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"I'm Mr bates, this is my wife Mrs bates and our son master bates. unpleasant habit but what can you do." Eh? Have I missed something? | |||
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"I'm Mr bates, this is my wife Mrs bates and our son master bates. unpleasant habit but what can you do. Eh? Have I missed something?" clearly you have. | |||
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"I'm Mr bates, this is my wife Mrs bates and our son master bates. unpleasant habit but what can you do. Eh? Have I missed something?" Back to school for you! English lessons first ![]() | |||
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"I never cease to be shocked that men don't realise that women wank." I'd be more surprised to hear of one who didn't! | |||
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"I'm Mr bates, this is my wife Mrs bates and our son master bates. unpleasant habit but what can you do." Public school ] | |||
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"I'm Mr bates, this is my wife Mrs bates and our son master bates. unpleasant habit but what can you do. Public school ]" that would only encourage him and introduce him to the joys of mutual masturbation. ![]() | |||
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"I'm Mr bates, this is my wife Mrs bates and our son master bates. unpleasant habit but what can you do. Public school ] that would only encourage him and introduce him to the joys of mutual masturbation. ![]() Wanking in a dorm full of your classmates just teaches you to be very quiet and control your breathing...... or to wank on the toilet | |||
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"Didn't we all admit to this last week???" Clearly some people have slept since then... I seem to live in a constant sense of déjà vu on fab. Hang on someone will start a 'does size matter' thread in 2 minutes | |||
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"I'm Mr bates, this is my wife Mrs bates and our son master bates. unpleasant habit but what can you do. Public school ] that would only encourage him and introduce him to the joys of mutual masturbation. ![]() Or Labour back benches ] | |||
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"Yes of course you do. Us barristers are notoriously poorly paid. You live in Fife. You probably go to work on a cow. " Poorly paid?? At work we pay @ £700 a day for a barrister!! | |||
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"I never cease to be shocked that men don't realise that women wank." Yes really .... what a strange question, why wouldn't women wank? Maybe not in front of men who have such shocked attitudes to it .... my question is, do all men masturbate? Because if you doubt some women do, surely you have to doubt some men do .... | |||
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"Yes of course you do. Us barristers are notoriously poorly paid. You live in Fife. You probably go to work on a cow. Poorly paid?? At work we pay @ £700 a day for a barrister!! " Does he drive an Audi A8 and have a US home as well? | |||
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"I think you mean masturbate. " of course he does but we knew that - and yes i do | |||
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"I never cease to be shocked that men don't realise that women wank. I'd be more surprised to hear of one who didn't!" I don't as a rule ![]() | |||
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"love to watch a lady play with herself till she cums she knows how she wants it as we men do " Exactly, that's why watching a guy wank is good too. Take note of how and where they like to be touched. We're all different. | |||
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"love to watch a lady play with herself till she cums she knows how she wants it as we men do Exactly, that's why watching a guy wank is good too. Take note of how and where they like to be touched. We're all different. " very different and love to learn so when I can play it gets even better | |||
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"I must admit I love masturbating stick the porn on and gave a play about 4 or 5 times a week x" Snap. I really hate hearing it referred to as wanking though. That's what guys do! My preferred term is Play, or fiddle. Never a wank. Love this definition of wank from Urban dictionary: Predominately British term for masturbation Buffing the Banana Holding Your Sausage Hostage Jackin' the Beanstalk Rounding up the Tadpoles Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ Spank the Frank Applying the hand brake Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior Auditioning the finger puppets Beef-stroke-it-off Boxing the bald champ Charming the snake Checking for testicular cancer Choking Kojak Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie Straddle your paddle Taking matters into your own hands Teasing the weasel Thumping the pump Tickling the pickle | |||
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"Didn't we all admit to this last week??? Clearly some people have slept since then... I seem to live in a constant sense of déjà vu on fab. Hang on someone will start a 'does size matter' thread in 2 minutes" Sorry I don't read every single forum post so no idea this was done before. To be honest not sure why or what your contribution is to this forum post if you are already bored of the subject. Maybe move on? | |||
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"Yes of course you do. Us barristers are notoriously poorly paid. You live in Fife. You probably go to work on a cow. Poorly paid?? At work we pay @ £700 a day for a barrister!! Does he drive an Audi A8 and have a US home as well?" I hear mohammed Al fayed is looking to sue someone. bet he pays a good wage if your looking for a brief? ![]() | |||
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"I must admit I love masturbating stick the porn on and gave a play about 4 or 5 times a week x" oooo hello ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Didn't we all admit to this last week??? Clearly some people have slept since then... I seem to live in a constant sense of déjà vu on fab. Hang on someone will start a 'does size matter' thread in 2 minutes Sorry I don't read every single forum post so no idea this was done before. To be honest not sure why or what your contribution is to this forum post if you are already bored of the subject. Maybe move on? " You are supposed to do a forum search to check before starting a new thread & sometimes admin will close down duplicate threads. | |||
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"Didn't we all admit to this last week??? Clearly some people have slept since then... I seem to live in a constant sense of déjà vu on fab. Hang on someone will start a 'does size matter' thread in 2 minutes Sorry I don't read every single forum post so no idea this was done before. To be honest not sure why or what your contribution is to this forum post if you are already bored of the subject. Maybe move on? " You can post whatever you like. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Didn't we all admit to this last week??? Clearly some people have slept since then... I seem to live in a constant sense of déjà vu on fab. Hang on someone will start a 'does size matter' thread in 2 minutes Sorry I don't read every single forum post so no idea this was done before. To be honest not sure why or what your contribution is to this forum post if you are already bored of the subject. Maybe move on? You can post whatever you like. ![]() ![]() Fair point ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Didn't we all admit to this last week??? Clearly some people have slept since then... I seem to live in a constant sense of déjà vu on fab. Hang on someone will start a 'does size matter' thread in 2 minutes Sorry I don't read every single forum post so no idea this was done before. To be honest not sure why or what your contribution is to this forum post if you are already bored of the subject. Maybe move on? " someone is a bit touchy, perhaps a quick wank might make you feel more relaxed. ![]() | |||
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"Didn't we all admit to this last week??? Clearly some people have slept since then... I seem to live in a constant sense of déjà vu on fab. Hang on someone will start a 'does size matter' thread in 2 minutes Sorry I don't read every single forum post so no idea this was done before. To be honest not sure why or what your contribution is to this forum post if you are already bored of the subject. Maybe move on? You can post whatever you like. ![]() ![]() Amen to that...now I see why the forums get no new talent | |||
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"Didn't we all admit to this last week??? Clearly some people have slept since then... I seem to live in a constant sense of déjà vu on fab. Hang on someone will start a 'does size matter' thread in 2 minutes Sorry I don't read every single forum post so no idea this was done before. To be honest not sure why or what your contribution is to this forum post if you are already bored of the subject. Maybe move on? You can post whatever you like. ![]() ![]() Totally agree with you ! | |||
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"I do as many times a day as I can, the more I orgasm the more I want, I'm insatiable ![]() Oh i say ![]() | |||
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"So most of us guys do the deed but do many women masterbate when alone? My wife does at times but not very often. If I am working shifts she may get the rabbit out for a release. So my question is do you lovely ladies do it and if so how often? I have always loved the thought of my wife having a "lay down" in the afternoon! " When I was in my teens I used to a few times a week, but have found different ways to relieve the sexual tension these days ![]() | |||
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"I'm Mr bates, this is my wife Mrs bates and our son master bates. unpleasant habit but what can you do." Thats funny lol | |||
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"Didn't we all admit to this last week??? Clearly some people have slept since then... I seem to live in a constant sense of déjà vu on fab. Hang on someone will start a 'does size matter' thread in 2 minutes Sorry I don't read every single forum post so no idea this was done before. To be honest not sure why or what your contribution is to this forum post if you are already bored of the subject. Maybe move on? someone is a bit touchy, perhaps a quick wank might make you feel more relaxed. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Didn't we all admit to this last week??? Clearly some people have slept since then... I seem to live in a constant sense of déjà vu on fab. Hang on someone will start a 'does size matter' thread in 2 minutes Sorry I don't read every single forum post so no idea this was done before. To be honest not sure why or what your contribution is to this forum post if you are already bored of the subject. Maybe move on? someone is a bit touchy, perhaps a quick wank might make you feel more relaxed. ![]() ![]() My Ex has never masturbated in her life...I found this far more disturbing (and probably a sign of underlying issues) than the idea of a woman frigging herself off at every opportunity... | |||
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"My ex had never explored herself and would never masterbate. She preferred the real thing. Kinda weird if you ask me I mean how can you not want to explore yourself more?" What do you mean 'she preferred the real thing ?' There speaks someone with scant knowledge of female erogenous zones, pleasure and orgasm. | |||
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"My ex had never explored herself and would never masterbate. She preferred the real thing. Kinda weird if you ask me I mean how can you not want to explore yourself more? What do you mean 'she preferred the real thing ?' There speaks someone with scant knowledge of female erogenous zones, pleasure and orgasm. " Women only wank because they can't get the 'real thing' - men. Without a man, a woman is nothing. Everyone knows that.... | |||
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"My ex had never explored herself and would never masterbate. She preferred the real thing. Kinda weird if you ask me I mean how can you not want to explore yourself more? What do you mean 'she preferred the real thing ?' There speaks someone with scant knowledge of female erogenous zones, pleasure and orgasm. Women only wank because they can't get the 'real thing' - men. Without a man, a woman is nothing. Everyone knows that...." maybe its about the pop group.. you to me are everything.. ![]() | |||
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"My ex had never explored herself and would never masterbate. She preferred the real thing. Kinda weird if you ask me I mean how can you not want to explore yourself more? What do you mean 'she preferred the real thing ?' There speaks someone with scant knowledge of female erogenous zones, pleasure and orgasm. " She preferred cock to masterbating and openly admitted she tried to masterbate once but it did nothing for her on a personal level so she never bothered. Would just wait till I got home. Being male and having uncontrollable erections during teenage years I had no choice but to masterbate to bloody shift it or I'd be stuck somewhere. Worst place being stuck on holiday in a swimming pool for 2h with an erection that would not seem to go. But my point being I found it weird she never explored herself to atleast find out more about herself. All my previous gfs masterbated. | |||
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