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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm bored so feel free to ask me a question and I may answer you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you really innocent?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

How can I bet rid of a sore and cracked nose as soon as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it warm in your house? (Great boobs btw!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How innocent are you, really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is having big boobs a blessing or a curse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I re-grout around the bath today or do my college work? Both need doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you go and do my shopping please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you really innocent? "

Yes, as I still don't know half of what certain things mentioned on here mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can I bet rid of a sore and cracked nose as soon as possible

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Vaseline

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it warm in your house? (Great boobs btw!)"

I'm in a flat & yes, it does stay pretty warm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is having big boobs a blessing or a curse?"

I honestly don't notice them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I have scrambled or poached eggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I re-grout around the bath today or do my college work? Both need doing "

When's your college work due in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you lend me a tenner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you go and do my shopping please?"

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What were jack and Jill's real intentions when they reached the top of that hill?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should I have scrambled or poached eggs "

Scrambled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is my shopping?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you lend me a tenner? "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What were jack and Jill's real intentions when they reached the top of that hill?"

I think it's pretty obvious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where is my shopping?"

In the shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I re-grout around the bath today or do my college work? Both need doing

When's your college work due in?"

Distance learning, so nobody's marking anything. I haven't done any for 3 weeks so I need to catch up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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By *1sexypairCouple
over a year ago

Retford


"Where is my shopping?"

Adds van man as it pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How was the corporate hospitality yesterday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long to I have to boil an egg for to have a runny yolk.

Please bare in mind my watch is 2 minutes slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can I bet rid of a sore and cracked nose as soon as possible

Vaseline "

I'm gonna chip in with dove moisturizer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heads or tails - which do you usually choose?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I re-grout around the bath today or do my college work? Both need doing

When's your college work due in?

Distance learning, so nobody's marking anything. I haven't done any for 3 weeks so I need to catch up."

College work first then the bath

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By *etsgetjiggingMan
over a year ago

norwich

Ok miss in innocent would you? You know what I mean lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How was the corporate hospitality yesterday? "

It was good. It's the cheapest of the VIP lounges but it's warm & the seats are more comfy than the plastic blue ones the commoners sit in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can I bet rid of a sore and cracked nose as soon as possible

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Lay off the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what are you upto today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How long to I have to boil an egg for to have a runny yolk.

Please bare in mind my watch is 2 minutes slow "

I'm not Delia Smith regardless of the Norwich connection

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heads or tails - which do you usually choose?

-Courtney"

Is this an euphemism?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does carrot cake count as one of your five a day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what are you upto today "

I'm going to watch Norwich on the telly hopefully beat Newcastle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

What's the air speed velocity of a swallow carrying a 50lb Bergen, rations and an assault rifle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heads or tails - which do you usually choose?

-Courtney

Is this an euphemism? "

No!

Which do you usually choose when flipping a coin? I thought you were innocent?!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok miss in innocent would you? You know what I mean lol"

No, I don't know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does carrot cake count as one of your five a day? "

God yes, have an apple pie too. That's two of your five a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does carrot cake count as one of your five a day?

God yes, have an apple pie too. That's two of your five a day "

Brilliant I easily hit at least 8 per day then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heads or tails - which do you usually choose?

-Courtney

Is this an euphemism?

No!

Which do you usually choose when flipping a coin? I thought you were innocent?!?! "

I would choose heads, I like getting head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heads or tails - which do you usually choose?

-Courtney

Is this an euphemism?

No!

Which do you usually choose when flipping a coin? I thought you were innocent?!?!

I would choose heads, I like getting head "

Not many who don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fancy a coffee some time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"fancy a coffee some time? "

Only in Reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fancy a coffee some time?

Only in Reading "

Even if we offer cake

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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What will be the attendance be at Pride Park (I still call it that as opposed to the iPro Stadium) when we hopefully secure 3 points against Wolves in a couple of hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"fancy a coffee some time?

Only in Reading

Even if we offer cake "

I'm not that fussed about cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What will be the attendance be at Pride Park (I still call it that as opposed to the iPro Stadium) when we hopefully secure 3 points against Wolves in a couple of hours "

Dunno, but I hope Bradley scores for you

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Do you think Geordies will win today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fancy a coffee some time?

Only in Reading "

onbly 30mins from paddington but I'm in other side of london so takes about 45 mins to get to paddington

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

What's more scary to be attacked by; 7 duck sized horses or a horse sized duck?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"How can I bet rid of a sore and cracked nose as soon as possible

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There is a cream you can get from the chemist - happinose balm - its very oily and smells a bit funny - but does wonders. Its thicker than Vaseline and contains some essential oils to help relieve stuffed up noses. I swear by it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What were jack and Jill's real intentions when they reached the top of that hill?"

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To do a bit of snogging

Jill had a surprise when she opened her eyes

Jack had taken her dogging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you believe the conservatives will win the next election?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

What can I do with a glut of windfall apples?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you think Geordies will win today "

No!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who Killed Bambi?

https://youtu.be/PHOA_XtENW8

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"What will be the attendance be at Pride Park (I still call it that as opposed to the iPro Stadium) when we hopefully secure 3 points against Wolves in a couple of hours

Dunno, but I hope Bradley scores for you "

Who, the one that plays for Derby City lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bored so feel free to ask me a question and I may answer you "

So where did you really hide the bodies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What has been your favorite Iron Maiden band line up?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?

Why is there an S in the word Lisp?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"What can I do with a glut of windfall apples? "

You have a nice pair, maybe we can make a crumble together

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm bored so feel free to ask me a question and I may answer you

So where did you really hide the bodies?"

You know, you helped me hide them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What will be the attendance be at Pride Park (I still call it that as opposed to the iPro Stadium) when we hopefully secure 3 points against Wolves in a couple of hours

Dunno, but I hope Bradley scores for you

Who, the one that plays for Derby City lol "

Yes, him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long does it take for the light from the sun to reach earth?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

would fab implode if we had a day with no BBW/Married/kiss, fuck, pass thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would fab implode if we had a day with no BBW/Married/kiss, fuck, pass thread?"

No cause the single man rant would still hold everything up

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"What will be the attendance be at Pride Park (I still call it that as opposed to the iPro Stadium) when we hopefully secure 3 points against Wolves in a couple of hours

Dunno, but I hope Bradley scores for you

Who, the one that plays for Derby City lol

Yes, him "

He is a good signing for us, and has been very consistent. It was a comical gaffe though and he still gets stick about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What will be the attendance be at Pride Park (I still call it that as opposed to the iPro Stadium) when we hopefully secure 3 points against Wolves in a couple of hours

Dunno, but I hope Bradley scores for you

Who, the one that plays for Derby City lol

Yes, him

He is a good signing for us, and has been very consistent. It was a comical gaffe though and he still gets stick about it "

What comical gaffe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"would fab implode if we had a day with no BBW/Married/kiss, fuck, pass thread?"

You forgot about all the threads on cheating v swinging

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Where's this bloody draft coming from in my living room?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a bad idea for me to come work today feeling this rough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was it a bad idea for me to come work today feeling this rough "

Self induced or not?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"What will be the attendance be at Pride Park (I still call it that as opposed to the iPro Stadium) when we hopefully secure 3 points against Wolves in a couple of hours

Dunno, but I hope Bradley scores for you

Who, the one that plays for Derby City lol

Yes, him

He is a good signing for us, and has been very consistent. It was a comical gaffe though and he still gets stick about it

What comical gaffe?"

Sorry, I thought you knew. When he signed he announced to the press that he was pleased to be playing for Derby City, obviously couldn't Norwich County out of his head

It won't let me post the link on here, but check out dcfc's official website for the full video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it a bad idea for me to come work today feeling this rough

Self induced or not?"

Maybe

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*couldn't get

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Are you happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What will be the attendance be at Pride Park (I still call it that as opposed to the iPro Stadium) when we hopefully secure 3 points against Wolves in a couple of hours

Dunno, but I hope Bradley scores for you

Who, the one that plays for Derby City lol

Yes, him

He is a good signing for us, and has been very consistent. It was a comical gaffe though and he still gets stick about it

What comical gaffe?

Sorry, I thought you knew. When he signed he announced to the press that he was pleased to be playing for Derby City, obviously couldn't Norwich County out of his head

It won't let me post the link on here, but check out dcfc's official website for the full video "

Oh god, yes, I didn't even get the bit about Derby City that you posted

Yep, a lot of Norwich fans on Twitter found that really funny

He was loved at Norwich.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you happy"

Not as happy as I would wish but not sad either if that makes sense?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bored so feel free to ask me a question and I may answer you

So where did you really hide the bodies?

You know, you helped me hide them."

My sense of direction is terrible. ...and I think I left my wallet in the hole we put the midget in

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ok, a more simple question. Will Mr Johnson score

COYR

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm bored so feel free to ask me a question and I may answer you

So where did you really hide the bodies?

You know, you helped me hide them.

My sense of direction is terrible. ...and I think I left my wallet in the hole we put the midget in "

I have your wallet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, a more simple question. Will Mr Johnson score

COYR "

Of course

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Would you or do you ever go topless when sunbathing on holiday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What should I do next?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you or do you ever go topless when sunbathing on holiday? "

No, I'm too shy. And my son would have been mortified if I had done so ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What should I do next?"

Paint your toenails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a meet asks for "the authentic girlfriend experience" is it wrong to drop ones guts and hold her head under the duvet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can i lick your left nipple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What should I do next?

Paint your toenails "

That's actually spooky... doing that soon.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"What should I do next?

Paint your toenails

That's actually spooky... doing that soon. "

Can I watch, I find that quite erotic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pea and Ham soup or Tomato soup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snog, fuck or avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is having big boobs a blessing or a curse?

I honestly don't notice them. "

I have!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When a meet asks for "the authentic girlfriend experience" is it wrong to drop ones guts and hold her head under the duvet?"

Only if they get to return the favour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please can i lick your left nipple? "

No, the right one will get jealous

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What should I do next?

Paint your toenails

That's actually spooky... doing that soon. "

I know

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I'm bored so feel free to ask me a question and I may answer you "

here goes......do I sometimes creep you out a little miss innocent?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pea and Ham soup or Tomato soup?"

Tomato, with crusty bread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Snog, fuck or avoid "

Who?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is having big boobs a blessing or a curse?

I honestly don't notice them.

I have! "

Perv

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Snog, fuck or avoid

Who?"

Aren't we supposed to be asking you questions

2-1 to Derby City by the way Bradders hasn't got on the scoresheet yet though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm bored so feel free to ask me a question and I may answer you

here goes......do I sometimes creep you out a little miss innocent? "

No, why would you think that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Snog, fuck or avoid

Who?

Aren't we supposed to be asking you questions

2-1 to Derby City by the way Bradders hasn't got on the scoresheet yet though "

Early days still

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Snog, fuck or avoid

Who?

Aren't we supposed to be asking you questions

2-1 to Derby City by the way Bradders hasn't got on the scoresheet yet though

Early days still "

He did set up the second goal for Chris Martin though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bored so feel free to ask me a question and I may answer you "

Should I remove and plug the swirl flaps on my CF2 engine or just replace the entire inlet manifold with a flap free aluminium manifold from an earlier variant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snog, fuck or avoid

Who?"

Me

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Are you really innocent?

Yes, as I still don't know half of what certain things mentioned on here mean "

You lie like a cheap watch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Snog, fuck or avoid

Who?

Aren't we supposed to be asking you questions

2-1 to Derby City by the way Bradders hasn't got on the scoresheet yet though

Early days still

He did set up the second goal for Chris Martin though "

Also an ex Norwich player

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm bored so feel free to ask me a question and I may answer you

Should I remove and plug the swirl flaps on my CF2 engine or just replace the entire inlet manifold with a flap free aluminium manifold from an earlier variant?"

Um.... Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Snog, fuck or avoid

Who?

Me"

Can't answer that. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bored so feel free to ask me a question and I may answer you

Should I remove and plug the swirl flaps on my CF2 engine or just replace the entire inlet manifold with a flap free aluminium manifold from an earlier variant?

Um.... Fancy a fuck?"

No, I want a cleaner running engine with more power and reliability...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you really innocent?

Yes, as I still don't know half of what certain things mentioned on here mean

You lie like a cheap watch! "

I bloody don't. I had no idea what a fleshlight was until recently.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Are you really innocent?

Yes, as I still don't know half of what certain things mentioned on here mean

You lie like a cheap watch! "

Psst, wanna buy a battery

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm bored so feel free to ask me a question and I may answer you

Should I remove and plug the swirl flaps on my CF2 engine or just replace the entire inlet manifold with a flap free aluminium manifold from an earlier variant?

Um.... Fancy a fuck?

No, I want a cleaner running engine with more power and reliability... "

Do whichever gives you that then.

Then lie down so I can have a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why did u pinch my username? i may be older then u but trust me i had to ask a friends what half the list of interests ment

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Are you really innocent?

Yes, as I still don't know half of what certain things mentioned on here mean

You lie like a cheap watch!

I bloody don't. I had no idea what a fleshlight was until recently. "

You're not missing anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"why did u pinch my username? i may be older then u but trust me i had to ask a friends what half the list of interests ment"

I've had to google loads of things said on here.

Comes from having been brought up by a Catholic mother

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, a more simple question. Will Mr Johnson score

COYR

Of course "

See, I was right

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Whoop whoop, Bradley has scored 3-1

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ok, a more simple question. Will Mr Johnson score

COYR

Of course

See, I was right "

Damn, you're too good woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whoop whoop, Bradley has scored 3-1 "

Told you he would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snog, fuck or avoid

Who?

Me

Can't answer that. Sorry "

I'll take that as an avoid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Snog, fuck or avoid

Who?

Me

Can't answer that. Sorry

I'll take that as an avoid"

That's not what I said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it going to be a white christmas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it going to be a white christmas?

"

No.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Roasties or mash?

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I'm bored so feel free to ask me a question and I may answer you

here goes......do I sometimes creep you out a little miss innocent?

No, why would you think that?

"

I have that effect on people sometimes....plus I wanted to ask a question that made you think "what the hell?" for a change

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roasties or mash?"

Depends what you're having with them of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm bored so feel free to ask me a question and I may answer you

here goes......do I sometimes creep you out a little miss innocent?

No, why would you think that?

I have that effect on people sometimes....plus I wanted to ask a question that made you think "what the hell?" for a change "

No, you don't creep me out. I find you a little serious sometimes, but not creepy.

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I'm bored so feel free to ask me a question and I may answer you

here goes......do I sometimes creep you out a little miss innocent?

No, why would you think that?

I have that effect on people sometimes....plus I wanted to ask a question that made you think "what the hell?" for a change

No, you don't creep me out. I find you a little serious sometimes, but not creepy."

I can be serious too at times, not my most pleasant moments I shall admit but it's just part of who I am really in my bones...

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Ever get the impression you talk to yourself at times! That would be a yes...

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By *ingdong91Man
over a year ago

shropshire

I'm a Crewe supporter but hope newcastle thrash Norwich haha

Aren't I lovely xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I find a woman that likes being spoiled and greedy in bed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a Crewe supporter but hope newcastle thrash Norwich haha

Aren't I lovely xxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fancy a coffee some time?

Only in Reading

Even if we offer cake

I'm not that fussed about cake."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I have a bath or a shower ?

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where do I find a woman that likes being spoiled and greedy in bed? "

At a MacDonald's?

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By *ome Social With UsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

East Midlands


"I'm bored so feel free to ask me a question and I may answer you "

What is quantum physics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever get the impression you talk to yourself at times! That would be a yes..."

I think I can see why you say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your favourite forum discussion?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm bored so feel free to ask me a question and I may answer you

What is quantum physics"

Sciencey stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much wood could a woodchuck cut if a woodchuck could cut wood

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ever get the impression you talk to yourself at times! That would be a yes...

I think I can see why you say that "

I can't.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Is having big boobs a blessing or a curse?

I honestly don't notice them. "

I do!! he he

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's your favourite forum discussion? "

Ones where someone has something happen to them that has really made their day.

Ones that make me laugh out loud too.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Ever get the impression you talk to yourself at times! That would be a yes...

I think I can see why you say that "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever get the impression you talk to yourself at times! That would be a yes...

I think I can see why you say that

I can't."

I read it as she's not meeting... Instant conclusion is she's received lots of mail asking to meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ever get the impression you talk to yourself at times! That would be a yes...

I think I can see why you say that

I can't.

I read it as she's not meeting... Instant conclusion is she's received lots of mail asking to meet"

Ah, I didn't read her profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How much wood could a woodchuck cut if a woodchuck could cut wood

"

Bloody loads!!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Ever get the impression you talk to yourself at times! That would be a yes...

I think I can see why you say that

I can't.

I read it as she's not meeting... Instant conclusion is she's received lots of mail asking to meet"

No that's not the reason. I've replied twice on this thread and twice I've been ignored by the op.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Is it going to be a white christmas?

No."

Coldest winter since 1963 predicted so more likely this year than most. It's going to be cold. Winter IS coming!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ever get the impression you talk to yourself at times! That would be a yes...

I think I can see why you say that

I can't.

I read it as she's not meeting... Instant conclusion is she's received lots of mail asking to meet

No that's not the reason. I've replied twice on this thread and twice I've been ignored by the op. "

I haven't seen your posts. I'll look for them now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where's this bloody draft coming from in my living room?"

From your windows of course

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"How much wood could a woodchuck cut if a woodchuck could cut wood

"

Ffs. It's not 'could cut wood' it's 'would chuck wood' and you missed the bloody question mark of the end!!! grrrrrr.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should I have a bath or a shower ?

Mrs x"

I do both! Bath first, then shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is having big boobs a blessing or a curse?

I honestly don't notice them.

I have!

Perv "

Thank you madam, I find it come effortlessly

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Why when someone knocks at your door the dog always thinks its for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How much wood could a woodchuck cut if a woodchuck could cut wood

Ffs. It's not 'could cut wood' it's 'would chuck wood' and you missed the bloody question mark of the end!!! grrrrrr.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Honestly does it really matter. Ditton road is closed and your more concerned about a fucking question mark.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why when someone knocks at your door the dog always thinks its for him"

That made me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever get the impression you talk to yourself at times! That would be a yes...

I think I can see why you say that

I can't.

I read it as she's not meeting... Instant conclusion is she's received lots of mail asking to meet

No that's not the reason. I've replied twice on this thread and twice I've been ignored by the op. "

Ah, I stand corrected

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"How much wood could a woodchuck cut if a woodchuck could cut wood

Ffs. It's not 'could cut wood' it's 'would chuck wood' and you missed the bloody question mark of the end!!! grrrrrr.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Honestly does it really matter. Ditton road is closed and your more concerned about a fucking question mark."

Oops!! I hope I'm not detecting sense of humour failure. If course it doesn't matter!

Well not getting the question mark right doesn't matter but getting the tongue twister wrong.... That's totally inexcusable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be painful also lol

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Do you have any ideas for Norwich defence

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have any ideas for Norwich defence "

Shove a firework up all their arses.

They need dropping. Woeful defending, even Ruddy needs to be dropped.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Sorry couldn't resist

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Could you tell me the Norwich score

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could you tell me the Norwich score "

Bugger off!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Could you tell me the Norwich score

Bugger off!! "
now rude

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Can you tell me who scored 4 for Newcastle today

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By *ingdong91Man
over a year ago

shropshire

Could you please tell me the score as the last I saw it was 3-1 or 3-2 can't remember then had to go football my self xx

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I'm bored so feel free to ask me a question and I may answer you "

What's your favourite pudding?

Mr ddc

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

I wonder, did miss innocent tune into the rugby game between ireland and argentina?

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