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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is the difference between Jam and Marmalade?

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answer to follow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ones made from oranges and the other isnt?

can you tell im bored? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Patients little one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohh aye, little one? you can come again lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No that wasn't the punchline, I was saying wait!

Anticipation for a crap punchline is worth waiting for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i tell my own while we waiting? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i tell my own while we waiting? lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

you can jam a cock up a girls arse but you cant marmalade it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the difference between Jam and Marmalade?

I can't marmalade my cock in you!

Well it had us in stitches at the xmas party!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is the difference between Jam and Marmalade?

I can't marmalade my cock in you!

Well it had us in stitches at the xmas party!

Bah git someone beat me to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Patients little one! "

only Doctors have patients!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you can jam a cock up a girls arse but you cant marmalade it ?"

might be fun to try that one?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"What is the difference between Jam and Marmalade?

I can't marmalade my cock in you!

Well it had us in stitches at the xmas party!

Bah git someone beat me to it!"

oops sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well sounds like we have a volunteer!

Patience is what I meant but patients can be more fun, if it's doctors and nurses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well sounds like we have a volunteer!

Patience is what I meant but patients can be more fun, if it's doctors and nurses! "

can't argue with that

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"you can jam a cock up a girls arse but you cant marmalade it ?

might be fun to try that one?"

i am happy to bring jam and marmalade if your good wife is willing to help with the experiment ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How about Marmite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you can jam a cock up a girls arse but you cant marmalade it ?

might be fun to try that one?

i am happy to bring jam and marmalade if your good wife is willing to help with the experiment ?"

good????? wife?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to our firms Christmas Party last night,they played "the twist" so i twisted. They played "jump" so i jumped then they played "cum on eileen" i was asked to leave shortly after that.

Now thats a joke

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"you can jam a cock up a girls arse but you cant marmalade it ?

might be fun to try that one?

i am happy to bring jam and marmalade if your good wife is willing to help with the experiment ?

good????? wife?????

take it she isnt here to read this or your doomed !! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about Marmite?

now your talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you can jam a cock up a girls arse but you cant marmalade it ?

might be fun to try that one?

i am happy to bring jam and marmalade if your good wife is willing to help with the experiment ?

good????? wife?????

she's bldy writing it!!!!

take it she isnt here to read this or your doomed !! lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get it?

huh AND you are in a couple? what chance swingletons eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get it?

huh AND you are in a couple? what chance swingletons eh?"

"you can jam a cock up a girls arse but you cant marmalade it?"

~ still don't get it.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I don't get it?

I bet you do really.

Sadly I got it. I say sadly as earlier I went out shopping and stood too close to the edge of the pavement when they were salting the road... so when I got the joke I had to smile through gritted teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you can jam a cock up a girls arse but you cant marmalade it ?

might be fun to try that one?"

still working on the marmalade wishy

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