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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I went out last night.

Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.

I have a horrible hangover.

How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Tactical chunder. That's what my husband used to say

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Suck it up buttercup....you got d*unk you deal with the consequences

Unless, like me, you throw up in your dad's partners Mercedes and he tells you to just go to bed and he stays up till 3am cleaning it so she will never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay under your duvet all day, don't even attempt to move out of the bed

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By *osconangelCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

Get another beer that will sort you out, might make you chunder again but it will cure you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka, beer will make you sick again because of the bubbles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was hoping for a miracle cure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana and water.

Potassium + hydration is the best cure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I went out last night.

Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.

I have a horrible hangover.

How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.

Ooohhhh..... Sounds like a new fetish/ kink to explore ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate that feeling. You may need to deploy a tactical chunder again to get rid of the horrible gurgle feeling.

Then follow it up with some food paracetamol and powerade.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Banana and water.

Potassium + hydration is the best cure."

Where do I find bananas on a Sunday morning. Are shops open?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banana and water.

Potassium + hydration is the best cure.

Where do I find bananas on a Sunday morning. Are shops open? "

Most supermarkets open at 10am on a Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I went out last night.

Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.

I have a horrible hangover.

How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.

Ooohhhh..... Sounds like a new fetish/ kink to explore ?

Possibly. Though anyone that comes near me today runs the risk if being sicked on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Banana and water.

Potassium + hydration is the best cure.

Where do I find bananas on a Sunday morning. Are shops open?

Most supermarkets open at 10am on a Sunday."

Omg I may have to get up.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

On your way home you threw up - and it lasted so long it ended up all the way around your house? That is some kind of aim your have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I went out last night.

Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.

I have a horrible hangover.

How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.

Ooohhhh..... Sounds like a new fetish/ kink to explore ?

Why do I get the feeling you're only half joking?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No. I was sick on way home. Then again when I got home. I'm a lightweight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I went out last night.

Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.

I have a horrible hangover.

How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.

Ooohhhh..... Sounds like a new fetish/ kink to explore ?

Possibly. Though anyone that comes near me today runs the risk if being sicked on

Well after what I was covered in on Friday night , sick might be a perfect dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I went out last night.

Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.

I have a horrible hangover.

How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.

Ooohhhh..... Sounds like a new fetish/ kink to explore ?

Why do I get the feeling you're only half joking?!

Not even half joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I went out last night.

Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.

I have a horrible hangover.

How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.

Ooohhhh..... Sounds like a new fetish/ kink to explore ?

Possibly. Though anyone that comes near me today runs the risk if being sicked on

Also sounds like a kink

Full English with plenty of water. I didn't know about bananas, but also makes sense.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I went out last night.

Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.

I have a horrible hangover.

How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.

Ooohhhh..... Sounds like a new fetish/ kink to explore ?

Possibly. Though anyone that comes near me today runs the risk if being sicked on

Well after what I was covered in on Friday night , sick might be a perfect dessert

Exactly. I knew someone, somewhere would love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it feeling sick? If so, salt and vinegar discos, full fat Coke. Headache needs a smoothie including banana and orange, and painkillers. Possibly bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I went out last night.

Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.

I have a horrible hangover.

How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.

Ooohhhh..... Sounds like a new fetish/ kink to explore ?

Possibly. Though anyone that comes near me today runs the risk if being sicked on

Well after what I was covered in on Friday night , sick might be a perfect dessert

Exactly. I knew someone, somewhere would love it

Actually very moist now at the thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it feeling sick? If so, salt and vinegar discos, full fat Coke. Headache needs a smoothie including banana and orange, and painkillers. Possibly bacon."

I forgot discos existed! Good shout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I went out last night.

Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.

I have a horrible hangover.

How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.

Ooohhhh..... Sounds like a new fetish/ kink to explore ?

Why do I get the feeling you're only half joking?!

Not even half joking

Haha, outstanding...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I went out last night.

Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.

I have a horrible hangover.

How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.

Ooohhhh..... Sounds like a new fetish/ kink to explore ?

Possibly. Though anyone that comes near me today runs the risk if being sicked on

Well after what I was covered in on Friday night , sick might be a perfect dessert

Exactly. I knew someone, somewhere would love it

Actually very moist now at the thought

I'm very curious now, to watch though, not comfortable enough to participate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I went out last night.

Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.

I have a horrible hangover.

How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.

Ooohhhh..... Sounds like a new fetish/ kink to explore ?

Possibly. Though anyone that comes near me today runs the risk if being sicked on

Well after what I was covered in on Friday night , sick might be a perfect dessert

Exactly. I knew someone, somewhere would love it

Actually very moist now at the thought

I'm very curious now, to watch though, not comfortable enough to participate"

Make half here now , and that's exactly how I feel

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By *ivinefoxWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

Rehydration salts, Berocca, hair of the dog..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You still have 20 minutes to get a macdonalds breakfast

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

What causes the headache is dehydration. What I do us make up a large class (pint glass is best) of Robinson Barley water, but any orange or lemon cordial will do, throw in a couple of soluble aspirin or paracetamol, drink it as quickly as possible then go back to bed for another hour or so. You should wake up feeling like a spring chicken.

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"I was hoping for a miracle cure! "

The red and white stripey pill, not the green one

Oh and plenty of water, hope it was a good night despite the chundering

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Start drinking again- hair of the dog!

Or a greasy fry up...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some good advice here. Why oh why did I drink so much?!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"Some good advice here. Why oh why did I drink so much?!"

Because the British don't really do sobriety.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Some good advice here. Why oh why did I drink so much?!"

Because it seemed fun at the time. We've all done it. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon buttie, large sweet brew with one more sugar than normal and a can of irn bru. Also take 2 ibuprofen. ..boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big greasy fry up always works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of fluids and sugars and food

Rehydrate, and refuel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say hair of the dog ?

Now we're talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno if you're looking for genuine answer - or attention seeking.

Best thing is exercise - go for a run + sweat that shit out. Aye you read that right .

Plus eat loads, cos your metabolism changes post booze

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dunno if you're looking for genuine answer - or attention seeking.

Best thing is exercise - go for a run + sweat that shit out. Aye you read that right .

Plus eat loads, cos your metabolism changes post booze "

Both!

I need a cure and sympathy right now.

Am I shite going for a run though. Feel sick just thinking about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno if you're looking for genuine answer - or attention seeking.

Best thing is exercise - go for a run + sweat that shit out. Aye you read that right .

Plus eat loads, cos your metabolism changes post booze

Both!

I need a cure and sympathy right now.

Am I shite going for a run though. Feel sick just thinking about it. "

Right, so you suffer all day.

Or move your ass, for 40 minutes and come back tell me how you feel . Plus, this solution will get you through your boozing years.

Just imagine there's a big fat cock at the end of the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno if you're looking for genuine answer - or attention seeking.

Best thing is exercise - go for a run + sweat that shit out. Aye you read that right .

Plus eat loads, cos your metabolism changes post booze "

Bugger going for a run, but a walk in the cold air would be a good shout actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What causes the headache is dehydration. What I do us make up a large class (pint glass is best) of Robinson Barley water, but any orange or lemon cordial will do, throw in a couple of soluble aspirin or paracetamol, drink it as quickly as possible then go back to bed for another hour or so. You should wake up feeling like a spring chicken.

Half right...

Dehydration is only a small part of the hangover. Alcohol consumption impairs the body's ability to absorb potassium and that's what causes the headache. This is why bananas are good as they're an excellent source of the stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno if you're looking for genuine answer - or attention seeking.

Best thing is exercise - go for a run + sweat that shit out. Aye you read that right .

Plus eat loads, cos your metabolism changes post booze

Both!

I need a cure and sympathy right now.

Am I shite going for a run though. Feel sick just thinking about it. "

I'm sympathetic. Been there before. But I also lack sympathy because drinking is a choice, as is how much to drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half right...

Tbh alcohol does so much to your body in so many ways it's hard to pinpoint the main issue with regards to hangover

For instance while your liver is processing the alcohol it's usually neglecting some of its other workload and so various other chemical levels rise etc

Which disturbs the kidneys which affects hydration which is already usually bad at this point then there's all the issues with the sugars affecting your blood sugar etc

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Get pissed again and you won't notice it until tomorrow, if it stinks open the window

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

get up and go get a english breakfast you wont fancy it but manage what you can do

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I was hoping for a miracle cure! "

Full English breakfast and a pint of orange juice will put you right (if you can keep it down?)

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Dunno if you're looking for genuine answer - or attention seeking.

Best thing is exercise - go for a run + sweat that shit out. Aye you read that right .

Plus eat loads, cos your metabolism changes post booze "

The exercise is a good shout. I used to go out and get pissed on a Friday night then would play in a football 5 a side league every Saturday. The one hour football always did a great job of shifting the hangover.

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

2 ibuprofen and a can of lucozade sport isotonic stuff ...... 20 mins later you're cured ..... eat crisps too, but that's just a comfort thing

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

My hangover cure is quite simple. Don't drink.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Some good advice here. Why oh why did I drink so much?!"

Here is a Frank Sinatra quote for you.....

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink, when they wake up in the morning that's is the best they will feel all day. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I went out last night.

Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.

I have a horrible hangover.

How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.

Lucozade and salt+vinegar discos

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By *ngelus1304Man
over a year ago

POOLE

Full English Breakfast works a treat,then have a pint or two. Works for me

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By *unnyDaysCouple
over a year ago

The Middle

It's a tough one when it's that bad. I go with 2 ibroprophin 1 anti histamine and a Co codiemol. Although I can't spell any of them. LoL

Try and get your fluids back up as this helps too. Go with flat full fat , iron bru works quite well too I find. But knock the gas out of it as it will set your tummy off.

But as always prevention is better than cure.

Get well soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a bloody mary. Works for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

full fat and loads of water helps me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have had a fuck load of water and a nap. Attempted a Sunday dinner but did a sick haha.

The end is near!

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By *unnyDaysCouple
over a year ago

The Middle

Try not to just drink water. It flushes out the salts and sugars you body needs to get over it.

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By *itzWoman
over a year ago

south wales

as a previous poster has said, rehydration salts, the ones you take after having a bout of diarrhoea (Dioralyte?), are amazing for sorting handovers. That and Ibruprofen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a hangover end time? Mine is 4pm, no hangover however bad has ever lasted beyond 4pm. It's like magic.

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Do you have a hangover end time? Mine is 4pm, no hangover however bad has ever lasted beyond 4pm. It's like magic. "

Mine has a best after time 2pm, before that I'm good for nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some reason I always have to drink a McDonalds Cola ... And it works ..... No idea why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For some reason I always have to drink a McDonalds Cola ... And it works ..... No idea why "

Because its been flat over a month and got ice with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banana and water.

Potassium + hydration is the best cure."

plus a fry up and 2 asprin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For some reason I always have to drink a McDonalds Cola ... And it works ..... No idea why

Because its been flat over a month and got ice with it"

Pmsl

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I've been fortunate to never have an hangover, I think its because I've always followed my dads advice. once home drink a pint of water before bed. Hangovers are caused by the dehydration,that m the alcohol causes, so you have already started the rehydrating process in your sleep by drinking the water beforehand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I do not have a hangover end time. They can range from a few hours to a few days depending on how much I drank.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Do you have a hangover end time? Mine is 4pm, no hangover however bad has ever lasted beyond 4pm. It's like magic. "

I have had a few hangovers that lasted 2 days. The type of hangovers where you lie still but your eyeballs still hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the bus this morning some woman vomited all over the back of a fellow passengers head

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Severity of hangovers can depend on what you got d*unk on. Purer alcoholic beverages result in less severe hangovers and mixing drinks results in more severe hangovers.

Always drink on a full stomach (pasta is good) to soak up the booze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half right...

I can't eat bananas without throwing up at the best of times, what else is high in potassium?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some good advice here. Why oh why did I drink so much?!"

Because you're young my love! You're supposed to get almightily d*unk occasionally when you're young!

Big hugs and hope you're feeling better now? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was hoping for a miracle cure! "

Lots of tea and sleep, used to work for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A bottle of Prosecco mixed with cocktails, cider, sambuca and jagerbombs is not recommended!

Still feeling fragile but can manage to eat now so all is not lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the bus this morning some woman vomited all over the back of a fellow passengers head

OH MY GOD!! I'd freak out!!

This thread has made me feel bit sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I went out last night.

Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.

I have a horrible hangover.

How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.

Ooohhhh..... Sounds like a new fetish/ kink to explore ?

Possibly. Though anyone that comes near me today runs the risk if being sicked on

Well after what I was covered in on Friday night , sick might be a perfect dessert

"
I believe the word is emetophilia.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

OP you can't still be hung over, can you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP you can't still be hung over, can you?

I am. I have improved but still rather ropey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the bus this morning some woman vomited all over the back of a fellow passengers head

OH MY GOD!! I'd freak out!!

This thread has made me feel bit sick "

Not as sick as she was! The fellow passenger was not impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got d*unk on a Sunday night!? Naughty! You need to get yourself to a McDonald's and get a dirty breakfast x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's this thing they call a hangover? I am yet to experience such thing lol

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

OP just checking in to find out if you're finally over your hangover?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP just checking in to find out if you're finally over your hangover?"

Yes thank God! Was still a bit dodgy Monday morning but all is well now

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"OP just checking in to find out if you're finally over your hangover?

Yes thank God! Was still a bit dodgy Monday morning but all is well now "

Just in time to do it all again......

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