrome, flank drive sockets , and blue point air tools...i do love ratchetless drive to...mmmmm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What man stuff do you love?!

Tools!!!!

I found a set of swedish corner pliers at lidl once.

I still get a bit hard when I'm screwing up the grommet in awkward places.

That's what Wallace always says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm with bulletproof on this one, always on the look out for tools.

Been doing a lot of research on access solutions of late, I recently purchased a very sexy tower scaffold complete with outriggers and am looking at additions and various solutions for working on roofs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What man stuff do you love?!

I need some new tyres which sites do you recommend?"

I used lovetyres once. Quick delivery and reasonable price.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

What man stuff do you love?!

I can see me making a counter-thread to this. Man stuff doesn't really interest me at all!

Unless women count as 'man stuff'?

If they do, then I'll say women. Other than that I don't really do the whole 'man stuff' thing. I'm not your regular kind of man, that's my problem

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I need a bloke that is good at DIY as I'm shockingly bad at it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a bloke that is good at DIY as I'm shockingly bad at it...

Will next weekend do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What man stuff do you love?!

I need some new tyres which sites do you recommend?"

To be honest for you (a lady) you should google black circles, follow the ordering process untill you find a tyre and a fitting location that you like, then contact the same place tell them how much black circle quoted you and they *may* beat it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

monkey wrenches, cold spanners covered in grease and metal filings. lathes, rusty tins, gunk, solder oh my god .....and dirty overalls.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I am currently loving my JG speedfit 15mm pushfit effort. Cheers for the advice OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I want to know is why is it that whenever I buy myself some tools a man nicks them and declares them to be his??

(women can like man stuff too)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What man stuff do you love?!

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my tools I have many from lock morticing machines to radial arm saws to biscuit jointers and dovetail jigs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking about the best way to get from A to B, whilst avoiding mentioning The Longest Roadworks In The History Of Mankind on the M1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What man stuff do you love?!

I need some new tyres which sites do you recommend?

I used lovetyres once. Quick delivery and reasonable price. "
Black circles dot com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sidles in and hopes Clem doesn't notice the lack of a Y chromosome*

I love tools for diy or gardening. I had a joyful time this week choosing my felco secateurs, getting the right size (number 6), a leather holster and a ceramic sharpening stone.

Next month I'm treating myself to a pruning saw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I love collecting vintage trainers,retro international football shirts and I have quite an impressive collection of vinyl records.

Oh I love getting wankered too and having trips away with me mates.

Hope this is blokey enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What man stuff do you love?!

I need some new tyres which sites do you recommend?

I used lovetyres once. Quick delivery and reasonable price. "

Thanks

Whoever said shut up can piss off- genuinely useful thread atm this!

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By *ivinefoxWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

I want someone to come over and do

'Man stuff' to me....!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What man stuff do you love?!

I need some new tyres which sites do you recommend?

I used lovetyres once. Quick delivery and reasonable price.

Thanks

Whoever said shut up can piss off- genuinely useful thread atm this!"

With tyres go back street not big dealer, lower overheads lower prices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Power tools and things that help me to do my job easier, After buying them I always think why didn't I buy them years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I can fart like no other, I'm sure that's quite manly?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am currently loving my JG speedfit 15mm pushfit effort. Cheers for the advice OP!

They're good for DIYers. Just remember to put the insert in and don't cut the pipe with a hack saw or you'll split the O ring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am currently loving my JG speedfit 15mm pushfit effort. Cheers for the advice OP!

Fitted yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I love collecting vintage trainers,retro international football shirts and I have quite an impressive collection of vinyl records.

Oh I love getting wankered too and having trips away with me mates.

Hope this is blokey enough

Oh I'm so with you on this one. Except for the shirts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a bloke that is good at DIY as I'm shockingly bad at it...

I can lend him out if you like? We could sit and drink wine/vodka/gin and watch/give our expert advice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I love collecting vintage trainers,retro international football shirts and I have quite an impressive collection of vinyl records.

Oh I love getting wankered too and having trips away with me mates.

Hope this is blokey enough

Sounds great! Love my LP's!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I am currently loving my JG speedfit 15mm pushfit effort. Cheers for the advice OP!

Fitted yet?"

Yep. I brushed my teeth in the upstairs sink in celebration this morning.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

What man stuff do you love?!

I can see me making a counter-thread to this. Man stuff doesn't really interest me at all!

Unless women count as 'man stuff'?

If they do, then I'll say women. Other than that I don't really do the whole 'man stuff' thing. I'm not your regular kind of man, that's my problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am currently loving my JG speedfit 15mm pushfit effort. Cheers for the advice OP!

They're good for DIYers. Just remember to put the insert in and don't cut the pipe with a hack saw or you'll split the O ring

Pipe *should* be fine, was a replacement, not new fit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Power tools and things that help me to do my job easier, After buying them I always think why didn't I buy them years ago

I know what you mean. Its hard to remember removing floor tiles with a hammer and bolster now I have a cordless 36 volt sds hammer chisel with cranked 80mm chisel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am currently loving my JG speedfit 15mm pushfit effort. Cheers for the advice OP!

Fitted yet?

Yep. I brushed my teeth in the upstairs sink in celebration this morning."

Excellent! Money saved!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really impressed boys!

No one talking football or sex yet!! Well done

As you were

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"I need a bloke that is good at DIY as I'm shockingly bad at it...

I'm looking for a woman that is good at DIY because I'm shockingly bad at it to.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I once touched a hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want someone to come over and do

'Man stuff' to me....!

I'd be happy to see to your soffits and fascias

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am currently loving my JG speedfit 15mm pushfit effort. Cheers for the advice OP!

They're good for DIYers. Just remember to put the insert in and don't cut the pipe with a hack saw or you'll split the O ring

Pipe *should* be fine, was a replacement, not new fit."

Ah should be....those famous words. Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a bloke that is good at DIY as I'm shockingly bad at it...

I can lend him out if you like? We could sit and drink wine/vodka/gin and watch/give our expert advice

You know i have a 3 mile limit when it comes to meets!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Radio controlled stuff!

I've got a radio controlled car, top speed of 60mph, my brother has got radio controlled helicopters and aeroplanes. Biggest is 6ft wingspan.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

although I do like power washing paving.

for all of 5/10 mins.

then I pay someone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once touched a hammer"

Ball pein?

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

What man stuff do you love?!

my tools I have many from lock morticing machines to radial arm saws to biscuit jointers and dovetail jigs

?????

Have I woken up in a strange parallel universe where people speak a language a bit like English but you've no idea what the hell they're talking about?

?????

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I once touched a hammer

Ball pein?"

no idea... it was a frightful thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What man stuff do you love?!

I know the feeling I had Toyo tyres a while back and I didn't want to drive hard on them as they was a pretty set of tyres.

For me it's got to be modifying cars getting a nice big new turbo and stainless steel exhaust and the sound of a 240 bhp golf few weeks later put big smiles on my face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Radio controlled stuff!

I've got a radio controlled car, top speed of 60mph, my brother has got radio controlled helicopters and aeroplanes. Biggest is 6ft wingspan.

Did you see that vid of the r/c air liner flying at scale speeds indoors?! Was stunning!

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

"I once touched a hammer

Ball pein?"

no, it's just the way he walks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What man stuff do you love?!

my tools I have many from lock morticing machines to radial arm saws to biscuit jointers and dovetail jigs

?????

Have I woken up in a strange parallel universe where people speak a language a bit like English but you've no idea what the hell they're talking about?

?????"

It's man stuff, move along luv

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Power tools!

I bought a chainsaw.... not because I needed one, but because it was half price........... and shiny!

I haven't even started it up yet, as I don't want to dirty it, but when I do.............. that over-long post in the fence is gonna get it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once touched a hammer

Ball pein?

no, it's just the way he walks

Yay! Ill stack 'em up! You knock 'em down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once touched a hammer"

Euphemism.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I need a bloke that is good at DIY as I'm shockingly bad at it...

I can lend him out if you like? We could sit and drink wine/vodka/gin and watch/give our expert advice

Now that sounds like a bloody good idea

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I need a bloke that is good at DIY as I'm shockingly bad at it...

I can lend him out if you like? We could sit and drink wine/vodka/gin and watch/give our expert advice

You know i have a 3 mile limit when it comes to meets!

Cheapskate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tools is always a passion of mine being an engineer for 27yrs

And new technology... Can't get enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Power tools!

I bought a chainsaw.... not because I needed one, but because it was half price........... and shiny!

I haven't even started it up yet, as I don't want to dirty it, but when I do.............. that over-long post in the fence is gonna get it!

Just remember basic chainsaw saftey precautions....always have a mean, manly expression and a slightly curled lip. Think of a tough looking elvis with stubble!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a bloke that is good at DIY as I'm shockingly bad at it...

I can lend him out if you like? We could sit and drink wine/vodka/gin and watch/give our expert advice

You know i have a 3 mile limit when it comes to meets!

Cheapskate

Im not cheap! I'm lazy!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"although I do like power washing paving.

for all of 5/10 mins.

then I pay someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a bloke that is good at DIY as I'm shockingly bad at it...

I ran a joinery workshop and diy store

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want someone to come over and do

'Man stuff' to me....!

Don't think you'll struggle on that score

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Power tools!

I bought a chainsaw.... not because I needed one, but because it was half price........... and shiny!

I haven't even started it up yet, as I don't want to dirty it, but when I do.............. that over-long post in the fence is gonna get it!

Just remember basic chainsaw saftey precautions....always have a mean, manly expression and a slightly curled lip. Think of a tough looking elvis with stubble!"

I cant pull off the Elvis look, does a mean Clint Eastwood have the same effect?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Power tools!

I bought a chainsaw.... not because I needed one, but because it was half price........... and shiny!

I haven't even started it up yet, as I don't want to dirty it, but when I do.............. that over-long post in the fence is gonna get it!

Just remember basic chainsaw saftey precautions....always have a mean, manly expression and a slightly curled lip. Think of a tough looking elvis with stubble!

I cant pull off the Elvis look, does a mean Clint Eastwood have the same effect?

Perfect..

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Is it "too much" to have a generator running in the background, even tho the chainsaw is petrol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a bloke that is good at DIY as I'm shockingly bad at it...

I ran a joinery workshop and diy store

and a sexshop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love a good power tool, got way to many, my most recent purchase though was a laser measure, great little thing, measures, calculates the square meterage , saves the measurements and is accurate to 1mm over 80m so way to accurate for a cock measuring device though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mini engineering projects built from scrap. I've built pulse jets from steel pipes and true jets from old turbochargers, next step is to fit one with an afterburner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do love a good power tool, got way to many, my most recent purchase though was a laser measure, great little thing, measures, calculates the square meterage , saves the measurements and is accurate to 1mm over 80m so way to accurate for a cock measuring device though

This was far to horny for this thread, mmmmm power tool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I love collecting vintage trainers,retro international football shirts and I have quite an impressive collection of vinyl records.

Oh I love getting wankered too and having trips away with me mates.

Hope this is blokey enough

Oh I'm so with you on this one. Except for the shirts. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it "too much" to have a generator running in the background, even tho the chainsaw is petrol?

You've got to power the kettle some how haven't you?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Radio controlled stuff!

I've got a radio controlled car, top speed of 60mph, my brother has got radio controlled helicopters and aeroplanes. Biggest is 6ft wingspan.

Did you see that vid of the r/c air liner flying at scale speeds indoors?! Was stunning!"
I use to be into my r/c still have a savage with a 5.9cc engine but to much power it breaks a lot and I still got a hyper 7 all alloy upgrades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to look to get a small tool box together.

I had to get a handyman in just to fix my bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once touched a hammer"
I once touched a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this manly talk

Making me all hot and flustered

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

Well after watching last nights M.O.D I'm going to sort out my rawlplugs. Only doing small jobs today.

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By *nne BoleynWoman
over a year ago

Gateshead

I have several odd jobs that need doing around my flat if any of you lovely guys would like to use your tools!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really need to get rid of all the bits of motorcycle from und err my desk I don't when own the bikes they come off anymore

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Is it "too much" to have a generator running in the background, even tho the chainsaw is petrol?

You've got to power the kettle some how haven't you?!"

This is true, although I'd have to get the other (I know, now it sounds like I'm bragging

) genny out for that, this one tends to trip out if I stick the kettle on it.

So, that's a chainsaw and two gennys running in my 10 foot by 20 foot back garden, and me in my check shirt and bib'n'brace...... (starts to hear Wagner's "Ride of the Valkerie")

Charlie don't DIY!

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

"I have several odd jobs that need doing around my flat if any of you lovely guys would like to use your tools!

I'm quite sure you'll have lots of volunteers with a good sized box of bits and correct tools to help you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mini engineering projects built from scrap. I've built pulse jets from steel pipes and true jets from old turbochargers, next step is to fit one with an afterburner."

. A guy I know has built and tested it in his kitchen

He posted a great vid of the tests

I fancy one on me bicycle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it "too much" to have a generator running in the background, even tho the chainsaw is petrol?

You've got to power the kettle some how haven't you?!

This is true, although I'd have to get the other (I know, now it sounds like I'm bragging

) genny out for that, this one tends to trip out if I stick the kettle on it.

So, that's a chainsaw and two gennys running in my 10 foot by 20 foot back garden, and me in my check shirt and bib'n'brace...... (starts to hear Wagner's "Ride of the Valkerie")

Charlie don't DIY!

Music to my manly ears!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have several odd jobs that need doing around my flat if any of you lovely guys would like to use your tools!

"
hey your never going to believe it my names henry and I was 8th in my class when I graduated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mini engineering projects built from scrap. I've built pulse jets from steel pipes and true jets from old turbochargers, next step is to fit one with an afterburner.

. A guy I know has built and tested it in his kitchen

He posted a great vid of the tests

I fancy one on me bicycle "

Colin Furze used a pulse jet to power a pushbike, a barbeque and a kettle (he called it a Jettle). There's videos on YouTube.

Don't think I'd like to fire the jet engine up in my kitchen though, I have to wear ear defenders when using it outside!

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By *TFSeventyMan
over a year ago

Weybridge

"I once touched a hammer"

Did he say "you can't touch this" ????

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Give me a flat pack to assemble, I may get a bit OCD with arranging all the bits but then ignore the instructions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mini engineering projects built from scrap. I've built pulse jets from steel pipes and true jets from old turbochargers, next step is to fit one with an afterburner.

. A guy I know has built and tested it in his kitchen

He posted a great vid of the tests

I fancy one on me bicycle "

Don't say the 'B' word! It's like a red rag to a bull around here!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm really impressed boys!

No one talking football or sex yet!! Well done

As you were

I once had sex with a football.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I need to look to get a small tool box together.

I had to get a handyman in just to fix my bed.

I'll help you break it again if you like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to look to get a small tool box together.

I had to get a handyman in just to fix my bed.

I'll help you break it again if you like.

Someone from fab broke it and so someone from fab fixed it

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I need to look to get a small tool box together.

I had to get a handyman in just to fix my bed.

I'll help you break it again if you like.

Someone from fab broke it and so someone from fab fixed it "

I've got power tools, if we break it, then I can fix it for you.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Excellent thread.

I can(and have) spend entire days in a cricket equipment supplier, went through lots of kit and ended up with the owner (ex first class cricketer) bowling at me in the warehouse

I really want a chainsaw despite having no need for one, and I was fortunate enough to visit a famous car tuning and racing company in the USA , which was another entire day I went missing.

The Marco Simoncelli museum in Coriano is another place I have managed to "lose" a day.

Now, let's talk sheds......

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

I'm waiting patiently for halo 5 to be released 27 October for those interested

I'm also waiting patiently for the centurion action X update to the British medium tank line in world of tanks as I'm already at tier 10 and this is the replacement tank for the fv4202 so should just appear in my garage ready to take into battle

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

"Now, let's talk sheds......"

man caves! now that's a thread all of it's own right there

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I'm really impressed boys!

No one talking football or sex yet!! Well done

As you were

Is it really that hard to believe we have other hobbies apart from chatting up woman in the hope of getting their knickers off .

Some of us can multi task you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent thread.

I can(and have) spend entire days in a cricket equipment supplier, went through lots of kit and ended up with the owner (ex first class cricketer) bowling at me in the warehouse

I really want a chainsaw despite having no need for one, and I was fortunate enough to visit a famous car tuning and racing company in the USA , which was another entire day I went missing.

The Marco Simoncelli museum in Coriano is another place I have managed to "lose" a day.

Now, let's talk sheds......"

Please don't get clem started on that!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Power tools!

I bought a chainsaw.... not because I needed one, but because it was half price........... and shiny!

I haven't even started it up yet, as I don't want to dirty it, but when I do.............. that over-long post in the fence is gonna get it!

Just remember basic chainsaw saftey precautions....always have a mean, manly expression and a slightly curled lip. Think of a tough looking elvis with stubble!"

and dont forget to say 'yes dear' when the OH berates you for not wearing the kevlar leggings..

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

"and dont forget to say 'yes dear' when the OH berates you for not wearing the kevlar leggings.."

no need to bother saying that when you have ear defenders on, you can't hear their protestations anyway

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

What man stuff do you love?!

I love to.....watch the rugby finals whenever their on or also fighting sports whenever I can catch it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and dont forget to say 'yes dear' when the OH berates you for not wearing the kevlar leggings..

no need to bother saying that when you have ear defenders on, you can't hear their protestations anyway "

Why on earth wouldn't she be in the kitchen anyway?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

The Screwfix catalogue makes me horny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What man stuff do you love?!

I love to.....watch the rugby finals whenever their on or also fighting sports whenever I can catch it..."

Hmmm not sure...sounds a bit "watchy" not "doing stuffy" women watch, why else would the 2 words begin with the same letter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What man stuff do you love?!

I "collect" Japanese weapons. Such skill and artistry in the their making, even everyday tools that circumstance and necessity have turned into weapons are beautifully made.

I've also got a (replica) AC Cobra so could be interested in some tyre advice soon.....

Manstuffdotcom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Screwfix catalogue makes me horny

Standard or agricultural....?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"and dont forget to say 'yes dear' when the OH berates you for not wearing the kevlar leggings..

no need to bother saying that when you have ear defenders on, you can't hear their protestations anyway

Why on earth wouldn't she be in the kitchen anyway? "

allowed her out for some fresh air, and to hang my freshly scrubbed lumberjack shirts to dry..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Screwfix catalogue makes me horny

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you harlot are the pages sticky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want someone to come over and do

'Man stuff' to me....!

Waves......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What man stuff do you love?!

I "collect" Japanese weapons. Such skill and artistry in the their making, even everyday tools that circumstance and necessity have turned into weapons are beautifully made.

I've also got a (replica) AC Cobra so could be interested in some tyre advice soon.....

Manstuffdotcom"

Bloody hell! I NEVER had you pegged for being manly!! Welcome aboard bro!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and dont forget to say 'yes dear' when the OH berates you for not wearing the kevlar leggings..

no need to bother saying that when you have ear defenders on, you can't hear their protestations anyway

Why on earth wouldn't she be in the kitchen anyway?

allowed her out for some fresh air, and to hang my freshly scrubbed lumberjack shirts to dry..

Fair enough..

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

"and dont forget to say 'yes dear' when the OH berates you for not wearing the kevlar leggings..

no need to bother saying that when you have ear defenders on, you can't hear their protestations anyway

Why on earth wouldn't she be in the kitchen anyway? "

well someone has to sweep up the mess of sawdust don't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it "too much" to have a generator running in the background, even tho the chainsaw is petrol?

You've got to power the kettle some how haven't you?!"

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

What man stuff do you love?!

I love to.....watch the rugby finals whenever their on or also fighting sports whenever I can catch it...

Hmmm not sure...sounds a bit "watchy" not "doing stuffy" women watch, why else would the 2 words begin with the same letter?

I dunno....most manly thing I probably like to do other then that is hit the free weights at the gym or curse at people who piss me off on the road whenever I drive...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What man stuff do you love?!

I "collect" Japanese weapons. Such skill and artistry in the their making, even everyday tools that circumstance and necessity have turned into weapons are beautifully made.

I've also got a (replica) AC Cobra so could be interested in some tyre advice soon.....

Manstuffdotcom

Bloody hell! I NEVER had you pegged for being manly!! Welcome aboard bro!"

Is it the shirt?

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

either that or sometimes I find doing hands on work with assembling stuff with tools sometimes or painting to be therapeutic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"either that or sometimes I find doing hands on work with assembling stuff with tools sometimes or painting to be therapeutic

.."

Along the right lines with this. Think less watching Rugby and UFC and doing... Maybe take up a martial art, or learn to weld or plaster.

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

"either that or sometimes I find doing hands on work with assembling stuff with tools sometimes or painting to be therapeutic

Along the right lines with this. Think less watching Rugby and UFC and doing... Maybe take up a martial art, or learn to weld or plaster."

maybe start at the bottom first with an airfix kit and then slowly work you're way up to stripping down and rebuilding scania gearboxes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"either that or sometimes I find doing hands on work with assembling stuff with tools sometimes or painting to be therapeutic

Along the right lines with this. Think less watching Rugby and UFC and doing... Maybe take up a martial art, or learn to weld or plaster.

maybe start at the bottom first with an airfix kit and then slowly work you're way up to stripping down and rebuilding scania gearboxes"

Blindfold....

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"either that or sometimes I find doing hands on work with assembling stuff with tools sometimes or painting to be therapeutic

Along the right lines with this. Think less watching Rugby and UFC and doing... Maybe take up a martial art, or learn to weld or plaster."

I used to do boxing and kick boxing training on and off growing up...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"The Screwfix catalogue makes me horny

Standard or agricultural....?"

I didn't know about the agricultural one

You've made my day

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I used to strip every bike that I bought down to the last nut & bolt (ma dad used to curse me when he tripped over a crankshaft or piston left on the stairs)

Pirelli Phantoms were the tyre of choice, you could go off the edge a little bit more with them, as opposed to Metzelers. I wore 2 rear tyres out on ma RD 400 in a fortnight in the Isle Of Man

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

"either that or sometimes I find doing hands on work with assembling stuff with tools sometimes or painting to be therapeutic

Along the right lines with this. Think less watching Rugby and UFC and doing... Maybe take up a martial art, or learn to weld or plaster.

maybe start at the bottom first with an airfix kit and then slowly work you're way up to stripping down and rebuilding scania gearboxes

Blindfold....

whilst wearing welding gloves?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Screwfix catalogue makes me horny

Standard or agricultural....?

I didn't know about the agricultural one

You've made my day

Prices of chicken coups are amazing!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"The Screwfix catalogue makes me horny

you harlot are the pages sticky

Would be if I were a man

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Prices of chicken coups are amazing!"

Do they have the 'Fox Proof' mesh though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Screwfix catalogue makes me horny

Standard or agricultural....?

I didn't know about the agricultural one

You've made my day

Prices of chicken coups are amazing!"

Coups?! Lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"The Screwfix catalogue makes me horny

Standard or agricultural....?

I didn't know about the agricultural one

You've made my day

Prices of chicken coups are amazing!

I didn't want to say

Coups?! Lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prices of chicken coups are amazing!

Do they have the 'Fox Proof' mesh though?"

Real men use shotguns....

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

"Prices of chicken coups are amazing!

Do they have the 'Fox Proof' mesh though?

Real men use shotguns...."

.... no, they use they're bare hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well maybe it's because I was born in the Outback in Oz.... I just love the fresh thin black soft spikes on new tyres - run my hands over them. Tools - antique tool fair let me loose, the craftsmanship and who used to hold them ... Bliss. Sailing and beating the boys with the fastest speed on a racing yacht in the Solent .. Perfect. Monster truck and pit crewing for formula Vs years ago and of course rugby league... I will take the Union ATM lol....renovated two houses and loved my power tools.... And throw in a Grand Prix and driving a circuit....These toys are for women too - I'm also girly and do the pamper, makeup and nail thing.... Just "boy" stuff is fun

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

"Well maybe it's because I was born in the Outback in Oz.... I just love the fresh thin black soft spikes on new tyres - run my hands over them. Tools - antique tool fair let me loose, the craftsmanship and who used to hold them ... Bliss. Sailing and beating the boys with the fastest speed on a racing yacht in the Solent .. Perfect. Monster truck and pit crewing for formula Vs years ago and of course rugby league... I will take the Union ATM lol....renovated two houses and loved my power tools.... And throw in a Grand Prix and driving a circuit....These toys are for women too - I'm also girly and do the pamper, makeup and nail thing.... Just "boy" stuff is fun

thats great but those dishes aren't gooing to wash themselves

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"thats great but those dishes aren't gooing to wash themselves

I have a machine that does them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bits and pieces ... On ur kness !!!! How very dare you my darling..... Grrrrrrr

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over a year ago

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I will spend hours looking at generators in catalogues. I really, really want one although it will get less use than the chainsaw I bought 2 years ago and have used once. Or the mig welder I bought last year that I keep telling myself I will learn to use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I want to know is why is it that whenever I buy myself some tools a man nicks them and declares them to be his??

(women can like man stuff too)"

They can't

It's against the law

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"thats great but those dishes aren't gooing to wash themselves

I have a machine that does them"

Then you'll need a real man to fix it when it goes wrong

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once touched a hammer"

The footballer or heavy thing for knocking nails in?

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

"What I want to know is why is it that whenever I buy myself some tools a man nicks them and declares them to be his??

(women can like man stuff too)

They can't

It's against the law "

it's for your own wellbeing .... if you touch them for too long you'll be stone dead within 12 hours .... just like man-flu

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over a year ago

"What I want to know is why is it that whenever I buy myself some tools a man nicks them and declares them to be his??

(women can like man stuff too)

They can't

It's against the law "

If a man can bake cakes I can change a car battery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I want to know is why is it that whenever I buy myself some tools a man nicks them and declares them to be his??

(women can like man stuff too)

They can't

It's against the law

it's for your own wellbeing .... if you touch them for too long you'll be stone dead within 12 hours .... just like man-flu"

Why didn't someone tell my husband this when I was taking the toilet apart to remove the blockage??

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

"What I want to know is why is it that whenever I buy myself some tools a man nicks them and declares them to be his??

(women can like man stuff too)

They can't

It's against the law

If a man can bake cakes I can change a car battery "

you spelled babies nappy wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cars. I just love looking at cars lol. I can spend alot of time browsing cars and all the different stats etc. Sad i know lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right bits n pieces..... Tell

Me darling who wrote the rule.... This is for women .... And this is for men...... I'll sword fight you any day!! I keep two wooden ones behind the door for such an occasion MWAH X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cars. I just love looking at cars lol. I can spend alot of time browsing cars and all the different stats etc. Sad i know lol"

You should have seen my driveway last week. 3 rare Alfa's were parked on it.

It was glorious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right bits n pieces..... Tell

Me darling who wrote the rule.... This is for women .... And this is for men...... I'll sword fight you any day!! I keep two wooden ones behind the door for such an occasion MWAH X "

Nice try but if they're wooden they're actually just sticks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I want to know is why is it that whenever I buy myself some tools a man nicks them and declares them to be his??

(women can like man stuff too)

They can't

It's against the law

If a man can bake cakes I can change a car battery

you spelled babies nappy wrong"

Shouldn't you be scratching your head at some flat pack instructions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Power tools and things that help me to do my job easier, After buying them I always think why didn't I buy them years ago

I know what you mean. Its hard to remember removing floor tiles with a hammer and bolster now I have a cordless 36 volt sds hammer chisel with cranked 80mm chisel.

I'm going to get some floor tiles laid so I can find out what that means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knives ... I like Pocket knives - I keep the little Swiss Army knife in my handbag. I have a drawer full of cords, plugs, Apple stuff and electronic bits... Lego .. Adore Lego and want to go to Lego land... How things work too.. Love watching those shows and a sneaky walk through B & Q figuring out what I could build. Also it's fun to lift weights at the "boy end of the gym" when I lift heavier lol ..... And spy days out !!!!!

All excited now X

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

"Right bits n pieces..... Tell

Me darling who wrote the rule.... This is for women .... And this is for men...... I'll sword fight you any day!! I keep two wooden ones behind the door for such an occasion MWAH X "

i think you'll be too tired after all the ironing that you've yet to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't iron!!!! Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cars. I just love looking at cars lol. I can spend alot of time browsing cars and all the different stats etc. Sad i know lol

You should have seen my driveway last week. 3 rare Alfa's were parked on it.

It was glorious."

A fellow car fan its not just me then lol. Im into my jap cars alot i love the sound of an engine revving to 8krpm

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over a year ago

"Cars. I just love looking at cars lol. I can spend alot of time browsing cars and all the different stats etc. Sad i know lol

You should have seen my driveway last week. 3 rare Alfa's were parked on it.

It was glorious.

A fellow car fan its not just me then lol. Im into my jap cars alot i love the sound of an engine revving to 8krpm"

Pffft, Jap cars are for kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right bits n pieces..... Tell

Me darling who wrote the rule.... This is for women .... And this is for men...... I'll sword fight you any day!! I keep two wooden ones behind the door for such an occasion MWAH X

Nice try but if they're wooden they're actually just sticks!

Much as it pains me to disagree with a chap, there's a big difference between a stick and a wooden sword.

Unfortunately Fab rules prohibit me from posting examples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cars. I just love looking at cars lol. I can spend alot of time browsing cars and all the different stats etc. Sad i know lol

You should have seen my driveway last week. 3 rare Alfa's were parked on it.

It was glorious.

A fellow car fan its not just me then lol. Im into my jap cars alot i love the sound of an engine revving to 8krpm

Pffft, Jap cars are for kids."

I blame the Fast and the Furious.

More young uns should be made to watch proper man films like Vanishing Point, Bullit and Gone in 60 seconds.

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

"Right bits n pieces..... Tell

Me darling who wrote the rule.... This is for women .... And this is for men...... I'll sword fight you any day!! I keep two wooden ones behind the door for such an occasion MWAH X

Nice try but if they're wooden they're actually just sticks!

Much as it pains me to disagree with a chap, there's a big difference between a stick and a wooden sword.

Unfortunately Fab rules prohibit me from posting examples.

have admin banned references to brooms and mops then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm in B&Q or the like I will gravitate towards the Axes sledgehammers and Mauls then choose which one I would prefer in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Love hefting them about for swing and power.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right bits n pieces..... Tell

Me darling who wrote the rule.... This is for women .... And this is for men...... I'll sword fight you any day!! I keep two wooden ones behind the door for such an occasion MWAH X

Nice try but if they're wooden they're actually just sticks!

Much as it pains me to disagree with a chap, there's a big difference between a stick and a wooden sword.

Unfortunately Fab rules prohibit me from posting examples.

Is Bokken on the banned words list then?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

I've just eaten a YORKIE bar, man chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just eaten a YORKIE bar, man chocolate.

It's definitely not for girls...

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"and dont forget to say 'yes dear' when the OH berates you for not wearing the kevlar leggings..

no need to bother saying that when you have ear defenders on, you can't hear their protestations anyway

Why on earth wouldn't she be in the kitchen anyway?

allowed her out for some fresh air, and to hang my freshly scrubbed lumberjack shirts to dry..

Aren't lumberjack shirts a little bit ghey? You never seen Month Pythons lumberjack song?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"and dont forget to say 'yes dear' when the OH berates you for not wearing the kevlar leggings..

no need to bother saying that when you have ear defenders on, you can't hear their protestations anyway

Why on earth wouldn't she be in the kitchen anyway?

allowed her out for some fresh air, and to hang my freshly scrubbed lumberjack shirts to dry..

Aren't lumberjack shirts a little bit ghey? You never seen Month Pythons lumberjack song?

*Monty Python, auto correct strikes again.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I have a bullet collection - from guns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cars. I just love looking at cars lol. I can spend alot of time browsing cars and all the different stats etc. Sad i know lol

You should have seen my driveway last week. 3 rare Alfa's were parked on it.

It was glorious.

A fellow car fan its not just me then lol. Im into my jap cars alot i love the sound of an engine revving to 8krpm

Pffft, Jap cars are for kids.

I blame the Fast and the Furious.

More young uns should be made to watch proper man films like Vanishing Point, Bullit and Gone in 60 seconds."

Dont get me wrong i like others too. But i especially love watching those german cars disapear in my rear _iew mirror. Its not how big your engine is ots how you use it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right bits n pieces..... Tell

Me darling who wrote the rule.... This is for women .... And this is for men...... I'll sword fight you any day!! I keep two wooden ones behind the door for such an occasion MWAH X

Nice try but if they're wooden they're actually just sticks!

Much as it pains me to disagree with a chap, there's a big difference between a stick and a wooden sword.

Unfortunately Fab rules prohibit me from posting examples.

have admin banned references to brooms and mops then?"

One day bits n pieces we will meet and u will be eating those words my love.....and defo difference between sticks and swords...well said.

Me thinks bits n pieces.....Warrior Princesses could just chop u up in battle mwah xxxx

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over a year ago

"Right bits n pieces..... Tell

Me darling who wrote the rule.... This is for women .... And this is for men...... I'll sword fight you any day!! I keep two wooden ones behind the door for such an occasion MWAH X

Nice try but if they're wooden they're actually just sticks!

Much as it pains me to disagree with a chap, there's a big difference between a stick and a wooden sword.

Unfortunately Fab rules prohibit me from posting examples.

Is Bokken on the banned words list then?"

They're on the banned/prohibited pictures list.

Don't ask me how I know this...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I don't iron!!!! Mwah "

I like you, not in a bi way but you're cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right bits n pieces..... Tell

Me darling who wrote the rule.... This is for women .... And this is for men...... I'll sword fight you any day!! I keep two wooden ones behind the door for such an occasion MWAH X

Nice try but if they're wooden they're actually just sticks!

Much as it pains me to disagree with a chap, there's a big difference between a stick and a wooden sword.

Unfortunately Fab rules prohibit me from posting examples.

Is Bokken on the banned words list then?

They're on the banned/prohibited pictures list.

Don't ask me how I know this...

Context is everything.

There's pics of me firing guns and shaving with knives in my public pics.

There's a sword (a real one) in one of my cupboards, I may think up a use for it for a new pic...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinky Minx - I like u too and ur mate - great dynamic ladies..... Love ur chatter X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and dont forget to say 'yes dear' when the OH berates you for not wearing the kevlar leggings..

no need to bother saying that when you have ear defenders on, you can't hear their protestations anyway

Why on earth wouldn't she be in the kitchen anyway?

allowed her out for some fresh air, and to hang my freshly scrubbed lumberjack shirts to dry..

Aren't lumberjack shirts a little bit ghey? You never seen Month Pythons lumberjack song?

Gay men are still men...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"and dont forget to say 'yes dear' when the OH berates you for not wearing the kevlar leggings..

no need to bother saying that when you have ear defenders on, you can't hear their protestations anyway

Why on earth wouldn't she be in the kitchen anyway?

allowed her out for some fresh air, and to hang my freshly scrubbed lumberjack shirts to dry..

Aren't lumberjack shirts a little bit ghey? You never seen Month Pythons lumberjack song?

not these one's, lined with itching powder and razor wire..

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

What man stuff do you love?!

Women.....

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right bits n pieces..... Tell

Me darling who wrote the rule.... This is for women .... And this is for men...... I'll sword fight you any day!! I keep two wooden ones behind the door for such an occasion MWAH X

Nice try but if they're wooden they're actually just sticks!

Much as it pains me to disagree with a chap, there's a big difference between a stick and a wooden sword.

Unfortunately Fab rules prohibit me from posting examples.

Is Bokken on the banned words list then?

They're on the banned/prohibited pictures list.

Don't ask me how I know this...

Context is everything.

There's pics of me firing guns and shaving with knives in my public pics.

There's a sword (a real one) in one of my cupboards, I may think up a use for it for a new pic..."

Just had a look. I can see why the shaving one got through. Not so sure about the range one.

Mine were blocked as "only members of the military are allowed to be shown with weapons" or words to that effect.

Good job they don't know what I do for a living.....

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

"Right bits n pieces..... Tell

Me darling who wrote the rule.... This is for women .... And this is for men...... I'll sword fight you any day!! I keep two wooden ones behind the door for such an occasion MWAH X

Nice try but if they're wooden they're actually just sticks!

Much as it pains me to disagree with a chap, there's a big difference between a stick and a wooden sword.

Unfortunately Fab rules prohibit me from posting examples.

have admin banned references to brooms and mops then?

One day bits n pieces we will meet and u will be eating those words my love.....and defo difference between sticks and swords...well said.

Me thinks bits n pieces.....Warrior Princesses could just chop u up in battle mwah xxxx "

that's not likely considering the amount of laundry they've still got left to do before tuesday

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By *revorAndTraceyCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne

Ooooo has to be old professional cameras, larger the better There's something magical about a 10x8 transparency. There's also something quite delightful about varnished wood and brass, containing glass which has been polished between the thighs of young virgins past..

Then the 1950/60s chrome and black leather bound bodies fad which i admit do have a somewhat naughty kinky appeal to them before they went all plastic and non fantastic...

Then there's the joy of being in a dark,dark room with its most alluring smells and occasional bumps as intrigued visitors do pass.....

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