FabSwingers.com forum: The man thread

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Since the girls are talking about makeup and hair. Let's talk about manly stuff.....

I am now going to knock down this wall with my manly sledge hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh ....how manly

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

LOOOOL

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Yes, let's talk about man-stuff!

Women, porn and beer, anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, let's talk about man-stuff!

Women, porn and beer, anyone?"

Erm... I like beer and porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Runs in, flashes boobs, runs back out.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"Yes, let's talk about man-stuff!

Women, porn and beer, anyone?"

Yeah, make mine a Bud ..

sounds like a good evening to me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm drinking beer and watching the football. Gonna go get some man crisps soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, let's talk about man-stuff!

Women, porn and beer, anyone?"

Women are great for cleaning . Porn is great while you get a blow job . Beer is great to keep the thirst down while watching her clean naked

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*goes off to rub two boy scouts together to make a fire*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Runs in, flashes boobs, runs back out.

Perves lovely boobs with a whisky in hand

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By *unkysoulWoman
over a year ago

Mitcham, Surrey

Here's your beer love...I'll leave now!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Can I come in too, I don't do makeup etc.

I know how to put fencing up, I can mix concrete & use power tools. I don't like beer or boobs though.

Do I get in?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*takes off his t-shirt and, bare-chested, gets his chopper out*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's your beer love...I'll leave now!

Perfect woman xx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSdrAF1Y9aQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm drinking beer and watching the football. Gonna go get some man crisps soon"

Presume you mean Forest? What the hell has happened in recent times they were flying a few seasons back and difficult to beat

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Fuck off ya twats, I'm going to ma shed on the 7th floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*takes off his t-shirt and, bare-chested, gets his chopper out*"

O gosh, can I watch while I straighten my hair?

-Courtney

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Pops in for a nose to see what it's about. Scratches balls .. Winks at Courtney and wanders off to get a beer and light my fire

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm drinking beer and watching the football. Gonna go get some man crisps soon

Presume you mean F****t? What the hell has happened in recent times they were flying a few seasons back and difficult to beat"

Do not swear on this thread please

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"*takes off his t-shirt and, bare-chested, gets his chopper out*"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LOOOOL"

Some men like cheese.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"LOOOOL

Some men like cheese. "

LMAO

...and put yours away!

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Since the girls are talking about makeup and hair. Let's talk about manly stuff.....

I am now going to knock down this wall with my manly sledge hammer

...did you know that if you eat enough tortillas in one day that later on when you fart they tend to smell rather deadly..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm enjoying the feminine presence in the thread.... The women too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LOOOOL

Some men like cheese.

LMAO

...and put yours away! "

SALSA COOKIES.

why haven't you verified me dick head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not going to ask for directions, and I won't moisturise before going to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since the girls are talking about makeup and hair. Let's talk about manly stuff.....

I am now going to knock down this wall with my manly sledge hammer

...did you know that if you eat enough tortillas in one day that later on when you fart they tend to smell rather deadly..

I thought tortilla farts were what created further tortillas

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Since the girls are talking about makeup and hair. Let's talk about manly stuff.....

I am now going to knock down this wall with my manly sledge hammer

...did you know that if you eat enough tortillas in one day that later on when you fart they tend to smell rather deadly..

I thought tortilla farts were what created further tortillas"

interesting......never thought of it that way perhaps I shall look further into this theory

hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll drink a beer while I strip, clean and service my chain saw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breaks out the porn and Yorkie bars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm drinking beer while watching the mighty reds (don't hate me Ace

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"LOOOOL

Some men like cheese.

LMAO

...and put yours away!

SALSA COOKIES.

why haven't you verified me dick head.

Was I supposed to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do man stuff all day on site. Evenings are me time. Oh and wine time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, let's talk about man-stuff!

Women, porn and beer, anyone?

Women are great for cleaning . Porn is great while you get a blow job . Beer is great to keep the thirst down while watching her clean naked "
if she was that good at bjs you wouldn't need to watch porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do man stuff all day on site. Evenings are me time. Oh and wine time

Wine time? The door is that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I hang out in here with the men?!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Can I hang out in here with the men?!

Please do!

I think 'men' should be an inclusive term

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Explosives, interstellar battles, castles, tanks, cars, machines, robots, dinosaurs, volcanoes, digging holes, big things, beer and porn and women to name but a few.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do man stuff all day on site. Evenings are me time. Oh and wine time

Wine time? The door is that way "

Spins on my heels in an overly dramatic way and works those hips as she heads for the door.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Since the girls are talking about makeup and hair. Let's talk about manly stuff.....

I am now going to knock down this wall with my manly sledge hammer

I like knocking walls down. It's cathartic. Last time I did it I had three guys sat in deckchairs watching me do it, looking slightly terrified. Then I made them wheel all the rubble to the skip while I sat in one of the deckchairs and had a beer.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

any of you other men want some of this grizzly bear liver while its still warm..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently scratching balls watching top gear and eating beef. Man points for me? +10. (Obviously doing the oposite)

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm now sitting on a chair, legs spread, with one ball hanging out, drinking JD from the bottle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since the girls are talking about makeup and hair. Let's talk about manly stuff.....

I am now going to knock down this wall with my manly sledge hammer

...did you know that if you eat enough tortillas in one day that later on when you fart they tend to smell rather deadly..

I thought tortilla farts were what created further tortillas

interesting......never thought of it that way perhaps I shall look further into this theory

hehe"

I call it the taco bell recycling theory

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Can I hang out in here with the men?!

yeah but you have to scratch your arse crack and sniff your fingers and occasionally fart loudly and grin like a 5 year old..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna eat last night's left over pizza cold

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I shave with Flint I pulled from the earth with my teeth. Naked. In the dark. And rain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I hang out in here with the men?!

yeah but you have to scratch your arse crack and sniff your fingers and occasionally fart loudly and grin like a 5 year old..?"

You got a camera on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since the girls are talking about makeup and hair. Let's talk about manly stuff.....

I am now going to knock down this wall with my manly sledge hammer

I think I'm in love lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm now sitting on a chair, legs spread, with one ball hanging out, drinking JD from the bottle.

Yeah well I'm sat here with two balls hanging out drinking whisky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I hang out in here with the men?!

yeah but you have to scratch your arse crack and sniff your fingers and occasionally fart loudly and grin like a 5 year old..?"

Where did you hide that camera?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join this thread? I turned my compost heap today. And I wear steel toecap boots to work. Is that manly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna eat last night's left over pizza cold

Want me to scrape off one of the pile of unwashed plates?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I'm gonna eat last night's left over pizza cold

Why didn't you eat it for breakfast? That's the best time for cold pizza. With a chilli sauce as a dipping thing.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Can I hang out in here with the men?!

yeah but you have to scratch your arse crack and sniff your fingers and occasionally fart loudly and grin like a 5 year old..?

You got a camera on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna eat last night's left over pizza cold

Why didn't you eat it for breakfast? That's the best time for cold pizza. With a chilli sauce as a dipping thing."

Did that thus morning when I came in from work

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I think it's fair to say men don;t have fuck all to say

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I'm gonna eat last night's left over pizza cold

Why didn't you eat it for breakfast? That's the best time for cold pizza. With a chilli sauce as a dipping thing."

men don't dip, tip half the bottle on scoff it then pretend its really not burning your tonsils off..

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I think it's fair to say men don;t have fuck all to say

Real men don't talk, they grunt and nod to each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat on the sofa with my left hand down my trousers whilst my right types. i need a beer

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm gonna eat last night's left over pizza cold

Why didn't you eat it for breakfast? That's the best time for cold pizza. With a chilli sauce as a dipping thing.

men don't dip, tip half the bottle on scoff it then pretend its really not burning your tonsils off.."

That's funny because I did the same with some wasabi the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's fair to say men don;t have fuck all to say

I'm famous for talking crap

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'll drink a beer while I strip, clean and service my chain saw"

I used to have a chainsaw, for real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to be clear, though, men are more than welcome in the hair and makeup threads

-Courtney

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I'm gonna eat last night's left over pizza cold

Why didn't you eat it for breakfast? That's the best time for cold pizza. With a chilli sauce as a dipping thing.

men don't dip, tip half the bottle on scoff it then pretend its really not burning your tonsils off..

That's funny because I did the same with some wasabi the other day

wasabi toothpaste is the dogs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's fair to say men don;t have fuck all to say

Real men don't talk, they grunt and nod to each other"

Guh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just popping in to show you my bum *pops back out again*

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I think it's fair to say men don;t have fuck all to say

Real men don't talk, they grunt and nod to each other

Guh"

Muh

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Just to be clear, though, men are more than welcome in the hair and makeup threads

-Courtney"

Since when has the small matter of sex ever stopped me... in any sense of the word?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just popping in to show you my bum *pops back out again*"

Nice arse

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Just popping in to show you my bum *pops back out again*

Nice arse

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I enjoy a good RSJ and Acro prop too.

I am a woman though

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Uggg , man build fire,,, " pheeewwwt ... Buuuuurp... Uggg meat .... ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I missed something ? I've been at the pub watching football!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's fair to say men don;t have fuck all to say

Real men don't talk, they grunt and nod to each other

Guh

Muh"

Uh *drinks beer*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?

We need our space to back stab them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can me & my estwing hammer join the man thread too.

I'm a girly girl but can do boys stuff too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just popping in to show you my bum *pops back out again*

Nice arse

Steam coming out of the ears. Frothing at the mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just sitting here in my housecoat and slippers but I do have a can of Stella in my hand to man it up

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I think it's fair to say men don;t have fuck all to say

Real men don't talk, they grunt and nod to each other

Guh

Muh

Uh *drinks beer*"

*burps, then farts for effect*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll drink a beer while I strip, clean and service my chain saw

I used to have a chainsaw, for real."

I still have. And a nail gun. For real.

But it's evening. I'm drinking a glass of Shiraz, curled up on the sofa in a fluffy dressing gown, painting my toes

Ok, ok, I'm going

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Just popping in to show you my bum *pops back out again*

Nice arse

Steam coming out of the ears. Frothing at the mouth. "

Stick a sock in it, bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just popping in to show you my bum *pops back out again*

Nice arse

Steam coming out of the ears. Frothing at the mouth.

Stick a sock in it, bitch"

Man dem don't care about tings. Tings just got real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?

We need our space to back stab them

You'd really ban me from this thread?!

Gutted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I hang out in here with the men?!

Please do!

I think 'men' should be an inclusive term

Perfect. Make room on the couch, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swigs beer ; burps , A.B.C.D.... Looks chuffed with himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opens Mcoys ( man crisps) then send my imaginary women out to the fridge for more beer ! Taps her on the ass and ask her to knock me up a sarnie

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?

We need our space to back stab them

You'd really ban me from this thread?!

Gutted!

not banned..

just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies..

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Can I hang out in here with the men?!

Please do!

I think 'men' should be an inclusive term

Perfect. Make room on the couch, please

Only if you can burp the national anthem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll drink a beer while I strip, clean and service my chain saw

I used to have a chainsaw, for real."

I have one for real, along with petrol hedge trimmer, petrol Strummer, stihl saw, cement mixer and a whole garage of power tools......right next to the pink barbie bikes, space hoppers and pink scooters...I have daughters

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Just popping in to show you my bum *pops back out again*

Nice arse

Steam coming out of the ears. Frothing at the mouth.

Stick a sock in it, bitch

Man dem don't care about tings. Tings just got real."

Get a hold of yourself!

*slaps Spirit X*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0GW0Vnr9Yc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strummer? Strimmer even!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?

We need our space to back stab them

You'd really ban me from this thread?!

Gutted!

not banned..

just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies.."

That's soooo 20th Century!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?

We need our space to back stab them

You'd really ban me from this thread?!

Gutted!

not banned..

just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies.."

Make your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strummer? Strimmer even!"

A petrol strummer could be a great invention, if a little fumey and noisy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it, I'm going to fire up the BBQ and eat a yorkie bar while it heats up before burning big lumps of meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?

We need our space to back stab them

You'd really ban me from this thread?!

Gutted!

not banned..

just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies..

That's soooo 20th Century! "

Almost as good as chilli beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*wanders in, looks around in disgust. Strides back out to find a woman to fuck*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?

We need our space to back stab them

You'd really ban me from this thread?!

Gutted!

not banned..

just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies..

Make your own

I'll do them.

Blt?

Brie?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?

We need our space to back stab them

You'd really ban me from this thread?!

Gutted!

not banned..

just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies..

Make your own

Yeah but you just know when you smell that scintillating aroma you'll nick half..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swigs beer ; burps , A.B.C.D.... Looks chuffed with himself"

Mere amateur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swigs beer ; burps , A.B.C.D.... Looks chuffed with himself

Mere amateur

I always get embarrassed when I belch, but giggle like a schoolgirl when I release a deadly fart

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iQLNR9btr4

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?

We need our space to back stab them

You'd really ban me from this thread?!

Gutted!

not banned..

just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies..

That's soooo 20th Century! "

Oi this is the man thread, its bacon sarnie with braaan sauce..

none of your proscuito on an olive and sun dried tomato focacia thing..

thats a new man thing, bloody splitters..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*wanders in, looks around in disgust. Strides back out to find a woman to fuck*"

Mmm, sounds good, can I sit and watch while I drink my whisky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swigs beer ; burps , A.B.C.D.... Looks chuffed with himself

Mere amateur

I always get embarrassed when I belch, but giggle like a schoolgirl when I release a deadly fart

I'm the other way around!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*wanders in, looks around in disgust. Strides back out to find a woman to fuck*"

I know a thread where there are lots

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?

We need our space to back stab them

You'd really ban me from this thread?!

Gutted!

not banned..

just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies..

Make your own

I'll do them.

Blt?

Brie?

bit foreign, double strong cheddar and your on..

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over a year ago

"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?

We need our space to back stab them

You'd really ban me from this thread?!

Gutted!

not banned..

just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies..

Make your own

I'll do them.

Blt?

Brie?

bit foreign, double strong cheddar and your on.."

Would you like a little salad on the side too?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?

We need our space to back stab them

You'd really ban me from this thread?!

Gutted!

not banned..

just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies..

Make your own

I'll do them.

Blt?

Brie?

bit foreign, double strong cheddar and your on..

Would you like a little salad on the side too?

raw onion..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?

We need our space to back stab them

You'd really ban me from this thread?!

Gutted!

not banned..

just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies..

Make your own

I'll do them.

Blt?

Brie?

bit foreign, double strong cheddar and your on.."

Not stinky enough. Stilton and kippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swigs beer ; burps , A.B.C.D.... Looks chuffed with himself

Mere amateur

I always get embarrassed when I belch, but giggle like a schoolgirl when I release a deadly fart

I'm the other way around!!"

Niiice, you belch while I fart and double whammy everyone

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over a year ago

"Swigs beer ; burps , A.B.C.D.... Looks chuffed with himself

Mere amateur

I always get embarrassed when I belch, but giggle like a schoolgirl when I release a deadly fart

You can only laugh at your own farts

Everyone else who farts needs a bottle of bleach shoved up there bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*wanders in, looks around in disgust. Strides back out to find a woman to fuck*

I know a thread where there are lots

I'll be right over

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I'm a girlie girl but do boy stuff too!!

I can knock down walls, I can build walls, I can paint & hang wallpaper without chipping my nail varnish, I change plug fuses & lightbulbs. I love real ale, playing pool & darts & if required will burp & fart.

Oh and I can put IKEA furniture together

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over a year ago

"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?

We need our space to back stab them

You'd really ban me from this thread?!

Gutted!

not banned..

just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies..

Make your own

I'll do them.

Blt?

Brie?

Oooh, surprise me

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over a year ago

"Swigs beer ; burps , A.B.C.D.... Looks chuffed with himself

Mere amateur

I always get embarrassed when I belch, but giggle like a schoolgirl when I release a deadly fart

I'm the other way around!!

Niiice, you belch while I fart and double whammy everyone"

It's a date...

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over a year ago

"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?

We need our space to back stab them

You'd really ban me from this thread?!

Gutted!

not banned..

just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies..

Make your own

I'll do them.

Blt?

Brie?

bit foreign, double strong cheddar and your on..

Would you like a little salad on the side too?

raw onion..?

If you like. I won't be kissing you though! I make a lovely dressing too.

White brown or whole meal bread? Toasted on the outside?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just popping in to show you my bum *pops back out again*

Nice arse

Thank you

Can I stay!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah but you just know when you smell that scintillating aroma you'll nick half.."

It's like you know me

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over a year ago

"I'm a girlie girl but do boy stuff too!!

Oh and I can put IKEA furniture together "

Any woman who likes real ale is my kind of woman

The rest makes you extra awesome

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?

We need our space to back stab them

You'd really ban me from this thread?!

Gutted!

not banned..

just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies..

Make your own

I'll do them.

Blt?

Brie?

bit foreign, double strong cheddar and your on..

Would you like a little salad on the side too?

raw onion..?

If you like. I won't be kissing you though! I make a lovely dressing too.

White brown or whole meal bread? Toasted on the outside?"

ditch the onion..

whole meal granary please, no toasting..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rachael fires up the griddle and gets out a selection of cheeses. Side salads being prepped. Crusty bread spread with real butter.

Real men need feeding

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

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Yeah but you just know when you smell that scintillating aroma you'll nick half..

It's like you know me

you is a wummin..

its in your dna..

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over a year ago

"Swigs beer ; burps , A.B.C.D.... Looks chuffed with himself

Mere amateur

I always get embarrassed when I belch, but giggle like a schoolgirl when I release a deadly fart

I'm the other way around!!

Niiice, you belch while I fart and double whammy everyone

It's a date...

Hahaha, get your coat then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This room is missing two things cushions and candles x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive lived more of my life as a lone woman than with a man - and even then did most of the 'man' jobs around the house - i have been ctiticised for being so damn independant and not allowing folk to help me -

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"This room is missing two things cushions and candles x"

scented..?

oh bugger, what a give away

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over a year ago

"ive lived more of my life as a lone woman than with a man - and even then did most of the 'man' jobs around the house - i have been ctiticised for being so damn independant and not allowing folk to help me - "

Also very independent... Very useless as has been pointed out by most women I've dated

but I like to do things without help also. Totally respect you for it

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over a year ago

"This room is missing two things cushions and candles x

scented..?

oh bugger, what a give away"

Bacon buttie scented candles. Just to be evil

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over a year ago

"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?

We need our space to back stab them

You'd really ban me from this thread?!

Gutted!

Obviously you know I wouldn't ban you from anywhere(although could be fun trying

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?

We need our space to back stab them

You'd really ban me from this thread?!

Gutted!

Obviously you know I wouldn't ban you from anywhere(although could be fun trying

Nice tits, luv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like rtro computer games especially really good nintendo ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This room is missing two things cushions and candles x"

Oooh yes, they like the soft furnishings whilst pretending not too...

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over a year ago

"This room is missing two things cushions and candles x

Oooh yes, they like the soft furnishings whilst pretending not too...

Next you'll be convincing yourselves We enjoy the sound of constant nagging and idle chitter chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to go outside in the wind and rain and chop the logs up with my big fuck off chainsaw and axe. Topless of course so that all can admire my manly body.

Must remember to put my teeth in and to stick my chest wig on.

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over a year ago

"This room is missing two things cushions and candles x

Oooh yes, they like the soft furnishings whilst pretending not too...

My my, that's a manly hammer you got there missy!!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Next you'll be convincing yourselves We enjoy the sound of constant nagging and idle chitter chat

Sounds like an average day on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can We make sure the cushions are put in the right position and angle please ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boys night in !!!! You all need to get up and start clearing up. How many tissues do you guys need ? X

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over a year ago

It's ok. I was there so I cleared as I went and didn't miss a drop of the 'other'

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over a year ago

"Boys night in !!!! You all need to get up and start clearing up. How many tissues do you guys need ? X"

How many odd socks are lying around with dubious stains on them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They didn't need socks; told you; I crashed the party. I was doing food and ensuring no socks were required to catch dubious stains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And what in the name of everything decent did you do to my cushions x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah..... You noticed that then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chomping on some Yorkie. Biscuit and raisins. #manchocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They didn't need socks; told you; I crashed the party. I was doing food and ensuring no socks were required to catch dubious stains

Lovely hostess!!

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over a year ago

"This room is missing two things cushions and candles x

Oooh yes, they like the soft furnishings whilst pretending not too...

Next you'll be convincing yourselves We enjoy the sound of constant nagging and idle chitter chat

Goes without saying

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