FabSwingers.com forum: Smileys. What ??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Juvenile , cuntish even.

I don't know what they mean. I use them sometimes.

Below are my guesses.

1. I've brushed

2. Palsy

3. Wink

4. LemonSucker

5. Blind Person

6. Anal Rape

7. LippyLover

8. Scots Person abroad

9. Which is clearer 1 or 2? 1 ? or 2?

8. Vomitous Grin

9. Devil.

10.First Time Porn Watcher

What DO they mean pls ?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Definition of Fab smileys:

Happy

Sad

;-) Cheeky wink, yes, wink.

Disgruntled, frowning, just bit a lemon

Dark in here isn't it? Blues Brother.

Surprise, or Soxy has just shoved a root veg up yer..

Rasberry, or a request for oral

Embarrassed or sun burnt

Tut, 'yeah whoteva'

Laughing hard and going green, doctor may be required

Out on a hen night

Laughing, but not green

I think that covers it.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

OI Granny. I take offence at your No. 8!! I go from milk bottle blue to white!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

See ! Some people just take offence ! Now you will get 50 mails from 50 males askin' if you are okay .......pfft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My interpretation xx

No gaps in teeth

Some one stole me jelly babies

Fancy a bit?

Cant be arsed ta smile

Jack and kate xx

Ya pullin me pisser

Ready fa oral

Just seen grandma naked

Checking my eyelids are still there

Just ate a bad curry

Impersonation of a cat

Carol singin

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"OI Granny. I take offence at your No. 8!! I go from milk bottle blue to white!!!"

How rude of the nasty woman. Sit down my dear, would a nice cup of tea....

....ah sod it. She's tougher than me!

(translation: green happy vomit smiles)

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Why is soapy pretending to be a cat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is soapy pretending to be a cat?

Cause im a pussy really xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Why is soapy pretending to be a cat?

cos he's a wee pussy??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my smiley

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I like my smiley

I don't think anyone else should be allowed to use it apart from you Jack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I like my smiley

I don't think anyone else should be allowed to use it apart from you Jack.

It's even bang up to date with no goatee!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I like my smiley

I don't think anyone else should be allowed to use it apart from you Jack.

- I'm in rebellious mode

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

's like Gremlins. Jack must be wet..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my smiley

Lol jack i used ya smiley in my post and dedicated it to ya pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my smiley

I don't think anyone else should be allowed to use it apart from you Jack.

- I'm in rebellious mode

Is that 15 shags you got for me then?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I like my smiley

I don't think anyone else should be allowed to use it apart from you Jack.

- I'm in rebellious mode

Is that 15 shags you got for me then?

aye and that's just for starters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Decipher this

Dear

I am

cos

. I could

it off but I want to

the

who did it. How is

these days ? See you soon

maybe in Minehead. xx Gran xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No good at cracking secret codes Gran. I'm way too fick for that.

Hope we see you again before Minehead. That's in October

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my smiley

I don't think anyone else should be allowed to use it apart from you Jack.

- I'm in rebellious mode

Is that 15 shags you got for me then?

aye and that's just for starters

I better get meself into shape then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just cum in Siren's mouth!

Can't fookin cum at all and we been at this for an hour!

No, honey, I promise I won't cum in your mouth this time!

OK, so I lied!

The result of lying, twice!

Followed by a swift kick in the nads

Is the lipstick for my dipstick, honey?

This is your MOTHER you've text by mistake with that!

Just checking I haven't gone bald at 45.

Nope, still got a full head of me own hair! Yay!

I see you haven't though!

A punch to the guts really hurts!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I've just cum in Siren's mouth!

Can't fookin cum at all and we been at this for an hour!

No, honey, I promise I won't cum in your mouth this time!

OK, so I lied!

The result of lying, twice!

Followed by a swift kick in the nads

Is the lipstick for my dipstick, honey?

This is your MOTHER you've text by mistake with that!

Just checking I haven't gone bald at 45.

Nope, still got a full head of me own hair! Yay!

I see you haven't though!

A punch to the guts really hurts!"

I really want to respond, but now I don't know what smiley to use!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Viccyboi....... OMG....."Surprise, or Soxy has just shoved a root veg up yer.

Well I'll peel my own banana!!!,,,,, jeezzzzz

One tiny carrot,,,,,, it was only one tiny carrot

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

= new dentures

= lost my dentures in your gaping arse

= you spit when you talk

= I've been to the dentist and had an injection on one side of my mouth or I am currently having a stroke, please call 999

= blind or Stevie Wonder tribute

= I am being hypnotised

= do I still have cum on my chin? Have I got it now? Has it gone?

= I only strain for short bursts, so it may take a while for all my shit to come out.

= I can make my eye floaters swirl around when I do this.

= no need for dentures but I feel sea sick.

= Conjunctivitis is usually a bitch, but it works well with my Halloween costume.

= *burp*

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

remember who it was who first noticed it !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Very sexy pic Ima x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very sexy pic Ima x "

thanks granny nice to be appreciated by the layyydeees!!!! i took it for my guy hes in south africa for christmas ....wont be back til 4th Jan....damn !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cuntish"

What c(o)unt(r)y is that then? Is it like Kentish, Cornish, Scottish?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Actully Hornsters.......I don't swear......well not prolifically .. it's okay now n then OR in jest OR etc etc all the other times it's fitting yet.... every time I read the word 'c u n t i s h' at the top of that post I squirm with delight ......

Say it soft and it's almost like praying ......... Mareeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa !

Im going to say it next year n all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smug Bastard

Misearable Bastard

Cheeky Bastard

Thick Bastard

Sneaky Bastard

Who put that bastard dildo up my arse

Slobbering Bastard

Soft Bastard

Bastard bored

Buck toothed Bastard

Evil Bastard

Gormless Bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

s'est brossé les dents avec le brillo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ah donte spooks franch boot ah seenk zeez sayz.......

It is a brush with brilliant white tooty pegs !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sacre blurrrrrrr noooooooooooo

eeet says .....

Ah broosh mah teece weeth a breelo pad !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry ..... he sounds Mexican ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actully Hornsters.......I don't swear......well not prolifically .. it's okay now n then OR in jest OR etc etc all the other times it's fitting yet.... every time I read the word 'c u n t i s h' at the top of that post I squirm with delight ......

Say it soft and it's almost like praying ......... Mareeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa !

Im going to say it next year n all x "

'Tis indeed a magnificent word. Hard edged beginning with a soft, fluffy almost whispering end. And it is deliciously wicked. [Who put that Bastard dildo up my arse

]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry ..... he sounds Mexican ...."

Badges. We don't need no shteenkeeng badges.

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