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Electricity flows out of your socket, into your telly, and back into the socket

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By *ohnaron OP   Man
over a year ago

london

So we only use a fraction of what we pay for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we only use a fraction of what we pay for?"

no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we only use a fraction of what we pay for?"

How do you figure this out?

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

oh dear - you don't really understand alternating current do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we only use a fraction of what we pay for?"
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You don't "use up" electric!

You got the first but right though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One born every minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we only use a fraction of what we pay for?"

Actually it's AC so it all shuffle a bit forward and then shuffles back again.

The electrons in the wires in your TV will always stay in your TV.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we only use a fraction of what we pay for?

Actually it's AC so it all shuffle a bit forward and then shuffles back again.

The electrons in the wires in your TV will always stay in your TV. "
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Well they are only moving at 1mph.. What if you had the tv on for a month though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you telling me that if I cut the cord on this computer the electricity won't all come dripping out of it?!?!?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

It's actually stored inside a box inside your telly and used to feed the little people who live inside and do things like present the news- that's why LCD tv's use less power than the old boxes we had as kids- the telly is thinner so the people inside are thinner, so they need less power to feed them when they're waiting for you to press their channel button

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Are you telling me that if I cut the cord on this computer the electricity won't all come dripping out of it?!?!?"

It will so be careful

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

if you read your bail sheet closely it will say abstracting electricity.

you aint getting off with if dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you telling me that if I cut the cord on this computer the electricity won't all come dripping out of it?!?!?

It will so be careful "

Well... I'm just kneeling here with my scissors, just to confirm this. And I will cut on 3... 2... 1FUC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you telling me that if I cut the cord on this computer the electricity won't all come dripping out of it?!?!?"
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Ahh but computers like most other things are running on dc... That's diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you telling me that if I cut the cord on this computer the electricity won't all come dripping out of it?!?!?

It will so be careful

Well... I'm just kneeling here with my scissors, just to confirm this. And I will cut on 3... 2... 1FUC"
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Next time your out walking in the countryside.... Grab your wife's hand and then grab the electric fence!

It's so amusing

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Fuck, not this again, never did understand how lectrikery can flow in both directions at once ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we only use a fraction of what we pay for?

Actually it's AC so it all shuffle a bit forward and then shuffles back again.

The electrons in the wires in your TV will always stay in your TV. .

Well they are only moving at 1mph.. What if you had the tv on for a month though "

Well we do work out electron orbitals as a probability distribution so it's perfectly possible that some of the electrons in the atoms of the telly take a little trip to Pluto and back.

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By *ohnaron OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"oh dear - you don't really understand alternating current do you? "

So 50% of the time its flowing in.

And 50% its flowing out.

So why am i paying for 100%?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think of it this way:

Alternating Current AC is like fucking. You put all that energy into going nowhere, you just move your cock in and out.

The thing you are fucking determines how much energy you put into it (or in electricity terms, how much energy she draws from you)

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm like the kid from 6th Sense

"I see stupid people... everywhere!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh dear - you don't really understand alternating current do you?

So 50% of the time its flowing in.

And 50% its flowing out.

So why am i paying for 100%?"

Cuase you're someone who's got "MUG" written all over em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think of it this way:

Alternating Current AC is like fucking. You put all that energy into going nowhere, you just move your cock in and out.

The thing you are fucking determines how much energy you put into it (or in electricity terms, how much energy she draws from you) "

Is that why my mrs eyes light up when we're fucking?

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By *ohnaron OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Think of it this way:

Alternating Current AC is like fucking. You put all that energy into going nowhere, you just move your cock in and out.

The thing you are fucking determines how much energy you put into it (or in electricity terms, how much energy she draws from you) "

Are we talking about the current gf?

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

As the probability of finding any electron anywhere in its designated orbital at any point in time is 1 (i.e, it's everywhere at once), then Richard Feynman (the acclaimed quantum scientist and inventor of the eponymous diagrammatic method of depicting sub atomic particular interactions), posited, that there may well only be one electron in the entire universe.

So stop hogging it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am syphoning off the ops electricity so I dont have to pay. Who needs to pay for second hand goods?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ohnaron OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"As the probability of finding any electron anywhere in its designated orbital at any point in time is 1 (i.e, it's everywhere at once), then Richard Feynman (the acclaimed quantum scientist and inventor of the eponymous diagrammatic method of depicting sub atomic particular interactions), posited, that there may well only be one electron in the entire universe.

So stop hogging it !"

But it will take every possible path to get there so why should i pay for them all?

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Think of it this way:

Alternating Current AC is like fucking. You put all that energy into going nowhere, you just move your cock in and out.

The thing you are fucking determines how much energy you put into it (or in electricity terms, how much energy she draws from you) "

Thats not how they taught physics at my school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am syphoning off the ops electricity so I dont have to pay. Who needs to pay for second hand goods?"

We used to live above a mechanic with a bloody great illuminated sign out below our windows... then we noticed a spare plug socket and started running stuff off it. I don't think we'd quite grasped the concept, seeing as we still had electricity in our house lol But then we we're students

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think of it this way:

Alternating Current AC is like fucking. You put all that energy into going nowhere, you just move your cock in and out.

The thing you are fucking determines how much energy you put into it (or in electricity terms, how much energy she draws from you)

Are we talking about the current gf?

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Well its not the wife is it?

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen


"As the probability of finding any electron anywhere in its designated orbital at any point in time is 1 (i.e, it's everywhere at once), then Richard Feynman (the acclaimed quantum scientist and inventor of the eponymous diagrammatic method of depicting sub atomic particular interactions), posited, that there may well only be one electron in the entire universe.

So stop hogging it !

But it will take every possible path to get there so why should i pay for them all?

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bravo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am syphoning off the ops electricity so I dont have to pay. Who needs to pay for second hand goods?

We used to live above a mechanic with a bloody great illuminated sign out below our windows... then we noticed a spare plug socket and started running stuff off it. I don't think we'd quite grasped the concept, seeing as we still had electricity in our house lol But then we we're students "
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I was working in a student accommodation only the other week, one person had wired a socket outlet from an outside light that was powered from a landlords feed!

That's enterprise for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the probability of finding any electron anywhere in its designated orbital at any point in time is 1 (i.e, it's everywhere at once), then Richard Feynman (the acclaimed quantum scientist and inventor of the eponymous diagrammatic method of depicting sub atomic particular interactions), posited, that there may well only be one electron in the entire universe.

So stop hogging it !"

I feel like someone who's just crossed the finish line from the 2009 London marathon... but are we suggesting that the electron moves faster than the speed of light? (braces himself for public humiliation and general debagging)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wire the house up to a lamppost. It will be free then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the probability of finding any electron anywhere in its designated orbital at any point in time is 1 (i.e, it's everywhere at once), then Richard Feynman (the acclaimed quantum scientist and inventor of the eponymous diagrammatic method of depicting sub atomic particular interactions), posited, that there may well only be one electron in the entire universe.

So stop hogging it !

I feel like someone who's just crossed the finish line from the 2009 London marathon... but are we suggesting that the electron moves faster than the speed of light? (braces himself for public humiliation and general debagging) "

not faster. same. 186000mps. but I suspect you know this.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Are you telling me that if I cut the cord on this computer the electricity won't all come dripping out of it?!?!?"

Health and safety would have a field day in here, they would also probably tell you not to mix electricity with water amongst other glaringly obvious bollox.

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By *ohnaron OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"As the probability of finding any electron anywhere in its designated orbital at any point in time is 1 (i.e, it's everywhere at once), then Richard Feynman (the acclaimed quantum scientist and inventor of the eponymous diagrammatic method of depicting sub atomic particular interactions), posited, that there may well only be one electron in the entire universe.

So stop hogging it !

I feel like someone who's just crossed the finish line from the 2009 London marathon... but are we suggesting that the electron moves faster than the speed of light? (braces himself for public humiliation and general debagging) "

Since the transition from one orbital to another is instantaneous you could well say that.

Public humiliaton was the subject of another thread and it seems a lot of guys would like to meet women who dispense this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

electron = light doh!!! I'll just debag myself then ever since I got up this morning my brain has been running on empty

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*feels slightly ill from all the popcorn he's eaten*

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By *ohnaron OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"electron = light doh!!! I'll just debag myself then ever since I got up this morning my brain has been running on empty "

Boy if thats empty if ever you top up it will destroy the universe in another big bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"electron = light doh!!! I'll just debag myself then ever since I got up this morning my brain has been running on empty

Boy if thats empty if ever you top up it will destroy the universe in another big bang

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Either that or a monkey in papua new guinea will fart

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By *ohnaron OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"electron = light doh!!! I'll just debag myself then ever since I got up this morning my brain has been running on empty

Boy if thats empty if ever you top up it will destroy the universe in another big bang

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Either that or a monkey in papua new guinea will fart "

Is that the BBCs post modernist version of a butterfly flapping its wotnots?

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