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God speaks to me through my nail varnish .......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

when it's red he's utterly filthy ....

What does your nail varnish tell you to do ?

Pearlised OR Unpearlised

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

Sounds like some sort of excuse for solvent abuse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who needs an excuse ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always dark, matt colours for me. dark reds, plums and black. mysterious minx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like purples, red deep red at the moment x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"always dark, matt colours for me. dark reds, plums and black. mysterious minx. "

A life without Pearl... How drab...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She's a singer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or Pearl's a swinger - whichever

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By *ocketManUKMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"She's a singer "

In a nightclub, so i hear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wear black nail varnish on my toes, none on my finger nails as I cant for work and I have short nails anyway so cant be bothered to paint them and take the varnish off in the morning so dont bother. couldnt have my toenails unpainted though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's a singer

In a nightclub, so i hear."

But why does she have to stand up when she plays the piano?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

l like very dark browns and plums and hopefully if I can make my appointment tomorrow weather permitting my talons will be black xxx

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West


"Sounds like some sort of excuse for solvent abuse "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's a singer

In a nightclub, so i hear.

But why does she have to stand up when she plays the piano?"

It's the only way she can entertain folks. You know the kind of thing. Singing songs an telling jokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" l like very dark browns and plums and hopefully if I can make my appointment tomorrow weather permitting my talons will be black xxx"

Dan's plums are shaven. Not sure about pearlised although they have been marmalised on more than one occasion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do they have a map of the M60 on em ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do they have a map of the M60 on em ?"

No Granny. But around Easter an image of the Pope appears on them if you shake and squeeze them hard enough. Or am I shaking that snowstorm from Lourdes by mistake??? [annoying smiley - kyuk, kyuk]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do they have a map of the M60 on em ?

No Granny. But around Easter an image of the Pope appears on them if you shake and squeeze them hard enough. Or am I shaking that snowstorm from Lourdes by mistake??? [annoying smiley - kyuk, kyuk]"

Yes. Quite. I imagine the Pope screams Sweet Fuckin' Jesus as they are being squeezed n shaken .... [ Anal suprise smiley ]

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Oh ffs they come in Different finishes AND different shades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" when it's red he's utterly filthy ....

What does your nail varnish tell you to do ?

Pearlised OR Unpearlised"

stop running

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like black nail varnish, too me its norty xx

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