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"Gosh are you on 3 already lol! I'm just going to bed....zzzzz "Good evening Ms. Frisky
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"Could I have a synopsis of part two please?" I was to cold to go to bed _oddy stuck my leccy blanket on got me dan wouldn't tuck me in cause he knows il jump him and it's tattoo couples mr birthday they have cake and ace got paid so is on the wine | |||
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"Could I have a synopsis of part two please?" Erm....the bizzle was quite jizzle so we shizzle till the mizzle wizzled me old brizzle dizzle | |||
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"Could I have a synopsis of part two please? Go wake Suzy up then "I have Miss Watson. | |||
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"Could I have a synopsis of part two please? Erm....the bizzle was quite jizzle so we shizzle till the mizzle wizzled me old brizzle dizzle "lmfao it it went like that | |||
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"Could I have a synopsis of part two please? I was to cold to go to bed _oddy stuck my leccy blanket on got me dan wouldn't tuck me in cause he knows il jump him and it's tattoo couples mr birthday they have cake and ace got paid so is on the wine " I think mine sums it up best  | |||
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"Could I have a synopsis of part two please? Erm....the bizzle was quite jizzle so we shizzle till the mizzle wizzled me old brizzle dizzle "Hahahaha, me old brizzle dizzle. | |||
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"Could I have a synopsis of part two please? I was to cold to go to bed _oddy stuck my leccy blanket on got me dan wouldn't tuck me in cause he knows il jump him and it's tattoo couples mr birthday they have cake and ace got paid so is on the wine and us ladies agree that when dans 63 he will still be hot as fuck " god yeah he will stop it _oddy the thought making me horny | |||
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"I'm plotting my Fab birthday celebrations
Will there be jelly and ice cream? "Eaten from where? | |||
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"Could I have a synopsis of part two please? Erm....the bizzle was quite jizzle so we shizzle till the mizzle wizzled me old brizzle dizzle
Hahahaha, me old brizzle dizzle."Try saying that lot quickly  | |||
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"Gosh are you on 3 already lol! I'm just going to bed....zzzzz
Good evening Ms. Frisky
How the devil are you?"Good thanks Dan, tired after a fun weekend and hoping the slight sniffle I have developed does not manifest further and ruin my social tomorrow night!! | |||
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"I'm plotting my Fab birthday celebrations
Will there be jelly and ice cream?
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"Gosh are you on 3 already lol! I'm just going to bed....zzzzz
Good evening Ms. Frisky
How the devil are you?
Good thanks Dan, tired after a fun weekend and hoping the slight sniffle I have developed does not manifest further and ruin my social tomorrow night!! "put vick on the bottom of ur feet that will stop it | |||
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"Could I have a synopsis of part two please? I was to cold to go to bed _oddy stuck my leccy blanket on got me dan wouldn't tuck me in cause he knows il jump him and it's tattoo couples mr birthday they have cake and ace got paid so is on the wine and us ladies agree that when dans 63 he will still be hot as fuck You need to get out more "I am on Saturday lol | |||
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"I'm plotting my Fab birthday celebrations
Will there be jelly and ice cream?
Eaten from where?
I have a bizarre thought of those naked women who you eat sushi off in Japan but with jelly in belly buttons "I have a very deep belly button. You could fit lots of jelly in there. Though I was thinking of somewhere a tab further south | |||
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"Gosh are you on 3 already lol! I'm just going to bed....zzzzz
Good evening Ms. Frisky
How the devil are you?
Good thanks Dan, tired after a fun weekend and hoping the slight sniffle I have developed does not manifest further and ruin my social tomorrow night!! "Dose up on plenty of paracetamol and ibuprofen, sniffles are deadly at this time of year | |||
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"stop what ms watson im innocent "HA HA HA HA HA AH HA HA course you are | |||
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"Lying horizontally Planking or attempting sleep?" More slouching trying to breathe with a cold | |||
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"Thank you Dan and John, he's looking better for his age already lol Still don't know what the hell is going on tonight .... Part three already !! " Ah in the good old days we'd of been on part 5 by now | |||
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"Could I have a synopsis of part two please? I was to cold to go to bed _oddy stuck my leccy blanket on got me dan wouldn't tuck me in cause he knows il jump him and it's tattoo couples mr birthday they have cake and ace got paid so is on the wine and us ladies agree that when dans 63 he will still be hot as fuck You need to get out more I am on Saturday lol"Oh aye lol | |||
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"I'm plotting my Fab birthday celebrations
Will there be jelly and ice cream?
Eaten from where?
I have a bizarre thought of those naked women who you eat sushi off in Japan but with jelly in belly buttons
I have a very deep belly button. You could fit lots of jelly in there.
Though I was thinking of somewhere a tab further south "Watford?  | |||
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"stop what ms watson im innocent
HA HA HA HA HA AH HA HA course you are "gives daniel the look (lionel blair stare) | |||
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"Could I have a synopsis of part two please? I was to cold to go to bed _oddy stuck my leccy blanket on got me dan wouldn't tuck me in cause he knows il jump him and it's tattoo couples mr birthday they have cake and ace got paid so is on the wine and us ladies agree that when dans 63 he will still be hot as fuck You need to get out more I am on Saturday lol
Oh aye lol " weeks flying through pretty well | |||
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"Lying horizontally Planking or attempting sleep? More slouching trying to breathe with a cold" Its a fucker isn't it,I've only just got rid if a 2 week old chest infection  | |||
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"stop what ms watson im innocent "I thought that was alimentary, or is that just if you happen to be passing a waterway with barges on it | |||
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"I'm plotting my Fab birthday celebrations
Will there be jelly and ice cream?
Eaten from where?
I have a bizarre thought of those naked women who you eat sushi off in Japan but with jelly in belly buttons
I have a very deep belly button. You could fit lots of jelly in there.
Though I was thinking of somewhere a tab further south
Watford? "portsmouth ??? | |||
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"stop what ms watson im innocent
HA HA HA HA HA AH HA HA course you are gives daniel the look (lionel blair stare)"What? | |||
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"Lying horizontally Planking or attempting sleep? More slouching trying to breathe with a cold Its a fucker isn't it,I've only just got rid if a 2 week old chest infection "Yeah the constant switching of which side wants to be blocked with a scratchy throat | |||
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"I'm plotting my Fab birthday celebrations
Will there be jelly and ice cream?
Eaten from where?
I have a bizarre thought of those naked women who you eat sushi off in Japan but with jelly in belly buttons
I have a very deep belly button. You could fit lots of jelly in there.
Though I was thinking of somewhere a tab further south
Watford? "NO, Daniel...  | |||
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"Could I have a synopsis of part two please? I was to cold to go to bed _oddy stuck my leccy blanket on got me dan wouldn't tuck me in cause he knows il jump him and it's tattoo couples mr birthday they have cake and ace got paid so is on the wine " And he'll be having jelly n ice cream shhh he doesn't know that yet. Thanks for the update, feel slightly settled now X | |||
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"Could I have a synopsis of part two please? I was to cold to go to bed _oddy stuck my leccy blanket on got me dan wouldn't tuck me in cause he knows il jump him and it's tattoo couples mr birthday they have cake and ace got paid so is on the wine And he'll be having jelly n ice cream shhh he doesn't know that yet. Thanks for the update, feel slightly settled now X " welcome honey got the mr anything exciting for his birthday | |||
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"Lying horizontally Planking or attempting sleep? More slouching trying to breathe with a cold Its a fucker isn't it,I've only just got rid if a 2 week old chest infection
Yeah the constant switching of which side wants to be blocked with a scratchy throat "I found it was the noisy wheezing as I breathed out that irritated the most as due to the silence of the night it sounded ten times worse | |||
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"I'm plotting my Fab birthday celebrations
Will there be jelly and ice cream?
Eaten from where?
I have a bizarre thought of those naked women who you eat sushi off in Japan but with jelly in belly buttons
I have a very deep belly button. You could fit lots of jelly in there.
Though I was thinking of somewhere a tab further south
Watford?
NO, Daniel... "Ah....I got you now | |||
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"Could I have a synopsis of part two please? I was to cold to go to bed _oddy stuck my leccy blanket on got me dan wouldn't tuck me in cause he knows il jump him and it's tattoo couples mr birthday they have cake and ace got paid so is on the wine And he'll be having jelly n ice cream shhh he doesn't know that yet. Thanks for the update, feel slightly settled now X " Its difficult to summarise random sometimes lol | |||
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"I'm plotting my Fab birthday celebrations
Will there be jelly and ice cream?
Eaten from where?
I have a bizarre thought of those naked women who you eat sushi off in Japan but with jelly in belly buttons
I have a very deep belly button. You could fit lots of jelly in there.
Though I was thinking of somewhere a tab further south
Watford?
NO, Daniel...
Ah....I got you now "Because you're so sweet and innocent that such a thought would never occur to you, right? | |||
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"Its a fucker isn't it,I've only just got rid if a 2 week old chest infection "You kept it for 2 weeks ya tight git
No fecker'll want it after that ffs | |||
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"I'm plotting my Fab birthday celebrations
Will there be jelly and ice cream?
Eaten from where?
I have a bizarre thought of those naked women who you eat sushi off in Japan but with jelly in belly buttons
I have a very deep belly button. You could fit lots of jelly in there.
Though I was thinking of somewhere a tab further south
Watford?
NO, Daniel...
Ah....I got you now
Because you're so sweet and innocent that such a thought would never occur to you, right? "Yes, that's right | |||
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"Its a fucker isn't it,I've only just got rid if a 2 week old chest infection
You kept it for 2 weeks ya tight git
No fecker'll want it after that ffs "You wouldn't want it Ace it's a fucker. Had a bad bike accident back in '99 and ended up with fluid on.my lungs. Every time I get a cold it goes to chest infection and borders on pneumonia till the anti biotic kick in. Winter is delightful. | |||
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"Gosh are you on 3 already lol! I'm just going to bed....zzzzz
Good evening Ms. Frisky
How the devil are you?
Good thanks Dan, tired after a fun weekend and hoping the slight sniffle I have developed does not manifest further and ruin my social tomorrow night!! put vick on the bottom of ur feet that will stop it "Ooh you sound confident, on the feet eh!! Who knew, I'll have to try that! | |||
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"I'm plotting my Fab birthday celebrations
Will there be jelly and ice cream?
Eaten from where?
I have a bizarre thought of those naked women who you eat sushi off in Japan but with jelly in belly buttons
I have a very deep belly button. You could fit lots of jelly in there.
Though I was thinking of somewhere a tab further south
Watford?
NO, Daniel...
Ah....I got you now
Because you're so sweet and innocent that such a thought would never occur to you, right?
Yes, that's right "Yeah, and I'm the bloody virgin Mary | |||
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"Gosh are you on 3 already lol! I'm just going to bed....zzzzz
Good evening Ms. Frisky
How the devil are you?
Good thanks Dan, tired after a fun weekend and hoping the slight sniffle I have developed does not manifest further and ruin my social tomorrow night!!
Dose up on plenty of paracetamol and ibuprofen, sniffles are deadly at this time of year "Yes, preemptive medication might be an idea - will try that and bugger off to sleep lol!! | |||
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"I'm plotting my Fab birthday celebrations
Will there be jelly and ice cream?
Eaten from where?
I have a bizarre thought of those naked women who you eat sushi off in Japan but with jelly in belly buttons
I have a very deep belly button. You could fit lots of jelly in there.
Though I was thinking of somewhere a tab further south
Watford?
NO, Daniel...
Ah....I got you now
Because you're so sweet and innocent that such a thought would never occur to you, right?
Yes, that's right
Yeah, and I'm the bloody virgin Mary "Well hello Mary | |||
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"Gosh are you on 3 already lol! I'm just going to bed....zzzzz
Good evening Ms. Frisky
How the devil are you?
Good thanks Dan, tired after a fun weekend and hoping the slight sniffle I have developed does not manifest further and ruin my social tomorrow night!!
Dose up on plenty of paracetamol and ibuprofen, sniffles are deadly at this time of year
Yes, preemptive medication might be an idea - will try that and bugger off to sleep lol!!"Nighty night filthy dreams and fingers crossed you're well for your meet xx | |||
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"I'm plotting my Fab birthday celebrations
Will there be jelly and ice cream?
Eaten from where?
I have a bizarre thought of those naked women who you eat sushi off in Japan but with jelly in belly buttons
I have a very deep belly button. You could fit lots of jelly in there.
Though I was thinking of somewhere a tab further south
Watford?
NO, Daniel...
Ah....I got you now
Because you're so sweet and innocent that such a thought would never occur to you, right?
Yes, that's right
Yeah, and I'm the bloody virgin Mary
Well hello Mary "Yeah, you'd know | |||
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"Could I have a synopsis of part two please? I was to cold to go to bed _oddy stuck my leccy blanket on got me dan wouldn't tuck me in cause he knows il jump him and it's tattoo couples mr birthday they have cake and ace got paid so is on the wine And he'll be having jelly n ice cream shhh he doesn't know that yet. Thanks for the update, feel slightly settled now X welcome honey got the mr anything exciting for his birthday "A few things, had to wrap them up using duck tape because it's all that I could find! Lol | |||
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"Gosh are you on 3 already lol! I'm just going to bed....zzzzz
Good evening Ms. Frisky
How the devil are you?
Good thanks Dan, tired after a fun weekend and hoping the slight sniffle I have developed does not manifest further and ruin my social tomorrow night!! put vick on the bottom of ur feet that will stop it
Ooh you sound confident, on the feet eh!! Who knew, I'll have to try that! "it does work as well | |||
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"I'm plotting my Fab birthday celebrations
Will there be jelly and ice cream?
Eaten from where?
I have a bizarre thought of those naked women who you eat sushi off in Japan but with jelly in belly buttons
I have a very deep belly button. You could fit lots of jelly in there.
Though I was thinking of somewhere a tab further south
Watford?
NO, Daniel...
Ah....I got you now
Because you're so sweet and innocent that such a thought would never occur to you, right?
Yes, that's right
Yeah, and I'm the bloody virgin Mary
Well hello Mary
Yeah, you'd know "I suppose it would be "virgin" on the ridiculous...ba dim tish | |||
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"Its a fucker isn't it,I've only just got rid if a 2 week old chest infection
You kept it for 2 weeks ya tight git
No fecker'll want it after that ffs
You wouldn't want it Ace it's a fucker. Had a bad bike accident back in '99 and ended up with fluid on.my lungs. Every time I get a cold it goes to chest infection and borders on pneumonia till the anti biotic kick in. Winter is delightful. "I remember you mentioning it before, and I was only having a laff/larf (check the pronunciation thread), I can't imagine to be very pleasant though
Glass of wine anyone | |||
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"Could I have a synopsis of part two please? I was to cold to go to bed _oddy stuck my leccy blanket on got me dan wouldn't tuck me in cause he knows il jump him and it's tattoo couples mr birthday they have cake and ace got paid so is on the wine And he'll be having jelly n ice cream shhh he doesn't know that yet. Thanks for the update, feel slightly settled now X welcome honey got the mr anything exciting for his birthday
A few things, had to wrap them up using duck tape because it's all that I could find! Lol "Ha ha ha he'll have fun opening them then | |||
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"Its a fucker isn't it,I've only just got rid if a 2 week old chest infection
You kept it for 2 weeks ya tight git
No fecker'll want it after that ffs
You wouldn't want it Ace it's a fucker. Had a bad bike accident back in '99 and ended up with fluid on.my lungs. Every time I get a cold it goes to chest infection and borders on pneumonia till the anti biotic kick in. Winter is delightful.
I remember you mentioning it before, and I was only having a laff/larf (check the pronunciation thread), I can't imagine to be very pleasant though
Glass of wine anyone "Oh aye I know it saps the shit out of me totally immobilises me for days | |||
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"I'm plotting my Fab birthday celebrations
Will there be jelly and ice cream?
Eaten from where?
I have a bizarre thought of those naked women who you eat sushi off in Japan but with jelly in belly buttons
I have a very deep belly button. You could fit lots of jelly in there.
Though I was thinking of somewhere a tab further south
Watford?
NO, Daniel...
Ah....I got you now
Because you're so sweet and innocent that such a thought would never occur to you, right?
Yes, that's right
Yeah, and I'm the bloody virgin Mary
Well hello Mary
Yeah, you'd know
I suppose it would be "virgin" on the ridiculous...ba dim tish "You're soooo witty. | |||
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"Could I have a synopsis of part two please? I was to cold to go to bed _oddy stuck my leccy blanket on got me dan wouldn't tuck me in cause he knows il jump him and it's tattoo couples mr birthday they have cake and ace got paid so is on the wine And he'll be having jelly n ice cream shhh he doesn't know that yet. Thanks for the update, feel slightly settled now X welcome honey got the mr anything exciting for his birthday
A few things, had to wrap them up using duck tape because it's all that I could find! Lol " my style of wrapping | |||
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"I'm plotting my Fab birthday celebrations
Will there be jelly and ice cream?
Eaten from where?
I have a bizarre thought of those naked women who you eat sushi off in Japan but with jelly in belly buttons
I have a very deep belly button. You could fit lots of jelly in there.
Though I was thinking of somewhere a tab further south
Watford?
NO, Daniel...
Ah....I got you now
Because you're so sweet and innocent that such a thought would never occur to you, right?
Yes, that's right
Yeah, and I'm the bloody virgin Mary
Well hello Mary
Yeah, you'd know
I suppose it would be "virgin" on the ridiculous...ba dim tish
You're soooo witty. "I try | |||
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"Yeah, and I'm the bloody virgin Mary "Do virgins have periods | |||
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"I'm plotting my Fab birthday celebrations
Will there be jelly and ice cream?
Eaten from where?
I have a bizarre thought of those naked women who you eat sushi off in Japan but with jelly in belly buttons
I have a very deep belly button. You could fit lots of jelly in there.
Though I was thinking of somewhere a tab further south
Watford?
NO, Daniel...
Ah....I got you now
Because you're so sweet and innocent that such a thought would never occur to you, right?
Yes, that's right
Yeah, and I'm the bloody virgin Mary
Well hello Mary
Yeah, you'd know
I suppose it would be "virgin" on the ridiculous...ba dim tish
You're soooo witty.
I try "No, no, you mean you're trying | |||
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"Could I have a synopsis of part two please? I was to cold to go to bed _oddy stuck my leccy blanket on got me dan wouldn't tuck me in cause he knows il jump him and it's tattoo couples mr birthday they have cake and ace got paid so is on the wine And he'll be having jelly n ice cream shhh he doesn't know that yet. Thanks for the update, feel slightly settled now X welcome honey got the mr anything exciting for his birthday
A few things, had to wrap them up using duck tape because it's all that I could find! Lol
Ha ha ha he'll have fun opening them then "gotta keep it interesting lol | |||
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Locking wire straight through my fucking finger and out the other side.
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"I'm plotting my Fab birthday celebrations
Will there be jelly and ice cream?
Eaten from where?
I have a bizarre thought of those naked women who you eat sushi off in Japan but with jelly in belly buttons
I have a very deep belly button. You could fit lots of jelly in there.
Though I was thinking of somewhere a tab further south
Watford?
NO, Daniel...
Ah....I got you now
Because you're so sweet and innocent that such a thought would never occur to you, right?
Yes, that's right
Yeah, and I'm the bloody virgin Mary
Well hello Mary
Yeah, you'd know
I suppose it would be "virgin" on the ridiculous...ba dim tish
You're soooo witty.
I try
No, no, you mean you're trying "That too | |||
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"Could I have a synopsis of part two please? I was to cold to go to bed _oddy stuck my leccy blanket on got me dan wouldn't tuck me in cause he knows il jump him and it's tattoo couples mr birthday they have cake and ace got paid so is on the wine And he'll be having jelly n ice cream shhh he doesn't know that yet. Thanks for the update, feel slightly settled now X welcome honey got the mr anything exciting for his birthday
A few things, had to wrap them up using duck tape because it's all that I could find! Lol
Ha ha ha he'll have fun opening them then
gotta keep it interesting lol "Might try that this year at Xmas | |||
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"Fuckity fuck fuck
Locking wire straight through my fucking finger and out the other side.
"Good evening Mr. Thx
Sounds painful. | |||
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"Good evening all xx Hope I find you all well and happy? X "Good evening Ms. Gemini
How are you this fine eve?
Looking forward to the 7th still? | |||
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"I'm plotting my Fab birthday celebrations
Will there be jelly and ice cream?
Eaten from where?
I have a bizarre thought of those naked women who you eat sushi off in Japan but with jelly in belly buttons
I have a very deep belly button. You could fit lots of jelly in there.
Though I was thinking of somewhere a tab further south
Watford?
NO, Daniel...
Ah....I got you now
Because you're so sweet and innocent that such a thought would never occur to you, right?
Yes, that's right
Yeah, and I'm the bloody virgin Mary
Well hello Mary
Yeah, you'd know
I suppose it would be "virgin" on the ridiculous...ba dim tish
You're soooo witty.
I try
No, no, you mean you're trying
That too "*tuts* | |||
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"Fuckity fuck fuck
Locking wire straight through my fucking finger and out the other side.
Good evening Mr. Thx
Sounds painful. "Most annoying thing is I gotta cut it all off and start again where's the crying smiley | |||
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"Fuckity fuck fuck
Locking wire straight through my fucking finger and out the other side.
"Numpty! What is it about you and scars and injuries?? | |||
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"Fuckity fuck fuck
Locking wire straight through my fucking finger and out the other side.
Good evening Mr. Thx
Sounds painful.
Most annoying thing is I gotta cut it all off and start again where's the crying smiley "You've got to stuck it through your finger again? | |||
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"Good evening all xx Hope I find you all well and happy? X "Happier now you have posted thank you xx | |||
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"Good evening all xx Hope I find you all well and happy? X
Good evening Ms. Gemini
How are you this fine eve?
Looking forward to the 7th still?"To be honest I'd be much happier if I was asleep but other than that I'm fab!!
Very much looking forward to the 7th indeed x | |||
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"Fuckity fuck fuck
Locking wire straight through my fucking finger and out the other side.
Good evening Mr. Thx
Sounds painful.
Most annoying thing is I gotta cut it all off and start again where's the crying smiley "You're cutting your finger off?? That's a bit drastic | |||
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"Good evening all xx Hope I find you all well and happy? X
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"Good evening all xx Hope I find you all well and happy? X
Good evening Ms. Gemini
How are you this fine eve?
Looking forward to the 7th still?
To be honest I'd be much happier if I was asleep but other than that I'm fab!!
Very much looking forward to the 7th indeed x"Ah good, looking forward to seeing you and your friends there.
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Locking wire straight through my fucking finger and out the other side.
"Honestly man, you're a fucking liability
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"Good evening all xx Hope I find you all well and happy? X
Good evening Ms. Gemini
How are you this fine eve?
Looking forward to the 7th still?
To be honest I'd be much happier if I was asleep but other than that I'm fab!!
Very much looking forward to the 7th indeed x
Ah good, looking forward to seeing you and your friends there.
Sleep is like gold to me it's that precious at the moment "I'm wide awake now but when the alarm goes off I'll be in the most comfortable position, all cosy and feel like I could sleep for a week!  | |||
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"Fuckity fuck fuck
Locking wire straight through my fucking finger and out the other side.
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"Good evening all xx Hope I find you all well and happy? X
Good evening Ms. Gemini
How are you this fine eve?
Looking forward to the 7th still?
To be honest I'd be much happier if I was asleep but other than that I'm fab!!
Very much looking forward to the 7th indeed x
Ah good, looking forward to seeing you and your friends there.
Sleep is like gold to me it's that precious at the moment
I'm wide awake now but when the alarm goes off I'll be in the most comfortable position, all cosy and feel like I could sleep for a week! "I normally get up at 1pm but didn't surface till 4pm today as I put new sheets on and it was soooo comfy I didn't want to get out | |||
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"Fuckity fuck fuck
Locking wire straight through my fucking finger and out the other side.
Good evening Mr. Thx
Sounds painful.
Most annoying thing is I gotta cut it all off and start again where's the crying smiley
You've got to stuck it through your finger again? "Haha no gotta cut the lock wire off and clean the blood off everything and redo it. Bloods a corrosion risk | |||
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How are you this fine eve? | |||
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"Fuckity fuck fuck
Locking wire straight through my fucking finger and out the other side.
Honestly man, you're a fucking liability
I would not have let you in ma garage or near any of ma bikes ffs "To be fair I do this every day and only stab myself like once a week tops
But yeah don't fly :p | |||
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"Fuckity fuck fuck
Locking wire straight through my fucking finger and out the other side.
Good evening Mr. Thx
Sounds painful.
Most annoying thing is I gotta cut it all off and start again where's the crying smiley
You've got to stuck it through your finger again?
Haha no gotta cut the lock wire off and clean the blood off everything and redo it. Bloods a corrosion risk "Sounds highly technical, what is it you're doing? | |||
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"Fuckity fuck fuck
Locking wire straight through my fucking finger and out the other side.
Good evening Mr. Thx
Sounds painful.
Most annoying thing is I gotta cut it all off and start again where's the crying smiley
You've got to stuck it through your finger again?
Haha no gotta cut the lock wire off and clean the blood off everything and redo it. Bloods a corrosion risk
Sounds highly technical, what is it you're doing?"Building an A321 :p | |||
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"morning all x Good evening Ms. Foxy
How are you this fine eve? "good evening Dan im loaded with cold hate bin ill how are you x | |||
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"Fuckity fuck fuck
Locking wire straight through my fucking finger and out the other side.
Good evening Mr. Thx
Sounds painful.
Most annoying thing is I gotta cut it all off and start again where's the crying smiley
You've got to stuck it through your finger again?
Haha no gotta cut the lock wire off and clean the blood off everything and redo it. Bloods a corrosion risk
Sounds highly technical, what is it you're doing?
Building an A321 :p"Sorry I'm going to have to ask, what's an A321? A plane? | |||
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"morning all x Good evening Ms. Foxy
How are you this fine eve?
good evening Dan im loaded with cold hate bin ill how are you x"Ah bummer that's not good chick
I've just slowly started to get rid of mine after two weeks of feeling like death. | |||
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"Fuckity fuck fuck
Locking wire straight through my fucking finger and out the other side.
Good evening Mr. Thx
Sounds painful.
Most annoying thing is I gotta cut it all off and start again where's the crying smiley
You've got to stuck it through your finger again?
Haha no gotta cut the lock wire off and clean the blood off everything and redo it. Bloods a corrosion risk
Sounds highly technical, what is it you're doing?
Building an A321 :p
Sorry I'm going to have to ask, what's an A321? A plane?"Haha yeah an airbus about 220 person capacity | |||
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"morning all x Good evening Ms. Foxy
How are you this fine eve?
good evening Dan im loaded with cold hate bin ill how are you x
Ah bummer that's not good chick
I've just slowly started to get rid of mine after two weeks of feeling like death."i hope it dusnt linger that long its my birthday next week | |||
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"Fuckity fuck fuck
Locking wire straight through my fucking finger and out the other side.
Honestly man, you're a fucking liability
I would not have let you in ma garage or near any of ma bikes ffs
To be fair I do this every day and only stab myself like once a week tops
But yeah don't fly :p"Credit due dude, if yer happy with once a week then what can I say 
Skinned a couple of knuckles on building sites over the years so I feel your pain bro | |||
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"Fuckity fuck fuck
Locking wire straight through my fucking finger and out the other side.
Good evening Mr. Thx
Sounds painful.
Most annoying thing is I gotta cut it all off and start again where's the crying smiley
You've got to stuck it through your finger again?
Haha no gotta cut the lock wire off and clean the blood off everything and redo it. Bloods a corrosion risk
Sounds highly technical, what is it you're doing?
Building an A321 :p
Sorry I'm going to have to ask, what's an A321? A plane?
Haha yeah an airbus about 220 person capacity "Sweet, you win the who's got the coolest job on the thread game | |||
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"Fuckity fuck fuck
Locking wire straight through my fucking finger and out the other side.
Honestly man, you're a fucking liability
I would not have let you in ma garage or near any of ma bikes ffs
To be fair I do this every day and only stab myself like once a week tops
But yeah don't fly :p
Credit due dude, if yer happy with once a week then what can I say
Skinned a couple of knuckles on building sites over the years so I feel your pain bro "Hehe it'd mainly just cause you can't really see what your doing for part of it so your feeling for where the wire has come out of the nut and end up getting stabbed. At some point I'd like to own a street triple with drilled engine bolts all wirelocked stainless steel wire on a black engine is a sexy look lol. If utterly pointless. | |||
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"morning all x Good evening Ms. Foxy
How are you this fine eve?
good evening Dan im loaded with cold hate bin ill how are you x
Ah bummer that's not good chick
I've just slowly started to get rid of mine after two weeks of feeling like death.
i hope it dusnt linger that long its my birthday next week "Neck Ibuprofen and paracetamol like Smarties and you should be ok, | |||
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"Fuckity fuck fuck
Locking wire straight through my fucking finger and out the other side.
Good evening Mr. Thx
Sounds painful.
Most annoying thing is I gotta cut it all off and start again where's the crying smiley
You've got to stuck it through your finger again?
Haha no gotta cut the lock wire off and clean the blood off everything and redo it. Bloods a corrosion risk
Sounds highly technical, what is it you're doing?
Building an A321 :p
Sorry I'm going to have to ask, what's an A321? A plane?
Haha yeah an airbus about 220 person capacity
Sweet, you win the who's got the coolest job on the thread game "Haha I'm currently sat in the bog trying to kill half an hour :P So what's everyone's currently reading online to kill time? I'm looking at indoor herb growing (the food kind) | |||
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"Fuckity fuck fuck
Locking wire straight through my fucking finger and out the other side.
Good evening Mr. Thx
Sounds painful.
Most annoying thing is I gotta cut it all off and start again where's the crying smiley
You've got to stuck it through your finger again?
Haha no gotta cut the lock wire off and clean the blood off everything and redo it. Bloods a corrosion risk
Sounds highly technical, what is it you're doing?
Building an A321 :p
Sorry I'm going to have to ask, what's an A321? A plane?
Haha yeah an airbus about 220 person capacity
Sweet, you win the who's got the coolest job on the thread game
Haha I'm currently sat in the bog trying to kill half an hour :P
So what's everyone's currently reading online to kill time?
I'm looking at indoor herb growing (the food kind)"Not online but I've been trying to finish John Lydon's autobiography Anger Is An Energy.for the last past 4 months | |||
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"Fuckity fuck fuck
Locking wire straight through my fucking finger and out the other side.
Honestly man, you're a fucking liability
I would not have let you in ma garage or near any of ma bikes ffs
To be fair I do this every day and only stab myself like once a week tops
But yeah don't fly :p
Credit due dude, if yer happy with once a week then what can I say
Skinned a couple of knuckles on building sites over the years so I feel your pain bro
Hehe it'd mainly just cause you can't really see what your doing for part of it so your feeling for where the wire has come out of the nut and end up getting stabbed.
At some point I'd like to own a street triple with drilled engine bolts all wirelocked stainless steel wire on a black engine is a sexy look lol.
If utterly pointless. "I know what you are saying, but after having stripped every bike down to its last nut & bolt and rebuilt them, the only injuries were caused to ma Dad who neglected to negotiate a crankcase or stray piston on the stairs. More the fool him
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What about hanging onto a 3rd storey window ledge with both hands and having an itchy bum? "... Have you ever been in that situation??? | |||
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"Oh bloody hell... there's nothing more awkward than getting an itchy eye mid wank when your hands are covered in lube
What about hanging onto a 3rd storey window ledge with both hands and having an itchy bum?
... Have you ever been in that situation???"No . but I'd imagine it to be a tad awkward | |||
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"Oh bloody hell... there's nothing more awkward than getting an itchy eye mid wank when your hands are covered in lube
What about hanging onto a 3rd storey window ledge with both hands and having an itchy bum?
... Have you ever been in that situation???
No . but I'd imagine it to be a tad awkward "Alright, imagine being in that situation with lubey fingers too | |||
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"Oh bloody hell... there's nothing more awkward than getting an itchy eye mid wank when your hands are covered in lube
What about hanging onto a 3rd storey window ledge with both hands and having an itchy bum?
... Have you ever been in that situation???
No . but I'd imagine it to be a tad awkward
Alright, imagine being in that situation with lubey fingers too "I would imagine that would make it a tad tricky | |||
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"Oh bloody hell... there's nothing more awkward than getting an itchy eye mid wank when your hands are covered in lube
What about hanging onto a 3rd storey window ledge with both hands and having an itchy bum?
... Have you ever been in that situation???
No . but I'd imagine it to be a tad awkward "A 3rd storey wank is not possible here, as I only live on the 2nd floor | |||
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"Oh bloody hell... there's nothing more awkward than getting an itchy eye mid wank when your hands are covered in lube
What about hanging onto a 3rd storey window ledge with both hands and having an itchy bum?
... Have you ever been in that situation???
No . but I'd imagine it to be a tad awkward
Alright, imagine being in that situation with lubey fingers too
I would imagine that would make it a tad tricky "That is EXACTLY how awkward it was... gunky lube eye  | |||
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"Oh bloody hell... there's nothing more awkward than getting an itchy eye mid wank when your hands are covered in lube
What about hanging onto a 3rd storey window ledge with both hands and having an itchy bum?
... Have you ever been in that situation???
No . but I'd imagine it to be a tad awkward
A 3rd storey wank is not possible here, as I only live on the 2nd floor "Don't go hanging off your balcony dude | |||
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"Oh bloody hell... there's nothing more awkward than getting an itchy eye mid wank when your hands are covered in lube
What about hanging onto a 3rd storey window ledge with both hands and having an itchy bum?
... Have you ever been in that situation???
No . but I'd imagine it to be a tad awkward
Alright, imagine being in that situation with lubey fingers too
I would imagine that would make it a tad tricky
That is EXACTLY how awkward it was... gunky lube eye "Sounds like a Dubstep tune | |||
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""gunky lube eye", I feel you need to explain further young lady "Having a wank... lubey fingers... itchy eye. | |||
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"Oh bloody hell... there's nothing more awkward than getting an itchy eye mid wank when your hands are covered in lube
What about hanging onto a 3rd storey window ledge with both hands and having an itchy bum?
... Have you ever been in that situation???
No . but I'd imagine it to be a tad awkward
A 3rd storey wank is not possible here, as I only live on the 2nd floor
Don't go hanging off your balcony dude "No balcony, just scaffolding outside at the moment. SAHA know how to waste money apparently | |||
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""gunky lube eye", I feel you need to explain further young lady
Having a wank... lubey fingers... itchy eye."Ah ok, in that case close your eyes and think of me
Why would you have itchy eyes by the way
I only get them in the morning after rubbing the sleep out of ma right eye, never the left though, How bizarre | |||
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"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wakey wakey shush I was having 20 mins"*tickles tummy, 20 mins is up now | |||
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