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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Why do women not like taking a piss in the morning after a night of heavy sex? Have you tried opening a cold toasted cheese sandwich!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's so grim, but I'm laughing so much!

Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

If you prepare your toast carefully you won't get any cheese in there

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By *lack Shoe Red SoulCouple
over a year ago

North Hampshire

Took me about 3 goes of reading that to understand that it was a joke....... Punctuation is king!!

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Read it another three times and you might see the punctuation if you really really try

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Haha that's a good one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read it another three times and you might see the punctuation if you really really try"

It's there,I saw it. It's a gross joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you prepare your toast carefully you won't get any cheese in there

Or eat all the cheese before you go to sleep

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"If you prepare your toast carefully you won't get any cheese in there

Or eat all the cheese before you go to sleep

yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone take pity on me and pm me an explanation.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone take pity on me and pm me an explanation.....

Its okay I don't get it either. X

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"Someone take pity on me and pm me an explanation.....

Its okay I don't get it either. X"

Makes 3 of us ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we still none the wiser ?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I think the OP is trying to suggest that the lady would be glued together down there with the fluids from the night before... and that it wouldn't open easily to let her pee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats an attractive image

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Safe sex huh!

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"Thats an attractive image

Yep,charming...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

It kind of kills the joke if you need it explained, punctuation or not.

C...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"It kind of kills the joke if you need it explained, punctuation or not.

C..."

You tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got the joke in that sense, I just didn't understand all the references to punctuation...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got the joke in that sense, I just didn't understand all the references to punctuation..."
Likewise x

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I got the joke in that sense, I just didn't understand all the references to punctuation..."

Me either, just someone trying to be a smartarse I expect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A panda walks into a crowded resteraunt, eats shoots and leaves...

A panda walks into a crowded resteraunt, eats, shoots, and leaves...

My phone was charged (for)

My phone is charged (up)

context is everything, content is king.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"A panda walks into a crowded resteraunt, eats shoots and leaves...

A panda walks into a crowded resteraunt, eats, shoots, and leaves...

My phone was charged (for)

My phone is charged (up)

context is everything, content is king.

Nahhhh it's all relaxed when it comes to jokes otherwise some of them wouldn't make any sense at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A panda walks into a crowded resteraunt, eats shoots and leaves...

A panda walks into a crowded resteraunt, eats, shoots, and leaves...

My phone was charged (for)

My phone is charged (up)

context is everything, content is king.

Indeed. I understand the importance of punctuation. I keep rereading the OP and can't see what's wrong though, but it has been a long day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A panda walks into a crowded resteraunt, eats shoots and leaves...

A panda walks into a crowded resteraunt, eats, shoots, and leaves...

My phone was charged (for)

My phone is charged (up)

context is everything, content is king.

Indeed. I understand the importance of punctuation. I keep rereading the OP and can't see what's wrong though, but it has been a long day. "

Except that it's "why do women not like" rather than "why don't women like". Which isn't really up there with eats shoots and leaves.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well I'm not known for being the sharpest knife in the draw but even I understood it.

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

your all mad ha

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

It could be a greedy panda with a gun, in which case...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i shudda left this,as now its been explained i feel quite ill

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Punctuation shouldn't have that effect on you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do women not like taking a piss in the morning after a night of heavy sex? Have you tried opening a cold toasted cheese sandwich!"
maybe they havnt drank enough fluid

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

A semenal thought

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the Jizzt!!!

Keep it in the condom! Then its Your problem!

And a good-morning fuck solves it too!

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Never had that problem lol. All night sex must be the answer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A five hour licking may solve it

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Never had that problem lol. All night sex must be the answer lol"

It's always been the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A panda walks into a crowded resteraunt, eats shoots and leaves...

A panda walks into a crowded resteraunt, eats, shoots, and leaves...

My phone was charged (for)

My phone is charged (up)

context is everything, content is king.

restaurant....

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"A panda walks into a crowded resteraunt, eats shoots and leaves...

A panda walks into a crowded resteraunt, eats, shoots, and leaves...

My phone was charged (for)

My phone is charged (up)

context is everything, content is king.

restaurant...."

I do love it when the grammar police fail to police themselves

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