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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

whose lurking shirking working perving or dont give a damm

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Saucer sorcerer here

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By *eedelightsWoman
over a year ago

London

Can't sleep , horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whose lurking shirking working perving or dont give a damm"

Perving tonight for me gorgeous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perving and chatting here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pervin and flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't sleep definitely perving!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good evening john x

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good evening Dee dx

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perving and being a little flirtatious

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

good evening jamme x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat with a jd and some tunes on having a perv

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

`hi all food and the debates on the art of spelling going on here..very esoteric...hehe

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening kianna x

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening swelmel x

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening hot x

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening mr n mrs red xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"evening swelmel x"

evenin _oddy,how the devil are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey guys....weres the usual suspects tonight??

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening ms sassy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

evening all fabbing and perving hehe

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Good evening.

Tonight I will be mostly perving with a side order of flirting when the opportunity arrises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening danny x

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening saucysuzy xx

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By *eedelightsWoman
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Dee dx"

Evening x

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Evening Voddy!!!

How are you??

I'm tucked up in bed with a smile on my face

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I lurking, no one wanted to play with us tonight, so instead we are turning it into a sexy photo session

Pics to be uploaded later tonight or tomorrow morning

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening tattooguy xx boss will be here shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"evening ms sassy x"

Good evening to you too x

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"`hi all food and the debates on the art of spelling going on here..very esoteric...hehe "

My spell checker says ive got wrong kind of cauldron

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening david x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"evening hot x"

Evening _oddy I hope you're well

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening lord x

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

Evening Voddy and everyone. Purving on here with the odd chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"`hi all food and the debates on the art of spelling going on here..very esoteric...hehe "

You're Vocabulary alway's sends me to google suzy.

I have to change my status to perving and learning

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

good evening ms green xx

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

good evening mr n mrs _lcc xx

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

good evening ukgm x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Lurking I guess

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

phew help your selfs to nibbles and drinks

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"`hi all food and the debates on the art of spelling going on here..very esoteric...hehe

You're Vocabulary alway's sends me to google suzy.

I have to change my status to perving and learning "

good combo , i'd say xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In bed with a cuppa and radio 4, perving pics : )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening all xx

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Flirting for me

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening nikki x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya! Im Goggleboxing

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury


"evening lord x"

Hello there _oddy x

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening cutie xx

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening rox x

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Good evening Miss Juniper, Voddy, Suzy and Sassy

I hope you are all well and looking forward to a great weekend x

Welcome to all other Fabbers - here is to making more friends.

Just skimmed through quickly and didn't see Daniel or Miss Watson. Are they playing hide n seek together...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hiya! Im Goggleboxing"
I was about to ask what googleboxing is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad mood glass of wine and trying the think what the fuck I'm wearing tomorrow and can I really be arsed to try and paint my nails sums it up really lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Miss Juniper, Voddy, Suzy and Sassy

I hope you are all well and looking forward to a great weekend x

Welcome to all other Fabbers - here is to making more friends.

Just skimmed through quickly and didn't see Daniel or Miss Watson. Are they playing hide n seek together..."

he is working I'm stressing can't wait to wake up tomorrow

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good evening ms watson xxx passes warm blanky and new bottle of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening everybody

Just finishing off an investigation so should hopefully be back on abut 12 ish

I know, me....working...who'd of thunk it

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Good evening Miss Juniper, Voddy, Suzy and Sassy

I hope you are all well and looking forward to a great weekend x

Welcome to all other Fabbers - here is to making more friends.

Just skimmed through quickly and didn't see Daniel or Miss Watson. Are they playing hide n seek together... he is working I'm stressing can't wait to wake up tomorrow "

hello lovely...hi pocket xx

just one more sleep..yay xxxx

can i ease your mind some what miss w? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening ms watson xxx passes warm blanky and new bottle of wine"
I do love you always ready with my blanky xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Miss Juniper, Voddy, Suzy and Sassy

I hope you are all well and looking forward to a great weekend x

Welcome to all other Fabbers - here is to making more friends.

Just skimmed through quickly and didn't see Daniel or Miss Watson. Are they playing hide n seek together..."

That's tomorrow night

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

good evening dan xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everybody

Just finishing off an investigation so should hopefully be back on abut 12 ish

I know, me....working...who'd of thunk it "

now you come on at same time pockets gonna think we were playing hide and seek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Miss Juniper, Voddy, Suzy and Sassy

I hope you are all well and looking forward to a great weekend x

Welcome to all other Fabbers - here is to making more friends.

Just skimmed through quickly and didn't see Daniel or Miss Watson. Are they playing hide n seek together...

That's tomorrow night "

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Bad mood glass of wine and trying the think what the fuck I'm wearing tomorrow and can I really be arsed to try and paint my nails sums it up really lol"

Miss Watson no bad moods - you had pooch cuddles. Wear your favorite clothes and your fun personality. The clothes will come off quick so don't worry

I like the way you put try and paint your nails rather than paint them lol

I'd suggest if it will end up with paint up to your knuckles and ankles - probably best to give it a miss unless you use blue and then you can say you're coming in fancy dress as a smurf

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Good evening everybody

Just finishing off an investigation so should hopefully be back on abut 12 ish

I know, me....working...who'd of thunk it "

disgraceful behaviour xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Miss Juniper, Voddy, Suzy and Sassy

I hope you are all well and looking forward to a great weekend x

Welcome to all other Fabbers - here is to making more friends.

Just skimmed through quickly and didn't see Daniel or Miss Watson. Are they playing hide n seek together... he is working I'm stressing can't wait to wake up tomorrow

hello lovely...hi pocket xx

just one more sleep..yay xxxx

can i ease your mind some what miss w? xx"

my mind needs a grenade but thank you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad mood glass of wine and trying the think what the fuck I'm wearing tomorrow and can I really be arsed to try and paint my nails sums it up really lol

Miss Watson no bad moods - you had pooch cuddles. Wear your favorite clothes and your fun personality. The clothes will come off quick so don't worry

I like the way you put try and paint your nails rather than paint them lol

I'd suggest if it will end up with paint up to your knuckles and ankles - probably best to give it a miss unless you use blue and then you can say you're coming in fancy dress as a smurf "

lmfao

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Good evening everybody

Just finishing off an investigation so should hopefully be back on abut 12 ish

I know, me....working...who'd of thunk it now you come on at same time pockets gonna think we were playing hide and seek "

Isn't it hide the sausage

Did I just say that out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everybody

Just finishing off an investigation so should hopefully be back on abut 12 ish

I know, me....working...who'd of thunk it

disgraceful behaviour xx"

Good evening Suzy

Got a one day weekend now just Saturday night off got to work Sunday and Monday night as cover but it does mean I can get time back so I've booked second Friday and Saturday in November so I can club the week after the social now too....result

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Bad mood glass of wine and trying the think what the fuck I'm wearing tomorrow and can I really be arsed to try and paint my nails sums it up really lol

Miss Watson no bad moods - you had pooch cuddles. Wear your favorite clothes and your fun personality. The clothes will come off quick so don't worry

I like the way you put try and paint your nails rather than paint them lol

I'd suggest if it will end up with paint up to your knuckles and ankles - probably best to give it a miss unless you use blue and then you can say you're coming in fancy dress as a smurf lmfao "

ill probably wear jeans and a chastity belt..other wise i wont get there at all..

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everybody

Just finishing off an investigation so should hopefully be back on abut 12 ish

I know, me....working...who'd of thunk it now you come on at same time pockets gonna think we were playing hide and seek

Isn't it hide the sausage

Did I just say that out loud "

omg

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Bad mood glass of wine and trying the think what the fuck I'm wearing tomorrow and can I really be arsed to try and paint my nails sums it up really lol

Miss Watson no bad moods - you had pooch cuddles. Wear your favorite clothes and your fun personality. The clothes will come off quick so don't worry

I like the way you put try and paint your nails rather than paint them lol

I'd suggest if it will end up with paint up to your knuckles and ankles - probably best to give it a miss unless you use blue and then you can say you're coming in fancy dress as a smurf lmfao

ill probably wear jeans and a chastity belt..other wise i wont get there at all.. "

I'm surrounded by naughty Someone come and save me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow "
if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Good evening everybody

Just finishing off an investigation so should hopefully be back on abut 12 ish

I know, me....working...who'd of thunk it

disgraceful behaviour xx

Good evening Suzy

Got a one day weekend now just Saturday night off got to work Sunday and Monday night as cover but it does mean I can get time back so I've booked second Friday and Saturday in November so I can club the week after the social now too....result "

at least no need to dash of early sunday morning.. so you can get some rest xx

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Good evening everybody

Just finishing off an investigation so should hopefully be back on abut 12 ish

I know, me....working...who'd of thunk it now you come on at same time pockets gonna think we were playing hide and seek

Isn't it hide the sausage

Did I just say that out loud omg "

Sorry my halo slipped for a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everybody

Just finishing off an investigation so should hopefully be back on abut 12 ish

I know, me....working...who'd of thunk it now you come on at same time pockets gonna think we were playing hide and seek

Isn't it hide the sausage

Did I just say that out loud omg

Sorry my halo slipped for a minute "

what halo?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Bad mood glass of wine and trying the think what the fuck I'm wearing tomorrow and can I really be arsed to try and paint my nails sums it up really lol

Miss Watson no bad moods - you had pooch cuddles. Wear your favorite clothes and your fun personality. The clothes will come off quick so don't worry

I like the way you put try and paint your nails rather than paint them lol

I'd suggest if it will end up with paint up to your knuckles and ankles - probably best to give it a miss unless you use blue and then you can say you're coming in fancy dress as a smurf lmfao

ill probably wear jeans and a chastity belt..other wise i wont get there at all..

I'm surrounded by naughty Someone come and save me "

i dont need saving if i go to hell im gonna have a bloody good reason on my resume...would be really crap to get in for some minor trifle i didnt think counted..

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too "

Someone copy and paste that - threats of violence AGAIN

My safe word is Ice cream

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too "

chuckles

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Good evening everybody

Just finishing off an investigation so should hopefully be back on abut 12 ish

I know, me....working...who'd of thunk it now you come on at same time pockets gonna think we were playing hide and seek

Isn't it hide the sausage

Did I just say that out loud omg

Sorry my halo slipped for a minute

what halo? "

haha

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Hi Dan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lurking and perving.......... Hehe

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Bad mood glass of wine and trying the think what the fuck I'm wearing tomorrow and can I really be arsed to try and paint my nails sums it up really lol

Miss Watson no bad moods - you had pooch cuddles. Wear your favorite clothes and your fun personality. The clothes will come off quick so don't worry

I like the way you put try and paint your nails rather than paint them lol

I'd suggest if it will end up with paint up to your knuckles and ankles - probably best to give it a miss unless you use blue and then you can say you're coming in fancy dress as a smurf lmfao

ill probably wear jeans and a chastity belt..other wise i wont get there at all.. "

Hi Suzy i got my Levi leather belt.

Its worked pretty well as a chastity belt all these years

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Bad mood glass of wine and trying the think what the fuck I'm wearing tomorrow and can I really be arsed to try and paint my nails sums it up really lol

Miss Watson no bad moods - you had pooch cuddles. Wear your favorite clothes and your fun personality. The clothes will come off quick so don't worry

I like the way you put try and paint your nails rather than paint them lol

I'd suggest if it will end up with paint up to your knuckles and ankles - probably best to give it a miss unless you use blue and then you can say you're coming in fancy dress as a smurf lmfao

ill probably wear jeans and a chastity belt..other wise i wont get there at all..

I'm surrounded by naughty Someone come and save me

i dont need saving if i go to hell im gonna have a bloody good reason on my resume...would be really crap to get in for some minor trifle i didnt think counted.. "

Ssshhh don't say trifle - you'll get all the foodies and midnight snackers salivating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles "

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Evening one and all, reporting in - anybody want anything? Although I am tucked up I. Bed ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Dan "

Good evening Ms. Kinky

How are you this fine eve?

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it? "

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening one and all, reporting in - anybody want anything? Although I am tucked up I. Bed ??"

Good evening Saucy

Can I have the last 2 hours of my life back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening one and all, reporting in - anybody want anything? Although I am tucked up I. Bed ??"

I believe the question is do you want anything sweetie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream "

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol"

I might change my name to Mario Balotelli.

For those non football fans amongst you - he wore a t shirt saying,

'Why always Me'

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Bad mood glass of wine and trying the think what the fuck I'm wearing tomorrow and can I really be arsed to try and paint my nails sums it up really lol

Miss Watson no bad moods - you had pooch cuddles. Wear your favorite clothes and your fun personality. The clothes will come off quick so don't worry

I like the way you put try and paint your nails rather than paint them lol

I'd suggest if it will end up with paint up to your knuckles and ankles - probably best to give it a miss unless you use blue and then you can say you're coming in fancy dress as a smurf lmfao

ill probably wear jeans and a chastity belt..other wise i wont get there at all..

Hi Suzy i got my Levi leather belt.

Its worked pretty well as a chastity belt all these years "

if you know the problem..take it off...hehehe

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Bad mood glass of wine and trying the think what the fuck I'm wearing tomorrow and can I really be arsed to try and paint my nails sums it up really lol

Miss Watson no bad moods - you had pooch cuddles. Wear your favorite clothes and your fun personality. The clothes will come off quick so don't worry

I like the way you put try and paint your nails rather than paint them lol

I'd suggest if it will end up with paint up to your knuckles and ankles - probably best to give it a miss unless you use blue and then you can say you're coming in fancy dress as a smurf lmfao

ill probably wear jeans and a chastity belt..other wise i wont get there at all..

I'm surrounded by naughty Someone come and save me

i dont need saving if i go to hell im gonna have a bloody good reason on my resume...would be really crap to get in for some minor trifle i didnt think counted..

Ssshhh don't say trifle - you'll get all the foodies and midnight snackers salivating "

cant stand jelly...bleh someone else can serve it,, the way it gloops and wobbles..not my viscosity of choice..

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol"

chuckles

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening one and all, reporting in - anybody want anything? Although I am tucked up I. Bed ??

I believe the question is do you want anything sweetie? "

bless xx thats lovely x

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over a year ago


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles "

we need to know lol

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Evening one and all, reporting in - anybody want anything? Although I am tucked up I. Bed ??

Good evening Saucy

Can I have the last 2 hours of my life back "

Why? What did I do with them? X

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles "

Suzy all this cheekyness and I'll get you back and make you serve trifle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening one and all, reporting in - anybody want anything? Although I am tucked up I. Bed ??

Good evening Saucy

Can I have the last 2 hours of my life back

Why? What did I do with them? X"

I'm doing an investigation at work and it's so boring watching cctv playback....my mind is numb

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Evening one and all, reporting in - anybody want anything? Although I am tucked up I. Bed ??

Good evening Saucy

Can I have the last 2 hours of my life back

Why? What did I do with them? X

I'm doing an investigation at work and it's so boring watching cctv playback....my mind is numb "

Daniel not too long until a fantastic weekend with some great friends. You can do this

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

Suzy all this cheekyness and I'll get you back and make you serve trifle "

you wont, but i bet i could make you shake like jelly

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol"

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

Suzy all this cheekyness and I'll get you back and make you serve trifle you wont, but i bet i could make you shake like jelly "

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

"

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL "

Get off the floor Suzy and behave

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

Suzy all this cheekyness and I'll get you back and make you serve trifle you wont, but i bet i could make you shake like jelly

"

i got a good 9 years on you my lad...

you can learn an awful lot in 9 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL "

only one way to find out

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL

Get off the floor Suzy and behave "

make me!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL

only one way to find out "

choking isnt my thing..funny though xx

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL

Get off the floor Suzy and behave

make me! "

I will

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL

only one way to find out

choking isnt my thing..funny though xx "

Phew

Just incase you change your mind my safe word is Ice cream.

You can never say it enough

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL

Get off the floor Suzy and behave

make me!

I will "

in your dreams honey

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL

only one way to find out

choking isnt my thing..funny though xx

Phew

Just incase you change your mind my safe word is Ice cream.

You can never say it enough "

im not into sub men...the occasional experience is fine..but generally not for me x

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL

Get off the floor Suzy and behave

make me!

I will

in your dreams honey"

How about if I'm in bed with very little on ... that might work

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL

only one way to find out

choking isnt my thing..funny though xx

Phew

Just incase you change your mind my safe word is Ice cream.

You can never say it enough

im not into sub men...the occasional experience is fine..but generally not for me x "

I'm not into being choked until I look like a smurf even if it is for a Fab experiment lol

So we're a perfect match

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL

Get off the floor Suzy and behave

make me!

I will

in your dreams honey

How about if I'm in bed with very little on ... that might work "

what just lying there looking blue(or not)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening all"

hey hot xx how are you sweet? xx

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL

Get off the floor Suzy and behave

make me!

I will

in your dreams honey

How about if I'm in bed with very little on ... that might work

what just lying there looking blue(or not)? "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

"

just think of the favs you will get with the pic of my hands round your throat you might hit an all time high

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL

only one way to find out

choking isnt my thing..funny though xx

Phew

Just incase you change your mind my safe word is Ice cream.

You can never say it enough

im not into sub men...the occasional experience is fine..but generally not for me x "

Up periscope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

just think of the favs you will get with the pic of my hands round your throat you might hit an all time high "

or fabs even

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Evening all"

Good evening

How are you?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL

Get off the floor Suzy and behave

make me!

I will

in your dreams honey

How about if I'm in bed with very little on ... that might work

what just lying there looking blue(or not)?

Hahaha "

take a bit more than passive lounging the colour novelty, would wear off pretty quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting an early night. Sleep well sexy people xxxx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL

only one way to find out

choking isnt my thing..funny though xx

Phew

Just incase you change your mind my safe word is Ice cream.

You can never say it enough

im not into sub men...the occasional experience is fine..but generally not for me x

Up periscope "

haha which bit had the effect?

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

just think of the favs you will get with the pic of my hands round your throat you might hit an all time high "

Very true

You might get a medal from Voddy and Suzy to for putting the mischievous pocket in his place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL

only one way to find out

choking isnt my thing..funny though xx

Phew

Just incase you change your mind my safe word is Ice cream.

You can never say it enough "

what you say I screaaaaam Suzy did that sound anything like I've cream ??? il just choke him a bit more

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Getting an early night. Sleep well sexy people xxxx "

good evening and goodnight Rachael xx

hope you are well and, have a great weekend xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi flirting if anyone's interested lol hi _oddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL

only one way to find out

choking isnt my thing..funny though xx

Phew

Just incase you change your mind my safe word is Ice cream.

You can never say it enough

im not into sub men...the occasional experience is fine..but generally not for me x

Up periscope

haha which bit had the effect? "

Das boot ]

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

just think of the favs you will get with the pic of my hands round your throat you might hit an all time high

Very true

You might get a medal from Voddy and Suzy to for putting the mischievous pocket in his place "

im likely to snog her into being pink

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL

Get off the floor Suzy and behave

make me!

I will

in your dreams honey

How about if I'm in bed with very little on ... that might work

what just lying there looking blue(or not)?

Hahaha

take a bit more than passive lounging the colour novelty, would wear off pretty quick "

Have you seen the film Zoolander?

I'll master Blue Steel

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL

only one way to find out

choking isnt my thing..funny though xx

Phew

Just incase you change your mind my safe word is Ice cream.

You can never say it enough

im not into sub men...the occasional experience is fine..but generally not for me x

Up periscope

haha which bit had the effect?

Das boot ] "

huh???

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Hi Dan

Good evening Ms. Kinky

How are you this fine eve? "

Tired actually, must head for bed

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL

only one way to find out

choking isnt my thing..funny though xx

Phew

Just incase you change your mind my safe word is Ice cream.

You can never say it enough what you say I screaaaaam Suzy did that sound anything like I've cream ??? il just choke him a bit more "

I've cream could be misconstrued by Suzy lol

But I get your point

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi Dan

Good evening Ms. Kinky

How are you this fine eve?

Tired actually, must head for bed "

hi kinky...sweet dreams xx have a great weekend xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting an early night. Sleep well sexy people xxxx

good evening and goodnight Rachael xx

hope you are well and, have a great weekend xx"

Thank you. We have my ex marine friend coming tomorrow with his kids an gf. She does nails.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL

only one way to find out

choking isnt my thing..funny though xx

Phew

Just incase you change your mind my safe word is Ice cream.

You can never say it enough what you say I screaaaaam Suzy did that sound anything like I've cream ??? il just choke him a bit more

I've cream could be misconstrued by Suzy lol

But I get your point"

milking would automatically come to mind

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL

only one way to find out

choking isnt my thing..funny though xx

Phew

Just incase you change your mind my safe word is Ice cream.

You can never say it enough

im not into sub men...the occasional experience is fine..but generally not for me x

Up periscope

haha which bit had the effect?

Das boot ]

huh???"

The tv show about german u boats with fraulines getting torpedoed for das reich.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Getting an early night. Sleep well sexy people xxxx

good evening and goodnight Rachael xx

hope you are well and, have a great weekend xx

Thank you. We have my ex marine friend coming tomorrow with his kids an gf. She does nails. "

nice one..have a great time...wish could get someone to do mine ..have fun xx

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Hi Dan

Good evening Ms. Kinky

How are you this fine eve?

Tired actually, must head for bed "

Night night

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL

only one way to find out

choking isnt my thing..funny though xx

Phew

Just incase you change your mind my safe word is Ice cream.

You can never say it enough

im not into sub men...the occasional experience is fine..but generally not for me x

Up periscope

haha which bit had the effect?

Das boot ]

huh???

The tv show about german u boats with fraulines getting torpedoed for das reich."

pfft. i dont do one for the team..

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Getting an early night. Sleep well sexy people xxxx

good evening and goodnight Rachael xx

hope you are well and, have a great weekend xx

Thank you. We have my ex marine friend coming tomorrow with his kids an gf. She does nails.

nice one..have a great time...wish could get someone to do mine ..have fun xx"

I've heard Miss Watson could try and do them but we'll have gone full circle with the smurf story then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all "

Good evening DD

How's things with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi flirting if anyone's interested lol hi _oddy"

Good evening Davy

Flirty Friday time is it?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Getting an early night. Sleep well sexy people xxxx

good evening and goodnight Rachael xx

hope you are well and, have a great weekend xx

Thank you. We have my ex marine friend coming tomorrow with his kids an gf. She does nails.

nice one..have a great time...wish could get someone to do mine ..have fun xx

I've heard Miss Watson could try and do them but we'll have gone full circle with the smurf story then!"

its ok..i have and paint my own nails.. i grow them all myself

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

master pocket come sit next to me so i can keep a watch on what misciff your up too

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL

only one way to find out

choking isnt my thing..funny though xx

Phew

Just incase you change your mind my safe word is Ice cream.

You can never say it enough

im not into sub men...the occasional experience is fine..but generally not for me x

Up periscope

haha which bit had the effect?

Das boot ]

huh???

The tv show about german u boats with fraulines getting torpedoed for das reich.

pfft. i dont do one for the team.. "

But you would look wunderbar in a leather coat with the wind in your hair.

Sorry this is off piste.

Can i have jelly you dont want?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Being as it's now officially night time, I might join this thread

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"master pocket come sit next to me so i can keep a watch on what misciff your up too"

I'm being good tonight promise .....apart from one risqué comment

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening catweazle xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL

only one way to find out

choking isnt my thing..funny though xx

Phew

Just incase you change your mind my safe word is Ice cream.

You can never say it enough what you say I screaaaaam Suzy did that sound anything like I've cream ??? il just choke him a bit more

I've cream could be misconstrued by Suzy lol

But I get your point"

I'm tired bugger off

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"master pocket come sit next to me so i can keep a watch on what misciff your up too

I'm being good tonight promise .....apart from one risqué comment "

splutters coffee everywhere

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ps I want pictures of Miss Watson if she is dressed as a smurf tomorrow if I choke you till your blue you will look like one too

chuckles

what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?

Don't ask that .... she'll choke me again when I'm blue to try and find out

Just reminding everyone my safe word is Ice cream

Your going to be the guinea pig to find the answer to this question lol

chuckles

we need to know lol

I'm sure Miss Watson, Suzy or Voddy will happily tell you ....coming to a forum near you

Pocketrocket as a smurf and as a choked smurf

churf...is that the sound youll make?

churf...churf...ROFL

only one way to find out

choking isnt my thing..funny though xx

Phew

Just incase you change your mind my safe word is Ice cream.

You can never say it enough

im not into sub men...the occasional experience is fine..but generally not for me x

Up periscope

haha which bit had the effect?

Das boot ]

huh???

The tv show about german u boats with fraulines getting torpedoed for das reich.

pfft. i dont do one for the team..

But you would look wunderbar in a leather coat with the wind in your hair.

Sorry this is off piste.

Can i have jelly you dont want?

]"

dont you just love the smell of leather?

of course you can have the jelly help yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being as it's now officially night time, I might join this thread "

Good evening Ace

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

brb gotta trotty round

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Being as it's now officially night time, I might join this thread "

hey Ace x how are you this fine friday? got any bars for me to polish? hehehe

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"master pocket come sit next to me so i can keep a watch on what misciff your up too

I'm being good tonight promise .....apart from one risqué comment splutters coffee everywhere "

Public Service Announcement

Do not use coffee for wet t shirt competitions

It's hot hot hot and not in a good way

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Angel delight anyone?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"evening catweazle xxx"

Good evening m'dear xx

Hope you are getting up to no good and plotting childish pranks (blame Dan)

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Angel delight anyone? "

yay thats more like it strawberry flavour please xx

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Angel delight anyone? "

By Angel Delight do you mean

Voddy

Suzy

Miss Watson

Enough sucking up there to get away with a few mischievous moments ... I hope

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Angel delight anyone?

yay thats more like it strawberry flavour please xx"

Will need whipping

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Being as it's now officially night time, I might join this thread

hey Ace x how are you this fine friday? got any bars for me to polish? hehehe "

Hi Suzy, I'm fine thanks. I wouldn't mind polishing off a bar fruit & nut with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm away to bed early tonight guy's.

Driving family about all day tomorrow. If anyone is looking for a lil kinky taxi driver on my journey's give me a shout

And don't let pocketrocket away with ANYTHING!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Early night didn't happen, now wide awake! Not helpful as up early!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is dsnisl

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"evening catweazle xxx

Good evening m'dear xx

Hope you are getting up to no good and plotting childish pranks (blame Dan) "

oh im plotting allright my revenge on the bloody staff who make excuses not to work having to do awake shift instead of sleep

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Early night didn't happen, now wide awake! Not helpful as up early! "

Oh no

You tried getting up and going back to bed after a little break. This can sometimes help rather than tossing and turning.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Angel delight anyone?

yay thats more like it strawberry flavour please xx

Will need whipping "

no thanks ill buy the ready made sort, or, go without

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"evening catweazle xxx

Good evening m'dear xx

Hope you are getting up to no good and plotting childish pranks (blame Dan) oh im plotting allright my revenge on the bloody staff who make excuses not to work having to do awake shift instead of sleep"

Sounds cool, I trust you'll keep us informed

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Early night didn't happen, now wide awake! Not helpful as up early!

Oh no

You tried getting up and going back to bed after a little break. This can sometimes help rather than tossing and turning."

Jelly helps me sleep but dont tell Suzy.

Bat flat so good night all

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