FabSwingers.com forum: When a scotsman moves south it increases the IQ of both countries

By *ohnaron OP Man
over a year ago

london

Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland"

Would work better with the word "average " before IQ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland"

It's noted that it says you are in London, is that London, Scotland?.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland"

And you obviously haven't a clue about the men in my local area!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland"

Capital E and capital S please OP..

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland

Capital E and capital S please OP.."

He is a Scot living in London....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland

It's noted that it says you are in London, is that London, Scotland?."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland"

Please take your country and leave England!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

CAUTION:

SHIT STIRRING IN PROGRESS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck getting a meet now you have insulted every English woman on the site!

Dur

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland"

OH Dear oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland"

Hmmmm Rab C Nesbit or Stephen Hawking?

Tough decision.

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland

And you obviously haven't a clue about the men in my local area!

Lol!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"CAUTION:

SHIT STIRRING IN PROGRESS!"

Noooooooo!!

Really?!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Best not post anything then there 'evil' plan won't work

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Bugger *their

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"CAUTION:

SHIT STIRRING IN PROGRESS!"

*Wanders off to fetch the cauldron*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was a joke

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland"

You nicked this from a former president of New Zealand talking about his countrymen moving to Australia.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland

Hmmmm Rab C Nesbit or Stephen Hawking?

Tough decision.

Alexander Flemming or Roy Chubby Brown?

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland

Please take your country and leave England!

We tried. Give it back.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland

Hmmmm Rab C Nesbit or Stephen Hawking?

Tough decision.

You realise Nesbitt is just a tv character?

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland

Hmmmm Rab C Nesbit or Stephen Hawking?

Tough decision.

You realise Nesbitt is just a tv character?"

And that Hawking is Belgian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland

Hmmmm Rab C Nesbit or Stephen Hawking?

Tough decision.

You realise Nesbitt is just a tv character?"

so is hawking , I seen him in STNG

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland

Hmmmm Rab C Nesbit or Stephen Hawking?

Tough decision.

You realise Nesbitt is just a tv character?

And that Hawking is Belgian."

But he doesn't have a Belgian accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland"

I suppose this is some kind of double negative to make a positive? like 'aye,right'

or was that positive negative to make a positive..I've conflubberized myself

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland

Hmmmm Rab C Nesbit or Stephen Hawking?

Tough decision.

You realise Nesbitt is just a tv character?

And that Hawking is Belgian.

But he doesn't have a Belgian accent

Have you been to Belgium? They all speak like that.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland

I suppose this is some kind of double negative to make a positive? like 'aye,right'

or was that positive negative to make a positive..I've conflubberized myself"

Aye right is a positive followed by a sarcastic positive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland

Hmmmm Rab C Nesbit or Stephen Hawking?

Tough decision.

You realise Nesbitt is just a tv character?

And that Hawking is Belgian."

Since when has Oxford (where he was born) been in Belgium?

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland

Hmmmm Rab C Nesbit or Stephen Hawking?

Tough decision.

You realise Nesbitt is just a tv character?

And that Hawking is Belgian.

Since when has Oxford (where he was born) been in Belgium?"

Since when was the place you were born in an indicator of your nationality?

It is your parents who define your nationality. Not the location of the hospital you happened to shoot your your mothers vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland

Hmmmm Rab C Nesbit or Stephen Hawking?

Tough decision.

You realise Nesbitt is just a tv character?

And that Hawking is Belgian.

Since when has Oxford (where he was born) been in Belgium?

Since when was the place you were born in an indicator of your nationality?

It is your parents who define your nationality. Not the location of the hospital you happened to shoot your your mothers vagina."

I think you're stretching a little bit. His mother, ironically, was Scottish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland"
hehe nice try ginger nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland"

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland

Hmmmm Rab C Nesbit or Stephen Hawking?

Tough decision.

You realise Nesbitt is just a tv character?

And that Hawking is Belgian.

Since when has Oxford (where he was born) been in Belgium?

Since when was the place you were born in an indicator of your nationality?

It is your parents who define your nationality. Not the location of the hospital you happened to shoot your your mothers vagina.

I think you're stretching a little bit. His mother, ironically, was Scottish."

No, I am lying completely if I am honest. The guy is more or less British. But it is a ridiculous statement to compare a fictional and satirical TV character to one of the finest minds in history and declare the nation which spawned the former is inferior to the nation which houses the latter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland"
hey look here Hamish which ironically translates to James which ironically is French

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that's a wonderful word, sort of sums things up nicely! Conflubberized! Has a ring to it, must remember to add that to my vocabulary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Scotland

Please remember to put the bins out next june while were in France

Thanks

The rest of the uk

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Dear Scotland

Please remember to put the bins out next june while were in France

Thanks

The rest of the uk"

I understand the FA (that's appropriate, eh?) have agreed to buy the England Rugby team tour bus.

It's going cheap. All the wheels have fallen off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Scotland

Please remember to put the bins out next june while were in France

Thanks

The rest of the uk

I understand the FA (that's appropriate, eh?) have agreed to buy the England Rugby team tour bus.

It's going cheap. All the wheels have fallen off."

Scotland finally get their independance for a month next year while the rest of the uk are in france

Much love kiss kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because the english are thick

And only the stupid leave scotland"

Ah - this is one of those deduction things, isn't it...?

The OP is in London

therefore if the OP is english (sic) then he is stupid

or else the OP has left scotland (sic) and is stupid....

Did I get it right...???

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Scotland finally get their independance for a month next year while the rest of the uk are in france

Much love kiss kiss"

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Not sure I like this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure I like this thread

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it brought you here and you were worth coming for pocket xx

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Not sure I like this thread

it brought you here and you were worth coming for pocket xx

Brown nose

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