FabSwingers.com forum: Shortest message.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just got the shortest message yet.

That was it.

I should reply with the longest mail, entire life story. I thought a fab would be more useful than an X in a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one of those the other day.

Wasn't sure what to make of it so just deleted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should of sent a Y or a Z back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last two first messages from women were

"You're fit"

And

"Horny"

I swear most women just don't bother with effort for first messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"°"

Nothing shorter?

' maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"°

Nothing shorter?

' maybe "

a microscopic penis?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"X"

Ooo Paddy you're being generous, I'd give it a x

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I get the Hi. Nothing else. So depending on my mood I may write back Hi Ho, ok it's your turn for the next line of the song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once had

wait for it.....

. yes a single full stop.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

I've had a " H " found out it was supposed to be "HI " and a "?" Apparently meant was i interested go figure lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I was once had

wait for it.....

. yes a single full stop.

Considered yourself honoured then.

When us blokes can stretch our imagination, a semi colon is almost orgasmic.

Allegedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last two first messages from women were

"You're fit"

And

"Horny"

I swear most women just don't bother with effort for first messages "

Why?

Are you not fit and horny then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last two first messages from women were

"You're fit"

And

"Horny"

I swear most women just don't bother with effort for first messages "

What! You actually get women contacting you rather than the other way round?? Surely that's against site rules ain't it??

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Just had one, it said "Uum"

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Not on here, but I had an email from an ex, it was just a . Full stop. I knew he was an ex before he sent the full stop. I guess that was when I realised he knew he was an ex too ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just got the shortest message yet.

That was it.

I should reply with the longest mail, entire life story. I thought a fab would be more useful than an X in a message

Sounds like someone was marking his spot!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Just had one, it said "Uum"

No Bongo to follow it up

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Just had one, it said "Uum"

No Bongo to follow it up

No, nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was just their postcode.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've had just a full stop but a strange one last night just said iv. Have no idea what it ment

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By *aul_the_nudistMan
over a year ago

WREXHAM

"I've had a " H " found out it was supposed to be "HI " and a "?" Apparently meant was i interested go figure lol

I had 2 first was ?

Followed by ??

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"You should of sent a Y or a Z back

Definitely a Y.

I've got to the point now of playing silly games with stupid messages...One word in then one word out..

Hi...Low

Hey...Straw

Stupid questions get stupid or literal/sarcastic answers...Occasionally I make myself snigger out loud while typing them

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh yes and I've had those stupid three ??? And still not entirely sure what they mean

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"You should of sent a Y or a Z back

Definitely a Y.

I've got to the point now of playing silly games with stupid messages...One word in then one word out..

Hi...Low

Hey...Straw

Stupid questions get stupid or literal/sarcastic answers...Occasionally I make myself snigger out loud while typing them

I love some sniggering to oneself, I shall try this too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have been the shortest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a male I would be great full but that would take the piss even for me

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Oh yes and I've had those stupid three ??? And still not entirely sure what they mean

Ah, that's simple. Each question mark represents a word that they obviously couldn't be arsed to type out, so "Fancy a fuck" is pretty plausible

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Oh yes and I've had those stupid three ??? And still not entirely sure what they mean

Ah, that's simple. Each question mark represents a word that they obviously couldn't be arsed to type out, so "Fancy a fuck" is pretty plausible

"
someone told me it ment I'm waiting for a rep!y hurry up kind of thing but how do you reply to to just ???

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"X"

Pmsl Pads

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Not shortest but one of the funniest some guy messaged and said could be out his p in my v and he was in his 40s

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"You should of sent a Y or a Z back

Definitely a Y.

I've got to the point now of playing silly games with stupid messages...One word in then one word out..

Hi...Low

Hey...Straw

Stupid questions get stupid or literal/sarcastic answers...Occasionally I make myself snigger out loud while typing them

I love some sniggering to oneself, I shall try this too

Much fun can be had

I've been typing and P says "Who you upsetting now?" when she hears me snigger. Makes getting crap messages almost pleasurable

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

When I get these I write massively long replies back. Lol. Like,

Hey!

Thank you so so for your gorgeously long message, I feel really really honored that you took the time to pen such a thought provoking and intimate opening message. It really shows that you read my profile and, you know, on this site, that just does not happen with any regularity!

Now, I'm sure you're wondering what my response is going to be- will I be cool and aloof, gagging for a meet, or just send the same calibre of missive back? Well, I think it's obvious it's not the third option there, ha ha!

Anyway, I digress...

I'd love to reply with an answer in the affirmative, but unfortunately, I have the greatest fear that your initial probing shall manifest in a similarly disappointing way when we meet our bodies that, forgive me, I just cannot take that kind of chance.

So alas, I am, very unfortunately, going to tell you to please vacate my inbox and not to disturb it again with your miniscule weapon.

Yours,

HLF

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By *razedcatMan
over a year ago

London / Herts

I've had a

"H"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had 'hay', yes, not 'hey', so i replied with..

STRAW

He didnt reply

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ha I think we have lurkers reading this thread as I've just this second had a full stop message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind those if they're hot. I reply with a wink or a smiley face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha I think we have lurkers reading this thread as I've just this second had a full stop message

I've just had a:-

......

message!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Hi' was my shortest, sometimes it's just a number I get..... so I have to make the effort & then there's the cost of the call......

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Ha I think we have lurkers reading this thread as I've just this second had a full stop message

I've just had a:-

......

message!"
wonder if it was the same guy and he got abit e citable when he got to you and couldn't stop talking

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

"Ha I think we have lurkers reading this thread as I've just this second had a full stop message

I've just had a:-

......

message!wonder if it was the same guy and he got abit e citable when he got to you and couldn't stop talking

Pmsl.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"Ha I think we have lurkers reading this thread as I've just this second had a full stop message

I've just had a:-

......

message!wonder if it was the same guy and he got abit e citable when he got to you and couldn't stop talking

So have we but only three ... Some people eh

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

We'll if a lady messages me I will most time reply but will check them at d same time too .

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Ha I think we have lurkers reading this thread as I've just this second had a full stop message

I've just had a:-

......

message!wonder if it was the same guy and he got abit e citable when he got to you and couldn't stop talking

So have we but only three ... Some people eh

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all that chatting to rosiann has worn him out again lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Roxianne sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha I think we have lurkers reading this thread as I've just this second had a full stop message

I've just had a:-

......

message!"

From a man called 'Morse' by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I get these I write massively long replies back. Lol. Like,

Hey!

Anyway, I digress...

So alas, I am, very unfortunately, going to tell you to please vacate my inbox and not to disturb it again with your miniscule weapon.

Yours,

HLF"

XD hilarious

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"When I get these I write massively long replies back. Lol. Like,

Hey!

Anyway, I digress...

So alas, I am, very unfortunately, going to tell you to please vacate my inbox and not to disturb it again with your miniscule weapon.

Yours,

HLF"

Hey HLF fancy being a TSACCHLF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well they do say the penis mightier than the sword!

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"Ha I think we have lurkers reading this thread as I've just this second had a full stop message

I've just had a:-

......

message!

From a man called 'Morse' by any chance?

Not who sent ours

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"When I get these I write massively long replies back. Lol. Like,

Hey!

Anyway, I digress...

So alas, I am, very unfortunately, going to tell you to please vacate my inbox and not to disturb it again with your miniscule weapon.

Yours,

HLF"

Not my shortest but I once got "Free". I replied with "£5" and got no response

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Hey HLF fancy being a TSACCHLF?"

What is that? It's too late for me to even begin trying to work that out. Lol.

"Not my shortest but I once got "Free". I replied with "£5" and got no response

GENIUS. lol

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"Hey HLF fancy being a TSACCHLF?

What is that? It's too late for me to even begin trying to work that out. Lol.

Not my shortest but I once got "Free". I replied with "£5" and got no response

GENIUS. lol"

Totally Satisfied And.....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Oh yes and I've had those stupid three ??? And still not entirely sure what they mean

Ah, that's simple. Each question mark represents a word that they obviously couldn't be arsed to type out, so "Fancy a fuck" is pretty plausible

someone told me it ment I'm waiting for a rep!y hurry up kind of thing but how do you reply to to just ???

Dunno, never had one of those. I suppose I'd just send xxx back as a response, depending on the profile of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a message come through with only x in it. Sent one back, hit chatting and met in a pub a couple of weeks later. Worked for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shortest I have had several times is Hi, so I just answer back H

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"The shortest I have had several times is Hi, so I just answer back H"

h/2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never really get a woman message me first ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just got the shortest message yet.

That was it.

I should reply with the longest mail, entire life story. I thought a fab would be more useful than an X in a message

"
I got (.)

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"Just got the shortest message yet.

That was it.

I should reply with the longest mail, entire life story. I thought a fab would be more useful than an X in a message

I got (.)"

still longer than your willy

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Hey HLF fancy being a TSACCHLF?

What is that? It's too late for me to even begin trying to work that out. Lol.

Not my shortest but I once got "Free". I replied with "£5" and got no response

GENIUS. lol

Totally Satisfied And....."

Ooooh... I get it......

Yes please!!

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"Hey HLF fancy being a TSACCHLF?

What is that? It's too late for me to even begin trying to work that out. Lol.

Not my shortest but I once got "Free". I replied with "£5" and got no response

GENIUS. lol

Totally Satisfied And.....

Ooooh... I get it......

Yes please!!

so get in touch you never know when I may be in your vicinity

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Just got the shortest message yet.

That was it.

I should reply with the longest mail, entire life story. I thought a fab would be more useful than an X in a message

I've had a few of those in my time.

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

"We had a message come through with only x in it. Sent one back, hit chatting and met in a pub a couple of weeks later. Worked for her"

Would not work for a him I expect

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By *onnybag69Man
over a year ago

Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My shortest first message was, wait for it....

The mind boggles!!

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