FabSwingers.com forum: Peeing with a hardon

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guy's, how bloody awful is it?

Who said being a man was easy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's also like when you pinch a garden hose and the whole thing sprays out at all angles

Not saying mine's any where near as long as a garden hose or anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah and when you fall asleep after sex and wake up with your japs eye stuck and you pee in two different directions at once!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst is morning wood and you don't give it a second thought and end up spraying over the seat. That cleaning first thing feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luckily I live on a farm so I go outside in the buff and let it goo trying not to hit my chin

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By *el65Man
over a year ago

paisley

it,s bloody murder , !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Luckily I live on a farm so I go outside in the buff and let it goo trying not to hit my chin"

Well that's going to scare the chickens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Luckily I live on a farm so I go outside in the buff and let it goo trying not to hit my chin

Well that's going to scare the chickens! "

Depending upon how big it is... it might scare the cows too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Luckily I live on a farm so I go outside in the buff and let it goo trying not to hit my chin

Well that's going to scare the chickens! "

That's cocks for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally have to manhandle and wrestle this fucker to point downwards! Lol

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

At home I sit down to pee, saves me missing, hard-on, or not.

It can be a bit of a challenge with morning glory, wrestling him down into the toilet bowel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My heart bleeds for you all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My heart bleeds for you all

You have no idea the difficulties us men have

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"My heart bleeds for you all

You have no idea the difficulties us men have

But we can do it standing up. More than makes up for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just piss on the bath

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Guy's, how bloody awful is it?

Who said being a man was easy?

Which is why I'm sure 'watersports' can't be a real thing!

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold foreskin back (if you have it) and aim for the water, I don't see the problem

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Yeah and when you fall asleep after sex and wake up with your japs eye stuck and you pee in two different directions at once! "

Frank Skinner once said trying to pee after you just cum, is like trying to pee through a curly wurly.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Hold foreskin back (if you have it) and aim for the water, I don't see the problem

Not a problem if you are good at handstands either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy's, how bloody awful is it?

Who said being a man was easy?

Our new found pleasure in water sports does away with this problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy's, how bloody awful is it?

Who said being a man was easy?

Our new found pleasure in water sports does away with this problem

I've never had an issue either...

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Stand 8 ft back from the bowl. It's trial and error to judge the arc correctly

C...

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My heart bleeds for you all

You have no idea the difficulties us men have

Yeah, we just get the monthlys, have to go through pregnancy and labour and then have to go through bloody menopause. You guys are just so hardly done by lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screw it just pee in the bath or sink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My heart bleeds for you all

You have no idea the difficulties us men have

Yeah, we just get the monthlys, have to go through pregnancy and labour and then have to go through bloody menopause. You guys are just so hardly done by lol

Not forgetting contraceptive side effects and most likely cleaning up mens mess...

I live with 3 boys they are disgusting at times lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyewash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been half asleep ready to take a shit n pissed in my face.....only once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of you fellas do handstands?

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

With practice, Mr has perfected passing with a hard on ... agreed that the watersports really helped with this .... got a lovely mouthful in the shower this evening ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why even try?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been half asleep ready to take a shit n pissed in my face.....only once

TMI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been half asleep ready to take a shit n pissed in my face.....only once

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend

Really? I really enjoy it, sort of sexual x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My heart bleeds for you all

You have no idea the difficulties us men have

Yeah, we just get the monthlys, have to go through pregnancy and labour and then have to go through bloody menopause. You guys are just so hardly done by lol

Not forgetting contraceptive side effects and most likely cleaning up mens mess...

I live with 3 boys they are disgusting at times lol "

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By *andS66Couple
over a year ago

Derby

"My heart bleeds for you all

You have no idea the difficulties us men have

Yeah, we just get the monthlys, have to go through pregnancy and labour and then have to go through bloody menopause. You guys are just so hardly done by lol

I think you'll find that when you go through all that, so do we.

(ducks, and runs for cover)

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Why even try?

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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By *unnyDaysCouple
over a year ago

The Middle

Brush your teeth. Bending over the sink and doing something even for a minute relaxes you for a minute and releases the blood from the base of the shaft so you can at least get it to point down. At a push you can sit down with your ass as far back as you can get and point it into the bowl. Just watch the gap under the seat or your going to pee on your knees!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been half asleep ready to take a shit n pissed in my face.....only once

TMI

It was only once lol....I always do the horizontal handstand n tuck down now

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