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Ladies, I'm not Alan Titchmarsh. ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I might not be Alan Titchmarsh, but I'm happy to look around your lady garden and tend to your clematis......

Topiary trimmed by appointment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lady garden had already been groomed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could always ask Alan if he'd fill in for you OP. He lives in same village as me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines more of a low maintenance yard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lady garden had already been groomed "
mmmmm topiary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might not be Alan Titchmarsh, but I'm happy to look around your lady garden and tend to your clematis......

Topiary trimmed by appointment.

"

Want to borrow my petrol hedge cutter and strimmer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So long as you don't have green fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So long as you don't have green fingers"

Would mind tending your verge lol

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"I could always ask Alan if he'd fill in for you OP. He lives in same village as me "

Basingstoke ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could always ask Alan if he'd fill in for you OP. He lives in same village as me

Basingstoke ? "

I live in a village just outside. I'm not public ally going to say where it is due to e theme fans......if he has any lol! It's close out it that way (within 8 miles)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extreme*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could always ask Alan if he'd fill in for you OP. He lives in same village as me

Basingstoke ?

I live in a village just outside. I'm not public ally going to say where it is due to e theme fans......if he has any lol! It's close out it that way (within 8 miles) "

I thought he'd moved out of there a few years ago?

Regardless, I my tools at the ready.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I might not be Alan Titchmarsh, but I'm happy to look around your lady garden and tend to your clematis......

Topiary trimmed by appointment.

Want to borrow my petrol hedge cutter and strimmer?"

Flymo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could always ask Alan if he'd fill in for you OP. He lives in same village as me

Basingstoke ?

I live in a village just outside. I'm not public ally going to say where it is due to e theme fans......if he has any lol! It's close out it that way (within 8 miles)

I thought he'd moved out of there a few years ago?

Regardless, I my tools at the ready. "

No he owns a property next to the church in my vilkage. Infact saw him waking across road on Sunday going to church lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could always ask Alan if he'd fill in for you OP. He lives in same village as me

Basingstoke ?

I live in a village just outside. I'm not public ally going to say where it is due to e theme fans......if he has any lol! It's close out it that way (within 8 miles)

I thought he'd moved out of there a few years ago?

Regardless, I my tools at the ready.

No he owns a property next to the church in my vilkage. Infact saw him waking across road on Sunday going to church lol"

He's probably going to ask for forgiveness for all the filth in his books.

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