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"Following on from a thread about whats in ur cupboards....... I wasnt feeling to well last week and decided i needed a dose of "seeing and being pampered by daddy" so off i toddled to his in my pjs. First thing he gives me is some paracetamol, his cure for everything. then when i felt like i was gonna vomit he came with this milk of magnesia stuff which as a child used to work wonders, u have to shake for it like 5 mins to mix it up..... this stuff wasnt mixing...when i asked to see it :exp 01/2002. An hour later soup gets offered.... i had the choice of 1999, 2004 or 2011. The laughing made me want to vomit more than the thought of seeing how the soup is inside the tin. Later on he pipes up with "im making a beef stew, u can take some of it home and heat it up later" yep u guessed it, the beef had a whoopsy sticker on it and was out of date by 2 days, the carrots were sprouting anither carrot from them and the oxo cube looked like it dated back 10 yrs too. I nicely declined his offer and made my way home to where nothing is out of date and everything in my fridge is fresh. His response to my disgust was "well when i was a kid nothing had dates on, it was pot luck when u opened a tin. We had no fridges to keep our beef in and im a fit and healthy 75yr old" Guess i kinda see his point when he put it like that. Anyone else think we take this expiry date thing a little too far these days??? Oh i did after a while decide to check the date on the paracetamol, was suprised to see it was only out of date by 4 months!" When we cleaned out the old meter cupboard we found a bottle of Phensic tablets ( pre-paracetamol )and the bottle had a cork in the top instead of a cap | |||
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"I find it amusing when you buy a bottle of cider and it says "Once opened, consume within 2 days", 2 days Lucky if it lasts 2 hours " I've the same problem with a bottle of wine. Evaporation is a bastard | |||
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"I love how bottles of mineral water have a wonderful description of how it has been filtered through volcanic rock over thousands of years and then has best before date on the back! " Filtered through rock isn't the same as being heated and cooled on the back of a truck in plastic bottles. But I know what you mean. | |||
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"I love how bottles of mineral water have a wonderful description of how it has been filtered through volcanic rock over thousands of years and then has best before date on the back! Filtered through rock isn't the same as being heated and cooled on the back of a truck in plastic bottles. But I know what you mean." If your water is on the back of your truck long enough to be heated and cooled several times then I think you're not bloody working hard enough | |||
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"I find it amusing when you buy a bottle of cider and it says "Once opened, consume within 2 days", 2 days Lucky if it lasts 2 hours " I find it amusing when they put a date on cider at all, what's rotten can't rot again! | |||
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"Fact for the day- use by dates on milk came about thru Al Capone who hated the spoiled milk he was fed as a child" If chilled properly, milk can be consumed in excess of at least 4 days past its use by date Don't call me Scarface | |||
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